Joe is missing. Where the hell is Joe Biden?
LOOK HERE'S THE DEAL
Lincoln Brooks
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Angel Bell
What happened.
David Baker
Fucking children on an island.
Samuel Morris
he's just sleeping, tired out from all the campaigning
Dylan James
Pedoland.
Liam Gutierrez
Probably went to grab his mail at the end of his driveway and got lost. The elderly tend to wander sometimes.
Leo Martinez
What is the baking soda for?
Kayden Cooper
diddling some chink girls
Grayson Morales
found him
Elijah Russell
Baking soda has lots of uses. You can wash dishes in it, and I use it as shampoo
Benjamin Walker
he's buying liquorice in his bathrobe, Jack
Adam Price
hanging w/ cornpop
Jonathan Thomas
Joe hidin'
Brayden Nguyen
If you wanna make some delicious desserts, i guess.
Nolan King
Fucked off to his private bunker with his family
Christian Edwards
Where's the other Biden when you need him?
Tyler Scott
Baking? It has lots of uses retard.
Bentley Lopez
Ethan Cook
look here jack. Mr Biden is sleeping. He doesn't... Hey you know that virus thing that's going around? Well he doesn't want . He doesn't want to be disturbed by that thing or worse yet. get any of it inside of him. unlike old orange boomer. he actually likes the. you know the thing.. so here's the deal jack. Biden is sleeping right now. just a little tired. so don't bother him ok? theres enough malarkey floating around in the air right now without your malarkey too.
Jace Green
Neutralizing acid spills.
Ayden Sullivan
kek
Isaiah Peterson
LOCKED IN MY BASEMENT.
Thomas Sanders
Q is real.
Adam Davis
>LOOK HERE'S THE DEAL
>Joe is missing. Where the hell is Joe Biden?
Fightin' crime as his alter ego, The Alzheimer.
Connor Green
I'll never get sick of seeing that pasta
Nathaniel Torres
Making a big assed volcano with some vinegar
Jacob Sanchez
Guys look at this. Need to know if this is false and homosexual or not.
Gabriel Nguyen
with RBG
Carson Garcia
Just like any old person who has dementia he is probably wandering around lost somewhere. Hopefully his DNC issued caretaker/nurse can find him soon so they can put his suit back on and have him doing rallies again.
James Fisher
Also toothpaste.
Austin Bailey
Bottle rockets of course.
Caleb Perry
Real or fake?
Eli Foster
Working on some dank memes for his campaign
Samuel Gomez
Looks official, doesn't mean it's real user. Although I do believe there is a distinct possibility Biden has the virus and is trying to keep the public from finding out. He's doing telephone 'appearances' now for fuck's sake.
Samuel Green
>Where the hell is Joe Biden?
Better question, where is HRC?
Dominic Russell
Jeremiah Clark
Hey, maybe they're both off getting their meatsuits replaced.
Joshua Allen
Underrated.
Ryan Lopez
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Liam Perez
Biden is supposed to start making more appearances starting next week, either he doesn't and it adds more fuel to speculation that he's dead, dying, or insane, or he does and his senile rambling creates more memes. Win win.
Alexander Anderson
I read he will be phoning those in (literally) instead of appearing in person. Either way this crisis should be a key moment in his campaign yet he is nowhere to be seen. That's weird.
Camden Jenkins
top kek, where's the joepedo image?
Chase Phillips
Lizard took off to his home planet. Don't worry he will be back.
Jack Jenkins
Right now his campaign says they can't figure out how to do livestreams.
Josiah Rivera
It would be worse if that was true and not just a lie. They just know Joe forgets where he is when he's in a studio in front of a camera.
Cameron Ortiz
Rare footage showing the exact moment Joe caught Corona.
Liam Jenkins
I'm Hidin' with Biden!
Levi Nguyen
Well it seems like his media team is actually incompetent, we've all seen and (especially) heard that.
Ryan Martinez
Ethan Walker
Henry Clark
Henry Miller
'in vitro' vs 'in vivo' google dat homie
Nicholas Clark
having dinner with oprah an michelle
Sebastian Walker
On the ark.
Jose Ramirez
Listen here, Jack. You want this to come to fisticuffs? I'm sick, pal. Listen right here, buddy. I got the Chinese flu. No, my son didn't take money from them. So here's the deal, bud. I'll give ya a good one right in the nose, hear me? Get on the floor and give me 100, old man.
Daniel Perry
"Listen Jack,
Back in my day we didn't worry about any little ole' viruses. There was a bad dude in the neighborhood we called Dirty Pete. He came back from Saipan with the Shanghai Shivers. Made this new bug look like a cute little girl, I'll tell ya. Me and the boys passed out the chloroform and everyone was fine. I'll take this virus back behind the barn, you know what I mean."
Noah Allen
epic toast
Carter Wilson
>Joe is currently chaturbating, pay 1 token to vibrate his lovense.
This is the leadership America needs.
Jacob Diaz
hahahaha
this thread tho..
Jackson Kelly
>voca.ro
>Expect Shanghai shivers
>Get stupid bullshit
Blake Bennett
He isn't acting very presidential. I think he got aome of that bad batch of scared baby brain fear juice.