My doctor called me to say she's worried about me, the virus can cause vasodilation and so all patients with notably large penises are at risk of fainting. Took her ages to get it out because she was clearly pleasuring herself and moaning, making sounds that im certain parallel expressions of ahegao. Anyone else get that call?
David Roberts
I am young and my cash reserves are limited. There is talk about 5 million layoffs in Germany and a massive depression. I have no rich relatives abd need support my mum.
As I said, I am really torn.
William Foster
I know several rich people or NEETs. you people have a constant, painful envy of others who work (good jobs, not mcdonalds) bc we with good jobs belong, we are useful. you have nothing but consumerism and escapism (with other people's money ofc). you're not really a man. A man belongs, a man is useful.
it's never too late to go out and find your purpose in this world, swissbro.
Shouldn't have had a chronic illness faggot. Genetically inferior physically unfit untermensh deserve nothing but to be removed.
Samuel Richardson
I have flipped a coin 3 times, 3 times it said go to work...
Gabriel Sanders
>That third panel Truly Illuminating.
Lincoln Williams
Go to work or you bring dishonor upon famiry
Levi Harris
I'm a teacher and run a bookies on a Sunday. >MFW getting $4k p.m to do nothing.
Gabriel Bennett
I know, I am a disgrace to the German masterrace. During ww2, they would probably have sent me to Stalingrad.
Thomas Thomas
I understand but, if you are too sick to work, it's all for nothing anyway. there must be a way. perhaps talk to your boss frankly? if he is a decent person you can find an arrangement? you can't do shit for your mother if you're sick dude.
Tyler Stewart
For now say you have a cough and need to self isolate for two weeks. They absolutely cannot refuse that. By then we might have clearer data on the virus' effects on people with various conditions/medications.
If it's not so bad then keep working, if it is then absolutely stay home. A job is a job, your life is singular
Brayden Wilson
I have a good job, but damn this is the embodiment of the beta mentality. Instead of working this great but boring office job, I'd rather be a pirate roaming the seas, free as a bird, not knowing where my next meal will come from.
Connor Miller
Dying to wagecuck.
Mason Williams
I am not sick at all. I have a chronic illness that is treated by suppressing my immune system. That, however, means the corona virus could be a lot more problematic if I catch it then people with a normal immune system.
My boss is no decent person.
Hudson Long
bruh, lots of employers are being exposed for being shit in this situation. Show up to work, get sick, hell literally touch every surface imaginable.
Ryan Roberts
>I’m on immunosuppressives >don't go outside WOW! Who saw that coming?
Benjamin Walker
He can't and you full well know that.
Ian Young
based big dong lad
Jason Russell
What disease? Crohn's?
Michael Watson
your life is most important. if you die so does your mom. stay safe=#1 priority.
coof on your boss if you go, else stay the fuck home, you will fucking die i promise you, i have the same kind of medications for shit way more severe than you, im mostly bedridden and cant go anywhere because ill get sick or shit myself
stay home let this sort out and stabilize and improve before you go out unnecessarily fuck your boss fuck your job its not worth dying
also fuck you for thinking "muh wagie" is more important than life
Leo Martin
must suck to have HIV, or receiving a donor organ. anyways, your in germany you'll get wellfare if you dont have a job, just inform yourself at your health insurance and potential temporary disability due to the outbreak.
Charles Nguyen
I have a job dude I was just shitting on op
Logan Diaz
Given the number of cases in Germany I'd personally listen to your doctor and stay home. If you can order your groceries online also to minimise risk of exposure.
Jaxson Anderson
If I went to the doctor now, I would be put on immunosuppressives. Picture me going to the doctor under the current circumstances, private or public sector. I live in the middle of the main infected area of this country. Less than a 20-minute walk away from a concert venue where multiple people caught SARS-COV-2 the other week. I'll just suffer instead. I'm also asthmatic. There is no way I'm going to risk going to the doctor right now. Luckily I have the means to wait it out.
Xavier Parker
>but what about my JOOOOOB Holy shit you fucking faggot get a reality check your job is NOT IMPORTANT
Ryan Brooks
Yeah, Crohn’s
Kevin Cox
I have to pay rent, food and electricity etc.
Are all people richfags here?
Logan Ward
Get a note from your doctor saying you have to isolate, then lawyer up if they fire you.
Henry Flores
Go do ozone therapy. Germany created it ffs.
Jason Brown
high IQ underrated post
Luis James
what job is it?
Aaron Davis
there are papers which indicates that tnf alpha antibodys help against the virus or better said against the symptoms and the inflammatory reactions
Ryan Morales
Your grandfathers marched towards a machine gun. You are just asked to go to your office. If you ever would want to have a family, what kind of stability would you ensure for it?
Thomas Ross
>uk >$4k cucked
Michael Fisher
I also got Crohn's. I'm guessing you're on Azathioprine? I have the highest metabolism for that stuff they've got on record in the UK which means I have to take a shit load of it. They stopped me taking it back at the start of February so my immune system could somewhat recover (unfortunately for me this is going to take several months to go back to full strength). Call your Dr and see if you can come off the immunosuppressors for now and see if they'll put you on Mesalazine (if you're not already on it) to keep the symptoms at bay.
Aiden Flores
Everybody is out there going: >Oh, yes, I'd like a family and children Then you need some money >So I have a job, how can I have a future? By working your job, maybe >B-But there was an epidemics Did your business close? >No Then you just didn't want to go to work >B-but there was this epidemics and my doctor said I would have never had to leave my house ever again in my life... Did your business close? >No THEN YOU JUST DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO WORK
James Bell
Leech of your parents and if your employer dares to fire you you can sue them to hell, can't you? That what the nanny state is for.
Christian Bailey
Survival of the fittest! Get your weak ass genes out of the gene pool. I hope you die faggot!
Julian Robinson
Yes, I’m on Aza... 2mg/kg (150mg/200mg alternate every day/other day).
I can’t get off Aza, been on it for too long. Tried to get off 2yrs ago and got a severe inflammation period.
Carson Thompson
>I hope you die faggot! Thx, that makes me feel better.
Logan King
You can’t have a livelihood if you’re dead. Focus on staying healthy, if you lose your job you’ll get another one but if you lose your life well...
Jeremiah Davis
It's not about what makes you feel better. It's about strengthening the human race. Your bitch ass genes need to disappear forever.
Justin Nguyen
Was on 500mg a day, and I've also been expecting a flare up since coming off it, but no issues so far beyond so minor symptoms. They had me step down to zero (450mg 400mg etc) and at the same time boosted my mesalazine from 2g to 4g a day.
Aiden White
rethoric If you don't have a job you can't go on with your life either >You'll find another job Yeah? So it will be in the same situation as he is now. So better keep your job, no?
Jaxon Morris
>Would you choose life or money? I don't even think the virus is a big deal but if you got AIDS stay inside.
Brandon Wilson
Seriously, I want to punch every faggot whining about how they have to go to work. I finally just acquired a good-paying, permanent position 3 months ago, I want to keep it. Now Governor Homo is saying 100% employees at non-essential jobs stay home. I can't work remotely. My job is in a gray area regarding "essential." My boss so far had the balls to say fuck Gov. Homo and I at least still have a job which I'm happy for.
Everybody who doesn't want to work is a lazy fuck.
I'm even more at risk of catching the virus from my asshole disgusting roommate than at my job right now.
Asher Garcia
I am not married and have no kids, not planning too either. Ok now? I pay taxes to support those who have kids and are healthy.
Gavin Parker
Mesalazine never worked for me, my Crohn’s is located exclusively in the last meter of the inner intestine and the ileocecal valve, but not in the colon.
Jacob Torres
why the hell does your doctor not perscribe you admilulab. works like a charm. had a servere mixed form of crohn and culitis which is very rare but got into remission by just adamilulab. ask your doc about it
Asher Butler
Don't you have any skills for remote jobs? The option is starting to sound really good to most companies. If you can hold on until it becomes mainstream I assure you, specially in your coindition, you'll find wonderful joy on being your own boss and having your office right in your home.
Gavin Phillips
>why the hell does your doctor not perscribe you admilulab. Because aza works for me. Humira has a higher potential for side effects. Also, unlike aza, you can build up a resistance to Humira over time and then got to switch to a different biologic. A friend of mine is on her 4th different biologic now...
Ethan Martinez
No, what I do can’t be done remotely.
Isaac Walker
Treatment pyramid m8. I'm not onto the biologics yet. Going to see my specialist on Thursday so will probably move onto that or something similar then.
Carson Bailey
>I’m on immunosuppressives for a chronic illness Aids?