HAPPENING GET IN HERE FAGGOTS

WHAT ABOUT THE REFUGEES

Lock up the zoomerspreaders!

Absolute fucking nothingburger, not even close to any sort of lockdown.

>Not more than 2 people at gatherings

Based. Police really cracked down on the muzzie gangs in my country, aka. the retards who are still roaming around outside because they think they are immune.

Yesterday they raided a water pipe café for exceeding the 10 people limit here. THE GREAT ROACH PURGE IS HERE!

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youtube.com/watch?v=IL0r8tNnmMQ

I've slept through it. What did she say?
I wanted to borrow my parish priest a book to redpill him, can I still go and visit?

Rules for thee

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GUARANTEED THIS WONT CONCERN MUSLIM NO GO ZONES, ONLY WHITE GERMANS

Fuck, should have put more money on shorting DAX

Your experience in number makeup is valuable.

Is she a manlet or are those bottles very large?

Vive l europe

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What the fuck am I reading here...

uk.reuters.com/article/uk-health-coronavirus-germany-ban/germany-to-ban-meetings-of-more-than-two-people-state-premier-idUKKBN2190SR?il=0

any vids or links on this? would love to see it.

You’re worse than the communists when it comes to counting deaths, you guys are like the complete opposite

bullshit

those bottles are very large but she is still a manlet compared to uber chad germans

how will they make all of the niggers behave? Empty streets and abandoned storefronts are Nigger Elysium

Spasiegang? Spasie stap? Space Walk? The FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

You can't lock them down it's physically fucking impossible unless you point live ammunition at their stupid heads.

Begin reporting your neighbors on Monday, anons
It's the only way to Fight Fake News

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Jewgle translate duuuuude

Nee, Ek is Afrikaans, jou doos.

>Chinese Virus disguised as Kikkoman Onions Sauce.

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wait so what about people working in germany?
Already got a notice I will be out next week but will work continue? I need to finish my contract till the end of the month.

Nice. Shit is gonna get eerie at night. Stay safe, city cucks.

Contract cancelled, Tulip Warrior.

Seker afhanginde of jy buite werk? Of van die huis af kan werk? Jy sal more oggend moet uitvind wat gaan gebeur! Sterkte!

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Just news article based off a statement the police made on Twitter. Gathering of 23 people. Everyone was fined and the owner of the place was fined for being open.

jyllands-posten.dk/indland/politiretsvaesen/ECE12028014/vandpibecafe-i-koebenhavn-og-23-gaester-har-faaet-boeder/

fokken lekker brah

yes

Shut up Jew!
Not our fault that We are Übermenschen!

Noice

ASH NAZG GRIMBATUL TO YOU TOO, BROTHA

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hoe gaan dit in wuhannesburg?

You did this.

Everything continues as usual, you can meet up with people, just no parties, still everyone can go to work, to meetings and whatever (they're scared about muh economy). In public, keep distance of 1.5m to others. Restaurants only to go, "physical contact" businesses closed (barber, massage parlors etc.)
Basically, it's way, way less than some cities or states have already implemented. If those areas would now implement Merkel's measures, it would be a scale-back of measures.
Personally, I was hoping for a shutdown of all non-essential businesses. Bummer.

Man, shut up jou Turkse verkragsbaba. Jy is Überfokol.

Fokken poes lekker, my dude, coof net so bietjie, man. Die swartes gaan almal vrek van die virus, lmao

She is already sitting in some bunker stockpiled for 3 years.

>boomerspreaders

Everyone 55+ should be under mandatory quarantine

agggg jirre man, bly veilig broer

Just in fuckin time

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Ach Mohr, bitte muss das sein?
Weist du nicht wer dein Meister ist?

this

>1 post
>Israeli flag
MOOOOOODS IP RANGE BAN NOW!!!

When will you start warming up the ovens?

you guys are retarded

mama Merkel is taking care of business, like any good mama would

Ah cheers.
One more question: so I am not allowed to hug my gf in public?

laschet and merkel failed their people

>we are still allowed to go to work
topkek
they should do a complete economic stop right now if they really wanted to stop the virus
just take a look what the chinese in wuhan did. they forced everybody to stay inside their homes and froze the whole economy in the region
until shit like that does not happen here in germany the virus will still keep on spreading

That's okay as it would fall into the category of "Lebenspartner", I assume. Family is okay as well.

You don't have a girlfriend.

all hitler had to do was not be fucking greedy

>Going into an attrition war against the virus
>Not lmao blitz btfoing it

You hurt me germany, you are not german anymore.

Yeah, everybody still using the public transportation during rush hours will not help much to contain it.

They also went around spraying something in the air that covered entire cities out of what looked like modified garbage trucks. No cars on the road. People all staying inside. Literally welding people inside.

The level of coordination and control that must have taken is something the US could never dream of accomplishing with its individualism and freedoms. China's social credit system would have people staying inside for more points, while the US system forces its workers to choose between staying away from a virus that could kill you or staying away from the money your boss gives you to survive.

Also what was that shit? Why is nobody else spraying shit in the air to cure Coronavirus?

That East German trash is still chancellor. Go get her Corona-chan.

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>Germany only reports deaths because of corona, not deaths with corona.

You mean as they should?

Reporting the numbers of people with underlying conditions like cancer, cardiovascular disease or uncontrolled diabetes as being deaths caused by corona is very disingenuous, those people are at almost the exact same risk of dying from a regular flu (10% of REPORTED seasonal flu cases, AKA those that get bad enough for people to actually seek medical treatment, end in pneumonia and death, you only get the inane 0.1% figure through the CDC's estimate of 36 million of mild and asymptomatic cases).

People dying of underlying conditions because they caught a respiratory virus is not rare in the slightest, in fact it is the number one cause of death worldwide, claiming they all died SOLELY because of the respiratory virus is dumb.

I don't know struddel.

Well, by that logic, there are no HIV/AIDS deaths, as they all die by something else.

By the gov's logic, every single person who has aids will have their eventual death ruled as "due to aids"

FIRST TIME I AGREE WITH A KIKE