Brit/pol/ Gone fishing Edition

>Coronavirus: Urgent appeal for Brits to work on farms
fwi.co.uk/business/coronavirus-urgent-appeal-for-brits-to-work-on-farms
>Apply here
hopslaboursolutions.com/seasonal-work/

>Coronavirus: Teenage girls arrested after 'abusing Chinese people wearing face masks in racially-motivated attack'
independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/coronavirus-racist-attack-southampton-teenagers-arrested-a9416526.html

>Co-op donates £1.5m of food to hunger charity FareShare
expressandstar.com/news/uk-news/2020/03/21/co-op-donates-15m-of-food-to-hunger-charity-fareshare/

>West London woman who changed her name to 'Tinkerbell' refused passport
mylondon.news/news/west-london-news/west-london-woman-who-changed-17952539

>Britain's Tempest Sixth-Generation Fighter Could Blow Away The F-35
nationalinterest.org/blog/buzz/britains-tempest-sixth-generation-fighter-could-blow-away-f-35-135037

>The everyday household item that saw firefighters rush to bin lorry fire in Cambourne
cambridge-news.co.uk/news/local-news/everyday-household-item-saw-firefighters-17953297

>Train station fire caused by burning wheelie bins that were dragged into empty building
manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/train-station-fire-caused-burning-17944526

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will we ever see the Queen again in public?

reminder not to listen to doommongers from /cvg/

first for comfy cave

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this, paracetamol cures it

are we allowed to travel between threads of are we on lockdown?

Bet 2020 will be the year we lose her.

Healthcare works are breaking down over this virus you could put them in a hazmat suit and they will still think they are going to die they are so ill prepared

SHIT LINKS ALL DAY


GET IN HERE LADS

hi i brought my kids to this thread is it ok if u babysit?

as long as /cvg/ and /ptg/ stay quarantined it's fine

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hopefully, and that we abolish the whole thing finally. bunch of nonces

why is our CFR so high? do we have a deadlier strain than italy?

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how about no

>made late
>two bbc links
fuck off spastic

we will use this next

Anyone else buying crypto / shares / options to cash in on the market crash?

Of course lad. You'd be a retard not to

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20-Mar: China "lost" 15 million phone users since 2020 started
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We're only testing the critically ill, and also full recovery seems to take longer than dying so we wont see the recovered go up straight away, will be delayed.

>buying at the start of a global depression where even the next month is pure speculation
thats a no from me

im gonna wait for btc to go lower.

just ignore him
it's some mong hoping 1/7 of the world's population perishes due to covid

there is no evidence of "full recovery". the virus causes organ/testicular/nervous system/brain damage in even "mild" infections. most "survivors" end up with 30% lung capacity and weakened immune systems that are primed for reinfection.

this is a genuine article

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fucking seethenonce

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spastic

I hope everyone who has ever worked for the NHS contracts it and the fat, stupid, morons who are addicted to Greggs die clutching their NHS lanyard and bulging out of their disgusting "uniform"

starting to think you're a bot now mate

well the way the lefty cunts are talking on twitter, you cant.

ai ya just a co-incidence laowai i mean fellow white British person

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gay nonce

Bit far mate

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ted poster i know thats you

it's a legitimate question. the virus can survive for 28 days outside the body and it can stay in the air for hours. somebody needs to find some form of aerosolised disinfectant that kills is very soon or we're all fucked.

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281 deaths (+47), 5700 cases

Seethe more noncing thread splitter

you need sectioning

boris is on

Boris now speaking on BBC 1

can you not read the lectern? it says stay at home.

BOJO'S LIVE

Daily reminder, a set of fb keys, can get you into most parks, which they sell on amazon

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>+47
Isn't that down from yesterday?

>75% CFR in the UK
so, our strain is twice as deadly as MERS

Alri alri alri

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No problem lad, I’ll take care of them. I like kids, I’m even on a register to prove it.

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read the research, it's all there. this virus is unstoppable.

>still no self employed rishi rupees
not happy tbqhwy

twitch.tv/ediepol/clip/BreakableComfortableNikudonCorgiDerp

Source: his mums basement

Do you think the house market will crash?

come on boris my son announce more gibs

after the landlords swing. the fire rises comrade.

>herd immunity canceled
NOOO, KEEP HUGGING EACH OTHER!

Fuck the clown jew, suddenly can't bare his accent

lock up the unhealthy, have a cup of tea and carry on

We are going to weld people inside their homes if convid confirmed

Yes

herd immunity was never going to happen anyway. this virus has ADE and it's mutating extremely quickly, even for a coronavirus. same reason why there will never be a vaccine.

Simple as

Suck each others dicks shills

ok this was a good thread but yh cool

new

>please follow the advice
>pretty please
>I mean we really would prefer it if you did
>we might even do something about it eventually
remember this next time some cunt says we live in some kind of police state dictatorship

sorry never heard of your country.

>Do you think the house market will crash?
Jewh'n'son and his chronies are all in to property business, as they are too stupid to milk goyim any other way.

what is wrong with you?

All men have secrets and here is mine so let it be known

>doommong wanking himself into a coma over the figures

Yes. And I'm going bushcrafting with a tent on weekends because this is the first time nobody will care about me and my tent in deep woods.

I TRIED EVERYTHING BUT I JUST DON'T GET LOVE

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these daily updates are like opening an advent calendar. little bites of chaos.

bet there are beer cans in there and smell of urine

wish the journalists stop pushing for harder fucking lockdown,

Lads let’s be honest yh

The first rave back after this is going to be fucking insane

>laowai

why don't we have more pejorative terms for foreigners?

Reminder that the best data we have suggests that the death rate is below 1% for all age ranges

Media is ran by Jews, and heavily biased, but for some reason it's completely trustworthy when /cvg/ grugs read about corona

I STOLE AND THEN I LIED JUST BECAUSE YOU ASKED ME TO!

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>VE day but get fucked up in a beer garden
i'm looking forward to it too m8.

>still no lockdown

So I'm back to my shit warehouse job tomorrow?

this little piggy shitposted on brit/pol/, this little piggy wanked over channel 4,...

I like witnessing chaos it's the greatest timeline

reminder that this social distancing thing won't work unless the whole world can stay indoors for 6+ months.

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Government just said they are sending letters to all people likely to be killed by virus.
Put into envelopes by some underpaid Malaysian NHS worker who is infected and coughing all over the letters.

>but for some reason it's completely trustworthy when /cvg/ grugs read about corona
kek true that

it's sealed up with a big iron gate now, probably for that very reason

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give ti a couple of weeks i reckon they'll shut down non-eseential industry eventually. If it's anything like mt place right now, no one can give a shit about working much anyway

Shut it GCHQ, be herd immune and enjoy plentiful senior accomodation in the property market soon

bot

>tfw wagie
>tfw doomed to stand around in crowds of retarded coofers who can't even be bothered to cover their mouths
>tfw no PPE ever
it's great fun lad

i think the government actually means well but i think its time to stop this and let the boomers die we us to survive
lets all go back to work and get our bosses children a third house,
no one in the UK is listening anyway, record numbers are in parks and beaches right now

mobile.twitter.com/toad_spotted/status/1241057082973052935

Gives some alternative ideas regrding missing phone users

we, as in genuine white British people, have plenty of awesome pejorative terms for foreigners.

she's so authoritative

Queen should write them, at least, like she does for 100 years. It's not like she's doing anything for the next year. Come on you ol' bitch. I know 70+ year olds will be happy to get as much.

I'VE GOT NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE

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thing is these people are gonna die no matter what in the next 2 years

might as well kill them now and keep our economy going.

indeed but we don't have One overall term. afaik?

so jewish

Can the Chinese just stop please? Just stop. Put the fucking penguin down, stop munching on that scorpion, there's some fucking chicken right here.

Stop unleashing plagues on the rest of the world because you've got the munchies for a fucking platypus.

Weekend innit

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Same mate. I get 4 busses a day.

xenos

Foreign (delivered with a slight sneer) usually works.

nah i like it. let's see what other weird shit they'll eat. slugs in blankets

fuck prison guard jounalists

>bet there are beer cans in there and smell of urine
Like Eddie's house then.

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he name is vicki young yet shes in her 50s.

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me chinese, me so smart, me put coof coof in your coke!
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I'm starting to think work will never be cancelled and that everyone is just going to get picked off. One or two dying in each workplace won't be a big deal, just collateral damage to keep the wheels turning.

behave yourselves or you'll be grounded

>who caused the virus?
Take the low/high pill

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Got to keep the money flowing, the investors are pulling out of the markets

i got to keep working till im sick or the gov specifically shuts down the workshop

MUH MENTAL HEALTH
>MUH MENTAL HEALTH
MUH MENTAL HEALTH
>MUH MENTAL HEALTH
MUH MENTAL HEALTH
>MUH MENTAL HEALTH
We're literally going to kill thousands of people because of Reddit memetal health.

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based and exerciseoutsidepilled bojo not copying spanish and italians being locked up yet. shame the idiots here that can't do the distancing will ruin it.

>average /brit/ coofer

youtube.com/watch?v=t5OYKI_9ujE

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fuck this faggot sam coates

Joke's on them, if I get it bad I'm jumping from a building somewhere so their suicide stats will go up no matter what.

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yeah lol.

based reporter

Lewis Capaldi

Can’t believe he has a kid.

>drive back from the workshop today
>fucking tourists everywhere
we're going to get a lockdown because of these cunts

not even worth watching these things when they get to the qanda
boring

fuck off manhands

when they're all whinging about not being allowed to get away from their squalling brats or buy fags I wonder if any of them will accept it's their own fault for acting like retards? I can probably guess

>not going on a rampage
Pussy