China Flu

Kung Flu

Wuhan Wheeze
Shanghai Shivers
Hubei Hack
Fujian Fever

Based Chinks got rid of the boomer virus

Chinese Flu. That's what I'll keep calling it, Die Chinesische Grippe. I won't bow to chinese propaganda. It originated in China, so that's its name.

Its called the Global Citizen Cough.

Chinese
Origin
Viral
Infectious
Disease

The Asian Contagion

Ching chong chung lung

the American virus. it came from America.

>never forget pearl harbour
That one made me kek

Pooh flu.

Hong Kong Phlooey

The Yiddish Widower

Your premise is wrong. It is NOT racist.

Please kill yourself faggot.

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on second thought, Pilpul Pneumonia works better.

Ok, Ive killed myself. Now what?

>nigger faggot

America Flu

UH OH, STINKY CHINKY DETECTED!

SARS 2

>If your thread is not specifically about politics, then it does not belong on Yas Forums.

Are you the thread police or some poofter jannie wannbe?

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Italy virus

We will just call it the amerigookchinkjapmudslimepizzastreetshitterbootlickerredditgaiafagVLCebaumsworld cancer.

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I have COVID-19 and these are making me lose my breath I'm laughing so hard.

YOURE KILLING MEaaaaaaaa

Chinaids

Jap Clap

it was cool to call spanish flu spanish flu
its even cooler to call RAID the chinese flu

Yellower Fever

Lieber Plague

after the kike that got arrested for helping the chinks develop it
dr. Charles Lieber

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Crouching Viral Hidden Contagion

Rice-Lung Syndrome

kek, underrated

Sweet & Sour Phlegm Disease

Mobile Execution Virus

Wonton Whooping Cough
Char Siu Flu

Bat lung worm disease

I still very much like Winnie The Flu

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The Orange Chicken-Bat Scandal

Xi flu
Jin flu
Ping flu

I like that. It's very diplomatic.

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Haha, Pearl Harbor

>General Tso's revenge

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Chinese virus.
It's because of their communist governments monkeying around with biological weapons,
School has been cancelled, which includes universities as well.
I am currently doing my masters degree in inorganic chemistry and working part time as a demonstrator at the local university, I am supposed to finish my research in may, but it looks like I will have to extend it.
I am already fucking sick of this place.
I have lived here almost my entire life.
My father in Kuwait and I am still living here with my mum, and I hate that woman. I hate living in the same fucking space as her, because I can recall being screamed at for things I didn't even do. Now she has a fucking problem with my little brother, because he constantly goes out at night for long periods and stupid dumb cunt has over time gotten this idea that he's a junkie.
This morning my little brother was calmly talking to her and asked why she shouts at him.
Her response?
"I'll call the police." She snapped.
Although, to be fair, my little brother is complete fucking idiot sometimes because yesterday he had gone out and did not return until 1 am. And he still expects me to defend him, when I have seen and have smoked cannabis with him and my dad expects me to share the money he sent with him, when he's an undergrad in his fourth year at the same university as me.

I am living in a household with a 60 year old fucking infant and a dipshit brother who made it a habit to go out for long periods of time and doesn't seem to make an effort to save up his money.
I'm pushing fucking 30 soon!!
I Want peace and quiet.

I blame that stupid white father, three years younger than my black mother not telling her to simply shut the fuck up,

I blame my black mother, who did a shit job raising me and my brother who made no fucking effort to teach emotional control, instead spewing shit about teaching us about Tswana culture and bitch and moan on about my idiot brother.

Bat soup flu

Whats it like having a family?

>family
I screamed and my mother, then when to my room and locked it.
I tried to write in my diary, but started cutting up the pages.
Then I got up, and started scratching my head, like DIO in part 3 and then I started punching myself in the head, like the narrator from fight club, because instead of guilt, I felt stress, frustration and despair. And this feeling literally hurts like physical pain.

Now a part of my face is swollen and when I blink it hurts.
I now understand the hatred of boomer parents.

Italian Virus

I don't wanna die of Lung Pao Sicken, man

You sound like a spoilt brat. I'd kill to have a family.

The communist virus

bung lung

The Chinese Coronavirus

>have a family
Don't marry the local women.

The wuhan whacker

The beijing butcher

We know the truth. One of your own already confessed.

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CCP Bio-weapon

The nanjing assassin

The Romanian flu
Because fuck Romania

Your welcome for the buttsex.

Holocough

Chinese bat flu