Do you really want a war against greece /pol

Why are these people so easy to troll?
OP dude, calm down, nobody cares about you.

wait, greece is real?

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Fuck off Jorjes

Yes, and made for BBC. Fucking leaf.

Greeks biggest problem is that they think they are more than they really are.

I want Turkey wiped from of the face of the earth, but be honest, Greece doesn’t stand a chance in a war with them.

The U.S. stance is in favor of you over Turkey. Trump made that very clear. You would be backed in any engagement.
Also:
>Stealth fighter tech more advanced than the US
I doubt this wholeheartedly. The U.S. doesn't reveal its new technology until its time to deploy it on a large scale.

No hate intended but you can't even kick out the cockroaches from Cyprus

DELET THIS

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We have the most advanced technology in the world, we are a super power
Let me tell you why
-We have safely launched gyros into orbit without any damage to the gyros itself
-We invented showers 3000 years ago
-We have over 10k nukes
-I personally know Obama
-Our normal rifle bullets travel at mach 10 and can penetrate the armor of any modern mbt
-Our fighters have such good stealth technology no one has ever seen them

Need I say more?

debt to grecc

The Zognited States will take the side of the Turds.

They actually do way more than you think.
They will lose but not without inflicting serious casualties on Turds.

True. I am Turkish, and I am afraid of Greeks powerful army.

The government arrested and jailed for life, a huge chunk of Turkish officers, pilots, commanders, and replaced them with low IQ people loyal to the Turkish government.

Turkey has become like Arab states.

I have never seen Greek stealth technology is it that good?

Stop shit posting pay debts

Of course, no one has seen Greek stealth technology (best technology in the galaxy)

0_0

I would Follow Greece into space, not Turkey though

There is no need to stop the refugees, Grerce. Just send them all to Serbia, our president is looking to replace the population anyway.

We have already colonised the solar system, Americans are cool they can join our space club

>our xiphos was folded 1000 times with secret achaean techniques

>special agoge training to allow our eplitikoi to teleport behind filthy barbaroi

>tfw anglo saxon yankee but wish I was greek

>tfw no greek gf

dunno why they get shit on so much, they're good people its just their diaspora is a little hard to assimilate is all

Based Greece EVROPA stands with you

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Very true my yankee friend I see you understand our ways but also
>All babies fed gyros with steroids to gain Herculean by age 10, even the females

>Ancient Pythagoras math allowed quantum tunneling and warp travel so we can establish our galactic empire

>Used olive oil grown with ancient magics by praying to Zeus to cure cancer

>Ascended to 4th dimension using Euclidean geometry

Hello greece.
It's me Mehmet. I am your father.

You haven't seen it, correct? Then it works.

Largest ground forces in Europe? Where did you get this from?

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Fuck the Roach

no, greece is fren

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Source: me :)

Based Greece. Take back Constantinople and make Byzantium real again.

Works for me.

good description. it's an ocean of mediocrity believing they're something exceptional. nice land, nice food, nice looking women and all but our flame has gone out for now.

Greeks invented winning wars

I would go fight for Greece against any country trying to invade Europe.
t. SSG, Scout,10 yr, 4 deployment

>literally haven't won a war since 323 BC
holy cringe

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Nigger

you couldn't even wipe your own ass you obese fuck

Turks couldn't even handle a bunch of old men and young kids from the Syrian Arab Army LMFAO

top kek.
you'd be throwing gyros at Syrian refugees while the board turk roach's watch with indifference

Tactical gyros is much more powerful than burger army

ok Spyros

I'm with you, greekbro

kek

>superior bulpup design
you either know nothing about guns or really hate them

>we're actually secretly allied with russia
top fucking kek, greaseroach
you're probably more allied with the bangladeshis in your capital

>won against germany
no you didn't faggot

So what's the situation with refugees in Europe?
What's te situation at your borders?
the media stopped paying attention to this issue so i'm not aware

>>Won against the mighty NAZI empire

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Ground forces mean nothing in a pandemic scenario. You want highly trained specialists to perform missions behind enemy lines, like sabotaging power plants, water treatment facilities, food stores, etc. If this becomes an ongoing thing, said specialists would train insurgents that would fight for us!

You really do know nothing about wars, Greece. Now pay your fucking debts - OR we can call it even if you start killing Turks.

As if anyone wishes to face SPARTA in war...

Imagine being Bulgaria in that picture and having to be all like "damn, Greece, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your enclaves and horrific international zone. I would totally trade with you." when all he really wants to do is partition Macedonia with Serbia. Like seriously imagine having to be that Bulgar ethnostate and not only open that land corridor while Greece flaunts her disgusting shape in front of you, the light of the sun revealing her grotesque indefensible frontiers, and just stand there, time after time, while she slowly slogs amid the Aegean sea. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking girth but her haughty attitude as everyone nearby tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, GREECE LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her pudgy fucking medieval Byzantine LARP sit flaccid and dull on her disgusting 20th century constitution. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of tight, brown Romanian and later alleged Macedonian peasants for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the steppes of Central Asia. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her unshapely Bosporus channel as she leaves it open to trade, while wearing those improperly managed civil services, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to stand there, respect the Thracian land corridor, and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for 7 days a week in the previous decades. And then she calls for another land corridor to open, and you know you could kill every single Thessalonican before her security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're Bulgaria. You're not going to lose your EU career over this. Just bear it. Cringe your face and bear it.

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I see Greece as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a country who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her self-perception - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to invade this... thing... and that's what Greece is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by surprise and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed Thessaloniki with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her citizens' reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting city as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of the old city, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered treaties and borders alike around us, the Balkans toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Greece does it for me.

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>shut down the atoms

still hurt over your little t r a d e e m p i r e ?

lmao shut the fuck up also greece surrended to germany in ww2 retard

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