Wish I lived in Canada

None of that is true.

People are fucking retarded that post this shit. You need to have a doctor's note to get on E.I. still. No one gets $950, you get Employment Insurance which is usually good for 4-6-months and pays out 60% of your normal wage. Fuck you, internet hate machine.

Of course, all non-working welfare cunts will have an extra bonus, when hard working taxpayers will automatically be denied for making too much money.
Don’t let these Trudeau-shill convince you in his socialist utopia: it’s just another way of redistributing the middle class money to the lowest of the low...

...

Niggers and other shit skins will get more money. Will waste it on drugs and booze.

We are saved. I also don't feel sorry for the stupid fuckers in Ontario that bought 1 million dollar homes.

she's lying

lol no, this has not happened. yet.

Brrrrrrrrrrr

This US is literally voting on the trumpbux today and the leafs in this thread says this ain't even real, this just shit bait?

Why not in Europe fuck why not in Europe?

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Then maybe we should stop importing these fucking low IQ savages who haven’t contributed a penny, but are sure to fill our hospitals waiting rooms with hundred of relatives with not-yet-named sickness.

He also stated they dont have to pay for 60days
Enjoy your economy tanking faster than the rest of the worlds

Not at all.. All these new coming pakis who bought millions dollar homes and turned them into housing houses can all eat a truck load of faggot dicks.

High ratio mortgages (under 20% down payment) will have six month suspensions on their mortgage payments. Normal mortgages can only have one month skipped for now.

Nothing in that "post" is true.

No note required.

Loans from the federal reserve, haven't you heard? They are taking over the world.

money printer go brrrrrrr

Move there then

This. normies have no idea how it works. first they give out loans to desperate countries... when the loans can't be repaid, they make deals and buy all their infrastructure and resources for cheap!

Confessions of an Economic Hit Man should be mandatory reading in high school.

How do we get the $950 gibs?

is that Canadian dollars?

What will happen to the buyers with a test or two into their new homes?

So do we OP, so do we

So anyone can just apply for Ei if they got told to go home? What if I'm scheduled but just don't wanna work out of (((fear)))

55% check your facts faguette

In mid-april, the bill hasnt even passed.

No one, it's free money. Don't you know how a real welfare state works?

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The Jews when we seize their assets.

Your company must lay you off for reasons related to the virus to claim it. Tfw I work for a company that gave us all 30 days paid leave while this shit is going on.l

And this is why American Zoomers go to Spring Break. Because we just don't give a fuck. Boomers are too greedy to give a damn about us so why should we care about them? Fuck everything. Let the Boomers get removed so the next time a plague hits we can actually deal with it appropriately like this.

This. Fuck I hate disingenuous faggots.

The Jews

btw this isnt actually happening. fucking wish lol

chinks need to die for bringing us to this state of despair.

They’re suspending student loan payments and extending tax season until July 15th. I don’t recall landlord bs yet, but sounds like they’re already being dicks about payments here. So we’re getting there :/

same thing that paid for all your tanks, guns and rockets, my economically illiterate friend

A nigger teacher in Canada that can't speak proper English, I believe every word she says, way to go leafs

She probably means EI. It's $950 or so after tax, or 55% of your income, whichever is less.
All Canadians pay into EI every year.
There's a max term

Where's my money then

California has a larger population than Canada. It's easier to implement such measures with a smaller population.

No you don't. There are too many Indians and Asians here.

you have to send them an employment history from your last employers

My small BC city has become a ghost town. Canadians aren't as stupid as I thought.

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Boomers bought up every ventolin and inhaler they could. Even if they only had it once years before they cried and bitched until the pharmacists renewed it for them, even if they got one 3 days ago. They’ve also used up most of the insulin. McKesson is also limiting pharmacies to 1 of every item.

Just don't bring your kid to school if you don't want them going. Ain't like they're missing out anyway.

WHERE ARE MY TRUMP BUCKS!!>>!!>!??!?!?!1

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You know it's white people

>950 canada dollars every two weeks.
Which is 660 real money every two weeks. So, 330 a week. Sooooooo.....you are now forced to live in poverty, make the same as a 16 year old working part time at McDonalds.
>mortgage payments suspended
kikes still tagging on that 5% interest every month. Which means you will owe more when this is all over.
>student loans deferred
Soooo...essentially doing the exact same thing you can do by calling the student loan dept and telling them that you now live like a 16 year old working at mcdonalds part time. Enjoy still getting that 6% interest tagged on every month goyim.

They have less than California's population in their entire country and barely have any niggers. Fuck off, Canadian shill

>Wish I lived in Canuka
Why don't you fucking move there, pussy.

I'm a single Male---where's my fuckin handout you dumb pig bitch?
If I get shafted I'm gonna hunt reporters & politicians over this nothingburger wimpy virus bullshit

Except you only get that 950 if you dont qualify for EI. Deferring mortgage payments is retarded and you could always do that

Where do these fake posts come from? No source, is it photoshop?

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You’re welcome to leave. And if you get caught crossing into Leafland, just pretend to speak broken English with a Hispanic accent while claiming to be a Syrian “teenager” displaced by warfare.

I'll believe this when I see a deposit for my cuckbucks

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Tweet deleted, it's a li and people like this need to be beaten for giving false information

>wtf i love white nations now

The $900 every 2 weeks for 14 weeks is "true" Trudeau announced it earlier this week but from what I could find it won't start till April and their is no one to sign up for it yet or any information on how we would go about getting said $900

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>Which is 660 real money every two weeks. So, 330 a week. Sooooooo.....you are now forced to live in poverty, make the same as a 16 year old working part time at McDonalds.
Canadian dollars into American dollars is $459.40
America is "promising" $1,200 but only ONCE and that is $80 a week over the next 15 weeks. Less than the registered sex offender clean up crew at the video booths at an adult video store.

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good, hopefully all of our nigs and spics move there

>be me
>make too much money
>currently not working
>HE'S A SINGLE WHITE MALE!!!
>no free gibs

wtf I love socialism now

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The tweet was deleted because $900 CAD wont even buy two 'luxury soups'.

How dooes a leaf collect the 950? What website? I bet the average White European doesnt get the free Bux after paying 40% income tax, 15% sales tax and 300% cost of US living while receivng a wage 1/3 of the US

also paying $10 for gallon of milk

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Be unable to qualify for EI and be either
1. Have the ching chong cough or taking care of someone with it
2. Taking care of kids who are sick or impacted by school and daycare closured

They said they will pay up to 80% of peoples wages in the UK.
But yeah our cost of living is astronomical compared to the US and A.

but lets not forget that the NHS is collapsing

Its been collapsing for 30 years and yours is just as bad.

The USA has way more ventilators per person than either of our countries.