Marvel have created new comic book heroes called snowflake and safespace

they shuld do a character called. coronachan.
coronachan mission is to kill all the weak and elderly.

All the long-established characters are fucked already. Even wolverine is fucking cyclops instead of jean grey

"a magic backpack of divine origin"

"internet gas" wtf

grandads internet gas.

Kek

It feels like a joke, like a Portlandia sketch.

Fucking savage.
Yeah 100 bullets is the only thing left untouched after the boys got kiked

OH FUCK SON
best ratio i have seen in a good while

100 bullets is so Jewish it might as well have been printed on stretched foreskins

do people still read comic books?

Watchmen is GOAT

>magic backpack

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Capeshit gonna capeshit.

that's wrong
but that's funny

Fucking Dora the food explorer and her magic backpack of hormonal defiance. Superpower on par with Kirby.

You forgot to say "turns white and whips out an semi auto"
>Pumped up Kicks play

>doo doo doo dora the diabetic explorer!

they are so fuckin bad they look like a mockery by itselves.
Not like I care about superhuero comics, but it is funny to see. let's see how Marvel sells this shit.
Can wait for the movie.
>Captain offense is on the loose!
>quick Snowflake! cry harder!
>Safe space! use your powers and get bullied for being a massive faggot. By the power of a thousand dicks!
>"with our powers combined I'm CAPTAIN SWEDEN"

Even the LGBTXYZ community see it as pandering, this will backfire spectacularly.

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>CAPTAIN SWEDEN
This was perfect! A must see no doubt!

sonichu doesn't seem so bad now, huh?

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This might actually be clever marketing if they weren't doing it wrong.
The marvel web-page which this was originally posted on has a plethora of information on classic Marvel comics, many of which I can't keep on doing this, you can keep the shekel.

Shut up and take my money!
Marvel must utilise the sheer creative and adventurous story of Sonichu.
I mean anything will be better then these new new warriors who are outlawed for being illegal vigilantes under 21, when being a vigilante is illegal anyway....

Faggots don't read comics. They'll see their reflection on the cover, give it a onions faced thumbs up, and move on without buying.

Accurate for most "comic book fans" these days...
...just say they love a character then wait for the love-action butcher-fest of the canon.

The things is, she cannot control what she pulls out. It's RANDOM.

So basically a villain is about to end her when she goes "Not so fast, take THIS villain!" and pulls out a dragon dildo!
Or a flower. Or some completely useless item.

Worst superhero ever.

The only reason they are doing it is so it can fail on purpose and say
>see we tried to make new characters and people hated it so we have to make the x-men trannies now, you left us no choice
Because they arent talented enough to make a character named manbat that fights bad guys and happens to suck his butlers dick every few issues

Safespace
For all them stolen shoes and weave

They say they love the character because they saw the Bazinga Show say it. That's it. Faggots are awful narcissistic and shallow.

Huff n Puff n Stuff, should be called
.
Pic; Pelvic Bone Woman!

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lol fuck me with a fish fork. This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

BASED

Comics are an Aryan concept. The jew usurped it.

It hurts because I know you are right...
The lazy writing in itself only shows their true intentions of virtue signalling not interested in writing a character defining story.
Peter Parker wasn't just a white straight nerd who got powers from a spiderbite (which is all these shallow people see), he was a quirky and quite witty, quick decision making extrovert in his suit which was complete parrallel to the dorky kind of quite lab assistant and photographer Peter himself was.
These new writers are too busy creating check lists and not stories. I don't give a fuck if a new hero is made, with their own story line, own strengths and weaknesses who happens to be disabled black Jew who fucks traps. As long as they have their own defining character, I don't need to know who they are attracted to on the first instance or that they are a Jew or disabled.
Fuck man, just get a story building first.

Instead "lets make Logan a Drag Queen"

The truth you say, how true it is.
"My favourite show my friend likes says iron man is cool so i am now a comic book geek"

marvel highkey playing 4D chess to call out PC culture, this shit is so blatant it’s based

I imagine a vengeful drawn superhero, created by a Marvel cuckfag and discarded dye to inpopularity, who comes to life and then starts butchering every basedboy, cuck and SJW. Oh, and she's fat and black.

There are only two superheroes with magic backpacks

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>internet gas

Ok then

They turned everyone into a nigger already. Now they need new characters

looks like they just made the most low effort shit possible to get it out there and get people buzzing about it. you fell right into their trap.

The only real use faggots have for comics is using their imagery to lure in the underaged so they can reproduce. That's the furthest their knowledge of any of it goes.

I wonder if captain sweden is gonna make an appearance

Another kike in your picture which they they don't like to mention

this. They know 200+ youtubers are gonna make 30-minute videos about MUH SJWS with their same 2015 rhetoric.

>still consooming capeshit media

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That's like watching a monk light himself on fire and telling anyone who looks that they're just falling for his sneaky monk tricks.

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For marvel its like a monk setting the monastery on fire and telling people its sneaky monk tricks. Their writers and artists have no stake in the success of the business but the employees can get attention and make broken political statements for it.

The one upside of their job is they cant get fired for being terrible at it and thats what perpetuates it.

Mfw

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This would've made sense, if it wasn't for the fact that this has been going on for well over 6 years, and they're STILL pushing this shit despite comic sales tanking (90% I think?). What sane company would allow their comic department to suicide itself?

I genuinely have no idea how they're still operating.

How do you short Marvel stocks?