/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2398 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

► Detected: 319,531 (+10,804) ► Died: 13,741 (+586)

~~~ Remaining to surpass H1N1: 4759 deaths ~~~

>NEWS
Virus hits Africa, Nigerians killed by chloroquine poisoning
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Italy closes most factories, tightens lockdown even more
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Pakistan's Punjab, Sindh, KP and Balochistan on lockdown, 205 million
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Med shocked, lungs of young patients filled with blood
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Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
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>RESEARCH
Resistant to antivirals
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Testicular damage
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South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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Peru under lockdown, 32 million people
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Reinfection possible and even deadlier
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>REMINDER
All of Italy under lockdown, 60 million in "red zone"
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2 million to die in the US despite lockdowns, scientists estimate
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China factories waste electricity to fake productivity
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UK expects up to 100,000 deaths
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Millions of Americans to lose their jobs
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>LIVE
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>LATEST CASES
05:14: First death and 52 new cases in Colombia.
04:30: 53 new cases in Russia.
03:31: 109 new cases in Germany.
03:06: 585 new cases and 25 new deaths in New York state, United States.
02:54: 168 new cases and 3 new deaths in California, United States.
02:52: 67 new cases in Victoria, Australia.
02:48: 97 new cases in New South Wales, Australia.

>MORE
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LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 28 (TWENTY-EIGHT) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 28 (TWENTY-EIGHT) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 28 (TWENTY-EIGHT) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE WELL BEYOND THE UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
YOU MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED


YOU WERE WARNED

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Duterte
>>Ask congress to grant him special emergency powers
>>All privates/public businesses must own by government
>>PH is province of china
>>?????

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I WANT TO GO TO THE GYM

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1 billion cases by june, 30 million deaths

Who /comfy/ here?

Proszę zostawić jedzenie przy drzwi

>Divorce rate spikes across China after 'couples spend too much time together during coronavirus home quarantine'

Divorce rates in China have risen significantly because 'couples are spending too much time together at home' during coronavirus self-isolation, according to register offices across the country.

Over 300 couples have scheduled appointments to get a divorce since February 24, said Lu Shijun, the manager of a marriage registry in Dazhou, Sichuan Province of south-western China.

Officials believe the sharp increase of divorce requests could be caused by the fact that partners have spent too much time in close quarters under quarantine.

'The divorce rate [in the district] has soared compared to before [the coronavirus outbreak],' Mr Lu told the local press yesterday.

One district office received 14 requests in one day, hitting the upper limit set by the local council, a registration officer told Global Times.

Officials in Fuzhou, Fujian Province of southern China, have adjusted the number of divorce appointments to 10 couples a day after receiving an overwhelming amount of requests.

Scientists have been debating about whether spending time in close quarters is beneficial for couples.

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>drzwi
Odmieniać rzeczowniki mama nie uczyła

Big Nothing Burger, schizos.
Take your medicine.

Got me jaffa cake stash. I'm ready for lockdown.

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Damn almost 320k she's kicking serious ass now!
>585 new cases and 25 new deaths in New York state, United States.
Cuomo is shitting his pants, it hasn't even begun and their cops/emergency workers already infected with the wuflu.

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Anyone have this up to date?

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Spain +400 deaths reported today

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>dried mango
sweet jesus i knew i forgot to stockpile something

There is literally nothing wrong with eating bats

Spain is now third place with deaths, surpassing Iran today
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Ptg is boring as fuck anything interesting going on in here ?

Thanks china

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Watching it burn.

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Good choice

How you think this summer will end up being? Kinda worried lads

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Why would you post that picture

DEATH TO CORONA-CHAN!

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>never got to have degenerate gay sex with a qt femboy
>got to experience the apocalypse
not sure if based timeline or worst timeline

>sunday morning
>see how many more lockdowns and deaths
Oh yea, quite comfy indeed...

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LMFAO

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>people asking in my ig feed "what will you do when all this is over?"
>mfw they don't know it will never be the same again

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Any young or black people deaths recorded ?

I went for big value packs of biscuits instead, less tasty which means it'll be easier to ration them with my tins, ramen, protein powder, PB and jam.

Reminder to all anons to grab 100 days worth of multivitamins now to supplement their likely shit diets in the lockdowns.

not really just the usual, trump is still a jew and the world is still ending.

It's just a flu. Nothing serious.

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thanks user

just nuke the country, fuck it

I actually had left Yas Forums like 2 months ago and got me a semblance of a social life, lost my v and everything and now this shit happens, is the Universe telling me something?

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Not even chinks like chinks. The absolute state.

was it a joke?

WHY NEW YORK IS SO CURSED!?

hardmode:you cant blame the jews

Great for the neet, bad for regular businesses.

The tins of pulp are top as well. Make superb smoothies

Anons, what is the name of this pattern?

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19 Nov 2019

NOTHINGBURGER

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L O L

You can't make this shit up.

testicular sverige

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Is this true?

>304900 infected
>13001 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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N

China Town

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should've stayed on the path to wizardry breh

17-Feb: Lockdowns cover 760 million people in China
9-Mar: All of Italy under lockdown, 60 million in "red zone"
11-Mar: Denmark under lockdown, 5 million people
12-Mar: Duterte places Manila under lockdown, 13 million affected
12-Mar: El Salvador on lockdown, 6 million
12-Mar: Norway on lockdown, 5 million people
14-Mar: Spain under lockdown, 46 million people
15-Mar: Austria under lockdown, 8 million people
15-Mar: Czech Republic under lockdown, affecting 10 million
15-Mar: Ireland to be put on lockdown, 4 million people
15-Mar: Serbia under lockdown, affecting 7 million
16-Mar: Finland to be put on lockdown, 5 million people
16-Mar: France under lockdown, 66 million people
16-Mar: Peru under lockdown, 32 million people
16-Mar: Venezuela under full lockdown, 32 million people
17-Mar: Belgium under lockdown, affecting 11 million
17-Mar: Ecuador under lockdown, 16 million people
17-Mar: Germany under lockdown, 82 million people
17-Mar: Iraq's Baghdad on lockdown, 7 million
17-Mar: Kuwait under lockdown, affecting 4 million
17-Mar: Lebanon on lockdown, 6 million people
17-Mar: Malaysia under lockdown, 31 million affected
17-Mar: New Jersey under lockdown and curfew, 8 million
17-Mar: Ukraine on lockdown, 42 million people
17-Mar: Washington under lockdown, 7 million
19-Mar: Argentina under total lockdown, 44 million people
19-Mar: California enacts state-wide lockdown, 39 million people
20-Mar: Colombia to enter total lockdown, 49 million people
20-Mar: Illinois to enter "shelter in place" lockdown, 12 million people
20-Mar: New York under lockdown, 19 million people
20-Mar: United Kingdom under lockdown, 66 million people
21-Mar: Jordan under lockdown, 9 million people
22-Mar: All of urban India under lockdown, affecting 455 million
22-Mar: Pakistan's Punjab, Sindh, KP and Balochistan on lockdown, 205 million
Total: 2,171,000,000

2 billion under lockdown at some point or another

Shits fucked cunt.

>30 million people in a tiny area
>one of the most heavily traveled and visited places on earth

The Ultimate Solution

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iran is clearly lying like cucklords, much like china. they are extremely corrupt and i would bet my entire life savings that they are probably number 1 right now in terms of infected (china being an exception, their numbers are obviously in the millions)

Falling knife

Im a neet that literally 1 month ago started have a girlfriend and a circle of nice friends, ofc the world had to fucking end

Who else /quarantined/ here ?

How could our girl be so easily defeated?

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Lockdown still

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kek

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,054 (3,261) Italy 53,578 (4,825) Spain 28,572 (1,725) United States 26,900 (348) Germany 23,129 (93) Iran 21,638 (1,685) France 14,459 (562) South Korea 8,897 (104) Switzerland 7,225 (80) United Kingdom 5,018 (240) Netherlands 3,631 (136) Belgium 3,401 (75) Austria 3,024 (8) Norway 2,234 (7) Sweden 1,770 (21) Portugal 1,600 (14) Canada 1,331 (20) Denmark 1,326 (13) Australia 1,286 (7) Brazil 1,201 (18) Malaysia 1,183 (9) Japan 1,054 (36) Turkey 947 (21) Israel 945 (1) Luxembourg 798 (8) Ireland 785 (3) Pakistan 730 (3) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Finland 626 (1) Thailand 599 (1) Iceland 568 (1) Poland 563 (7) Chile 537 (1) Ecuador 532 (7) Greece 530 (13) Indonesia 514 (48) Romania 433 (2) Singapore 432 (2) Slovenia 383 (1) Philippines 380 (25) India 341 (5) Bahrain 332 (1) Peru 318 (5) Russia 306 (1) Egypt 294 (10) Hong Kong 274 (4) Mexico 251 (2) Lebanon 248 (4) Panama 245 (3) Croatia 235 (1)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +46 (+6) Spain +3,076 (+344) United States +2,693 (+46) Germany +765 (+9) Iran +1,028 (+129) South Korea +98 (+2) United Kingdom (+7) Belgium +586 (+8) Sweden (+1) Portugal +320 (+2) Canada +3 (+1) Malaysia (+1) Poland +27 (+2) Indonesia +64 (+10) Romania +66 (+2) Philippines +73 (+6) Iraq +19 (+3) Colombia +14 (+1) Hungary +28 (+2) Andorra (+1) Tunisia +15 (+2) Guam +12 (+1) Switzerland +362 Austria +32 Norway +70 Australia +214 Brazil +23 Czech Republic +52 Israel +62 Luxembourg +128 Pakistan +85 Finland +103 Thailand +188 Iceland +95 India +9 Bahrain +22 Estonia +20 Mexico +48 Lebanon +18 Croatia +29 Argentina +67 Armenia +30 Serbia +17 Kuwait +12 Bulgaria +8 Taiwan +16 Latvia +15 Uruguay +25 Macedonia +29 Morocco +12…

>FULL LISTS
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God dude this whole year I've been fucked was supposed to get married. No n idea what that will be