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Yas Forums Humor thread
Hudson Howard
Sebastian Ross
Blake Scott
Joshua Moore
Xavier Edwards
>Get back into the tower Egor, we must finish the mind swapping machine otherwise millions of trannies are going to kill themselves... What's that Egor? How do we supply the trannies with the body they desire? We don't, you ignoramus! We simply harvest their parts and whittle an ornamental piece out of their flesh, which looks like the real thing, well from atleast a metre away!
>Ohh.. What now Egor?! Why are we building a mindswapping machine? Well it's the only way these trannies will actually have the body they desire but they'd still kill themselves anyway because the disease is in the mind, Egor... In the mind! So, even if they'd magically manifest in the body of their desire, which is only fabricated out of lust for it and self-depreciation that one can not attract it, they will realise that existence itself has no predetermined "feeling". That they'd still be the same mentally ill boy but in the body of a woman ...never satisfied.
>Why?! Egor, Did you seriously ask why?! Because this dysphoria is only dispelled when the truth becomes unhidden! When these persons realise there is no determinable feeling of existing between a man or woman as we have no possible projection of the other! Do you know what this means, Egor my loyal low IQ laboratory assistant? It means that the encouragement of the delusion is what is pushing the suicide rates higher and higher! That their answer is not in the need to change but only through enlightenment. Realising that this existence is the mere conscious processing of the reality formed around them, its physical manifestation and the chemistry needed to sustain it.
>Why continue the delusion? Why continue to harvest these discarded body parts? Why, it's for the most greatest of Goods, Egor! Gold and it’s divinity!
Brody Rivera
Brody Lopez
Matthew Johnson
Leo Hughes
Benjamin Jenkins
Blake Powell
Bentley Young
Owen Johnson
Ryan Adams
Kayden Carter
Cameron Reyes
Deserved
Nolan Ward
Sebastian Sanchez
Adrian Cook
Dylan Ward
cringe
Cameron Fisher
Blake Phillips
Imagine getting corona because someone shit all over your breathing air. Shit corona lol
Gabriel Watson
Jose Phillips
Special forces
Xavier Richardson
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads
Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
Tyler Ward
People who annoy you.
Samuel Long
Camden Wright
Christian Rivera
Nigger tough
Daniel Miller
Andrew Turner
Elijah Bennett
Blake Gomez
Justin Peterson
Camden Baker
Ethan Thompson
>Well howdily Doodily Niggerino
>You say you want my dang dad didily walleroony
>Well, I'm doodly afraid you cant diddly have it
>What? You wanna use your stabily knifely if I don't give it you ya?
>Well okely dokely nogaroony here ya dang doodly go
>*pulls out glock 23
>Whoops there dead didly doo dindu didly, looks like your dang diddly bleading from your skullarino
Jacob Flores
Luis Harris
Cameron Moore
This thread is anti-funny.
Robert Harris
Isaac Ward
kek
Josiah Clark
Matthew Sullivan
KEK
now thats based
Benjamin Young
This isn't funny
Dylan Rodriguez
Anthony Sanchez
Jacob Collins
As an anti-centrist I am with the colored chads. Is anti-centrism just accelerationism?
Luke Harris
That's not an AK-15
Kayden Green
Dylan Martinez
Jonathan Adams
Want to bet this is a company owner who didn't obey laws about safely transporting good that are present in every single country including yours
Besides, van drivers are cunts
Matthew Bell
FUCKING BRITKEK.
God, you guys are such fucking cucks it's insane and you defend this.
This is now a LOICENSE thread
Leo Green
Imagine thinking this is real
Luke Garcia
James Sullivan
Cameron Watson
if someone wrote this in hungary they land in jail
Kayden Hughes
Adam Bailey
Juan Ward
The back of that van doesnt have windows. Why did he get a ticket? Who the fuck did they keep safe?
Elijah Collins
Easton Perry
Ethan Smith
Michael Howard
Ryan Thomas
Aaron Stewart
Well... did he get him?
Carter Perez
Colton Rogers
Jokes on you, im a hobo browsing on a stolen phone
Nolan Lee
Hudson Garcia
Diversity hire.
Easton Nguyen
Jaxson Stewart
Fuck Finland
Jacob Hughes
got me
Camden Wood
Kevin Price
Nathan Morales
John Torres
Kayden Hill
Ayden Morales
>retard blessed by trips
Brayden Long