/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2403 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

>american hygiene

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wat

My best friend has a cough and we're all just praying he doesn't have corona because we all live with him. If he dies, I will seriously want to kill myself. He's done so much for my life and he's saved me from hard times. He is everything to me. He has a family with a child and 1 on the way. It kills me that there is nothing, literally nothing, that I can do to help.

Meanwhile we have dumb teens here purposefully coughing on produce in the supermarkets for 'pranks'. Viruses are not fair, they do not go after the people they have to. They will kill anyone, and treat everyone as equal.

This will likely be the hardest time of our life, right here right now. Treat it like a game and see how well you can protect yourself. Otherwise, die.

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Thanks

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Song I wrote for /cvg/. Last time that I am posting it.
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>soy67
join the 2%

i'm 14% italian am i at risk?

is this why we're not supposed to swallow toothpaste?

In chinkland where he lives it's about 20%

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canada still only testing travel cases and close contacts. When will we get the community spread numbers?

Is it true this is some weird biological weapon from china that got loose? is there something to confirm or disprove that that's more legit than a trust me from this board?

BASED CORONA-CHAN!

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who's this milk maiden?

But some 80 year old guy had lung problems after recovering this means we are all fucked even though the other 90k recovered had no problems!

Hopefully he announces free money like America, U.K., Australia.

Well they turned out more like cakes than bread, but ok. They smell good.
Didn't rise fuck all in the oven.

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Again this one. It's active charcoal to have her puke out the alcohol.
Nice distraction tactic meme-flaggot. Unfortunately ineffective.

Data comes from here
ncdhhs.gov/covid-19-case-count-nc

We don't have the money for that, unfortunately.

I warned you about modern society. I warned you bro.

Humans have been living far too out of balance with nature and this is just the thing that was bound to happen sooner or later that will shift the equilibrium.

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>join the 2%

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Merkel to speak in ~80 minutes.
Likely no nationwide curfew but contacts between more than 2 people to be prohibited.

Statistically impossible.
And when China announces increasing numbers again, they will blame it on foreigners.

where is xi?!?

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Dude, please, rest.

I went to bed and you baked the last thread I saw, I woke up and you were still baking. And you don't stop. WTF?

Calmate o te vas a morir.

Scottish government just now on sky news in UK suggesting they estimate R0 at up to 6. 'Much higher than initial [Chinese] figures of 2-3 in any event.'

>not being prepped months ago
>not being in isolation for at least 2 weeks now
not gonna make it bros

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That's actually pretty darn good.

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Irrelevant when 76% of the recovered are from lol china.

>before: Happeningfags saying ITS HAPPENING 24/7 but never happens
>now: Anti-happeningfags saying ITS OVER ITS CURED 24/7 but never stops
Anyone else find this ironic?

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the flu is worse, bro

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GLOBAL DEATH RATE HAS SURPASSED SARS
>GLOBAL DEATH RATE HAS SURPASSED SARS
GLOBAL DEATH RATE HAS SURPASSED SARS
>GLOBAL DEATH RATE HAS SURPASSED SARS
GLOBAL DEATH RATE HAS SURPASSED SARS
>GLOBAL DEATH RATE HAS SURPASSED SARS
GLOBAL DEATH RATE HAS SURPASSED SARS
>GLOBAL DEATH RATE HAS SURPASSED SARS
GLOBAL DEATH RATE HAS SURPASSED SARS
>GLOBAL DEATH RATE HAS SURPASSED SARS
GLOBAL DEATH RATE HAS SURPASSED SARS
>GLOBAL DEATH RATE HAS SURPASSED SARS
GLOBAL DEATH RATE HAS SURPASSED SARS
>GLOBAL DEATH RATE HAS SURPASSED SARS
GLOBAL DEATH RATE HAS SURPASSED SARS
>GLOBAL DEATH RATE HAS SURPASSED SARS

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How scared does a person have to be to come to the coronavirus general when they think it's fake or not a big deal. Wouldn't you just go about your day? Their actions don't match their words. That's why I have them all filtered.

Wow, that's impressive. What recipe did you use? I've got flour but have no idea how to make bread.

Daily reminder if you're spending quarantine playing Vidya instead of innawoods or at bare minimum reading about survivalist, you will die to the first desperate nigger

Italian press conference in less than 2 hours. Post your predictions.

>Likely no nationwide curfew but contacts between more than 2 people to be prohibited.
Meaning nothing will change.

who else /coronaaccelerationist/ here?

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Its why you dont tear tags off matresses user.

After this whole thing "blows over" there is going to be a rather lax enforcement of laws. There's nothing stopping you from appointing yourself an arbiter of universal justice then. You know, in Minecraft

Coral Sharon

Thanks.
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7 Month old has COVID-19 here in South Carolina.
wistv.com/2020/03/20/month-old-baby-kershaw-co-tests-positive-covid-/

Ey, so is it true that the virus can manifest itself just as a simple flu in some or is that just bullshit meant to keep the masses from panicking?

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Did you use yeast?

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And remember to vote CDU again fellow Bürger.

What is this /cvg/ #>100

>Grey mucusy fluid
>Not being heaved out but instead being kind of 'deflated' out.
>Autopsies saying grey concrete like substance filling the lungs.
Me thinks this is a horrific case of the WuFlu, this is what Chang has had to see more than few times and that Italy is now getting this freaky shit.

Free food, no need to hoard anymore.

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You forgot one.

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My wife taught herself how to make bread. This looks exactly like her first ones as well. Now, my whole family always asks if she made bread when they come over. Wait until you make a franken-loaf like she did. She put too much dough in the pan and it was gigantic lol.

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For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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This is already outdated as of yesterday. It capped at 1670 I believe

Wojakposting is an underlying cause.

How many Chinese do you think are dead

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I got pozzed, no idea by what.
Those are the symptoms I had
>1-2 days of feeling weak, with 35.5 low fever
>week of stomach pains and chest pains mostly at night, could hardly sleep
>2-3 days of heaviness in the chest, like someone is standing on me

Been clear for the last 2 days, so hopefully its over. Another weird thing is that I had a weird feeling as if the lower part of my nose was burning, not sure how to describe
Never been ill like that before

Isnt that basically population density?

taste.com.au/recipes/basic-white-bread/4f201725-a057-4c56-ab37-8146dd95567b

Martial law

Did his wife pay the toll yet?

Spain back to #3 over the US.

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Nature is pushing back.

frens
my parents have the coronavirus they are both 66 for now they have low intensity symptoms dry cough, mild throat pain

how can I save them?

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I want a /cvg/ gf bros...

Why is POTUS stream so late today?

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at least a million

>NJ now under Murphy's hardcore illegal executive order
>scared to go out without my supermarket badge else I may be arrested
>can't leave my house for any reason other than hunting for food or working
>woke up this morning feeling some congestion in my throat
>parents have me convinced it's kung flu like the hypocondriac I am
I thought 2020 was going to be the year where everything stopped sucking.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,054 (3,261) Italy 53,578 (4,825) Spain 28,572 (1,753) United States 27,031 (349) Germany 23,937 (93) Iran 21,638 (1,685) France 14,459 (562) South Korea 8,897 (104) Switzerland 7,225 (80) United Kingdom 5,018 (243) Netherlands 4,204 (179) Belgium 3,401 (75) Austria 3,289 (9) Norway 2,250 (7) Sweden 1,906 (21) Portugal 1,600 (14) Denmark 1,395 (13) Australia 1,353 (7) Canada 1,331 (20) Malaysia 1,306 (10) Brazil 1,209 (18) Japan 1,054 (36) Turkey 947 (21) Israel 945 (1) Luxembourg 798 (8) Ireland 785 (3) Pakistan 730 (3) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Chile 632 (1) Finland 626 (1) Thailand 599 (1) Iceland 568 (1) Poland 563 (7) Ecuador 532 (7) Greece 530 (13) Indonesia 514 (48) Singapore 455 (2) Romania 433 (2) Slovenia 414 (1) India 391 (7) Philippines 380 (25) Russia 367 (1) Bahrain 332 (2) Peru 318 (5) Egypt 294 (10) Hong Kong 274 (4) Mexico 251 (2) Lebanon 248 (4) Panama 245 (3) Croatia 235 (1)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +46 (+6) Spain +3,076 (+372) United States +2,824 (+47) Germany +1,573 (+9) Iran +1,028 (+129) South Korea +98 (+2) United Kingdom (+10) Netherlands +573 (+43) Belgium +586 (+8) Austria +297 (+1) Sweden +136 (+1) Portugal +320 (+2) Canada +3 (+1) Malaysia +123 (+2) Poland +27 (+2) Indonesia +64 (+10) Romania +66 (+2) India +59 (+2) Philippines +73 (+6) Bahrain +22 (+1) Iraq +19 (+3) Colombia +14 (+1) Serbia +17 (+1) Hungary +28 (+2) Macedonia +30 (+1) Andorra +25 (+1) Burkina Faso +11 (+1) Tunisia +15 (+2) Guam +12 (+1) Switzerland +362 Norway +86 Denmark +69 Australia +281 Brazil +31 Czech Republic +52 Israel +62 Luxembourg +128 Pakistan +85 Chile +95 Finland +103 Thailand +188 Iceland +95 Saudi Arabia +119 Singapore +23 Slovenia +31 Russia +61 Estonia +20 Mexico +48 Lebanon +18 Croatia +29…

>FULL LISTS
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It's possible, but only if they either culled the herd or imprisoned an entire city. Both eligible options with the CCP.

Lol the more you look at it the worse it gets.

Implying that intentionally trying to spread a pandemic isn't one of the most disgusting things you can do as a human being.

I'd assume any rational person would want to be able to have those people dead at a snap of their fingers.

Not gonna worship an idol during a fucking plague mein friend

Almost the same thing happened to me back in February. Got bedridden for a few days. Took fever medication and fruits. to fight it.

yep, did 2 'proves'
1st one was good, then not so much for he 2nd one.

he got a cough

Sadly. not enough

NEW YORK STATE CALLING FOR THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TO NATIONALISE MEDICAL SUPPLY PRODUCTION

If you got it you have three to five days before you go coof

god bless you

every 20 mins reknead the dough, you get better spread and growth

proof in the pan until you get the shape

when you put it in the oven thats how its gonna come out

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Fuck niggers. Canada is running out of coof masks at hospitals already and shit isn't even rolling yet.

I suck dicks lol check this out

>Been clear for the last 2 days

user...

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Chinks
There's 1.4 billion of them

it passed it weeks ago

China is lying about their numbers, just check their phone data out. 8 million people have stopped paying bills!

It's a lie. A healthy young WHITE woman was infected and describes her experience. She survived because she got the best health care possible, which is only possible now and not later when the hospitals are swamped.

mobile.abc.net.au/news/2020-03-19/bridget-wilkins-explains-what-happens-when-you-have-coronavirus/12070370
>her condition deteriorated.
>"I became very, very fatigued and I had quite intense headaches and a level of chest pain," she said.
>"I felt like I was 80 years old," the 29-year-old said.

Hopefully all of them soon

Her face makes me dizzy

yeah that's corona
pneumonia, gastrointestinal trouble, olfactory nerve gets shrekt by immune response

LMAO post more

This reminds me of my first experiences with bread - the first loaf did not rise (forgot to add yeast like a retard), the few afterwards were just horrble. But now, I no longer need to buy bread from store.

Try again, user. You will get much better over time. Also, I suggest getting into homebrewing - increadibly pleasurable and not time-consuming.

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>Another weird thing is that I had a weird feeling as if the lower part of my nose was burning
Shit, I've had this too. Do you mean like the bottom of the nose, closer to the outside? I've had this as well as a headache but it didn't really progress beyond. I remember thinking how weird it was.

>fucking up the climate
>disrupting several ecosystems
>literally devouring every resource
>catch diseases by letting multiple exotic animals mingle with humans

I'll buy it. We probably deserve this.

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Stay calm, make sure they have everything they need to stay calm too and get them the best medical care you can find.

Everyone is saying you should 'punch' the 1st one then prove a 2nd time.
I'm thinking I should only do it once. They seem very dense. Maybe it differs with what type of yeast you use.

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Americans are disgusting

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Fuck this bread recipe. Too much effort. This is the ultimate home bread recipe unless you want to be standing around kneading dough all day like some sort of cunt:

leitesculinaria.com/99521/recipes-jim-laheys-no-knead-bread.html

AHHHHHHHHHH

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>made in china fucking shit

It gets worse. It'll continue to get worse as long as your new cases still grow day after day.
But anyway, how are Italians reacting to these numbers?

what are the real numbers? testing affects the graphs we're looking at

gimme the real models, bros

what doubling time is realistic in US and Europe? when will it peak?

>Italy’s “enemies” Russia and China send doctors and aid to Italy
>Italy’s “allies” block shipments and steal supplies from Italy

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Can confirm.

My parents live in NY and I'm in NH. Am I allowed to visit them?

>We

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>Didn't rise fuck all in the oven.
Hey, as long it's bread, it's good.

On the plus side home cooked food always tastes great even if it failed

Here's some tips. Make sure to activate your Yeats in warm water 1100 f works. If you domt have atjermometer make sure its not hot to the touch. Then you have to let your bread rise somewhere dark and warm. I usually turn the oven to the lowest setting for a couple minutes until the oven is warm not hot then turn it off and let the bread rise I there.

EU bros

Did Germany just ban gatherings of more than 2?

The real question economists need to be asking right now is which continent will have the healthiest population once this is over? That's where you need to start investing.

It sure as shit isn't going to be China.

We have estimated 750,000 in the US(all 50 States).

FINANCE user FROM THE END OF JANUARY WAS RIGHT ABOUT IT ALL. DATES,LOCATIONS,AREAS TO INVEST AND SELL OFF ETC

ITS MUTATING

>'Fit and healthy' nurse in intensive care with coronavirus
>A 'fit and healthy' nurse who was working on the frontline dealing with coronavirus patients, is now fighting for her life in hospital after being diagnosed with coronavirus, her devastated family has said.
>Areema Nasreen, a mum-of-three, tested positive for the virus after developing a soaring temperature, body aches and a cough, the Birmingham Mail first reported.
>The 36-year-old, who has no underlying health conditions, was taken to Walsall Manor Hospital after her condition worsened.
>We will bring you more as we get it.

I coofed through out the entire time, still coofing acutally but less

Fresh meme, please enjoy responsibly.

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So Khazar milkers arent a meme after all.

Nice flip. Could have stuck the landing better. 7/10

She's cold but holding compsure. She is a woman despite the appearance.

Daily reminder:

VINEGAR

KILLS

VIRUSES!

All viruses.

What's your hand sanitizer made out of, mortal? Alcohol? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>Probably
If the last couple of years havent been proof enough that we deserve this

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They seem to be delayed up to 40 minutes sometimes.

The world order is collapsing.

This is unprecedented.

France has also threatened Britain today aswell.

Yeah, lower tip of the nose

Wash your hands only please. Masks don't work except for nurses, grocery clerks, school teachers, doctors, truck drivers, warehouse workers...

>actially did a flip

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>not buy the dip

wasted

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>race to the bottom

The 1st rise was good, pretty much doubled in size. Then I kneaded again and dropped into pan, it tripled in there.
I might just need to up the quantities to properly fill the pans.

Yea?

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How many people have recovered overall?

> denying any test, send them home
> infect whole family
> employer forces test because ppl stayed home
> influenza positiv
what a retard, sry FUCKEN test sick people for the diseases that match the symptom's
> dropped

ok, i bought everything on the shelf at walmart this morning, it was packed and i got funny looks, but i got all the sanitizer
do you guys think i'm going to make it now?

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17% of NYPD's 1st Precinct is out of action, reinforcements having to be taken from the Camera unit.

actually*
FUG

Notice the people smirking afterwards, literal apes.

Is this the new /fph/ thread

>get them the best medical care you can find
since they are not in inmminent danger they were sent after the check in the hospital

ANARCHY

As of 8am eastern standard time the president has declared the continental United States under marshal law. A nation wide curfew of 7pm tonight has been put in effect. And any citizen caught outdoors between 7pm and 7am is subject to arrest and detention without council. All reserve military personnel and national guard are ordered to report for immediate deployment. All law enforcement, firefighting and emergency personnel will be federalized effective immediately. All communication facilities, including the use of landline and cellular or telephone facilities will be reserved for military and rescue operations.

What did France say?

Looks good user. Specially for the first time. How long did you let it rise?

Are the anons with shortness of breath symptoms but devoid of everything else still here?

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>MFW Trump enacts Marshawn Lynch

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when i started punching or folding whatever it really made the growth a lot more even and create a nice normal texture
then the second time i think is to let it become the shape you want it to finish as

i think you should punch much more often, what i read was that it takes 20 mins for the yeast to grow efficiently and after it cant really grow anymore, thats why you redo it so it can go again instead of creating like a huge bubble on one side an dbeing underdeveloped in another. when it can grow all around and every yeast is able to growing i think that will help the density

i think you can get a good normal sandwich bread that way, if you want like bun fluff then there is more to be done in the recipe and the ingredients to get some super airy and lightweight stuff

>reddit

>spacing

>Finance user
The user that predicted that everything souls go to shit of the virus ever reached brazil, right?

>someone made this unironically

>he thinks if the top 1% died in the US there wouldn't be a collapse

It's all about who dies and when.

>1100 f works
?

>went to Walmart today bros
No

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Ah, who can forget that Chinese machinery is just deathtraps?

unironically.
Even these surgical masks, of which they say "don't help". If everyone would wear them you would cut down infection rates really damn quickly, because cough and sneeze particles aren't getting everywhere and people aren't touching their faces nonstop.
Can't see how it's that difficult to ramp up production for these and push out a a few billion over time compared to enforcing curfews, closing businesses and having police patrol 24/7 for the next few months.

Is not a "chinese" virus, viruses have no nationality, stop being racist.

Italy numbers when???

Strange. I had that but it didn't really progress to fever or cough or anything. I've been pretty much indoors and taking vitamins since this started so maybe I've managed to fight it off before it got into my lungs

Not really. Nuchan is full of contrarian faggots.

reminder that this is a chink lab-modified coronavirus that either by accident or on purpose was leaked and China is doing the most impressive damage control ever seen to prevent this fact from completely btfo their country once and for all

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Everything Trump warned people about has come true.
- Over reliance on China for manufacturing needs
- Uncontrolled immigration poses a national threat
- The over bureaucratisization of the government has hampered Response
- Washington is a self serving swamp
- when a crisis comes European countries will only rely on themselves

Damn must feel dumb to have doubted this guy

2g of vitamin c a day 200mg of zinc 500mg of vitamin d3

The fuckin gov do nothing here in Chile, we all gonna die, we are worse than italy right now

Nah mate. I just like to emphasise.
People don't like reading walls of text or even four consecutive sentences without a space these days.

People are too fucking stupid to stay home. How fucked are we?

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Yeah it takes some time but once you get it you have to for life.

>ITS ALLL FAKE
he considers one report and disregards the entirety of china...
nice doctor you have there...

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italy has been china and russia's ally since they joined the silk road initiative. you are behind the times, mutt

the act of doing to walmart has already doomed you, flatten the curve you nigger.

>based doctor calls out mental midgets killing their patients with toxic soups of pharmajew

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I'm a truck driver and nobody has given me a mask.

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In one and half burger.

Infected? More than a million. Dead, I don't know... 500 k?

As I understand a lot of it is asymptomatic, I'm 35 years old so I guess mine was more severe.
If you're younger then its likely you would feel even less

Thanks for the stock sale coronachan. After this I can retire at the age of 30.

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So does normal soap, because it destroys the outer lipid layer of this specific virus.
Correct me if I am wrong.

All of us in Law Enforcement are likely going to catch it at one point or the other. That is why my Agency is now giving us $42.55/hour Hazard Pay, $38.95/hour Overtime, dual EPO/PPO Health Insurance Policy, and a $1,000,000 Life Insurance Policy

>everyday struggle

He also said this is a nothingburger

>1100

Orange man bad

bring back elderberryposting

Turbofucked. Some cunt over here that was supposed to be in isolation went outside by jumping out the fucking window. This is the kind of weaponized ignorance and stupidity we've got to deal with.

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nypost.com/2020/03/21/man-jumps-to-his-death-from-luxury-manhattan-apartment/

OH NO OH NO OH NO

"Your cuisine sucks"

ITS ALL FAKE

DONT BELIEVE OFFICAL FIGURES

m.youtube.com/watch?v=3fwpl88emWU

m.youtube.com/watch?v=3fwpl88emWU

m.youtube.com/watch?v=3fwpl88emWU

>How long did you let it rise?
2 Game of Thrones episodes
It's actually pretty good albeit small, I've had worse bread in restaurants.

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Death to murica cuckold nigger sissy liberal faggots country

Even if people put a scarf over their face, it would cut the spread dramatically. Our politicians are either completely retarded for not mandating masks, or they want it to spread.

22 million cell phones turned off now.

Good enough. Just make sure they get 45 minutes light activity like walking or taking care of the balcony daily, do groceries for them, have them prepare rich but easy to digest foods and decide on a tv series you want to watch and discuss.

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Jesus Christ it hasn't even been a week yet.

GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

There's already a coofbux program coming

Holy fuck I am retarded forgive me I just woke up.

>110 f

Vigilante quarantine squads, when?

Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmm stream!.... REEEEEEE

burgers
Proof that 2016 and /ptg/ killed the board
What I can't understand is how all of Yas Forums isn't cheering this
Likely trends in coming months:
>increased nationalism
>hyper localisation
>self reliance
>traditional skills
>SHOOTING "THE OTHER"

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Because everyone is playing 25D+raytracing chess

Louisiana update:
Cases: 837
Deaths: still at 20

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>nypost.com/2020/03/21/man-jumps-to-his-death-from-luxury-manhattan-apartment/
won't be the first

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this looks delish you fucker

If this post gets repeating numbers Africa and Isreal take the heaviest tolls from covfefe 19 virus

That's quarantine for you

>bong thinks this old ass charcoal puke vid thats been spammed on /gif/ rekt threads for 3 years is corona

Stunning detective work sherlock you can really see that bong intellect at work

Animal Crossing was sold out.

I knew this self-distancing shit would not work

That was with Lega and 5 stars in government. That broke, they have 5 stars and socdems now and gone back to EU bitches

>German
ok bud

aww, they're cute. hopefully they'll have an easier life after humanity gets crippled
bitch ass liar

Yeah. It's been uncannily accurate so far.

Long thread but worth it.

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It's a shitpost because the United States government wants only essential employees working so all the state governments are now declaring everyone an essential employee.

That's just New York. Reasons change like Seasons but someone always jumps somewhere.

>luxury manhattan apartment

Most likely an investor who lost everything.

>italy allies and enemies
>implying

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A lot of medical professionals said it was racist and politically motivated for him to have barred entry of nationals that had traveled through China
date: Jan 31

this virus, and most viruses, do not have a phosphilipid membrane, that is why they are so resilient and can persist on surfaces for such a long time because the capsid is a tight protein structure

Death squads is what we need. Those that ignore the quarantine and can kill others with their maximum overdrive retardation don't deserve to live.

Based prepper

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This is going to be a nightmarish farce. Many new cases in China and mostly from people bringing it there from the outside. When Europe finally opens, how long will it take before people again bring it in from the outside and a new outbreak occurs, and on and on the merry-go-round goes. This is a diabolical joke played on humanity.

Lol Bill just buy the dip.

this is fucking fascinating
do we have more pictures of wildlife snooping around quarantined areas? I only know of the dolphin pic

I remember when Canada was stuck at 272 for days and everyone said this wasn't a happening...

yes, mommy

And yet he's done basically nothing to fix any of those problems.

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HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE
AZITHROMYCIN
WELL UNDERSTOOD
MASS PRODUCED
COMPASSIONATE USE CLAUSE
CURES IN 10 DAYS

IT'S OVER

already debunked:
>"i-it hasn't cured America yet" not even a week has passed since the study was published (not an argument)
>"killer 2g" is 10 TIMES THE RECOMMENDED DOSAGE OF 200mg
>fauci's "it's not a prophylaxis" literally means it's not prevention, THIS SAYS NOTHING ABOUT IT NOT BEING A CURE
>"only 6 patients in the study" ALL 6 WERE CURED
>>"one relapsed" after ONLY THE FIRST ROUND out of 6, the treatment isn't bunk
>>"one died" ON DIFFERENT TREATMENT
>32- and 65-year-old drugs are NOT experimental drugs
>H's retinopathy sometimes caused after 5 years of use or 1000g taken in one sitting (recommended dose is 200mg), neither applicable
>A's heart issues are extremely rare

mediterranee-infection.com/hydroxychloroquine-and-azithromycin-as-a-treatment-of-covid-19/

>more studies
chloroquine: archive.is/w2VDD
chloroquine: ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1232869/
remdesivir/chloroquine: ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7054408/
azithromycin: erj.ersjournals.com/content/45/2/428
chloroquine: jstage.jst.go.jp/article/bst/advpub/0/advpub_2020.01047/_pdf/-char/en
NY begins using hydroxychloroquine: msn.com/en-za/news/other/new-york-begins-testing-chloroquine-on-coronavirus-patients/ar-BB11wfe3
recommended treatments: koreabiomed.com/news/articleView.html?idxno=7428

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Loks about 10 times better than my first loaf, godspeed user.

What does the new animal crossing have that the old ones don't?

Calling the UK citizenry a threat to the French state and its security due to lack of stringent quarantines after seeing packed beaches and parks today for Mothers Day in the UK(not an exaggeration).

It DEMANDS that Britain immediately enforce a military backed lockdown or face total cut off from the continent.

ha ha everything fucked

>feb 28
>stock market looks good to me

Welcome Hearty in your life.

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France is always threatening Britain with enrichment though

what did you guys do to the Korean death cult that infected Israel, literally every City, on purpose?

let them go home?

will do that thanks

Just use soap. This mass usage of sanitizer is going to create a super bug

anyone have the pastebin of that writefag?

YO DAT NIGGA JUS WENT DUFFY MY NIGGAS GETTIN RETAWDED OUT CHEAH YOU ALREADY KNOW WUD IT DO BABY

Could have sold that luxury apartment if money was the reason.

They are correct tbqh

He probably bought the dip.

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EU is a jail, not a set of allied nations. We've been forced to live inside this madness to be punished for supposed past sins, by obsessed psychopathic kikes.

> Not eating 3 flintstone gummy vitamins instead of the recommended 2.
Proud of you, looks delicious. If you want it to rise more, let it rise overnight.

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checked

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At least in Bavaria they did