/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2406 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

The US is absolutely fucked.
5000 new cases in a day, 3rd place in total cases.

RIP

No early Lombardy Region numbers today
Press conference start at the same time as Civil Protection's one

>No early Lombardy Region numbers today
Press conference start at the same time as Civil Protection's one

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>Colombia in quarantine
>prisoners try to escape
>23 deaths

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Argiebro baking nonstop.

Daily reminder if you're spending quarantine playing Vidya instead of innawoods or preparing for innawoods you will be killed by the first desperate nigger

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writefag here, anyone want stories? or is it too early and my bros arent on yet?

>Live in seaside town
>See reports and pictures of the beach being packed

Full lockdown soon

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ANIMAL CROSSING: NEW HORIZONS DELAYED
>ANIMAL CROSSING: NEW HORIZONS DELAYED
ANIMAL CROSSING: NEW HORIZONS DELAYED
>ANIMAL CROSSING: NEW HORIZONS DELAYED
ANIMAL CROSSING: NEW HORIZONS DELAYED
>ANIMAL CROSSING: NEW HORIZONS DELAYED

am I gonna make it?

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Gonna publicly e-fuck you in /cvg/ on July 1st

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its a very large country

>In quarantine
>Haven’t fapped or watched porn for 3 days now

Lads the key is showers and not eating too much

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Where are the videos of americans freaking out?

Everyone is still out and about
We're screwed

Who /comfy/ here?

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The US is also huge.
Look at the number per 1 million citizens to see if the hospitals can handle it

>t. kremlinbot
Why would we not trust german numbers? Why would german government ever lie to us?
Nice proxy btw.

So a follow up from the previous thread, thought on the new DooM game?

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Which type of stories?

full lockdown in Greece starting tomorrow morning.

Sauce? U got my intrest

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wha the fuck are young people eating bro

I cant even tell anymore if those are shills or just shizos. friendly reminder to take your meds

ISRAEL RESUME
945 CASES (+112) AND ONE DEATH
GOVERMENT ANNOUNCED MORE STRICTIC MEASURES TO CONTROL THE PANDEMIC
>945 CASES (+112) AND ONE DEATH
>GOVERMENT ANNOUNCED MORE STRICTIC MEASURES TO CONTROL THE PANDEMIC
945 CASES (+112) AND ONE DEATH
GOVERMENT ANNOUNCED MORE STRICTIC MEASURES TO CONTROL THE PANDEMIC
>945 CASES (+112) AND ONE DEATH
>GOVERMENT ANNOUNCED MORE STRICTIC MEASURES TO CONTROL THE PANDEMIC

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Ah the milk truck arrived, just in time as I've run out

Didn't they report around 360 deaths, or is that just unconfirmed?

I am here

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>watching video of my kpop waifu
>shes eating a cup of bugs
>lol wtf
>look it up
>turns out koreans actually eat bugs as regular food
>you can buy bugs on any store shelf
>what the actual fuck.exe
chinks are obviously far worse, but they're not the only fucked up ones. something needs to be done about asia.

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Contact between more than two people outlawed in Germany!

It is already out. wdym

Chimps in Chimplanta are starting the chimpout as they've discovered the police are unable to arrest anyone.
vimeo.com/399564628

Always thought this was trash lore honestly. Most of WH40k lore is kinda shit desu

No way this social distancing lasts longer than a week. People can't handle being inside their house for so long. At some point, we're going to have to cut out losses and let people die.

>He's not playing vidya /innawoods/
I'm not either. I'm fanatically following the updates.
But I am in my summer cabin far away from the nearest city

So when is America going to be on lockdown? It feels like it just isn't going to happen

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I heard there are 360 deaths in Lombardy but Lombardy always says the numbers 15 minutes before 6 pm local time? Is it true?

Ate a bug once in Thailand; wouldn't do again

This whole affair has confirmed for me that British people are mentally retarded besides a few select few

And still only 340 deaths. 1.3% death rate, which is also probably inflated -- likely that there are many more cases that people don't bother to go get tested for because it's mild. We don't go to the doctor just because we got a cough.

Good. I hope many nintendrons join the 41% because of that

Finished my comfy afternoon nap, we got Italy numbers yet?

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American here. I'm 31 and had the coronavirus. I'm currently fully recovered and have been cleared after another test. Just want to say that for me it really was no bid deal. I have a very light cough and a slight fever for a few days, and all I did was stay home and watch anime. It was great. Now I feel great.

So the story about it not really hurting most youngs seems true

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Pray for Mortician bro's safety, bros.

Algeria 201 cases (+50) 17 Deaths
EXPONENTIAL GROWTH I LOVE U

Reuters reported it supposedly

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Trust only pastabros leaf. We have inside info

>go out for a jog
>local parks are more busy than even peak summer times
>parking lots on overflow
>kids all over playgrounds
>family/friends sitting close together in pavilions
>pass by at least 200 people all walking in packs together and within sneezing distance of other groups
Honestly I'm no better for running close by them outside, but regardless this will not end well for us.

pastebin.com/6dFz4pEW is the one I did for this general.
Any requests?

kek

Muy basado.

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Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing

Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they’re certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing

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Hes ded bruh

I'm playing it right now you dumb cunt eat a dick

Eating insects is safer than eating mammals.

I love you friends

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show your test results then mutt

do you have one with a girl doing that?

Not so comfy.

I LOVE YOU ARGENTINBRO

You mean that Big E is technicly still alive?

Winnie the Pooh is a SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!

AMERICA WILL LOSE TO CHINA ECONOMICALLY BY NEXT YEAR

AMERICA WILL FALL BEHIND INDIA BY 2030

AMERICA WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO RECOVER ANYMORE

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no, the rotting god emperor on the throne is kino

my grandparents and parents have just walked to the next town to the cemetary and back for mothers day and also the shop numerous times per day like nothing is happening to them. am i fucking dead? they are retarded and ignoring EVERYTHING.

ITT: man children upset about their furry simulator

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>No early Lombardy Region numbers today
They're fucked, aren't they

CHYNA

VIRUS

Nuke the gook

Based cute Mexican gayposter

So it's safe to eat the Chinese?

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See
You are nigger cattle

When is the Italy update?

local municipalities will go on lockdown because of the nature of the states and city authority structure, if the fed calls a total national lockdown we are in endgame fubar situation

sounds like me, I suspect a small fever (no thermometer available at the pharmacy so idk for sure), some headache and a lingering sore throat and slight throat tickle, nothing special. I wish there was a way I could know for sure.

So say pigs fly and by some chance we actually do get neetbux, whatcha gonna get pol? Ima get a goddamn OUD cause why not. Gonna larp as lawrence of Arabia in the post COOF wasteland

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Remainder WHO niggers must arrested and a trial for genocide should be held. For 1 full month they avoided to declare a pandemic and advised national health organizations NOT to close borders, NOT to wear masks.

Remember: Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus planned to appoint murderous Zimbabwe's president Robert Mugabe as a goodwill ambassador.

bbc.com/news/world-africa-41711571

Ask your politicians to ask for his removal as WHO chief. Victim's relatives sue him personally, and WHO

Breaking quarantine is a crime
Reported

Gaaaayyyy

what state?

Pretty good. Accumulate a little more whenever you can. Don't let anyone know.

youtube.com/watch?v=H2E1t3yMXgE

if you want to survuve this increase your lung capacity. if this old dude can survive corona chan you can too

Good news everyone, it peaked in Italy.

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,054 (3,261) Italy 53,578 (4,825) United States 29,214 (349) Spain 28,603 (1,756) Germany 23,974 (93) Iran 21,638 (1,685) France 14,459 (562) South Korea 8,897 (104) Switzerland 7,230 (85) United Kingdom 5,018 (244) Netherlands 4,204 (179) Belgium 3,401 (75) Austria 3,302 (16) Norway 2,256 (7) Sweden 1,931 (21) Portugal 1,600 (14) Denmark 1,395 (13) Canada 1,385 (20) Australia 1,353 (7) Malaysia 1,306 (10) Brazil 1,209 (18) Japan 1,086 (36) Turkey 947 (21) Israel 945 (1) Luxembourg 798 (8) Ireland 785 (3) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Pakistan 646 (3) Chile 632 (1) Finland 626 (1) Greece 624 (15) Thailand 599 (1) Iceland 568 (1) Poland 563 (7) Ecuador 532 (7) Indonesia 514 (48) Singapore 455 (2) Romania 433 (2) Slovenia 414 (1) India 391 (7) Philippines 380 (25) Russia 367 (1) Bahrain 332 (2) Peru 318 (5) Hong Kong 317 (4) Egypt 294 (10) Croatia 254 (1) Mexico 251 (2) Lebanon 248 (4) Panama 245 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +46 (+6) United States +5,007 (+47) Spain +3,107 (+375) Germany +1,610 (+9) Iran +1,028 (+129) South Korea +98 (+2) Switzerland +367 (+5) United Kingdom (+11) Netherlands +573 (+43) Belgium +586 (+8) Austria +310 (+8) Sweden +161 (+1) Portugal +320 (+2) Canada +57 (+1) Malaysia +123 (+2) Greece +94 (+2) Poland +27 (+2) Indonesia +64 (+10) Romania +66 (+2) India +59 (+2) Philippines +73 (+6) Bahrain +22 (+1) Iraq +19 (+3) Colombia +35 (+2) Algeria +62 (+2) Serbia +17 (+1) Hungary +28 (+2) Macedonia +30 (+1) Andorra +25 (+1) Burkina Faso +11 (+1) Tunisia +15 (+2) Afghanistan +10 (+1) Guam +12 (+1) Mauritius +10 (+1) Norway +92 Denmark +69 Australia +281 Brazil +31 Japan +32 Czech Republic +52 Israel +62 Luxembourg +128 Pakistan +1 Chile +95 Finland +103 Thailand +188 Iceland +95 Saudi Arabia +119 Singapore +23 Slovenia +31…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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>ITALY IN 30 MINUTES
not ready

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It's amazing how much bong normies define themselves by drinking socially. My Instagram feed is full of cunts bitching that they aren't allowed to go out and get pissed with their boys. It's a serious cope and without it reality is too much for these people. I feel somewhat sad for them but also vindicated in my own social choices, much better prepared than these people.

DEATHS WILL SPIKE SOON BRITBROS
ITS OGRE

Germany only reports deaths because of corona, not deaths with corona.
Deaths with corona is 88% in italy, which means the real number of deaths in germany would be closer to 800, and not only 93.

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>12% of deaths in Italy had no previous conditions
implying shitfuck high carb diet and fucked up immune system is not a condition

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Second death here in colombia.

the are in desperate need of BWC

Forgot pic

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I like what you were going for. Fell free to write what you want

Interesting this exact post comes from a different flag every time

Die gook

pay my bills like most people