Prep hoarders were right all along

You guys are such normie retarded losers smdh China is back up and running like normal, a cure has been found, this isn't even a pandemic anymore, it's literally flu-lite tier. The only threat is the one the media is stirring (as usual) and you stupid fucks eat the shit up because you want to play apocolypse with each other like little fags. You did what the TV told you to do as usual, panic bought your next few months worth of rent on stupid shit like toilet paper and ramen noodles like the non-thinking ever consuming pig-sheep you are and now you just won't accept that it's over, it was a nothingburger from the start and you fell for it. So you pathetic stupid losers make these gay little threads shitting up the board 24/7 as a coping mechanism, hoping desperately that the virus will somehow become the pandemic you hoped it would be. Face it nerds, you were lied to again and you fell for it again, the world isn't ending, everything is literally back to normal except Y2K tier morons like you pretending to be in a zombie movie. Grow up, it's pathetic already.

OK chink

>this isn't even a pandemic anymore

LOL, go tell that to Italy where 1000 bodies are stacking up a DAY

Okay Chang, let's review what you just tried to say
>China is back up and running like normal
No? we haven't heard from China in a while, either they successfully quarantined everyone and shut the lid completely, or they are censoring the numbers as per usual
>a cure has been found
I've heard this a million times, where's the cure?
>this isn't even a pandemic anymore
???
>panic bought your next few months worth of rent on stupid shit like toilet paper and ramen noodles like the non-thinking ever consuming pig-sheep you are and now you just won't accept that it's over
You do realise this will get worse if people ignore it right? Call it a flu all you want, but do you want thousands to die because of the "flu" or stay safe?
>it was a nothingburger from the start and you fell for it. So you pathetic stupid losers make these gay little threads shitting up the board 24/7 as a coping mechanism, hoping desperately that the virus will somehow become the pandemic you hoped it would be.
People are geniuenly worried you dumbass, ignoring this virus is gonna make it worse, nobody told anyone to panic, just stay safe and try not to get infected like a dumbass
>the world isn't ending, everything is literally back to normal except Y2K tier morons like you pretending to be in a zombie movie. Grow up, it's pathetic already.
Did anyone say the world is ending? no, we've had much worse and we will continue to have much worse, but people don't want useless losses of lives

I'm under no quarantine

I'm just worried about providing and the safety of my family, I hope China's doing well. They handled it well from the beginning. Never knew there were that many masks and gloves, meanwhile in America..

You failed Chang. I'm sorry for you that this last post is the last thing you see before the bullet is put through your head for your failure. Worry not, another bug will replace you.

if the Government says quarantine will last 12 weeks, it will last 1 week.

>Treasury Secretary says
he's literally a nobody. He has no say in how long this lasts

>we haven't heard from China in a while,
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/20/chinese-life-slowly-gets-back-to-normal-as-the-epidemic-subsides-coronavirus

>prep hoarders were right all along
Nah, they should have bought rice to eat instead of toilet paper. Toilet paper tastes like shit and has very little nutritional value.

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Thanks for the tip, Chinsect.
Got any good dog recipes? I might be stuck here a while.

Let me borrow a tarp ya trap. Can I please?

Toilet paper sandwiches are a staple of the English diet.

Imagine actually believing china

Not how it Works

THE STATISTICS REPORTER DIED SO NO STATISTICS TODAY

Grocery store clerks cannot be quarantined. They must remain in their wage cages.

Of course we're right, retard. Serves you fags for being stupid and not listening to us.

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This age's "peasants go to the front lines to die" story.

TMZ.

Are you kidding? You may as well have just posted a picture of a shit smeared wall.

>LOL
archive.is/mC8Dx
you dumb happening niggers always bring up Italy like we can't look into what's happening over there with a simple guggle search.

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Based and firstpilled.

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>expects
>could

Spend some time reading. Get books and squash illiteracy.

imagine only now realizing this lmao fuck normies

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We tried to warn you.

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Gee I wonder who is behind this post.

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it only taste like shit if you use it first retard

Goddamn noobs i swear, you have to soak it in mountain dew.

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More like: they realized they don’t heal and this is the new norm so they stopped testing and are forcing those how can work do so

You faggot leaf, then why did my whole country shut the fuck down. Suck a giant dick, assuming you haven't already, judging by the amount of faggotry in your post, it couldn't have been long ago since you last had a syrupy dong in your throat.

Day of the rake, when?

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If anyone besides our President had done a fucking thing to contain earlier we would be half way there already.

Go use some Chinese site damn

It is my god given right to go where I want when I want and if any of you glow niggers think you can stop me, you got another thing coming.

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That's really not that long.

Self-fulfilling prophecy

My hats off to the preppers who have been doing it forever, you were right.
All the faggots hoarding at the grocery stores right now can fuck off forever though.

You can still go out for food, dude.

Learn the difference bewtween hoarders and preppers

for now.

Based newfag

As much as I hate tmz for faggotry they’re still more accurate than 99% of the shithead media

12 fucking WEEKS?
That insane, thats completely untenable

Thanks for the new pasta Mr. Leaf.

fucking told you faggots, i'm already starting to get calls from friends and family asking me what to do, it's pretty nice

He's joking around, but what are you faggots doing?

this is Yas Forums it's serious business

>If anyone besides our President had done a fucking thing to contain earlier we would be half way there already.
This.

FPBP

I suspect he will have an accident.

man you just nailed it
come on, start raidin bruh. you're a pirate!
pic related is a 10/10 in bongland
ever heard of alpha channel, brainlet?

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Hey fucktard, do some quick research as to the amount of people in the U.S with underlying conditions including obesity. You'll find that almost 40% of the fucking nation has these, is this the only argument you have?

Last minute panic hoarding is not prepping. In fact, it's rather semite.

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based fpbp

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Fpbp