/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2399 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

► Detected: 319,804 (+11,077) ► Died: 13,746 (+591)

~~~ Remaining to surpass H1N1: 4754 deaths ~~~

>NEWS
Med shocked, lungs of young patients filled with blood
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Virus hits Africa, Nigerians killed by chloroquine poisoning
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38 year old civil guard dies in Spain, no previous conditions
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Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
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Italy closes most factories, tightens lockdown even more
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>RESEARCH
Italy first case tests positive again after "recovery"
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Aerosolized, airborne transmission
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HIV-like mutation made it 1000 times more infectious than SARS
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South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
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>REMINDER
Infection could reach 60% of world population
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Corona wipes $5 trillion off world stocks
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MRC: 10% or less cases detected in China, 25% outside China
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Sweden stops testing "to protect other patients"
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China province covers up "viral pneumonia" explosion
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>LIVE
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>LATEST CASES
05:14: First death and 52 new cases in Colombia.
04:30: 53 new cases in Russia.
03:31: 109 new cases in Germany.
03:06: 585 new cases and 25 new deaths in New York state, United States.
02:54: 168 new cases and 3 new deaths in California, United States.
02:52: 67 new cases in Victoria, Australia.
02:48: 97 new cases in New South Wales, Australia.

>MORE
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Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

Friendly reminder that 13 millions of innocent chinese people already died from american bioweapon unleashed on enemies of Israel.

Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity. After this event is over, being american will become much worse than being german after WW2. Trump will be remembered for centuries as the worst mass murderer in human history.

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Good luck today, Corona-chan!

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How much Vodka does 0.50$ buy?

It's just a flu. Nothing serious.

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At the end of all this, which country do you guys think will be the most fucked? As in, the entire country collapses.

Iran? South Africa? Brazil?

THE MOTHER AND THE FATHER IN LAW (EX-OWNER OF A GAY SAUNAS CHAIN) OF THE PRESIDEN OF SPAIN, CONFIRMED OF CORONAVIRUS
>THE MOTHER AND THE FATHER IN LAW (EX-OWNER OF A GAY SAUNAS CHAIN) OF THE PRESIDEN OF SPAIN, CONFIRMED OF CORONAVIRUS
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>THE MOTHER AND THE FATHER IN LAW (EX-OWNER OF A GAY SAUNAS CHAIN) OF THE PRESIDEN OF SPAIN, CONFIRMED OF CORONAVIRUS
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>THE MOTHER AND THE FATHER IN LAW (EX-OWNER OF A GAY SAUNAS CHAIN) OF THE PRESIDEN OF SPAIN, CONFIRMED OF CORONAVIRUS
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>THE MOTHER AND THE FATHER IN LAW (EX-OWNER OF A GAY SAUNAS CHAIN) OF THE PRESIDEN OF SPAIN, CONFIRMED OF CORONAVIRUS
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>THE MOTHER AND THE FATHER IN LAW (EX-OWNER OF A GAY SAUNAS CHAIN) OF THE PRESIDEN OF SPAIN, CONFIRMED OF CORONAVIRUS
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>THE MOTHER AND THE FATHER IN LAW (EX-OWNER OF A GAY SAUNAS CHAIN) OF THE PRESIDEN OF SPAIN, CONFIRMED OF CORONAVIRUS
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>THE MOTHER AND THE FATHER IN LAW (EX-OWNER OF A GAY SAUNAS CHAIN) OF THE PRESIDEN OF SPAIN, CONFIRMED OF CORONAVIRUS

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Make your predictions people!
Best fit logistic function for Italy, for the whole disease.

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Jews created the virus as a mossad agent was know to travel to Wuhan.