/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2401 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

Holocaust Survivor Is First Coronavirus Death In Israel.
Israeli media report that 88-year-old Arie Even moved from Hungary to Israel in 1949. He died Friday.

>88

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No. Fuck you.

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Just a note, the permanent lung damage isn't unqiue to this corona strain and not bullshit. It's a trait of severe influenza in general and a result of the cytokine storm condition these ailments can trigger. ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4711683/

You can mitigate these storms via nicotine (onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/odi.12050). Buy some gum before the normies figure this out in a few months.

High level government official just announced that the closed borders policy might last up to 2 years.
Fuck boomers desu, I want to travel. Nothing wrong with demented geriatric zombies dying off anyway. At least our local commie party would lose representation in the parliament.

Who /cozy/ here?

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OP is being deliberately misleading 100,000 of the detected are recovered.

based

All they did was lie.
I am not even sure why people are even considering what they said. They lied about the whistleblower. They lied about human to human contact. They lied about the numbers. After this is all said and done they need to be treated like germany was after world war 1

what's Germany's secret
lots of cases few deaths
>tell us your secret Hans

But bro’s my gains

lol mitigate lung damage with nicotine that's going to be a tough sell

i miss gary :(

update the milkers. 13,600 deaths.

Who /dead/ here?

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Pathetic

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Anyone know if there's been any high profile coronavirus deaths anywhere yet?

Is the site down?

Slave wage for wage slave
In lieu of Illinois ordering shelter in place, we get this grom corporate

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body suits for the reptile overlords

>No matter how you look at it, it's obvious that the USA is behind the coronavirus outbreak.

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>they need to be treated like germany was after world war 1
because that had great results lol.

But yeah I agree they lied about everything. Im just wondering what we think actually happened/is happening there in terms of number of infections and deaths

>government decides to close all factories/offices/whatever
>dumb workers catch the train to go back to their mommies who live in the South

THE RIDE WILL NEVER STOP FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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I realize we may have a bunch of newfags with the way this exploded. They probably dont even know about the whistleblowers who started these threads.

businessinsider.com/china-coronavirus-whistleblowers-speak-out-vanish-2020-2

Not clown enough.

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Get some rest Argiebro
You're no good to us dead

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for what purpose?

This thing would have gone down as ILI had the Chinese not panicked

stop thinking in countries

aljazeera.com/news/2020/03/iran-reports-113-virus-deaths-containment-concerns-mount-200315180552632.html

en.radiofarda.com/a/football-games-to-continue-in-iran-as-female-player-dies-of-coronavirus/30458514.html

When a hospital releases a patient with mild conditions to infect other people and then die but reported as "recovered" doesn't count.

>Austrians are still going out
>Forests filled with people
>Streets full of people
>Jogging, Riding bikes, Going for walks
>Some stores are illegally open
>Sell Ice Cream, coffee and other food
>Full of people
>Police not giving a fuck

Austria soon to be #1

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thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=Ot-q9ma28Hs
two to four weeks and we shall see if kek is with us.

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Too late

Probably one of those haunted houses that go all out in degeneracy

I recognize you from a much earilier thread. That's fucking stupid what you are saying.

How are you pastabro?

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That seems really optimistic.

post the webm's that convinced you that this was more than just a nothing burger and started prepping,
for me it was the webm's of chinks being forced into containment wagons against there will

Thanks lad

Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

Friendly reminder that 13 millions of innocent chinese people already died from american bioweapon unleashed on enemies of Israel.

Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity. After this event is over, being american will become much worse than being german after WW2. Trump will be remembered for centuries as the worst mass murderer in human history.

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THE MOTHER OF THE PRESIDENT OF SPAIN, INFECTED WITH CORONAVIRUS WAS IN THE FEMINAZISM 8-M MANIFESTATION IN MADRID.
>THE MOTHER OF THE PRESIDENT OF SPAIN, INFECTED WITH CORONAVIRUS WAS IN THE FEMINAZISM 8-M MANIFESTATION IN MADRID.
THE MOTHER OF THE PRESIDENT OF SPAIN, INFECTED WITH CORONAVIRUS WAS IN THE FEMINAZISM 8-M MANIFESTATION IN MADRID.

PIC RELATED THE WIFE OF THE PRESIDENT WAS AS WELL (THE TALL ONE ON THE LEFT)
OH NONONONONONONONONONONO

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>USA to Taliban: "And you can have it all... My empire of dirt."

lmao even India said we /lockdown/ now and everyone really stayed at home lol.

Saved

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,054 (3,261) Italy 53,578 (4,825) Spain 28,572 (1,753) United States 26,909 (349) Germany 23,129 (93) Iran 21,638 (1,685) France 14,459 (562) South Korea 8,897 (104) Switzerland 7,225 (80) United Kingdom 5,018 (240) Netherlands 4,204 (179) Belgium 3,401 (75) Austria 3,214 (9) Norway 2,247 (7) Sweden 1,906 (21) Portugal 1,600 (14) Denmark 1,395 (13) Australia 1,353 (7) Canada 1,331 (20) Malaysia 1,306 (10) Brazil 1,201 (18) Japan 1,054 (36) Turkey 947 (21) Israel 945 (1) Luxembourg 798 (8) Ireland 785 (3) Pakistan 730 (3) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Finland 626 (1) Thailand 599 (1) Iceland 568 (1) Poland 563 (7) Chile 537 (1) Ecuador 532 (7) Greece 530 (13) Indonesia 514 (48) Singapore 455 (2) Romania 433 (2) Slovenia 414 (1) Philippines 380 (25) Russia 367 (1) India 360 (7) Bahrain 332 (1) Peru 318 (5) Egypt 294 (10) Hong Kong 274 (4) Mexico 251 (2) Lebanon 248 (4) Panama 245 (3) Croatia 235 (1)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +46 (+6) Spain +3,076 (+372) United States +2,702 (+47) Germany +765 (+9) Iran +1,028 (+129) South Korea +98 (+2) United Kingdom (+7) Netherlands +573 (+43) Belgium +586 (+8) Austria +222 (+1) Sweden +136 (+1) Portugal +320 (+2) Canada +3 (+1) Malaysia +123 (+2) Poland +27 (+2) Indonesia +64 (+10) Romania +66 (+2) Philippines +73 (+6) India +28 (+2) Iraq +19 (+3) Colombia +14 (+1) Serbia +17 (+1) Hungary +28 (+2) Andorra (+1) Burkina Faso +11 (+1) Tunisia +15 (+2) Guam +12 (+1) Switzerland +362 Norway +83 Denmark +69 Australia +281 Brazil +23 Czech Republic +52 Israel +62 Luxembourg +128 Pakistan +85 Finland +103 Thailand +188 Iceland +95 Saudi Arabia +119 Singapore +23 Slovenia +31 Russia +61 Bahrain +22 Estonia +20 Mexico +48 Lebanon +18 Croatia +29 Argentina +67 Armenia +30…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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It's a trait of severe pneumonia in general, senpai. This is why it is very believable.

movie set

>Imagine most deaths in Madrid were women

76% of which are in lol China

>spain

no one cares

>in-laws mother gets back from arizona
>gets suddenly sick can't breathe etc
>goes home with O2 but has to hospital
>dies within 2 weeks
>lungs all fugged up doctors shrug
they cremated her so not sure if she had the corona, this was back in february

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Was zur Hölle?
Germany is going full lockdown, it's not "flatten the curve" anymore, it's "kill the curve" now.
And they are uncertain if this really does the job. Topkek. Good luck trying to pull the emergency brakes when in full exponential growth.

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>Tell qt uni german friend to stock up a month ago
>'it won't affect us user'
>Uni shuts down in a week, she loses her job a few days later
>She hasn't stocked
>I'm going back to Germany the NHS in England is shit

Smug that I'm prepped but also I never even got to tell her about my feels

I would punish ruskies even without silk roads.

It's way too late for your country. Your population is far too dense for it not to have already been locked down a month ago.

It's going to spread through India like wildfire in the next month.

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I didn't ask for the NEET life this year
I should study for uni exams but I'm wasting all my day reporting italian news on Yas Forums
I'm the guy who posts Lombardy region numbers and national numbers everyday

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How often should I have a smoke to reduce the storm? Usually I quit during a cold since it seems to make it last longer.

pretty snug thanks bro

MOOT

I want a satan virus gf, gimme satan virus now!

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Everything is going to be ok. Just pay your taxes and trust your governments.

Bored as hell. I'm from a south town and the closest confirmed case is at about 50 km from where I live but everything is closed because of this mass hysteria.

I've wondered this after first seeing it way back

THERE GOES NAPOLI AND SICILY

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>It’s pretty clear that aliens are responsible for engineering and releasing the coronavirus. They are using it to observe how humans across the globe will handle the disease; if we completely eradicate it by 2021 they will gift us warp technology.

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seeing how Italy started going downhill and how individual cases started trickling in, combined with the drastic measures China was taking like welding people into their homes and fumigating whole neighborhoods.

bibi please go

Austria is fucking based, shutting down the economy for a 1% mortality virus is not worth it.

Wömen are the pröblem.

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>Germany is going full lockdown,

Im not so sure about that, in bavaria where they already started with their lockdown going out to get fresh air is one of the accepted reasons of going out. its hardly a lockdown if you can basically go outside if youre bored anyway

This is probably true. Our "flu" deaths here were going up drastically in the last few months and it was starting to draw attention and then this comes up