/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2408 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

► Detected: 327,102 (+18,375) ► Died: 13,893 (+738)

~~~ Remaining to surpass H1N1: 4607 deaths ~~~

>NEWS
Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
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All of urban India under lockdown, affecting 455 million
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Italy closes most factories, tightens lockdown even more
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12% of deaths in Italy had no previous conditions
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38 year old civil guard dies in Spain, no previous conditions
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>RESEARCH
Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
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Dogs can be carriers of the virus
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983,006 infected in Wuhan alone
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Virus causes damage to heart, kidneys and liver
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Italy first case tests positive again after "recovery"
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>REMINDER
Duterte places Manila under lockdown, 13 million affected
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Colombia to enter total lockdown, 49 million people
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Merkel: "60 to 70 percent in Germany will become infected"
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WHO: Detailed information provided in only 38% of cases
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Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
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>LIVE
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>LATEST CASES
05:14: First death and 52 new cases in Colombia.
04:30: 53 new cases in Russia.
03:31: 109 new cases in Germany.
03:06: 585 new cases and 25 new deaths in New York state, United States.
02:54: 168 new cases and 3 new deaths in California, United States.
02:52: 67 new cases in Victoria, Australia.
02:48: 97 new cases in New South Wales, Australia.

>MORE
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niggers tongue my anus

6 MILLION NEW DEATHS

Standing by for Italy numbers

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Look at this shit!
Look at it!
If this is true, those fucking bugmen whores have a nerve to blame others for their fuck ups.
God if I will see any bugman around....

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Where
Is
The
Italy
Numbers
?

Getting really tired of you guys constantly saying "it's just the flu, bro." We get it, you were right. But you don't have to keep going on about it. I thought it was just the flu for the longest time, memed at you guys and laughed while I fucked and nutted in my gf, teasing you guys and the weirdo friend I have in real life who posts in these threads. But I get it, I was wrong, but that doesn't mean you have the right to spam it all over the place. I told my grandma that this shit was a nothingburger, and we just buried her yesterday because she went out and didn't socially isolate and got this virus. We're all suffering. You don't have to stick it in our faces.

In Israel

Did italy drop their numbers yet

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Fuck off shill

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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ITALY NUMBERS LIVE

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Pasting this from last thread
PRO TIP FOR AMERICANS
(Works for bank of America)
Step 1: max out card
Step 2: get checking to $1
Step 3: schedule $300-400 credit card payment for today
If done correctly you should have 300-400 more to spend on credit card (yes you'll be negative in checking account, but seriously who gives a shit at this point)

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Can someone link me to WHO tweet where it says that is not clear the transmission human to human circa 14/1?

Is this the biggest event this century since 9/11?

Nothingburger, schizo freaks.
Take your meds.

does argie bro sleep?

Yes.

the team responsible for reporting all died

REMINDER:
IGNORE THE SHILLS FLOODING THESE THREADS USING GREEK FLAGS

WHERE ARE THE SPAGHET NUMERALS????

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SO MEN ARE TWO TIMES MORE LIKELY TO DIE?

THIS MEANS IF I CAN SOMEHOW SURVIVE I WILL GET MORE PUSSY?

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This is the worst time to be living with relatives nearby.

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way way bigger than 9/11

9/11 wasn't that significant. Probably Covid-19 is the most significant event since the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991.

Its the biggest event ever

>"CHINESE VIRUS"
das raisisd

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anyone else letting their facial hair grow out? in 3-4 months you'll have a beard no one cares no one working

BREAKING: Italy is all dead and the remaining survivors are eating their own feces to stay alive.
>BREAKING: Italy is all dead and the remaining survivors are eating their own feces to stay alive.

dead people need no sleep

I bet the Italians are physically fighting right now over whether they should announce the real numbers or massively understate them.

sauce

NO NEW ITALY NUMBERS TODAY
CONTACT WITH ITALY HAS BEEN LOST
THERE ARE NO SURVIVORS

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umm bros...? 2nd wave starting up?!

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I would say 2008 was bigger than 911. And this can dwarf both of them

give us the number pasta niggers

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This one?
twitter.com/WHO/status/1217043229427761152

ITALIAN NUMBERS NOW

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It literally is just a flu. Deaths per day are already decreasing in Italy.

Mature pussy

UK conference is starting lads
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201 ALGERIA 17 DEATH
WE GOT THE LARGEST CHINK DEMOGRAPHIC IN AFRICA AAAAAAA

>mfw I already had it and got over it
who else here /immune/

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Argie bro doesn't even breath. He's ascended to a higher plane of baking.

testing is finally catching up

Kek

No new cases in China.
Every world government believes them.
We all know going door to door with rifles locking people inside and dragging away infected to quarantine camps is essential defective but you don’t want to admit they have it under control, why?

the press conference hasn't started yet
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>anyone else letting their facial hair grow out?
No. I need my mask to seal.

it's as big as columbus landing in the americas and franz ferdinand being shot

Sauce on these hoes please

Probably. But your balls will be shriveled and you won‘t be able to reproduce anymore.

Not yet, but might get there

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no it's the first wave. it looks like this because Chinese insects hard limited the curve

Yes.

Also not forgetting that because 3000 Americans died from a terror attack by a relatively small terrorist cell in Afghanistan, the US spent the next 20 years killing thousands of middle easterners and toppled three regimes to vast American support.

China is absolutely fucked.

It's just a nothing burger, Jesus Christ. This thing will die down any day now and you'll all be stuck eating those 47585829 cans of beans you panic bought like a bunch of morons LOL

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+8390 new cases in Italy, +983 deaths, + 780 recoveries
>+8390 new cases in Italy, +983 deaths, + 780 recoveries
+8390 new cases in Italy, +983 deaths, + 780 recoveries
>+8390 new cases in Italy, +983 deaths, + 780 recoveries
+8390 new cases in Italy, +983 deaths, + 780 recoveries
>+8390 new cases in Italy, +983 deaths, + 780 recoveries

say whats your opinion on matzedonia?

WHERE DO YALL GO TO GET THE ITALY NUMBERS!? WHAT SAUCE!?!
>WHERE DO YALL GO TO GET THE ITALY NUMBERS!? WHAT SAUCE!?!
WHERE DO YALL GO TO GET THE ITALY NUMBERS!? WHAT SAUCE!?!
>WHERE DO YALL GO TO GET THE ITALY NUMBERS!? WHAT SAUCE!?!

It literally is just a flu. Deaths are already decreasing in Italy. But you faggots will just ignore the data and start focusing on a different country when Italy recovers in a few weeks

truly the man chosen to survive corona-chan

It's just a flu bruh.

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Jenga is fun.
These roaties know how to have a good time.