AUS/POL/ - ECONOMY BTFO EDITION #5

G'day lads,

>What's in the $66b second virus stimulus package
indaily.com.au/news/2020/03/22/whats-in-the-66b-second-virus-stimulus/

>Government's $66 billion coronavirus stimulus package seeks to keep businesses afloat and workers employed
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-22/coronavirus-second-stimulus-economy-federal-government/12078982

>Coronavirus live updates: Federal Government tells Australians to avoid domestic travel, reveals second stimulus package
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-22/coronavirus-australia-stimulus-live-updates-covid-19-latest-news/12078506

>New coronavirus lockdown measures are coming into force. This is what they mean for your routine
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-22/coronavirus-lockdown-what-it-means/12079242

>NSW, Victoria move to comprehensive shutdown of non-essential services amid coronavirus pandemic
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-22/coronavirus-nsw-victoria-shutdown-non-essential-services/12079124

>Western Australia, South Australia to close borders in response to coronavirus pandemic
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-22/wa-sa-set-to-close-borders-amid-coronavirus-fight/12079044

>Government's $66 billion coronavirus stimulus package seeks to keep businesses afloat and workers employed
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-22/coronavirus-second-stimulus-economy-federal-government/12078982

>Australia is easing superannuation access for those worst-hit by coronavirus. But can we afford it?
theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/mar/22/australia-is-easing-superannuation-access-for-those-worst-hit-by-coronavirus-but-can-we-afford-it

>Australians stranded in Peru asked to pay $10,000 for delayed emergency flight home
sbs.com.au/news/australians-stranded-in-peru-asked-to-pay-10-000-for-delayed-emergency-flight-home

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Aaaaaaaaaa

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how many prostitutes are you going to fuck with your incoming wealth fellow neetbros?

Is it the time for a live in whore?

Praise him

Will golf courses still be open? I'm on maintenance team. Hate to see it get overgrown

Reply to this post if you lost your job this week.

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ABC reporter reporting from Wuhan just stated that you can walk around without a mask there.

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hope on kid. we're going to comfy town

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Interested to see how drug addicts deal with withdrawal.

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none.

>Muh ball sports are cancelled

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My regs are already in self isolation :(

Is it true that all of the ice has stopped?

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JUST LAST WEEK I WAS TELLING EVERYONE AT WORK THST THIS WAS A BIG NOTHING BURGER THAT WILL ALL BLOW OVER.

I FEEL SO FUCKING RETARDED

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Need more 2D Australian Anime grills with noice tits for a mate of course.
youtube.com/watch?v=3BV8Wh2GuQA

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i'm a ball sport fan but trying to get into sports at the moment is just ridiculous

>I FEEL SO FUCKING RETARDED
>implying

lol the NRL is still insisting they're not stopping

All the addicts are on centrelink payments so they will have even more money for drugs now.

Why isn't Pauline Hanson jumping up and down saying she's been right for twenty years?
Not just about the chinks, but the fact that she's been pushing for social conservatism/economic intervention, and that's literally where all the mainstream parties are jumping when shit goes down

We go through that shit all the time Whatever

Haven't lost it, just can't go to work until coronachan calms her tits. fifo ex ADL to KGI. Just applied for neetbux today just in case

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pumping through the threads tonight lads

I'd say no for Vic/NSW, yes for the others at this stage.
Not sure at all though

What a pathetic ‘lockdown’. Pubs are shut but busy shopping centres are still open?!

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no chance buddy. interest rates are cut, lending red-tape is cut and banks are offering 6 month delays to loan repayments (which includes mortgages). unlike burgers, aussie's are extremely attached to the houses they pulled out mortgages on, and will bend over backwards to keep it, thus honoring their repayments.

and where do you think the ice will be coming from user?

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If the worlds gonna end them I'm gonna try anal at least once to see if I like it.

Who's with him?

Do we need to wear a hat/visor?

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anyone that believes it’s okay there is a fool

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What do you cunts think of my cactus? It's called psycho0.

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Putting together my Mad Max playlist since I'll be on the road from tomorrow morning. Post some essentials.

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WHATS ASX GONNA LOOK LIKE TONORROW ?

DOWN 15%?

Golf is probably the safest sport at these times

What chads.

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Too much for my liking seems suspicious
Praise him

The filthy chink baked this thread didn't add these press release links:
Press Releases
>South Australia:
sahealth.sa.gov.au/wps/wcm/connect/public content/sa health internet/about us/news and media/all media releases
>ACT:
health.act.gov.au/about-our-health-system/novel-coronavirus-covid-19
>Victoria:
dhhs.vic.gov.au/media-hub-coronavirus-disease-covid-19
>New South Wales:
health.nsw.gov.au/news/Pages/default.aspx
>Northern Territory:
securent.nt.gov.au/alerts/coronavirus-covid-19
>Queensland:
health.qld.gov.au/news-events/doh-media-releases
>Tasmania:
dhhs.tas.gov.au/news
>Western Australia:
ww2.health.wa.gov.au/News/Media-releases-listing-page

Pauline's a fucking retard who pivoted to be pro-Asian ages ago

This is just to cover up climate change

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yeah keep goin

>fifo
you're not getting a cent

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pretty much everywhere it's gonna be comfy

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Pretty

J-dog in the house

>Why isn't Pauline Hanson jumping up and down saying she's been right for twenty years?
Because she is just a puppet who is there to give people the impression thata pollie sees shit like they do.
Can't have someone who actually gives a shit getting in.
This could have been prevented lads.

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they can’t afford to stop. neither can the afl, really.

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They're waiting for all the states to hit NSW/Vic-tier infection rates. I assume it's to get all those people losing their jobs prepared instead of jumping in the deep end all at once. People have had about 2 weeks for the penny to drop that this isn't fucking around though, total shutdown can't wait much longer if at all.

That's about it I'm afraid.

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I hate that changs and pajeets on visas can dip their poo hands into the public purse

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Fark

youtube.com/watch?v=Gcm-tOGiva0

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Probably not. Market wise, the bailout $ flowing in will pump it up. Lockdown won't change much really, maybe shares in leisure will drop but everything else will probably jump up.

>asylum seekers should get access too they deserve financial security!
-The ABC presenters tonight

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Circuit breakers at 10% I believe

tfw no gibs

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I voted for that cunt and was like one of 12 people that did in total.

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This is your home now

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Spoke to a doc for one of the afl teams last week, they could barely get by without ticket sales. No games and several clubs will go under.

Yep 10% is the max it can go down in a day

I’ve only grown to like her more over the years. I didn’t notice for so long just how badly the media treats her. Lugenpresse. Actually proud she keeps sticking it out.

Anyone know whos om Q&A tomorrow night?

Red - closed
Yellow - Restriction on non essential work
Green - virtually no restriction apart from social distancing

Retail wagie here how do I get this shit shut I just want to stay inside and not serve consoomer niggs

nah but i’m gonna guess
>one boomer complaining cause he’s gonna die, a comedian or someone with no relevance to the situation, a diversity plant, a surprisingly based boomer, and a leftist tranny

YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS

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If gyms are closing will they stop deducting payments or am I going to need to call the bank and cancel the charges?

Get infected and sneeze everywhere in the shop

Hopefully the premiers will announce more drastic lockdown measures in place tomorrow. I’m still concerned that the government isn’t taking this seriously enough. China was a mystery, but Italy, Spain and France are clearly suffering

>workers get no money from Scomo
>cunts on tourist visas get ScomoBux
do the pollies want to get hanged? because this is how pollies to get roped

>I voted for that cunt and was like one of 12 people that did in total.
Good lad.
It was not meant to happen.

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Are the $1100 payments only for people self-employed/layed off or can neets get it too?

Have an actual criteria?

Sport is a surrogate activity. Those man babies can play lego blocks to entertain themselves. Millions of dollars a year to kick ball between posts. Lmao

What happens when admin/player salaries are too high compared to income. They look at salaries in the US and Europe and think they should be the same.

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>see some kids playing netball
>wanna join in and have fun
>can't because everyones touching the ball sharing germs

THIS FUCKING STINKS

YYUUUUMMMMM

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Maybe without bread and circuses we can get something meaningful done politically.

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wheres the tits

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I was just starting to get my shit together now I'm gonna become a degenerate S level coomer stoner alcoholic again

Turnout for him was low enough that I don’t believe the result. There were stories on here at the time about some aec vote counters in Brisbane (I think) joking with each other how they rejected all the Anning votes as donkey votes.

Every man and his dog are gonna take up drug dealing overnight.

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QLD will has to close everything too, this is nationwide you lnow

cunts in rural areas not allowed to work because city cunts have the plague
how is this fair?

Aussies are too lazy, complacent and apathetic to rope pollies.

Gonna call mine tomorrow myself, if they're not retarded they'll at least let me pause the payments. Gyms are a massive pain to cancel but I imagine you won't need to go straight to your bank in this instance.

GIVE ME NEETBUX OTHERWISE ILL ROPE

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>Maybe without bread and circuses we can get something meaningful done politically.
Is it comedy night already?

Do you guys think the $750 and 6 month neetbux will actually pass parliament?