/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2396 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

Corona-Chan wouldn't harm her favourite baker

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You actually believe China contained anything?

2nd victim in Serbia is a 92yo lady, wow what a virus

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Anyone else /quarantined/ right now?
How are you coping? It's been 2 days and my life is hell.

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Because pandemics usually occur in waves, could see a second and third wave

See Spanish flu 1918

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The world is a big place with loads of people.

Corona is a hoax.
>Get badly hurt in a car accident, be taken to hospital, go through surgery. During stay in hospital, because of weakend state, become infected with any number of viruses roaming around this particular season.
>Oh vey, let's test this patients for corona, we need to get a good report on the number of infected. Don't test for anything else because no one cares. Corona test comes back positive, +1 added to statistics. Die two days later due to injures sustained in car accident. Oh vey, corona has claimed another life, we are now at gorilion victims.
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Threadly reminder to not confuse ncov pneumonia with pneumonia secondary to ncov.

Holy shit, how long is this whole thing gonna last? Officials here talk about probably 2 more months of lockdown

Good riddens. It’s a fucking cesspool.

Germany admitted yesterday that it doesn't test post mortem and doesn't consider anyone with chronic conditions who died of corona to have died of corona. If you had asthma and tested positive in Germany before dying, you died of asthma

It's easy to contain if they are all dead, chang. :^)

>normies can't spend 2 days at home without being uncomfortable

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Fucking normies can't into neetlyfe and outside right now getting the virus.

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Japan, SK, Singapore, etc have all contained the virus. You retards need to realize that this virus is a glorified nothingburger.

The war will be over by Christmas

8 months minimum

governments around the world are planning for 18 months

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Polish goverment still lies, that masks are good only if you are infected. Not suprisingly medical staff and officials dealing with the virus are wearing masks. It's going to be fun ride.

We're running out of test kits here (105 cases detected) + most of local infections either occured in a hospital or are doctors.

How fucked is Lithuania, fellow anons?

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I live in the French epicenter, Alsace. Any frogs there?

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I DON'T WANT TO DIE ALONE

I DON'T WANT TO DIE KHV

NEET LIFE IS NOT WHAT I WAS STRIVING FOR

I DIDN'T ASK FOR A FUCKING PANDEMIC

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY YEAR

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Expect an astronomical rise in suicide rates in the coming weeks and months.

If Serbia can keep their numbers relatively low then they may be able to get through this with minimal casualties. However, if the infections rise drastically (Like they have in Italy, Iran and Spain) their shithole healthcare will be overrun. That goes for your little shithole too

office closed for two weeks, you guys think this will pass by then?

>Good riddens
American education

Maybe u can find an interesting general and be the baker all day and night for it.
Not this one though we already got a permanent baker here

what from relaxation and comfy movies?

Im comfy af, locked in day 13 with qt gf, she cooking up some homemade ramen now, feelsgoodman

Happening's over, lads. Let's get back to work. It's nothing more than a seasonal flu

No

don't make ajvar out of Apu

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,054 (3,261) Italy 53,578 (4,825) United States 26,900 (348) Spain 25,496 (1,381) Germany 22,364 (84) Iran 20,610 (1,556) France 14,459 (562) South Korea 8,897 (104) Switzerland 6,863 (80) United Kingdom 5,018 (233) Netherlands 3,631 (136) Austria 3,024 (8) Belgium 2,815 (67) Norway 2,216 (7) Sweden 1,770 (20) Canada 1,328 (19) Denmark 1,326 (13) Australia 1,286 (7) Portugal 1,280 (12) Malaysia 1,183 (9) Brazil 1,178 (18) Japan 1,054 (36) Turkey 947 (21) Israel 883 (1) Ireland 785 (3) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Luxembourg 670 (8) Pakistan 645 (3) Thailand 599 (1) Finland 594 (1) Chile 537 (1) Poland 536 (5) Ecuador 532 (7) Greece 530 (13) Iceland 473 (1) Indonesia 450 (38) Singapore 432 (2) Slovenia 383 (1) Philippines 380 (25) India 332 (5) Peru 318 (5) Bahrain 310 (1) Russia 306 (1) Egypt 294 (10) Hong Kong 274 (4) Mexico 251 (2) Panama 245 (3) Lebanon 230 (4) Argentina 225 (4) Iraq 214 (17)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +46 (+6) United States +2,693 (+46) South Korea +98 (+2) Malaysia (+1) Philippines +73 (+6) Colombia +14 (+1) Hungary +28 (+2) Austria +32 Norway +52 Australia +214 Thailand +188 Finland +71 Mexico +48 Argentina +67 Armenia +30 Serbia +17 Uruguay +25 Lithuania +6 New Zealand +14 Georgia +5 Uzbekistan +1 Honduras +2 Aruba +3 Eswatini +3…

>FULL LISTS
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Yup
When i come out of this im getting a fucking divorce, at least thats what im thinking atm

18 months if we have a working vaccine

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*RIDDANCE, YOU ILLITERATE NIGGER.

About 683 days more. You have plenty of time to think about how you will spend your time.

You don't close down the world over a nothingburger you fucking retard. This is obviously everythingburger.

kill yourself retard

LOLLE

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I haven't left the house in 16 days but I'm actually fine. Stocked up on food and water, just being comfy

Iktfb

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I can only hope so
Jfc normies are goddamn useless and should be worshipping NEETs for their ability to be around their own thoughts for longer than 5 minutes in the shower

Years.

Good, our newcases numbers will go down quick soon.

fucking learn how to live in your own head you pathetic subhuman

Drawgags are always the best thing to come from these things.

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no matter what happens from now on, one thing is sure:
the world will change alot after this

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I'm from New Orleans, and even I know better; he must be a non-white.

Cases in Florida doubled yesterday despite only those with known exposure or extreme symptoms being allowed to get tested.

Incubation is over. Florida's still open for business.

IT BEGINS

what do I do with my life now?

Good goyim

Coom for Corona-chan and let her coom to you.

394 more deaths in Spain - Total number is now 1720.

So its starting to feel like every one is freaking out over a slightly more potent flu...

GIVE ME MY GOD DAMN TRUMPBUXX

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On top of everything Zagreb got hit with the strongest earthquake in the last 140 years, my dog woke my gf and me a few minutes before it. Quarantine measures thrown out of the window, expect a surge of infections

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Check

Miami here. They haven't taken this seriously at all, most businesses up state are still open too.

>22k cases
>202 recoveries
>2 severe/critical
I'm calling scheisse on German numbers

I'm so glad I no longer have to go outside and deal with shitfuck normalfags like you.

>Be a neet
>survive
>find gf becouse times are hard
>profit

Based and dubpilled.

They provide great material to coom to

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End it

Glad somebody got it

I have at least four stages of this drawing now.

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not everyone of us can shitpost from an antarctic spaceport mr. ayylmao

Reps will have to give dems concessions first