NEETbux confirmed // NEET celebration Thread

That won't be for NEETS...It will be workers, same as here in UK...Your parents will get it though...hold the line bros!

Funny how they can whip up a trillion dollars in weeeeeee free cash but UBI or universal healthcare is somehow not in the budget.

I didn’t file 2018, but I did 2019

I read a few places it was either or

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The banksters have gotten over 10 TRILLION so far, now they're going to piss on our backs and call it rain?

“IT IS INDISPENSABLE TO… UTTERLY EXHAUST HUMANITY WITH DISSENSION, HATRED, STRUGGLE, ENVY AND EVEN BY THE USE OF TORTURE, BY STARVATION, BY THE INOCULATION OF DISEASES, BY WANT, SO THAT THE “GOYIM” SEE NO OTHER ISSUE THAN TO TAKE REFUGE IN OUR COMPLETE SOVEREIGNTY IN MONEY AND IN ALL ELSE.” Protocols of Zion, 10:19

People are already out of money and they want to extend this another two weeks? People are going to fucking riot and steal brazenly from stores like niggers do.

have they put a moratorium on evictions and foreclosures yet? IF they wait too long so many people will become homeless.

Why are angelo governments so keen on pissing billions of dollars away on NEETs? If anything this would be the best way to get rid of useless shit clogging the system up. I guess its a way to buy votes?

fhfa.gov/Media/PublicAffairs/Pages/FHFA-Suspends-Foreclosures-and-Evictions-for-Enterprise-Backed-Mortgages.aspx
REMINDER THE GOVERNMENT IS ENCOURAGING YOU TO NOT SPEND YOUR NEETBUX ON YOUR KIKE LAND-LORD SO THAT YOU CAN GET THROUGH THIS COMFORTABLY. REMINDER EVICTION, AND FORECLOSURE IS SUSPENDED;THAT MEANS MR.FORESKINSTEINGOLDBLOOMBERG IS IN THE SAME POSITION YOU ARE;HE IS IN NO POSITION TO PAY SHIT DURING A CRISIS OF EMERGENCY, AND NEITHER DO YOU DURING THIS TIME OF CRISIS. IF THEY ASK YOU FOR SHIT TELL THEM OFF;PRINT A SCREENSHOT OF LINK RELATED, AND TAPE IT TO YOUR DOOR.

I'm so happy that I worked the year that I did in 2018-2019 while doing temp supervision for a school;get to claim my neetbux. only made like 8k from doing that part-timer, but neetbux.

Hopefully they fuckin do it for us

a one time large sum is easier to deal with than do it every year.

yeah it's either or. you just had to have worked, and had made more than 2.5k between 2018-2019 to be eligible.

Will ssi get money

We are all NEETs now - for the rest of time. Universal Basic Income now.
We are useless eaters - please, kill us, Mr. Bill Gates.

Not in my state. Think about car payments too.

>Not in my state. Think about car payments too.
yes retard in your state;it's a nation-wide act. eviction, and foreclosure is suspended by court. holy shit please read up on your rights;jesus christ this is how people get extorted.

Strong men do not need bailout money from Government. People should have had money saved in the bank for difficult times like this, and if they didn’t then they should suffer, which will only bring them closer to their real master, God.
A communist policy of giving free money to Americans every time the sniffles gets passed around sets a very dangerous precedent, much like food stamps and other gibs have helped facilitate the ruin of Africans in America.
Join the millions of other Conservatives all across the nation by burning your Trump check, and let the controlled-opposition jew know that we see through the facade and that communism in America WILL NOT STAND!
#BurnTrumpCheck

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also credit cards. At least pause the usury.

So um, if you work overseas just as a hypothetical, you'd still get he Trumpbux, r-right?

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My landlord is showing apartments and sent a letter raising rent.

>My landlord is showing apartments
what nigger
>raising rent
if he/she does anything to intimidate/attempts to use force record,record,record, and keep recording you'll get a massive pay-out. just make sure you document like a mother-fucker. they can't raise rent on you in a time where no one is making money;let alone collecting UBI, and even then niggers aren't getting that courts have been suspended so landlords/money-lenders get it through their heads the UBI is for food, and whatever utilities needed for people to comfortably ride this lock-down out.

not unless you're currently listed as a residing resident of the US;temp working over-seas.

Landlord Jews. In CT cars are expensive and I gurantee that cars will be towed soon.

This. Force your lenders and service providers to eat the cost. It's the ownership class forcing this bullshit onto the rest of us, and the hysteria is completely fucking irrational. Make them pay for all of it.

>spend your own money when Jews blast insane hysteria on all frequencies and have their golems shut down the entire economy the world over
Fuck off. Make them pay.

It's a 2019 W2 that you need. Not a 2018 or a 2019 tax return.

This is only for homneowners with FHA loans. Rent is due on the 1st, wagie. Don't be late!

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>how much are my NEETbros going to get?
$0

Being a NEET for more than a year should be a crime punishable by death.

>This is only for homneowners with FHA loans
no it's not kike, but good try trying to weasel people into thinking it is;i've already told all the wagies I know, and have spammed the nation-wide act on as many sites as I can with any social-presence. How does it feel kike? You literally can't collect, and all courts are closed, and won't even look at your case;you think you're going to be able to work with,keep track, and afford more than 50 wagies who refused to pay you in a time where they've been instructed to ration their UBI? You're in for a big surprise nigger-faggot. It takes 3-4 months per person, and sometimes longer(up to 6 months) to get an eviction/foreclosure case into a court of law;combine that with the lock-down time, and you're looking at an additional two months;so long as your cucked tenants pay eventually;they are not legally obliged to pay your ass on time during this state of crisis :^)
>hurr i'm going to go to a court of law to argue about something tenants performed at the request of the court

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i've been a neet for 10 years lol

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No you asshole that will contribute to global warming!
Send the checks to me for recycling!

If I’m a full-time college student listed as a dependent, I assume I don’t qualify, do I?

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Sad not funny

streamable.com/kgllf

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Why do you let your parents claim you? They will reap all the rewards.

also
>Newsom’s executive order allows local governments to ban landlords from trying to evict tenants who are suffering from a loss of income related to COVID-19. But his directive and many local moratoriums do not extend protection to other reasons for eviction, such as a landlord alleging a nuisance or other lease violation.
it's counting for everyone, and anyone going against it is in denial;not realizing you're not going to successfully sue. court in all states is suspended;meaning it was done, because it's going to be a nation-wide issue of kikes like you not getting their goy-bux, and complaining about it. You literally don't win in this scenario moishe;the system is unfortunately against you.

SO far it is. It is also for peeps on SSI & veteran disability, but don't let the retards on here hear about it. There is also an amendment to increase all SSI & vet disability by $200 through 2021.
Until the bill passes, it's all just speculation though.

you actually bring in 600 as a dependent for you parents I believe.

First day? Feels good to be a landlord. Not now, though in particular...

Well I live rent free with them, and since I focus on my studies to keep a high GPA for scholarships, I don’t work. I know some people are driven enough to work and be a full time student, but I can’t without my grades slipping, so if they make more profit from me, I benefit as well through food and shelter.

Oh nice

You can give everyone more dollars, but all that does is increase demand of goods and services. You're not injecting productivity into your economy. Forcing businesses to close and telling people to stay home will do an immense amount of damage to the economy. Initially free money will be nice, but if the virus is not quickly eradicated our entire economic system will rapidly decay into communist handouts that are worth less and less each time.

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youtube.com/watch?v=dWNvlyycWzQ

THINKPAD oCLOCK

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>he doesn’t know you had to have made 10.5k to qualify
OH NO NO NO NO

This. Not just Newsom, but Trump ordered it under emergency powers act too. No judge is going to hear an eviction case.

2.5k

want to buy a new hood for my car, but i’m allergic to working. NEETBUX NOW

How the hell do people even NEET for so long?

How many bags of tendies are you going to buy, bros?

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>google this, because not an angry kike landlord/ccp chang slant eyed rice-kike
>find out this isn't the case, and that you literally just needed to work 2018-2019, and have been employed during said years
imagine attempting to gaslight in an age where answers are at the click of a button

for a minimum wage worker, $1,200 is basically an entire month's earnings. imagine the entire minimum wage working force just chilling from here on out

>for a minimum wage worker, $1,200 is basically an entire month's earnings. imagine the entire minimum wage working force just chilling from here on out
majority of fast-food service workers have had their hours majorly cut, but they're not un-employed. drive-thru is still open;the extra money will be a god-send for them though since they've had their hours reduced.

How easy you forget. The government cares nothing about you. cbsnews.com/news/hillary-clinton-single-payer-health-care-will-never-ever-happen/#

um real question, what if this was continued or argued and pushed for by progressives to continue? if enough people on the right wing enjoy this.. and they will.. they may argue for it to continue as well. anyone think so?

Can I get some too?

I will laugh like a madman, if they knock off 10k of my student loan debt.
I still will not vote this election. HAHA no one can buy my vote!

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I bought a valve index and upgraded my GPU with my tax refund when they confirmed trump bux. Cant wait to play hl:alyx.

all of them, and then sell them for a 9% mark-up to avoid the misdemeanor. I will also be buying all the spicy tendie sauces, and nobody can stop me.

No. The bill will have an expiration date and it will be shown to be too costly to continue running forever.

consooomer.

>I will laugh like a madman, if they knock off 10k of my student loan debt
no they'll just collect later. only land-lords seem to be late on the PSA of UBI being utilized for rationing.

I'm unemployed for the past few years and my parents file me as dependent, some have said people like me will also get relief check and others have said different.

I worked in 2018 and became a NEET in 2019. That money is going to me (a NEET). Cope wagie.

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$600 as it stands right now.