/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2399 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

Tienanmen square

Nice meme! Did you get it from 9fag, or ribbit?

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Neural Network time sequence continuation!

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>304900 infected
>13001 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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0.
0.100 of vodka and cheap congac are around 1,5$.

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE CORONA VIRUS IS DESTROYING OUR PEOPLE!!! THERE IS ONLY A 98% CHANCE THAT WE WILL LIVE!! WE NEED TO FIND A CURE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE OR SOON THERE WILL ONLY BE 98% OF US LEFT!!

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Yes Xi thank you Xi.

short term: everything in western Europe
long term: China

does fapping really helps your inmune system?

BECAUSE I CANT STOP MASTURBATING GOD IM SO BORED AND MY DICK HURTS

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BETTING FOR ITALY'S NUMBERS OF TODAY

>100-200
>200-300
>300-400
>400-500
>500-600
>600-700
>700-800
>800-900
>1000+

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5G did this

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poor countries....
yemen will cease to exist in the less than 24 months

what if we were all carrying the virus all along?

any good calisthenic workout ?

why do you copy paste your sentence in multiple lines?

Russia.

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100g

>YFW Italy reports over 1000 deaths today

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memeflaggot-tier

Japan

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Ok chang

Based

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Yeah, I don't know what the hell I'm gonna do with my toilet paper. After the pandemic there just won't be a use for it. Guess I will have to throw it away

show me the UK function

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Taiwan is real China. Long live the ROC.

need to do some more posts then CCP shill

At this rate, approaching 1000. Probably high 800s.

61 new cases in Russia, 306->367

Cool it with the antisemitism goy

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oh fug

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Try 85%.

>Youbg people has a higher chance to develop immunity and beating the infection

Develop immunity how? Isn't the lung inflammation caused by the immune system overreaction? Does that mean that given enough time the immune system takes care of the lung damage as well?

ITT : Weird symptoms
Last night my right calf would twinge and hurt like fuck, now it's more of a dull, constant pain.

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No, but if 3% of the world pop dies it will have HUGE implications, the world is not built around people randomly dying, oh wey just replace the old boomers

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China

Unironically the USA.

>this terrible English in such a short sentence
Neck yourself, Jose

>needing to return TP, paper towels, diapers, and canned foods
Why? Pascal's wager, friend.

Meddl Loide!

Did he save china?

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anyone have the pic of the Rothschild getting anfry at trump for saying he found a cure?

My neural Network says 5652 deaths.

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428
Its slowing down
Nothingburger

you got a mutated form of hepatitis C

only cure is to take vitamin C

Ganbare!

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Who's that in the top pic on the left

700

So the main problem about this virus is that it doesn't kill fast enough so it can latch onto new hosts? And you're telling me, 3 months and 300,000 deaths later we still do not know how it is legitimately passed from one human to another?

Fake news.
We're well over 10000000 cases and 50k deaths already.

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Do you guys see the viral outbreak as a nothing burger or justified as a pandemic. Curious to see what the majority of people think here. Vote here:

strawpoll.me/19590772
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It's not important.

>NOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOoooooooooohoOOOOOOOO WE ARE DOOMED!!! ONLY 99.8% OF PEOPLE UNDER THE AGE OF 40 WILL LIVE!!! A WHOPPING 0.2% WILL DIE! WE ARE HEADING TOWARDS AN EXTINCTION!!!

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Lady Death getting closer Pedro!
You should have done something to prevent this when you could, but you prefered to have your gay wamen demonstration!
Hope everyone in your family and your friends dies a horrible death and you are left scarred for life but forced to live with all the loss in a cell, condemned for all the deaths that could have been prevented but you chose not to.
FUCK PEDRO SANCHEZ
HOPE YOU SUFFER

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Every death now will be attributed to the CONvirus, maybe they should have done a death count every year worldwide for the flu, you faggots would've really shit your diapers!

I have like 5 n95 masks, are there specific goggles I need to be safer or will just regular safety glasses work?

Catch 'em all!

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,054 (3,261) Italy 53,578 (4,825) Spain 28,572 (1,725) United States 26,905 (348) Germany 23,129 (93) Iran 21,638 (1,685) France 14,459 (562) South Korea 8,897 (104) Switzerland 7,225 (80) United Kingdom 5,018 (240) Netherlands 3,631 (136) Belgium 3,401 (75) Austria 3,026 (9) Norway 2,246 (7) Sweden 1,770 (21) Portugal 1,600 (14) Denmark 1,395 (13) Canada 1,331 (20) Malaysia 1,306 (10) Australia 1,286 (7) Brazil 1,201 (18) Japan 1,054 (36) Turkey 947 (21) Israel 945 (1) Luxembourg 798 (8) Ireland 785 (3) Pakistan 730 (3) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Finland 626 (1) Thailand 599 (1) Iceland 568 (1) Poland 563 (7) Chile 537 (1) Ecuador 532 (7) Greece 530 (13) Indonesia 514 (48) Romania 433 (2) Singapore 432 (2) Slovenia 383 (1) Philippines 380 (25) India 360 (7) Bahrain 332 (1) Peru 318 (5) Russia 306 (1) Egypt 294 (10) Hong Kong 274 (4) Mexico 251 (2) Lebanon 248 (4) Panama 245 (3) Croatia 235 (1)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +46 (+6) Spain +3,076 (+344) United States +2,698 (+46) Germany +765 (+9) Iran +1,028 (+129) South Korea +98 (+2) United Kingdom (+7) Belgium +586 (+8) Austria +34 (+1) Sweden (+1) Portugal +320 (+2) Canada +3 (+1) Malaysia +123 (+2) Poland +27 (+2) Indonesia +64 (+10) Romania +66 (+2) Philippines +73 (+6) India +28 (+2) Iraq +19 (+3) Colombia +14 (+1) Serbia +17 (+1) Hungary +28 (+2) Andorra (+1) Tunisia +15 (+2) Guam +12 (+1) Switzerland +362 Norway +82 Denmark +69 Australia +214 Brazil +23 Czech Republic +52 Israel +62 Luxembourg +128 Pakistan +85 Finland +103 Thailand +188 Iceland +95 Bahrain +22 Estonia +20 Mexico +48 Lebanon +18 Croatia +29 Argentina +67 Armenia +30 Kuwait +12 San Marino +15 Bulgaria +11 Taiwan +16 Latvia +15 Uruguay +25…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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I'll hedge my bets on around 720, to give us false hope when it jumps to 850 tomorrow.

The day the HERD died

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Arizona is based and redpilled.

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THE ORIGINAL CHAD

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Number of new infected cases are already decreasing in Germany. Happening over. Economy destroyed for not even 100 dead boomers in their 80s with pre-existing illnesses.

Hans is right, the EU will probably cease to exit, half my family was PD/center left pro EU faggots, seen how EU and Germany has "helped" Italy in this, while China or even Russia actually send help even them hate the EU now, really doubt Italy will remain in the EU or not reshape it totally to be a simple trade union like in CEE times

It can't keep growing right, it must reach some testing capacity. They are confirming one dead every half hour and one infected every 15 seconds. At some point the spread will outpace the ability to test.

Merkel now deliberating with heads of German states about long term strategy and additional measures to be taken.

Will likely have some announcement later today.

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Berlusconi lmao

next week those numbers could fucking double though.

A lost sense of smell as marker of COVID-19 infection...
twitter.com/ENT_UK/status/1241063677186449408?s=19

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It's a pandemic but it's getting kinda boring desu

boys, tell me what's next?

Why do you post this when everyone can already fucking see the stats you smelly juden

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you got a mutated form of gay

only cure is to take vitamin D

Germany reports several times throughout the day, Chang

You are in the bong /herd/ point in time
Next week you'll be in the same panic as the rest of europe

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user, i think you have to check the data you are feeding him

750

mandatory chips

No stone age or feudal collapse, better to frame it in GDP before and after coronachan. It's Italy numba wan.

Another bright note about coronachan is finance ministers can say fuck you to foreign debt servicing, fuck you to IMF and WB jews, the national fund is for emergencies.

>Virus hits Africa, Nigerians killed by chloroquine poisoning
Funny this comes out AFTER trumps press conference aye faggots!

900 and peaking at around 1000 in the coming days

Alter, isses so schlimm mit Mutti zuhause zu hocken?

WE ARE FUCKED

Good. Normalfags literally can't stop going outside and retarded AfD boomers think it's a nothingburger, so they keep going out as well.

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>user, i think you have to check the data you are feeding him
github.com/CSSEGISandData/COVID-19/tree/master/csse_covid_19_data/csse_covid_19_time_series
Is the only data I use.

You need to megadose caffeine.
10g should do.

>Germany +765
Slowing down? They were also in the 1000+ club, right?

Guys, quick, smell your balls. This is the new official test for COVID-19

I knew Cummings was behind this. Idiot.

What the fuck?

I like the list. Fuck off.

IS POST NASAL DRIP A SYMPTOM OF THE WUHAN VIRUS? THIS ALWAYS PRECEDES ME GETTING SICK.

GO TO BED!!
we need u rested for future threads

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Maybe in your shithole country where every other person is elderly and fat.

So basically this virus is a matter of when, not if, and we are all going to catch it and die from it?

Thanks for the git, will look it after making luch.
But 5600 seems really off
Which model are you using?

You have a blood clot in your leg you idiot

Still a nothing burger blown out of proportion by normies and happeningfags.

Of course we fucking know. It aerosolizes or survives on surfaces until you touch a wet part of your face or walk into a fucking cloud of it.

Here.

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Going outside is fine, but only if you do it alone or with people that share your living unit and keep at a distance from others.

Get the fuck out.

Who /cozy/ here?

No, it starts with dry coughing.

Well he is very much responsible for sending people to take that drug. We are going to see cases of overdosing in the US no doubt. Way too many stupid people who don't read the instructions.

I second this. You will burnout, Argie.

Also worth noting they realized they fucked up TEN DAYS AGO. What have they done since? Way too slow.

That depends on what you're doing. If you're going to be around people you suspect to be infected at all for longer than a few seconds, wear full sealing goggles.

Isn't your country undergoing lockdown?

>Announcing a report
oh noononononono

yandex.ru/web-maps/covid19?ll=58.181826,50.259150&z=3
map with statistics

it is to me

Rate Angela Merkel's shopping prep

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Arizona is insane and lots of these people are going to die.

It really won't, since most of the victims will be fat, old, or crippled. From an economic standpoint, most of them are net drains.

BEGONE XI

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How? Big cities maybe, but otherwise distances are big in Russia. I don't see how it would spread to some village ot town in Urals that no one knows even exists.

1000+

qt3.14

They don't do it alone.

This draws relation to ever single plagure that struck Europe it starts at Chinkland and trades its way to Europe and infects the more urban parts. The Chinks sent there chinks back to these countries. It has to be a Chink bioweapon.

>that flag

Seriously nigger?

God she's so cute bros. I hope we never find a cure

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something doesn't add up here.

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Chile. Their country was already collapsing before this.

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America will beat Italy in no time

The CDC estimates that 575000 people died from h1n1.

Ching Chong Bing Bong
Tell your commie masters that if China wants to atone for murdering a shit ton of white people, every survivor should be able to go to China and blow a hole in the head of the exact number of chinks that your shithole murdered in his country

Propaganda / 10

Merkel probably has a bunker somewhere, that's stocked for 5 years or more, while telling everyone not to buy too much pasta.

nigger

i am safe

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Remember when he called Merkel an “unfuckable lardass”? That was great

>no deenz
>no beenz
not gonna make it

>Durr I want to immediately return these long life products that I can just use over the next few months anyway.

Fever and/or Cough.
Well...can't we just...I don't know fuck kill it as it is an aerosol?

Glycyrrhizin easily cures this weak faggot chink virus. I keep posting it and it keeps getting deleted by the pharmafag funded jannies. Natural licorice root tea has plenty of Glycyrrhizin. You're welcome.