/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2402 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

You know nothing of exponential rates. Say your watching an olypic stadium fill up with water, and the level of water doulbles every minute. Say the stadium is full at 60 minutes, when was it half full? 59 minutes, 1/4 full? 58 minutes. You wont realize the nature of the beast until you have 2 - 3 minutes to get out of the stadium user.

Why is it so fucking hard to get this list into most threads. I’m I the only one excited to watch the numbers go up state by state?
Do I need to join some group and be the one posting it? Wtf you faggots?

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Nice tranny face Chang

>Dr. Peter Chin-Hong, an infectious-disease specialist at the University of California-San Francisco, said he was alarmed by new CDC advice for hospitals that run out of masks.

>“For the CDC to say people can wear bandanas is actually quite frightening,” he said. “I never thought the CDC would say something like that. We’re in the United States of America in 2020, and we have a recommendation to use bandanas?”

Just fucking lovely.

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Daily cases peaked

Happening cancelled

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>Locked might be over soon in Austria
>Numbers are exploding

AUSTRIA SOON NUMBA WAAAAN

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ATTENTION Yas Forums
ALL CLEAN BAJORAN FEMALES REPORT TO MY QUARTERS FOR “QUARANTINE”
ALL INFECTED BAJORAN FEMALES REPORT TO THE HABITAT RING FOR LIAISONS WITH HEALTHY BAJORAN MALES
THAT IS ALL

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Is this Corona-chan?

a ha! You slipped up but now we're on to you

And not a single claim was substantiated.
Nice propaganda there, my Russian friend!

repostan cause I'm mad af

FUCK THE WHO
there I said it, I hope there will be repercussions once this shit is over, they must be held accountable for licking china's ass so disgustingly
FUCK THE WHO

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China on lockdown again.
At this rate we are not going to get ou until a cure is found

hug the chinaman, bigoot

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Please google "Dancing Israelis FISA report"

Can't wait for 400K

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For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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source? bro

Everything is fine in China, the government is benevolent and looks after everyone :) Spreading disharmony like blaming the CCP or Chinese people are counter productive to fighting the virus. In fact, China is the only country in the world giving out free mask to other countries!

youtube.com/watch?v=rufnWLVQcKg

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That’s not a good metaphor
What logically would cause a flow of water to double exponentially.
Bugs reproducing is a better metaphor.

>cases peaked today
It's 2:37 pm GMT you retard...

i want to do sexual things to this stupid whore

>OMG look at italy and their numbers
>completely ignore that most east asian countries have the virus under control without resorting to draconian lockdowns
JUST WEAR A MASK LMAO

Who has the NSFW version of pic related?

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Disgusting.

>3

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Fuck CCP agents and shillhills

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>US and UK decide to engage in a neck to neck race to see who can win Coronabowl 2020
>winner gets a 3 month HERD pass that expires right after

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On Sunday a lot of cuntries don't report

where is xi!?

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How'd that work out?

New law in France:

Going outside for illegitimate reasons?
>135€
>1500€ if you do it again within 15 days
>3700€ AND 6 months in prison if you do it 4 times in a month

6
Months
In
Prison

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I wrote a song for /cvg/.
voca.ro/8uQaEV6U8nn

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classic WHO
slurping china's anus like there's no tomorrow

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Fuck off shill. Who stands to benefit from intentionally releasing something so virulent that it threatens to destabilize the entire global economy?

You retarded chinks dropped the ball and either accidentally unleashed a bio-weapon on the world, or had conditions of life and culture so squalid, backwards, or disgusting that it facilitated the natural creation of this pathogen. FUCK China.

peaked on March 20 you morons

Ok globalist

Bugs arent a great metaphor because its hard to visualize, a pool people can at least visualize it to appreciate its speed. the mechanism for how the water doubles is irrelevant because its symbolic of the numbers being thought of

>illegitimate reasons
which?

Should everyone start drinking tonic water?

Who /cozy/ here?

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youtube.com/watch?v=TQZYLaTJRP0

SOME STREAM OF CANADIANS CHIMPING OUT IS UP BECAUSE RETARDS KEEP FUCKING AND SUCKING EACH OTHER OFF IN PUBLIC

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unf unf unf

Who will be the first world leader to die? Once that happens mass panic will happen that will make so far look like a holiday

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why do all your Asukas look so weird?

worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/

just go here and post it yourself

39-year-old daddy of 4-month-old baby dies of coronavirus

One of eight victims of the corona virus in Belgium in the past 24 hours is a young father. The 39-year-old from Brussels had a 4-month-old daughter and first laughed with the virus herself. According to one of his friends, many are still not taking the measures seriously. He hopes to create more awareness with this story, he testifies to Sudpresse.

hln.be/nieuws/binnenland/39-jarige-papa-van-baby-van-4-maand-overlijdt-aan-coronavirus~a5e29df96/

Also America has more deaths every day still, so one of the biggest countries isn’t at peak death rate yet.

At this point prison is a guaranteed coof infection and 50/50 death sentence.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,054 (3,261) Italy 53,578 (4,825) Spain 28,572 (1,753) United States 26,909 (349) Germany 23,937 (93) Iran 21,638 (1,685) France 14,459 (562) South Korea 8,897 (104) Switzerland 7,225 (80) United Kingdom 5,018 (240) Netherlands 4,204 (179) Belgium 3,401 (75) Austria 3,289 (9) Norway 2,249 (7) Sweden 1,906 (21) Portugal 1,600 (14) Denmark 1,395 (13) Australia 1,353 (7) Canada 1,331 (20) Malaysia 1,306 (10) Brazil 1,201 (18) Japan 1,054 (36) Turkey 947 (21) Israel 945 (1) Luxembourg 798 (8) Ireland 785 (3) Pakistan 730 (3) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Chile 632 (1) Finland 626 (1) Thailand 599 (1) Iceland 568 (1) Poland 563 (7) Ecuador 532 (7) Greece 530 (13) Indonesia 514 (48) Singapore 455 (2) Romania 433 (2) Slovenia 414 (1) India 391 (7) Philippines 380 (25) Russia 367 (1) Bahrain 332 (1) Peru 318 (5) Egypt 294 (10) Hong Kong 274 (4) Mexico 251 (2) Lebanon 248 (4) Panama 245 (3) Croatia 235 (1)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +46 (+6) Spain +3,076 (+372) United States +2,702 (+47) Germany +1,573 (+9) Iran +1,028 (+129) South Korea +98 (+2) United Kingdom (+7) Netherlands +573 (+43) Belgium +586 (+8) Austria +297 (+1) Sweden +136 (+1) Portugal +320 (+2) Canada +3 (+1) Malaysia +123 (+2) Poland +27 (+2) Indonesia +64 (+10) Romania +66 (+2) India +59 (+2) Philippines +73 (+6) Iraq +19 (+3) Colombia +14 (+1) Serbia +17 (+1) Hungary +28 (+2) Andorra +25 (+1) Burkina Faso +11 (+1) Tunisia +15 (+2) Guam +12 (+1) Switzerland +362 Norway +85 Denmark +69 Australia +281 Brazil +23 Czech Republic +52 Israel +62 Luxembourg +128 Pakistan +85 Chile +95 Finland +103 Thailand +188 Iceland +95 Saudi Arabia +119 Singapore +23 Slovenia +31 Russia +61 Bahrain +22 Estonia +20 Mexico +48 Lebanon +18 Croatia +29 Argentina +67…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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the Brazilian muttlord

China virus

can't wait for her to grow a big veiny dick

>typical American (mexican) water park

Better version

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Either Spain's or Brazil's. Both are lenient as fuck despite Italy showing every single fucking country in the world that if left unchecked the pandemic will wreak havoc. Surprisingly Italy's leader is safe and sound.

So comfy

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No that's a retarded meme, the amount of quinine in each bottle means you would have to drink like 15 bottles to get the same dose as one pill, plus it's not even proven to do anything.

When he's proven right, the Bill Mitchell redemption arc is going to be fucking kino

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But American numbers still rising
America is the melting pot of the world

I liked your explanation
Really puts things into perspective

When the young father called him this week, he was already feeling a bit flu. "He joked that he had the coronavirus," his friend said. On Saturday morning, the symptoms suddenly got worse and he was having trouble breathing. In the emergency department of the hospital, he was told that he was infected with coronavirus. He was still ventilated in the hospital, but the man died a few hours later.

imagine being 30+ in 2020

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Is this a good or a bad time to already be unemployed? Probably gonna have to get a job for the summer tho.

Oh yes, over here (((certain people))) are shilling nonstop for us to empty the prisons of all niggers to keep them from contracting the virus

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need to shave but otherwise /cozy/

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How do I get a gf like that before the clown world ends?

WOOP WOOP WOOP LOOK THE CHARTS GO!

>More than the 90% of the deaths in Spain are +60 years old people

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You should have at least $10,000 in savings.

This is how the CCP sees things.

So after this blows over are we going to abolish the WHO?

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checked

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More white death when

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The man is never wrong.

I can. shit

Twain is real China

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SPAINS PRESIDENT HOSPITALIZED BECAUSE CORONAVIRUS. HIS MOTHER TOO.

>SPAINS PRESIDENT HOSPITALIZED BECAUSE CORONAVIRUS. HIS MOTHER TOO.

SPAINS PRESIDENT HOSPITALIZED BECAUSE CORONAVIRUS. HIS MOTHER TOO.

>SPAINS PRESIDENT HOSPITALIZED BECAUSE CORONAVIRUS. HIS MOTHER TOO.

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SOURCE: europapress.es/chance/gente/noticia-pedro-sanchez-madre-suegro-ingresados-dar-positivo-coronavirus-20200322150559.html

Spain

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Watch the Corona virus pushing easily manipulated Yas Forumsacks into the arms of globalists who manipulate their newfound hatred for China to have Yas Forumsacks (and other "redpilled" people) to start working for the NWO agenda as opposed to opposing the NWO.

You guys have taken the bait every single time throughout the years I've been here and this time won't be any different.

Let's put the corona virus into perspective:
How many Italians have died due to the Corona virus as opposed to the Jewish mass immigration white genocide agenda? How many Italian children that could've been have been aborted? How many children that could've been Italians instead came out half-African or half-Arab? How many young Italian men and women have died before being able to start their own families due to being gangraped and murdered by Africans and Arabs?

Ask the same question for any European country currently being hit by the Corona virus.

Yes, we should criticize the Chinese for being fundamentally alien compared to the other races, for being really fucking immoral and disgusting, but we shouldn't lose focus from what is actually important: Destroying The Jew.

If you disagree, you're bluepilled.

Argiebro please go to sleep

You mean S.Korea because it's spreading in ASEAN countries very rapidly the last few days and Japan just isn't testing.

Any reasons that aren't the following:
1) going to work if you can't work from home
2) buying groceries
3) going to the doctor
4) helping your relatives
5) jogging, but no more than 500m away from your home if you're in a city, and 2km if you're in the countryside

Of course, you need to fill a form everytime you go out, and carry it with you because there are police checks.

My boss just called and said he expects me to be in at 5:45AM sharp tomorrow

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tfw 28. a good feel

>Easily manipulated
Selective reading is a bitch isn't it.
Shut up Sven.

we can hope

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Nothingburger.

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>+300 bro!

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THE WORLD IS ENDING
(and that's a good thing)

Chink virus will be eradicate on the west and coronavirus too!

Jesus

fuckkkk this virus is gonna fail me out of school. I can't do my exams and my grades are already shit wtf

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Thank you

holy based

Taga-san ka? Tara

China is the HIDDEN ENEMY

I am compiling evidence feel free to contribute I'm dumping.

Thread on Chinese buying up EVERYTHING but mostly masks.

Buying all the tp to cause panic

Spitting on bananas to spread the virus

Spreading the virus on benches in public places

I know there is more suspicious things out there please help me compile them.

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This is a specialist coronavirus care centre in rural Scotland, 3rd world tier and no ventilators, trust in the herd UK anons

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Can chloroquine actually work?

Case in point. Enjoy being cannon fodder for the NWO.

Wow

Riots are actually taking place in many french prisons. The government is realeasing prisonners that are "near sentence completion".

HOLY FUCK ALREADY AT 320K WHEN YESTERDAY IT WAS ONLY 300K
LETS GO CORONA
ACCELERATE EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
>also does someone have the new version? I just tuned in

Coof on him and say it's just the flu.

checked

I hate chinks more than I hate niggers

are you implying that if a pandemic hits 100 million will die instantly? please tell me you arent serious, even im not that retarded.

The five fives of the apocalypse

I live in Brussels too and I can confirm that people here are fucking retarded.

I worked 102 hours this week. At least, I brought home $9,859.70.

>the number is less than the number before it
>it surely means that the trend has reversed

Uhmmm, start updating your numbers sweatie.

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Pretty awesome user!

Yas Forums, i come from the future of 2025

>covid-19 will finally start to disappear around the end of april 2021
>it will continue to spread and infect 98% of the population, culling nearly everyone that is 60 years old or older
>there will be a historic event taking place in your year of 2020, known in my age as the "double down"
>the event will be the final debate between donald j. trump and his opponent, hillary rodham clinton, who overtook the nomination 2 months prior after biden died of covid-19
>during this debate, trump and hillary both end up passing out on stage live, people are told theyre not infected but
>a few weeks later both of them die of complications from covid-19, and suddenly in the span of a few hours, the entire nation erupts into full scale riots everywhere
>from my perspective this was a combination of months of quarantine as well as both of them dying at the same day finally making the american public snap completely
>as pence takes control of the country the military that is already deployed everywhere is ordered to stop the chaos but its too late, the country becomes ungovernable
>the stock market which was already below 10000 points has trading halted
>after a few weeks food and medicine doesnt reach the shelves anymore
>there's another big outbreak of the virus as a result of people effectively not being in quarantine anymore
>people are entirely fending for themselves until many months later
>tens of millions died and america was effectively destroyed

there are more things im not telling you, but if you want to stop this future make sure to stop focusing on corona-chan. the more you think about her the more power you give her and the mode you make her grow. it is unironically just like a spirit bomb. stop it now before its too late

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Said the Austrian man as his race was exterminated through massmigration of non-whites into white countries, orchestrated by the Jews.

You're bluepilled.

I'm fooked bro. My daughter just caughed and she was sneezing yesterday

when is martial-law general going to happen?

americanmilitarynews.com/2020/03/ca-gov-says-he-could-enact-martial-law-if-necessary/

twitter.com/gelizabeths/status/1241165445836574720

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Yes, Fauci b dumb and Trump r smart

Thanks.

>Y tu mamá también

Here stuck with little sis just enjoying ourselves and bonding

We are going herd immunity here, keep your northern border safe.

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Checked

Same as Italy, but some Regions are also banning jogging, because dumb people use it as an excuse to go out kek

Any body have a link / other info about China Telecom losing 8 million users over the last 2 months, which implies 8 million uncounted virus deaths?

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lets goooo

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u forgot singapore, taiwan, and hong kong
japan's numbers might be BS, but there's no evidence that their hospitals are getting overrun

Spent 6 months on one of those cots. Not real comfy i gotta tell you

Know I get the videos that came from China about the welding people in apartments and getting picked up from the street. These retards even tho told to self isolate cause they might be sick, they walk around spreading it, what's happening here and especially Italy

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8138439/Public-urged-away-UK-holiday-destinations-limit-Covid-19-spread.html

OH NO NO NO

BILL YOU NIGGER

Can we tone it down with the fucking pastas? Gary is the only bot/shill/autist with a mission i want to see repeatedly at the start of a thread

These are the shits Russia sent to Italy today, TMS-65U

youtube.com/watch?v=yVUZ8oU2BKY

its a nothingburger
this whole thing will be forgotten like within a week or two

Is hydroxychloroquine our forsythia?

Not me yet. I still work and have to figure out what stuff yet to buy so my mother wouldn't just go out to the shop.
Living in smallish town/village so I might be okay for a while. Thankfully I life in a house, but my town is placed between two cities in the most populated region in Poland.

Nova Scotia just announced same law.
youtube.com/watch?v=TQZYLaTJRP0

Checked

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It's six fives

Shut up nigger

I just god out in time moved in feb thank god i'm not stuck there

Hydroxychloroquine and Zinc. They have to be used together.

Maybe but I have no idea what the correct dosage is. People in Africa are overdosing on it and dying. Hydroxychloroquine is less toxic so it's probably better to take that if you're infected.