/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2395 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

>Antibiotics for a virus
Why are Japs so low iq

WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT THE FUCK CONTE??????

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PUT THE HAPPENING

IM THE BAG

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haha the spambot posted numbers again xDDDD

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How bad is it in Thailand? I might have to travel there in a few days.

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This crisis just demonstrated that NEETdom is enlightened and should hold the place of utmost respect and reverence in society. Wagies don't wageslave because they "work hard" or are good people, they wageslave because they can't be alone with nothing to drown out their thoughts.

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S-stop growing Corona-chan! It's not fair!
13k in 3 months...?! Y-you hussy!!!

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Nice filename Hans

>antibiotics to prevent bacterial superinfection during a viral pneumonia
Completely standard

why are you so cucked?

i want a brown shorthair tomboy virus, gimme tomboy virus now

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Can anyone post videos of chinks dying of corona?

Lol

You latinos can't stay at home at all aren't you?

Remember the muh demographic decline meme. This could be your town every day.

Basado

Corona is a hoax.
>Get badly hurt in a car accident, be taken to hospital, go through surgery. During stay in hospital, because of weakend state, become infected with any number of viruses roaming around this particular season.
>Oh vey, let's test this patients for corona, we need to get a good report on the number of infected. Don't test for anything else because no one cares. Corona test comes back positive, +1 added to statistics. Die two days later due to injures sustained in car accident. Oh vey, corona has claimed another life, we are now at gorilion victims.
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DOES HYPERSENSITIVITY COUNT AS CORONA SYMPTOM? I JUST WOKE UP AND FEEL LIKE I WAS BEATEN WITH A CROWBAR. No coughing, sore throat or even fever, though.

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In 2020 we will see massive kicking of foreigners into theri home countries because of retards just like this.
It will begin when mass unemployements start and natives won't want to feed these leeches.

>have to
Reschedule your tranny surgery, Nigel

A bunch of Austro hungarian buildings in the center of Zagreb got damaged. Those buildings were falling apart anyway.

post yfw civilization ends

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It was an honor shitposting with you, my friends. I'm starting to coof up blood now. It's in every productive coof.

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I'm sure its fine and the hookers are offering a discount now.

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Nanachi is such a cute girl

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nigger on white girl, dark lesbo on white girl, gay white guy. Are you working in advertisement?

Anyone have the 300K image by itself? I only have this gif. Also what number would the next one be? 400K?

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I'd be careful with thai hookers, user.

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You just crave the furry boipussi, don't you?

gotta get those clicks bro

my subscribers bro

its just a flu bro

indeed

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not yet user
not yet , you must stay alive to witness the happening truly flourish

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There is a rumor that some military have been briefed on the virus, and they were told its a Chinese made bioweapon.

Spanish Flu Chan probably looked like that.

>not knowing Gary

Here you go brah

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>wake up funny feeling in throat
Unsue if it was because of me sleeping front of a dan or what.

No pain or ichyness tho, so I'm probably being paraoid here.

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Many people that contract viral pneumonia actually die of secondary bacterial infection. Spending days lying on their backs with fluid accumulating in their lungs and their immune system taking a beating allows the bacteria that’s usually present in the nose and throat to migrate into the lower respiratory tract and begin proliferating

hehe wiruz XD

The panic buying is the real happening now

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At least you have us.
Stay strong.
You do have a future to look forward to right?

Newfags. Listen up. Only one question a day if you came after thread 1500, 2 questions if you came after 1000, and before that you should understand everything by now, if not, never post again.

Ahhhhhhhhh

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>destroy the economy for something not even as bad as the flu

Stupid misleading bullshit post the 95,000 who recovered there aren't 312,000 open cases

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Grocery stores were nuts yesterday. I'm done for at least a month, probably two.

I'll never understand how or why people eat out this much or (((subscribe))) to those food delivery package things. I've gotten to the point where my cooking is almost always better than the average restaurant (certainly better than the slop they ate) and its much, much cheaper and healthier and it didnt even take that long.

This bitch is just straight up dumb and another cookie cutter LIVING ABROAD!! girl. Congrats to the Jap guy for landing a white girl (unless hes simp that she just leeches off of), although she did mention hes from California so actually fuck him.

>boipussi
???

So was this the Christmas Gift bestkorea promised us?

Daily postings from chinese social media

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Cheers

Shitpost until the very end

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>poisoning
The deadly dose is about 40g per 160pound od bodyweigjt.
Remember the video of the Nigger eating sand ?
You can expect the Nigger having done something similar with chloroquine.

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The (((media))) would really do something like that?

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I thought it was happening first

But now I realise it was just a nothingburger

In Sweden, nothing is happening, everyone is living like before. We don't even have 2 000 cases, only 20 deaths. It will be over in april.