/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2407 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

► Detected: 326,309 (+17,582) ► Died: 13,893 (+738)

~~~ Remaining to surpass H1N1: 4607 deaths ~~~

>NEWS
Italy closes most factories, tightens lockdown even more
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Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
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All of urban India under lockdown, affecting 455 million
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Med shocked, lungs of young patients filled with blood
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38 year old civil guard dies in Spain, no previous conditions
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>RESEARCH
Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
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Infection might cause male infertility
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Survivors will be immunocompromised
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High cytokine in blood of critical patients
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In France, half in intensive care under 50 years old
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>REMINDER
Australia expects 1.5 million infected
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Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
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Czech Republic under lockdown, affecting 10 million
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Switzerland only testing high risk patients
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Wuhan biolab sold lab animals as wild-caught to wet markets
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
05:14: First death and 52 new cases in Colombia.
04:30: 53 new cases in Russia.
03:31: 109 new cases in Germany.
03:06: 585 new cases and 25 new deaths in New York state, United States.
02:54: 168 new cases and 3 new deaths in California, United States.
02:52: 67 new cases in Victoria, Australia.
02:48: 97 new cases in New South Wales, Australia.

>MORE
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Who else here hopes that all babyboomers die soon?

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My cousin is in lockdown in France, I don't think I'm gonna get to fuck her before it's all over bros.

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Remainder WHO niggers must be arrested and a trial for genocide should be held. For 1 full month they avoided to declare a pandemic and advised national health organizations NOT to close borders, NOT to wear masks. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus planned to appoint murderous Zimbabwe's president Robert Mugabe as a goodwill ambassador.

bbc.com/news/world-africa-41711571

Ask for his removal as WHO chief. Victim's relatives: sue him personally, and WHO too.

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it was 322k 30 mins ago

I love you friends

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ive been thinking about this virus and its consequences. does it legitimates the worldwide quarentine enforced by both democratic and authoritarian govs? or is it the only possible action in face of such a huge threat? what the elites know that we dont? not closing borders could virtually kill millions more and spread the disease?

>can they do anything other than lock us?

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Nuke the fuck out of them.

>The use of the favipiravir (commercial name Avigan ) for #Covid19 it is not authorized in Europe and the USA. There are currently no published clinical studies related to the efficacy and safety of the drug.

CURE FAGS BTFO
>CURE FAGS BTFO
CURE FAGS BTFO
>CURE FAGS BTFO
CURE FAGS BTFO
>CURE FAGS BTFO

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hast du keine Familie, Freund ?

Daily reminder:
We are fucked big time

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I want a bunker bf...

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virus-laden gaseous plume

my grandparents have just walked to the next town to the cemetary and back for mothers day and also the shop numerous times. am i fucking dead? they are retarded and ignoring EVERYTHING.
>my grandparents have just walked to the next town to the cemetary and back for mothers day and also the shop numerous times. am i fucking dead? they are retarded and ignoring EVERYTHING.
my grandparents have just walked to the next town to the cemetary and back for mothers day and also the shop numerous times. am i fucking dead? they are retarded and ignoring EVERYTHING.

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THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

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Is this disease the real white genocide? Whiteys are too damn stupid to just fucking stay home during this pandemic. None of these crackers are treating this shit seriously.

T.hanks bro that was good. keep going

don't beat your wife in quarantine

Bendover slut

ITALY NUMBERS IN 15 MINUTES
BRACE FOR IMPACT

Curefaggots should have goten used to ass rape by now

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Well, copper prices have taken a hit.
So...how goes progress on finding a cure, treatment or vaccine? Because a dollar a pound isn't worth jack shit and I'm stuck with assloads of copper.

I just want the panic to be over and the economy to go up again.

are you a faggot,amigo?

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Rate my PrEP

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Full lockdown in Greece starting tomorrow.

We get UK numbers in fifteen minutes I think

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More white death when

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ok. I will beat her now because you told me not to

>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU ONLY HAVE A 99.7% CHANCE OF SURVIVING IF YOU'RE UNDER 40!!! YOU'RE JUST A SHILL AND WE'RE GOING EXTINCT!!!

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Then the praise of single motherhood will truely be dead with the loss of free childcare

Not with that attitude.

New York accounts for nearly 1/2 of all US coronavirus infections (12000 out of 26000), with many early infections traced to Italy. This seems to correlate with the suggestion that Italian outbreak happened very early in November of 2019.
whereas West Coast US infections were possibly more directly linked to Americans who returned from China, the infection rate is much smaller.

Since China's lock down didn't happen until end of January 2020, one would expect West coast infections to occur much higher rate, because Americans would be more exposed to it in China since November of 2019, and would be bringing the virus back to West Coast much earlier.

If this did not happen, then

(1) the Italian outbreak might have been much earlier than in Wuhan, giving rise to more infected in Italy (hidden infected) early start, and then Americans brought it back to East Coast at higher rate than they did from China on the West Coast.

(2) alternatively, West coast infections are still very hidden, and could possibly rise to rival East Coast numbers.

(3) alternatively, Italian outbreak increased speed because of Christmas, where as Chinese outbreak increased speed because of Chinese New Year (end of January). This could explain why Italian outbreak infection rate could be earlier.

If the Italian outbreak did happen much earlier than thought, back in November of 2019, then they could have been infected around the same time as Wuhan, by say a superspreader "Patient Zero" who was in Italy and then in Wuhan?

>favipiravir
OH NO NO NO
SO ARE YOU TELLING ME THE CHINESE PROPAGANDA WASN'T RIGHT

0.00415151% of world pop. detected;

0.00017691% of world pop. died;

0.00273900% of world pop. "active" cases.


Still a long way to go.

Note: Those are official numbers, real numbers may be higher due to the fact that it is impossible to test every human on earth. (Not even mentioning the 100% test accuracy that would be needed.)


History here: pastebin.com/raw/FbM2a6ef (will update weekly)

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Sorry to hear that Muhammad

I’ve been thinking, and seriously, if it ends today going back to “as it was” does not sound like an easy thing to do.

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HAHAH ITALY NUMBERS DOWN, NO CASES IN CHINA. PROVE ME WRONG

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Spain already having patients lie in the hallways and lobbies?
The herd better pray they don't get sick...

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Watch out, Italy, the US is coming to fuck you up.

Who ill be the first to overtake China in raw numbers? The race intensifies

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The US could lose its crown as the world's most powerful economy as soon as next year, and it's unlikely to ever get it back

The American Empire lasted... 75 years lmao. There is no way that the US will ever recover from this. What a little tiny piece of protein can do.

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Are you a tranny

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Our collective anus is irrevocably scarred

I'm worried brother.
They closed everything in my city. Nothing is working beside supermarkets, pharmacies and hospitals.

thank you for martina stoessel

>not authorised
>no published studies

Completely made up barriers. Just fucking give it a whirl for those with little option

Its not as if it's a new drug with unknown side affects/interactions.

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Yay for exponential growth!

Why are you guys acting like its the end of the world? I just went for a walk in the park and everyone was laughing, smiling and having a good time. I think you guys have been cooped up inside for too long, you need some fresh air.

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You said the same thing for 3 days now
Maybe day number 4 is your lucky day

Pasta numbers when?

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oh shit

>/ptg/ spending more time in /cvg/ then their faggot campaign funded general that is next to dead now
Embarassing.

Forgot to put my geo location.

second wave will dwarf spanish flu

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Reported for advocating murder.

10 mins or so

Daily reminder to report your neighbors for spreading fake news about the Chinese coronavirus
>pic related
#ReportEverything

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CoronaChan growing gif where?

>capping a shitty larp
kys leaf

read picture senpai

Largest brain. Fuck the quarantines.

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This. Italy cases will be down from yesterday. Happening canceled.

NO! COME ON BENITOS

EARLY REPORTS FROM ITALY:

6543 NEW INFECTED, 843 DEAD
>6543 NEW INFECTED, 843 DEAD
6543 NEW INFECTED, 843 DEAD
>6543 NEW INFECTED, 843 DEAD
6543 NEW INFECTED, 843 DEAD
>6543 NEW INFECTED, 843 DEAD
6543 NEW INFECTED, 843 DEAD
>6543 NEW INFECTED, 843 DEAD
6543 NEW INFECTED, 843 DEAD
>6543 NEW INFECTED, 843 DEAD
6543 NEW INFECTED, 843 DEAD
>6543 NEW INFECTED, 843 DEAD

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WE NEED MARH LAW NO ONE IS STAYING HOME

FUCK

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>american cases now over 30k
we'll overtake italy in a few days at this rate

I hate you u whore

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it's eugenic, dumb whiteoids are getting BTFO

Have you been outside? No one cares about this meme virus. Things are moving along as normal.

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SOURCE?

Are you cute? You can join me in my basement.

Italy numbers will be lower today.
Happening is cancelled.

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PASTA DIGITS WHEN?!

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Yas Forums was right again

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>only 388 deaths

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>offer to help people
>they bitch that I should just donate my masks because they are useless and I'm not trained to use them anyway
Can't make this shit up, boomers don't even want help

>Polish Government launches a public Minecraft server to encourage teenagers to stay home
What the fuck, Poland?

Enjoy Hearty!

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source you stupid stupid fucking CUNT you are fucking retarded

fug

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Italy's past its peak. Pack it up happening fags.

Fake news

India Superpower 2030

bear trap

Southbound Korea, Taiwan, Singapore, Japan, Hong Kong, and even China have all dealt with this.
High iq Asian society comes out on top while the west goes into a recession. The wests rule over the world is over.

>he bought water
what a retard haha nice shorts tho

That's a big girl

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Here ya go, I'm so proud of her

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FRIENDLY REMINDER 200 FEWER DEATHS IN LOMBARDY ACCORDING TO ((OUR)) SOURCES

Do you expect every state to have the same proportional number of cases, or will some fare better than others? NY currently has around 40% of all US cases. Will states that are more isolated or prepared sooner have less?

>Returning the things i bought
Why the fuck would I do that. I still would need and use the shit I bought.

>father works in finances
>despite the coming lockdown, he still refuses to work his fucking papers from home
>travels to work and back in a car packed with 4 other workmates of his
>refuses to wear face masks

>mother works as a nurse in a hospital, taking care of old people
>still working, constantly in contact with ill old people who might have the chink flu
>at least she wears protection at work
>but never wears it when going out to work or coming home from work

>parents never bothered getting their own place so we've just been living with my mother's parents since i was born
>grandpa and grandma live with us and have their rooms right next to mine

I'm really questioning whether I'll come out of this alive or not, along with which of us might get infected first, and who might end up dead. This is so fucked. They didn't even prepped up.

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>NOOOOOOO THERE'S A SECOND WAVE BASED ON NO EVIDENCE BROOOOOO JUST IGNORE THAT 99% OF THE DEATHS IN ITALY HAD PREEXISTING CONDITIONS!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

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fuck em, they all deserve the rope for selling out to the jews.

>Patient Zero" who was in Italy and then in Wuhan?
Still a chink. But no, Italians would have caught that when the first patients with lung problems would not respond to antibiotics. Nice try CCP

Probably, yes

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,054 (3,261) Italy 53,578 (4,825) United States 30,239 (388) Spain 28,603 (1,756) Germany 23,974 (93) Iran 21,638 (1,685) France 14,459 (562) South Korea 8,897 (104) Switzerland 7,230 (85) United Kingdom 5,018 (244) Netherlands 4,204 (179) Belgium 3,401 (75) Austria 3,302 (16) Norway 2,262 (7) Sweden 1,931 (21) Portugal 1,600 (14) Denmark 1,395 (13) Canada 1,385 (20) Australia 1,353 (7) Malaysia 1,306 (10) Brazil 1,209 (18) Japan 1,086 (36) Turkey 947 (21) Israel 945 (1) Luxembourg 798 (8) Ecuador 789 (14) Ireland 785 (3) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Pakistan 646 (3) Chile 632 (1) Finland 626 (1) Greece 624 (15) Thailand 599 (1) Iceland 568 (1) Poland 563 (7) Indonesia 514 (48) Singapore 455 (2) Romania 433 (2) Slovenia 414 (1) India 391 (7) Philippines 380 (25) Russia 367 (1) Bahrain 332 (2) Peru 318 (5) Hong Kong 317 (4) Egypt 294 (10) Croatia 254 (1) Mexico 251 (2) Lebanon 248 (4) Panama 245 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +46 (+6) United States +6,032 (+86) Spain +3,107 (+375) Germany +1,610 (+9) Iran +1,028 (+129) South Korea +98 (+2) Switzerland +367 (+5) United Kingdom (+11) Netherlands +573 (+43) Belgium +586 (+8) Austria +310 (+8) Sweden +161 (+1) Portugal +320 (+2) Canada +57 (+1) Malaysia +123 (+2) Ecuador +257 (+7) Greece +94 (+2) Poland +27 (+2) Indonesia +64 (+10) Romania +66 (+2) India +59 (+2) Philippines +73 (+6) Bahrain +22 (+1) Iraq +19 (+3) Colombia +35 (+2) Algeria +62 (+2) Serbia +17 (+1) Hungary +28 (+2) Macedonia +30 (+1) Andorra +25 (+1) Burkina Faso +11 (+1) Tunisia +15 (+2) Afghanistan +10 (+1) Guam +12 (+1) Mauritius +10 (+1) Norway +98 Denmark +69 Australia +281 Brazil +31 Japan +32 Czech Republic +52 Israel +62 Luxembourg +128 Pakistan +1 Chile +95 Finland +103 Thailand +188 Iceland +95 Saudi Arabia +119 Singapore +23…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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>Once it falls behind China
Globalism has Corona. China will suffer because of it.
Our economy will go up. Theirs will go down.

To be honest, the governmental tracing structures in America are just far too useless to be drawing conclusive data from. In Europe you have a much higher rate of survialnce, the state is vastly more powerful and tracking is possible. In America the Fed just doesn't have the power to contain the population, effectively track and contain cases or enforce lockdowns and other needed measures. It's going to take years to actually figure out and track who went where and chart the spread.

Hurray! The food truck came to my store.

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>not trained
literally takes 30 seconds of reading... if that

>mfw it's actually worse than ahmed's fake numbers

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How the fuck does "early Italian reports" coming from a Brit work?

FINAL BETTING FOR ITALY'S NUMBERS OF TODAY
>10 MINUTES LEFT

>100-200
>200-300
>300-400
>400-500
>500-600
>600-700
>700-800
>800-900
>1000+

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uk retardness is almost overtaking leafs

Really? Because store shelves are bare, everything is being closed or postponed and the economy is in the shitter because nothing's happening along with the panic the virus has caused.

You're going away for 5 years bud
Hope you like the company of niggers

Revolting.

Then let them die, that's pretty much the attitude I have now. Those faggots can't have it both ways.

800-900

>alt

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Italian girl refugees when?

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kys wang

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That's an improvement right?

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Italy's numbers are not in yet. Place your bets, frens

we are way passed the leaves. i wanna be a refugee off this FUCKING island

900-1000 deaths

>Fake News
Reported

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Protip: You can make a DIY mask out of chicken skin.

Sadly 800+

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out of all the things this quarantine has robbed from me, I miss having a glass of milk most of all

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that map makes me feel happy :)

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For you!

600-700

literally BTFO'd two posts later, fucking shill, kys

Nothingburger
Schizo freaks
Take your medicine

Meanwhile ECB begs for swap lines from US Fed

Then we will have US, Spain, UK and Germany to look out for. This will be a rollercoaster for months to come.

For you.

hope everyone is ready for their fancy new RFID chip, because they be cummin.

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4u

Sauce?
True still slightly mad tbqh
And like 30 minutes of practice to have it down easily
Can't have that attitude thanks to my job tho

I wish it was slowed down a bit more. Like 5 seconds between pictures

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800-1000

*COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF*

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Boomers need a seven week course to learn how to open tampons. What do you expect?

You're the faggot sissy that got shoved inside the house by his parents and forced to take his goggles off so that he wouldn't embarrass them. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

who doesn't like a big girl,right?

600-700


HAPPENING
OVER

GOD SPEED CORONA-CHAN

564

...

is america going to get even more obese? this woman was arrestrd for jogging in Spain
youtu.be/SJWs_wcz82Y

kill yourself

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oh yes my god shes getting so big

>Feb 24, 2020

Old news.

You should lurk a /ptg/ it's quite disgusting
>Muh deepstate guys, hoax virus, Q!
Over and over and over

maybe it'd be better if you died,we'd have less garbage to take care of...imagine not owning a flat while having kids LMAO

>Sauce?
gov.pl/web/cyfryzacja/czy-jestescie-gotowi-na-grarantanne

it went from 9 to 50 in 2 fucking days& on top of theat those fucking Venezuelans can stop fucking storming our beaches to get away from maduro

ITS FUCKING OVER WE ARE THE NEXT ITALY

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Spoiler, it's a dude.

Ah thats much better

I just shopped today and the store shelves were well stocked. There was less of some items than usual but I was still able to buy everything I wanted. I still have work this week also. Literally not a single thing in my life is different. When is the last time you've been outside or to the store? In my experience its just NEETs that never go outside that have this warped idea that everything is shut down.

COME ON PASTA BROS; YOU CAN DO IT

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500-600

If you're medical I can't imagine they'd be turning down any masks whatsoever so what's the deal fren?

200 METERS?
DOES THAT RETARD KNOW THATS A TWO FOOTBALL FIELDS?

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>14k deaths
>0.0002% of the world died
>anything but a nothingburger

You'll kill yourself first, schizo, if you keep denying your meds.

>literally takes 30 seconds of reading
This is a big problem with older people. For some reason older generations can’t wrap their heads around the idea of informing themselves. We live in an age of unlimited information and boomers still can’t grasp how you could possibly learn something without being officially ‘trained’ for it.

i-i'm gonna p-PLOOOMM!!

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jews and chinks gg no re

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Let's go. #1 cause of death worldwide won't earn itself

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yes, an improvement for Corona-chan since she's a growing girl

Shut up fag.

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Reminder, you can’t show me a single YOUNG HEALTHY person that died from this.

I did that shit like a week ago you nigger, you're not convincing anyone

I hereby volunteer to take a qt3.14 italian girl into my home and take care of her, give her comfy food and cuddles to make her feel safe :)

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ITALY REPORTS IN AROUND 10 MINUTES
ITALY REPORTS IN AROUND 10 MINUTES
ITALY REPORTS IN AROUND 10 MINUTES

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POST YOUR BETS

NUKE CHINA

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>he can't brap over two football fields
Get a load of this scrub.

All it takes is a single shit particulate to enter your respiratory system.

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No potus broadcast today?

This is only the beginning. Things will get much worse

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faggot

Oh, it's happening fren

>Germany is banning gatherings of more than 2 people KEK
twitter.com/Conflits_FR/status/1241770710495891459

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2016 was a good year, wasn't it, lads?
>except Yas Forums takeover obviously

schizo

21 year old football captain in Spain died

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or the turk just kills you, remember those are also still a thing

Well I'm doing it now, faggot

>6,800 NEW CASES
>828 NEW DEATHS

WHERE ARE THE MACARONI NUMBERS?????

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At least Larry David is going to defeat his nemesis Mocha Joe tonight

I bet +7200 (+870)

ITALY NUMBERS WHEN

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FUCK YOU GERM

10k new cases 1k deaths

literally make an alliance between australia, europe, russia and USA and nuke the heck out of china & india, before it's too late

we need to nuke them to stone age and take their soil, before they become so strong that factually nobody can oppose them anymore

I think I'm sick ;_; I am coofing and feel something in my throat. I have been gargling salt water for a while now and nothing helps

Everyone listen up! I just maxed out 3 credit cards and took out a personal loan for about 45k. I took that and all my checking/savings and converted all my cash into supplies and food. STOP paying your mortgage and bills. No one will be around soon to collect debt. You'll have more important things to worry about soon enough. If you really believe this is THE happening, drastic measures are needed to survive. Thank me later.

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1204 new cases, 64 dead
happening over

>government organized online RPG sessions
WHY CAN'T I BE A ZOOMER NOW

That's good, I live in baden wurttemberg and my city's park is full of people.

Obviously how can a person be healthy if he's dead.

700+ death, 6000+ cases.

lmfao we are fucked

>Wuhan-chan
God I hate nigger cattle

CHINA NUMBA WON

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1000+ deads

1 minute

So is it a nothing burger or a something burger ?

The more patients come in, the more doctors are starting to realise how badly the cardiovascular damage is.

>American College of Cardiology webinar held in partnership with the Chinese Cardiovascular Association on March 18 addressing myocardial injury with Coronavirus
youtube.com/watch?v=CjEhV68GcD8
Analysis from SARS survivors also showed a damaged cardiovascular system and a higher risk for cardiovascular diseases later on. The same is probably true for SARS2 patients with severe symptoms.

twitter.com/beale_md/status/1240815166419283968
+ comments are cardiologists talking about the results they're seeing from various tests.

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Even less greeks have died from that. It's an even bigger nothing burger.

turkish coup was the pinnacle IMO. Actual happening that would change history if it went through

so how are the normies you know spending their weekend?
are they coping with becoming a NEET in a global economic collapse?

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China literally built hospitals in days and sprayed disinfectant over their entire city.

Meanwhile all western countries are capable of doing is tellleng you to not buy too much toilet paper.

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Not me. I want immigrants, niggers and single mothers dead.

i already had coronavirus. As long as you're not a boomer/have late stage AIDS you're gonna be fine. Literally one day of fever and a cough that took about a week to go away.

she reminds me of one of my lovers,but mine had black eyes

emt fag here, since we can't use them at the job I have a stash at home that I use when leaving my home.
Offered to get stuff for older people since I have the ppe to avoid infecting them.
Boomers went mad at me instead of ignoring the offer.

nypost.com/2020/03/22/new-jerseys-first-coronavirus-patient-released-from-hospital-on-oxygen/

> 32 years old
> No prior health conditions
> Permanent lung damage
> Released from hospital with oxygen machines needed 24/7

he had leuchemia

retard

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It's a nothing burger. Anyone who claims otherwise about this flu is a med-less schizoid.

plooom gang checking in!

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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

999 Dead

LASAGNE CONFIRMED INFECTED AND CONFIRMED DEATHS WHEEEEEEEN

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cmon pasta don't disappoint

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>baden wurttemberg
German names are so retarded.

6814 cases
581 deaths

+1000 easily

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Does anyone know of a turkish language equivalent of John Campbell?

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THERE WE GO

THEY'RE LATE

She smiles as if she could dominate all 5 of them

Italy digits when?

Does anybody here have an archive of all Corona hospital/deceased videos?
I want to scare the shit out of my grannies so they won't fucking leave the house for nothing.

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why does germany and usa have fewer deaths? lying?

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was the case here since 2 weeks ago

Post medical attest and eye shape with stamp

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2000 deaths

you are unironicly suicidal arent you?

imagine being a bitter kraut who hates his parents and grandparents
no wonder you are depressed workaholics
kys

t. greek in the UK

IT'S TIME!

>Germany is banning gatherings of more than 2 people KEK
In most states. In some it's even stricter.
I live in Hessen and here any kind of public meeting is prohibited except for family.

Stop paying your mortgage and bills. Max out as many credit cards you can. These are seriously the end times and you want to be fully stocked up. No one will be around to collect on debt

Italy confirmed for "ITS JUST A FLU BRO" nation.

T-thanks CNN...

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Confirmed coronavirus cases in New York State
3/17: 1,374 (+2k tests)
3/18: 2,382 (+7k tests)
3/19: 4,152 (+8k tests)
3/20: 7,102 (+10k tests)
3/21: 10,346 (+13k tests)
3/22: 15,168 (+16k tests)

Total hospitalized: 1,974 (13% of positive cases)
Total deaths: 114
Mortality rate: 0.75%

STREAM LINKS?????
>STREAM LINKS?????
STREAM LINKS?????

I AM A REAL AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN

NO DEATHS IN ITALY

+5900-6000 cases
700-800 deaths

Me.

REPORTS FROM ITALY:

8372 NEW INFECTED, 978 DEAD
>8372 NEW INFECTED, 978 DEAD
8372 NEW INFECTED, 978 DEAD
>8372 NEW INFECTED, 978 DEAD
8372 NEW INFECTED, 978 DEAD
>8372 NEW INFECTED, 978 DEAD
8372 NEW INFECTED, 978 DEAD
>8372 NEW INFECTED, 978 DEAD
8372 NEW INFECTED, 978 DEAD

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887 tutto beeene influenza

you best be kidding

Die you fucking kike vermin.

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SOURCE YOU STUPID FAT CUNT

That's from the start of the outbreak, when she was starting to take form. Name got chosen later

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take your meds

>assuming it doesnt have a latent phase that slowly infects every ACE2 laden tissue, ruining your renal system, cardiovascular system, and sterilizing you

How bad will it have to get in germany before they have to use holocaust ovens to keep up with cremation demand out of necessity?

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WE DID IT

>7300 infected
>925 dead

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>less deaths than yesterday
>less cases than yesterday
Happening over confirmed. This fucking faggot virus would never cause a pandemic, I told you so Yas Forums.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

youtube.com/watch?v=FP8T_SoeN_8

They finally cleared 1000 in one day

>emt fag here, since we can't use them at the job
Ugh, figures. That's so goddamn retarded but not much different than here in the states right now quite honestly. Truly sorry bro.

>ROME (Reuters) - The death toll from an outbreak of coronavirus in the northern region of Lombardy, which has borne the brunt of Italy’s contagion, has risen by around 360 in a day to more than 3,450, a source told Reuters on Sunday.
>Sunday’s figures represented an improvement on Saturday, when the death toll in the region rose by 546 and new cases increased by 3,251.

Shut up you faggot, koronachan is growing and thereis no stopping her.

Normies are completely oblivious about what is happening. I talked to a friend who lives in NY, she said that there were only 300 cases... Normies are doomed.

Put the source

Im the bag

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I honestly love how happeningfags just blatantly ignore evidence right in their face.
I've said it before and I'll say it again; they're the biggest cherry-pickers on Earth.

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What the fuck

Getting really tired of you guys continuously saying "it's just the flu, bro." We get it, you were right. But you don't have to keep going on about it. I thought it was just the flu for the longest time, memed at you guys and laughed while I fucked and nutted in my gf, teasing you guys and the weirdo friend I have in real life who posts in these threads. But I get it, I was wrong, but that doesn't mean you have the right to spam it all over the place. I told my grandma that this shit was a nothingburger, and we just buried her yesterday because she went out and didn't socially isolate and got this virus. We're all suffering. You don't have to stick it in our faces.

wut no way

>that pic
bro...just...

Thanks user

link to UK stream also at same time
youtube.com/watch?v=8xqHcNN0050

SOURCE

SOURCE OR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It’s already a pandemic. And the whole less dead’s/infected than yesterday has happened many times before.

>
>>Connor Reed ("hot toddy guy") had 3 relapses
>jesus christ
>I was wondering about that. Can you link a source?
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8075633/First-British-victim-25-describes-coronavirus.html

It has already plateau'd in China, no new cases in 3 days now. It's normal life again over there.
You schizo freaks need to realize that no country will have above 1k deaths daily, at MOST.
This whole flu meme will be over in a month, screencap this. Schizos.

CAM ON LETS HEAR IT

only 978 dead?

how many days has it been 978 dead?

3 days?
4 days?
maybe 5 days?

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he's not dead, nothingburger confirmed

Thanks

it's fake you fucking niggers

Nice pepe

Posted this 80 minutes ago and no one believed me kek

>doubt

noice

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Give us the numbers, Italy.

I hope you’re not serious. I hate to burst your bubble but this isn’t going to be the end of the world. Everything is going back to normal in a few months

thechronicleherald.ca/news/local/live-covid-19-update-nova-scotia-declares-state-of-emergency-7-new-cases-identified-427886/

• No more than five people permitted to gather in one location

• Provincial parks are closed, visitors will be considered to be trespassing, cars will be towed

• Effective Monday at 6 a.m., all Nova Scotians returning from province must self-isolate for a period of 14 days

• Screening to be managed at New Brunswick border, at ferry terminals in Digby and North Sydney and at airports in Halifax and Sydney

• Exceptions are being made for those providing essential services, including truckers, health care and child protection workers, and law enforcement

• No entry into Nova Scotia for social reasons

• Police authorized to enforce orders under Health Protection Act related to self-isolation and social distancing

• Fines for violating orders under the Act for individuals start at $1,000 per violation, per day; businesses and corporations face fines starting at $7,500 per violation, per day

>also a gook
hmmm still waiting for sources of non-gooks who have been severely damaged or killed by this thing.

sauce?

nothingburger confirmed

>so how are the normies you know spending their weekend?
Everyone is talking about Corona
now just like we were back in Jan. Surreal we got to this point desu. And to think I've been personally made fun of by one faggot for stocking that promptly went shopping at the signs of trouble.

>looks at the USD

Nah I think we’ll be good. Like it or not Jews hate chinks.

>it is just the ____

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French numbers when

5 yuan have been deposited to your account.

Shes packing some serious calcium deposits

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At this point I accepted that I'll get it at some point, what makes me mad is retarded boomers thinking that we'd be able to use them and instead of ignoring an offer they complain.

someone just coofed at the UK conference

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reversion to the meme

cvgs were good for the first month of coronachan

>no country will have 365k die a year from this therefore it’s a nothingburger
user I....

that 978 death in 24 hour user

5 meds should be deposited in your schizo mouth

PRO TIP FOR AMERICANS
(Works for bank of America)
Step 1: max out card
Step 2: get checking to $1
Step 3: schedule $300-400 credit card payment for today
If done correctly you should have 300-400 more to spend on credit card (yes you'll be negative in checking account, but seriously who gives a shit at this point)

you're not a cow mother fucker move on

>Normal life
No it's not, you dumb cunt. Why do you insist on spewing out nonsense garbage you know nothing about?

i imagine more spread out so hospitals are not under complete collapse yet. Seattle, Washington is responsible for a large majority of the killcount as their shit just flat out collapsed.

youtube.com/watch?v=FP8T_SoeN_8&feature=emb_title
They're 10 mins late
>Panic

Don't worry, Brazil is working hard to get up with the big boys.

>China measures in containing
>China measures in reporting

ITALY WILL CLAIM 0 LOCAL TRASMISSIONS!
FEW IMPORTED CASES THO!

so they say, but as we all know, the chinks lie more than any other race except the kikes, and even that's close
no one wants your shilling chang

Italy numbers need to start going down

We need a lockdown here

Most countries like Italy have already peaked, schizo. It's going downwards starting today.

this is nothingborger

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he's trolling

old news. february had more horrific things coming out from wuhan that red pilled us all

nnnoooo my credit noooo

the look on their faces when you wore a mask 1 week before the actual outbreak..

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Usually one hour after Italy.

It's good to stay healthy.

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SO MEN ARE TWO TIMES MORE LIKELY TO DIE?

THIS MEANS IF I CAN SOMEHOW SURVIVE I WILL GET MORE PUSSY?

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Take your meds schizo. Reports are already coming in that Wuhan businesses reopened and people are outside. That's normal life. Seek help.

why do you?

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We doubled today you nigger.

I do miss the chink apocalypse videos

they are all dead by now

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Start adding recovered to top please, I know this is crazy but we need all numbers

yeah granny pussy lol

Skinny legs.
You need to work out more
Try stacking that pile of shit into something a bit more organised

stay safe brazillianon,and be strong.

No but they are

Should have stocked up on powdered milk, canned milk and condensed milk.
>People laughed at me when I bought all this stuff

NEW THREAD:
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>believing our schizo fearmongering government
Take your meds, too

>schizo
is that the only word you know?
your not very good at english are you?
question whats your opinion on matzedonia?

Where are yall going to check the release of Italy numbers?

I see only old people portraits there...

Funny how quick most of them would be to have a fuck you got mine attitude until the place they work tells them to go fuck themselves, then they get mad at those who came ready. I get it man, I really do.

The same government that was downplaying this for the first two months?
Take your meds schizo

If India comes as an superpower at the end of 2020 i'm gonna lose my shit kek

This guy has been trolling for a week, don't give him (you)s.

I see you are a man of culture as well.

>italy numbers WHEN

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I've only seen part of this clip

Can someone stop this chink bot