AUS/POL/ - ECONOMY BTFO EDITION #8

G'day lads,

>What's in the $66b second virus stimulus package
indaily.com.au/news/2020/03/22/whats-in-the-66b-second-virus-stimulus/

>Government's $66 billion coronavirus stimulus package seeks to keep businesses afloat and workers employed
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-22/coronavirus-second-stimulus-economy-federal-government/12078982

>Coronavirus live updates: Federal Government tells Australians to avoid domestic travel, reveals second stimulus package
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-22/coronavirus-australia-stimulus-live-updates-covid-19-latest-news/12078506

>New coronavirus lockdown measures are coming into force. This is what they mean for your routine
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-22/coronavirus-lockdown-what-it-means/12079242

>NSW, Victoria move to comprehensive shutdown of non-essential services amid coronavirus pandemic
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-22/coronavirus-nsw-victoria-shutdown-non-essential-services/12079124

>Western Australia, South Australia to close borders in response to coronavirus pandemic
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-22/wa-sa-set-to-close-borders-amid-coronavirus-fight/12079044

>Government's $66 billion coronavirus stimulus package seeks to keep businesses afloat and workers employed
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-22/coronavirus-second-stimulus-economy-federal-government/12078982

>Australia is easing superannuation access for those worst-hit by coronavirus. But can we afford it?
theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/mar/22/australia-is-easing-superannuation-access-for-those-worst-hit-by-coronavirus-but-can-we-afford-it

>Australians stranded in Peru asked to pay $10,000 for delayed emergency flight home
sbs.com.au/news/australians-stranded-in-peru-asked-to-pay-10-000-for-delayed-emergency-flight-home

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first for fuck chinksects

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wagies love to talk shit about dole bludgers but what do wagies do when the shit hits the fan? run to big daddy government for gibs.

wagies will never hear the end of this. but its not like i ever had any respect for them anyway.

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First for Russell Coight's All Aussie Adventures

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>posts anime
>thinks his opinion in relevant

fuck off hungry santa

I'll let you in on a little secret

Having a job is pretty much the same as being on the dole, except you get a lot more money

Memeing aside, you really should get a job. It's good for your mental health.
Kill yourself faggot.

cringe

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You're sitting up posting weaboo pictures of childrens cartoons while I have to wake up in the morning to work to pay the tax that you live off. Shut the fuck up you child, you little pathetic kid. If I was your Dad I'd be so fucking ashamed of my decades of work amounting to you.

exactly right. they are all so desperate now because there's a wait time to get payments. But they didn't give a single solitary fuck about any of being fucked over for the past 20 odd years jumping through mutual obligations.

I actually have a feeling they raised newstart and removed obligations and wfd so all the normies joining first time ever will now say

>its not bad at all you lazy useless fucks

Take that shit back to /lgbt/ nigger

Part of me hopes for a full shutdown so I can enjoy the NEET life again but I also don’t want the housing market to crash now that I own a home.

It is the only way

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smallbrain here but if 80% of the workforce gets laid off and starts living on the double dole where does the government get all the money from?

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You could of always .. idn.. got a fucking job? You useless fucks.

Value of your home doesn't matter unless you need to sell it

I'm more than halfway through my police application I hope they don't cancel it now. Been doing it since January.

No I don't, investing in software which is literally the future of the entire world does not make us more "American" you dolt.

>muh 20 jobs
If you find applying for 20 jobs hard, you are probably being paid to stay out of the workforce

hehe money printer go brrrrrr

Tax from big business and such. Taxing mineral industries even the standard business rate would probably more than cover it.
Debt
Cutting funding for other programs

nailed it

cry more faggot

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It matters when I hate myself for not waiting for the collapse and buying a house outright for the new bargain prices

they print money
where do you think they got it from originally?

Righto anons, let me give you an idea of how fucked we are Centrelink wise.

I worked at an office run by Serco (a UK public services mob), they hire just about anybody, especially those on job plans because then the wages get subsidised. They pay casual rates of less than 26 an hour to some people and give them only 50 mins of break a day.

There were 1100 people in the office I was at, doing processing and call-centre. They are mostly asians, fatsos or outcasts who can't get a job anywhere else. They all have a limited understanding of what they're doing and just follow an Intranet hoping to get the right answer.

This will be months of backlogs on claims, because I guarantee these offices will have an outbreak and 800 people will go home sick...that's on top of the average 2 per day that quit.

We are not going to get that welfare money out anyway, the casuals are fucked, the businesses are fucked and the Liberals are a bunch of fucking dumb-cunts who assumed a global pandemic wouldn't affect them.

>ScoMo goes on a "this is why we can't have nice things" rant
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>t.

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When does the bubble burst?

Just ask Zimbabwe

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>sorry about your dads death, Engels
>ps send more money

>neethero.jpg

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>comments turned off
this consistently annoys me

>stop posting anime on an anime website NOW!!!!!!!!!11111
HAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAH

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just smack Gina Rineheart a bit. She is a pinata full of cash.

That arsehole was literally arguing until he was red in the face that people should act as if everything was fine and normal ONE WEEK AGO

Lads
What if this never goes away
It just keeps mutating and getting stronger, no effective vaccine is ever found
Is this the great extinction event? The one that stops us colonizing the stars?

>implying any of the parasitic self interested consumer petty bourgeois even know who marx is or what he wrote about

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wagies absolutely S E E T H I N G

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Looks like I can't put my neetbux in the pokies. This is fucked. I might even have enough money to feed the kids

New DCOA vid bois and gals

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>The government lowers the barrier of entry so the actual taxpayers can get their safety net.

Why is this so hard to understand?

In all seriousness user, you should get a job. You get paid more and you will be much happier. You also will have more friends.

>Looks like I can't put my neetbux in the pokies
Literally why? My money goes straight into my bank account.

nice trips, housing market will crash when old fucks die off and houses get split between children. The market will be flooded and no one to buy.

isn't is glorious ? :)

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No

not having sports is going to be really bad for morale. I'm not a big fan but for a lot of people they derive a lot of meaning in their life from sports. It's a shame people aren't into e-sports yet because they are awesome, and they don't need to be stopped during a pandemic.

Diversity stopped us from colonising the stars

bubble bursting is one of the better scenarios

>been hungover all day
>had to go to work which was unbearable
>get ultra horny when im hungover
>just want to jerk off to a pornstar that looks like the payroll bird at work
>tfw forgotten her name years ago

wonder how long it will take if i go through the US pornstars directory on redtube or xvideos?

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>you really should get a job. It's good for your mental health.
fuck mate i've been trying for years to get a job and corna chan just made it a fuckton harder didnt she

fuck me the guy on the electric scooter got so fucking lucky. These videos are why i'm so paranoid walking around the streets.

because the pubs are all closed cunt

Anyone worrying about coronavirus know this.
It is the 9/11 of this decade, and with that magnitude it will destroy the neoliberal establishment once and for all.
Opening the avenue for far more radical alternatives.
The liberals may be shit out and one nation taking their place.
If all the boomers die off old party lines are weakened, and millennials vote third parties en masse... thus the death of the establishment.

Either way this is a turning point

Don't fear the Reaper

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even though my grandparents will die from this virus i get inheritance and get to laugh at wagies begging for cenno

closing pubs and clubs

Last night I dropped the biggest load on a Japaneses face since Nagasaki

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Will be interesting to see how that turns out if it really drags on. How long does it take without any sports for kids interests to go elsewhere.

>2016 moomba festival

Lol I got laid that night. I was literally in a hotel room pounding a bitch and watching Escape from LA. Didnt even know the nigs were out.

Nice, got someone still working?

>i've been trying for years
Literally any shitkicking place will take people on. Apply for a cleaning job or Warehousing job or something and they will take you on lmao
Oh right, I thought you were on the Abo welfare card

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