Brit/pol/ Check the CVG pastebin Edition

>Coronavirus: Teenage girls arrested after 'abusing Chinese people wearing face masks in racially-motivated attack'
independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/coronavirus-racist-attack-southampton-teenagers-arrested-a9416526.html

>Co-op donates £1.5m of food to hunger charity FareShare
expressandstar.com/news/uk-news/2020/03/21/co-op-donates-15m-of-food-to-hunger-charity-fareshare/

>West London woman who changed her name to 'Tinkerbell' refused passport
mylondon.news/news/west-london-news/west-london-woman-who-changed-17952539

>Britain's Tempest Sixth-Generation Fighter Could Blow Away The F-35
nationalinterest.org/blog/buzz/britains-tempest-sixth-generation-fighter-could-blow-away-f-35-135037

>The everyday household item that saw firefighters rush to bin lorry fire in Cambourne
cambridge-news.co.uk/news/local-news/everyday-household-item-saw-firefighters-17953297

>Train station fire caused by burning wheelie bins that were dragged into empty building
manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/train-station-fire-caused-burning-17944526

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8139529/Flights-Italy-Iran-China-landing-Britain-despite-UK-coronavirus-lockdown.html
4g.co.uk/home-broadband/
twitter.com/HeydonProwse/status/1241396729687220231?s=20
twitter.com/search?q=#CorbynMustStay
youtube.com/watch?v=wwZbonjAlPc
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8139005/How-Britain-exactly-two-weeks-Italy-coronavirus-death-toll.html
fwi.co.uk/business/coronavirus-urgent-appeal-for-brits-to-work-on-farms
hopslaboursolutions.com/seasonal-work/
youtube.com/watch?v=3va9II-Q5bI
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Ring-a-ring o' roses,
A pocket full of posies,
A-tishoo! A-tishoo!
We all fall down.

youtube.com/watch?v=j89pdCZnNTY

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imagine being a CVG mong

BREXIT is over. The virus is going to wipe out all the brexit supporting boomers. Quite ironic I must say, that the brexit boomies will get wiped out because of the pro-brexit government they voted for. All data now showing that Boris should have locked down Britain at the very least 2 weeks ago.

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>Flights from Italy, Iran and China are STILL landing in UK: Visitors from the three nations with highest coronavirus death toll have landed at Gatwick and Heathrow every day in last week despite UK lockdown
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8139529/Flights-Italy-Iran-China-landing-Britain-despite-UK-coronavirus-lockdown.html
boris johnson is a piece of shit.

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this country literally has no fucking borders

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HELP:

Music video is a male and female police officer in holland or maybe germany or south africa and they chase after this black guy from outside a train station but can't catch him because they're too fat
the male police accidentally sprays himself with pepper spray

it's like rap/dance track
absolute banger
HELP

How do I get the internet for a house in the middle of nowhere? I was trying to talk my grandmother into getting the internet so she'll be able to contact people and have something to watch when this coronavirus shite is happening.

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The below user is one.

something doesn't add up here. the (((WHO))) claims that the death rate is 3.4%, but the numbers are all much higher than that. 12% if you count china's fake numbers and 30% if you ignore them. this virus is as deadly as MERS and it's more contagious than measles.

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How's her mobile phone signal?

>BREXIT is over. The virus is going to wipe out all the brexit supporting boomers.
So what? The Conservatives are committed to it and have a solid majority with years until the next general election. It's happening.
With the way the EU seems to be going, I think we might be grateful to get out while we can, to be honest. Pandemic is turning into a clusterfuck almost everywhere, but the EU are cross-breeding their clusterfucks.

Is there still an address by Boris today? If so what time? He wasn't even featured in the 2PM one yesterday

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It's unsurprising in the slightest that the mong has no opinions. Just keeps repeating the same CVG-prepared shit every single thread relentlessly.

If ADSL or cable isn't an option she may be able to use 4g.
4g.co.uk/home-broadband/

mate at least change your phrasing or add some flavour, botposting is fucking gay and tedious

Pretty shite as far as I know.

All for the greater good of the workers

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My parents have satellite internet. Not sure who through, but I bet you can google it.

yes, this afternoon, don't know when exactly

>HEHE I'm doing your head in.
Everyday almost all day. Sad.

long ethernet cable

Imagine getting your kicks by doing that. What a sad lonely person he must be.

How the fuck can you do internet with a satellite i thought you need wifi or a cord thingy

Bootlickers get the rope first

twitter.com/HeydonProwse/status/1241396729687220231?s=20

Is that image meant to be some kind of indictment? It's literally just stating a fucking obvious fact.

i'm feeling ill lads

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twitter.com/search?q=#CorbynMustStay

fucking kek

All day everyday, wanking himself silly when he gets a ( you )

Post X-rays

Lucky you, now is the best time to get it while there's some space in the hospitals if it turns nasty

AAAAHHHH FFS GO HOME! GO HOME!

in what way?

Don't worry youll be fine just avoid old relatives

Off to me parents for a Sunday roast.

Brexit plus corona = national socialism

>heydon prowse
the other half of that "revolution must be televised" shit with this week rape victim jolyon rubinstein

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found it
youtube.com/watch?v=wwZbonjAlPc

>So what? The Conservatives are committed to it
Hopefully the virus will red pill the masses i think all the shops closing and work drying up will send a lot of the immigrants home.

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THE VIRUS IS GOING TO DO US ALL IN

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Is this what you're looking for?

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Now that there’s no food we can all have nothing burgers

'Locking down the world with potentially tremendous social and financial consequences may be totally irrational:It’s like an elephant being attacked by a house cat. Frustrated & trying to avoid the cat,the elephant accidentally jumps off a cliff and dies.' - P Hitchens

Nice for him to show his true self of a line concerned boomer jew

To all those people who are suddenly doing nice things like shopping for elderly neighbours, running errands for the needy, helping out at foodbanks.
Welcome to Socialism.
It's kinda our thing, It’s what we do.

COVID IS THE ANTICHRIST

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Londoners.
>Go on my son, chuck up a cheeky market stall, make a few bob, go on lad.
London should be glassed.

>there are retards who unironically think this

The Italian airforce is flying holy relics over the country to cleanse the plague.

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mad lads

Just imagine all the European nurses and doctors we'd have now for the NHS if you retards didn't vote against your own interests to make Nigel Farage and his mates richer.

started yesterday with a sore throat
now have muscle aches that come and go and a headache
temperature was rising earlier but seems okay now
and now that I think of it I was unusually short of breath when cycling the other day

Did it work?

>How Italy's spike in coronavirus deaths while two weeks into lockdown is an ominous sign of crisis ahead of Britain and rest of world - as experts say UK is a fortnight behind Italy with death toll of 240
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8139005/How-Britain-exactly-two-weeks-Italy-coronavirus-death-toll.html
>muh 5 day incubation period
it's more like 24-40 days.

I added a scotch bonnet pepper to my mushroom soup. Hope it doesn't make it too spicy, lads.

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>The Indian capital Delhi has been placed under lockdown until 31 March.

>The announcement on Sunday evening came hours after the entire country observed a voluntary 14-hour "people's curfew" proposed by Prime Minister Narendra Modi.

>The measures include the halting of all domestic and international flights into the city, no public transport apart from a few buses that will have to operate at 25% capacity, and the shutdown of all factories, offices and religious places.

>The borders of the city with other states have also been sealed.

SUPERPOWER 2020

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fuck off tranny

>Coronavirus: Urgent appeal for Brits to work on farms
fwi.co.uk/business/coronavirus-urgent-appeal-for-brits-to-work-on-farms

Who want comfy trad job?

Based air-borne Priests. We're one step closer to Warhammer 40k.

I keep on seeing corona survivors describing it as having the devil in them

>a voluntary 14-hour "people's curfew"

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>At immigrant wages and in immigrant accommodations.

how do you apply?

OH GOD

Hope you've got milk to ease the burn lad.

Hol up

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hopslaboursolutions.com/seasonal-work/

where are all the "recoveries"? you'd expect to see a lot more with 80% of cases being "mild". could it be that almost every "mild" case turns into ARDS after a short amount of time?

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went Aldi earlier lads
a few dry COOFers in there. It's been nice knowing you, I've probably breathed in a good few pozzed loads.

He's drifting in straight from /cvg/ LOL

done lad

This is a specialist coronavirus care centre in rural Scotland, 3rd world tier and no ventilators, trust in the herd

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Pasta-user keeps losing

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>could it be that almost every "mild" case turns into ARDS after a short amount of time?
after about 5 days, some people get a hefty immune response and that's when it all goes to shit

Guys, now is a good time to learn the value of fasting. It's basically all round good for you and can boost cognition and happiness.

Eat light and healthy. Drink filtered water. Meditate.

Go and do some of those jobs you never get round to doing.

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one person said that and it was a woman, she was milking it for attention. I used to have bad asthma and i felt like i was going to die when ever i had flu you can't fucking breathe.

it's rural scotland
the idea of electricity is alien to them

Yes, and some yoghurt.

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mild cases aren't included in figures you spastic

I don't get it?

Lmao bogs shut at bradford interchange cos of bog roll thefts ffs.

>Go and do some of those jobs you never get round to doing.
Going to start a small veggie garden over the next week or so. Perfect timing for it since we're just starting spring.

Wow, thanks Sturgeon.

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>the Twitterati want these rules enforced on the UK

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TurningPoint JewK

yes they are. the uk currently has 4685 "mild" cases and the number of severe cases has been suspiciously stuck at 20 for days now, even though the deaths are climbing rapidly. the government is obviously covering up the severity of this virus.

why exactly are you in this thread every fucking day

1000s of retards are fleeing cities to places like this not realising that they will die if they go critical

Did you all remember to live stream church today?
youtube.com/watch?v=3va9II-Q5bI

BUT MUH BEAUTIFUL LANDSCAPE

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And you likely never will

Good luck mate, let us know how you get on and do us some photos if you start working.

Its not socially acceptable to take live streaming equipment to a place of worship.

>why yes i support priti patels initiative of “high skilled” immigration

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you act like africans give a fuck

NEETs should be conscripted to do this, it would make men of them

why are nhs workers so fucking entitled

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not being able to go for walks is stupid. those italians/spanish WOTEVER cheering a jogger getting arrested are scum.

you know people here are just itching to snitch on those trying to stay healthy.

Why are you so mean?

What do you mean I keep losing?

My mam is starting to recover from ol' corona. I was really starting to panic but it seems like she is gonna pull through.

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It's called controlled goyim herd media management

Gloves don't help at all. You can contaminate gloves just as easily as bare hands and coronaviruses live more easily on impermeable surfaces than human skin (actually a fairly hostile environment for viruses). Would be much better to have hand washing stations available. If that isn't possible, just treat all groceries as contaminated and wash them when you get home.

And there was me thinking it was the gdp worshipping open borders merchants. Thanks, based tpuk