/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2393 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

you know that feeling you get on a rollercoaster before the plunge. knot in your stomach. that's how this feels right now. just waiting for the other shoe to drop. I think most people are still in denial about this being the event but I've been prepared for a while.

Should I volunteer at pharmacy or local groceries for free so it would look good in my resume for my job application after the quarantine?

Bros
I don't feel so good

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I feel quite ill actually

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USA USA USA USA

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*coughs*

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Not yet we will. Step aside, Chinese thot, this disease calls for a surgeon's hands

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What don't u just put it on your resume u did it... but not actually do it ??

>being front line amidst pandemic
not gonna make it bro

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>tomorrow, not 2 months ago
>flag
A coffin. A coffin is your only option.

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I like roller coasters so this will be fun, right?
Right...?

>I feel quite ill actually
Lmao

please bost quarantine avatar template
also
>literally 10 slow fade out captchas
i remember why i dont post here anymore

>A coffin
you mean a lard tub by FEMA?

I missed the whole id2020 bill gates created corona thing. Does anyone have a copy pasta or link that explains the basic idea?

Achtung! Report all false rumors and fear mongering of coronachan zu zhe German authorities! Es ist verbot!

twitter.com/correctiv_fakt/status/1240956529509044225

His name was smitty something....

Let's see if Corona-Chan can kill all the Jews

All my usual Grindr hookups have gone silent this week. This sucks. I want dicks in my ass, and I want them now!

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S-stop growing Corona-chan! It's not fair!
13k in 3 months...? H-hussy!

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It would be justice if that lying bastard caught it, considering he has so much blood on his hands.

REMINDER: ZERO BLACK DEATHS CONFIRMED

Which countries are gonna impeach the hell out of their government after this is over? Italy will most likely do.

so uhhh how long until americans are put in fema camps and they start a civil war?

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Lady and I don't need anything essential but we went out today in our PPE just to see the grocery shelves for ourselves. Waited till just before close because we knew crowds would have already stormed and basically be gone by then. We've had 3 months of supplies by early Feb.

If not for the masks everyone would have just seen two comfy people casually rolling a buggy around loading up on luxuries like coke and chocolates. I can only image they were bewildered that we didn't seem to give a shit about the lack of meat, produce or basic staples.

I saw Xi Jinping at a wet market in Wuhan yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask himhow he cured his country so fast.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was cough but he kept cutting me off and going cure? cure? cure? and opening partially infected provinces back up in my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and heard him chuckle as I collapsed. When I came to the airport to leave the quarantine I saw him trying to walk on a plane with like fifteen bats in his hands without going through customs.
The girl in the hazmat suit was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to release lethality statistics and start testing again first." At first he kept pretending the virus was largely contained and a medications already existed, But eventually made corrections and released them to the public.
When she took one of the bats and started testing it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to test them each to "prevent any electrophoretic infetterence", and then turned around and coughed on me. I don't even think that's a word. After she tested each bat and put them in a soup and started to say the R0, he kept interrupting her by coughing really loudly.

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if this was accidentally leaked im KEKING how the elites are scrambling to deal with this

Question!

- What do they use to disinfect cars in China?
- What do they use/spray in China around EVERYWHERE?

I am looking for a good solution for the car and just in general to cover larger areas such as our warehouse, but I can't figure out what they use in China.

Thanks.

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youll fall just how german chad did

so they just gave up?

Lord help us

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So borders CAN be shut down after all. Who could have imagined.

Corona-chan is one of the good things that came out of this.

You niggers are scared of the flu and now I have to sleep at work for two weeks on a fucking air mattress.

well you have like 80% that you'll survive... unless it turns out you have any underlying disease/problem...

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I tried to warn you but Xi forced me

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you mean if it's a bioweapon?

just watch the docu it isn’t long its also wrong on all accounts since,every country is turning nationalistic instead of open to others.
that said gates is known for his culling ideas

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>believing anything china says.

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damn italy wtf

can they recover from this?

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oh fuck, dayum, thanks.
where do I get that as a pleb civilian?!

mobile.twitter.com/Alvisepf/status/1241621245805944832

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Any videos of people fainting in Italy?
China was full of those when this started.

guess dogs can get corona

Thanks Merkel that I'm allowed to pay taxes for this

Fuck off, chink.

13k people is nothing you stupid fucking faggots, it barely goes up each day more people die from literally anything else

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Honestly I'm really glad I listened to you happening fags back when this thing was still in China but you asshole were still freaking out. Said fuck it and bought a 3M mask off amazon, went to target to buy a 36 roll of TP on sell, stocked up on some stuff and a few months of nonperishables y'know JUST IN CASE, and took what little money I had out of the stock market and put it into Link, and didn't really think to much about the virus. A month and a half late it reaches the US and everyone LOSES THEIR FUCKING MIND! Panic shopping, lines wrapped around buildings fight breaking out and I'm just sitting in my apartment thinking holy shit Yas Forums was right for once.

When this is all over Yas Forums may actually end up having saved my life. Thanks you bastards.

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Corona mainly kills 80+ y.o. and blacks don't have that life expectancy.

No, wait for today’s announcement.

just die already and FUCK OFF

NO, THAT'S WRONG!
There have been multiple Italian deaths, and what are Italians but PASTA NIGGERS?!

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What docu?

bioweapon.. well think about it. its ravaging governments all over the world except china.

>be Germ
>29 years, diabetes, bald
>could live to 80 with ligh medication given the muzzies does not hack him with a macete
>get the novel sniffles while out buying new dildo for partner
>spit a lung 2 weeks later, die
>Germ gov register him as a diabetes victim
>his family cannot even ask Chinese for reparations
>Germ gov get praise once again from their own population for the great job they're doing

I've seen this often, what exactly is it based off Gary? Not trying to call you out or anything, I'm just interested to see how you arrived at those predictions.

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way too kitsch shit taste. daily death count has been rising every day

interesting vid
youtube.com/watch?v=MZ957qhzcjI

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ITS JUST A FLU FFS YOU FAGGETS

How can you confirm something if nobody is there to confirm it. If their all dead, who would know.

halp

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>pastaniggers
Lol’d

Good to hear that you joined the /comfy/ squad user

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>mfw every time I start having fun and shitposting in thread i'm reminded how bad things might come to be in a mere week or so

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>Virus hits Africa, Nigerians killed by chloroquine poisoning
So this is the power of nothing burger shills...
Rather impressive, similar to Iranians drinking themselves to death.

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Corona targets high BMI individuals.

>except china
Please tell me you’re not this fucking dense

The beachgoers seem to not mind at all that the world around them is slowly shutting down, evolving into an isolated beachfront ghost zone intended to harbor vice and hedonism, but now repurposed as a viral incubator. The contrast between the reality of the global pandemic and the fun times at the beach strikes you as absurd and sends a chill down your spine. You feel disgusted with yourself. Why did you ever come here? Is a BJ really worth a roll of toilet paper, you ask yourself.

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hmm I've been looking around eBay but their official site mention "Rely+On Virkon": virkon.com/en/news-events/news/lanxess-donates-disinfectant-to-hospitals-in-wuhan/

The last time I went to a store was at 12:30pm and all the meats, eggs and canned foods were cleared out. I did get a sad rotisserie chicken though, no one wanted that shit lol.

youtu.be/AoLw-Q8X174
you can find it all on yt

im drunk spare me

The average Italian is much whiter than the average American, Trevon.

youtube.com/watch?v=Gqy5wyBF9m4

Honestly, Japan's measures don't sound too bad.
Didn't know schools were closed, festivals postponed, hanami cancelled, etc.

I'm imagining someone yelling this while coofing their lungs out and spiting pinkish foam/phlegm.

Look at these numbers. 0(zero)% death rate for people under 30.

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Should I feel bad for pastafags after they pulled this shit?

youtube.com/watch?v=mNMdg4morQs

How long before the U.S gets to the point of pic related?

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If infected people remain infected, indefinitely, then would killing everyone who tests postitive be the only truly viable solution to end this virus?

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He's a bot, he won't answer you

Not too sure, just saved it from the earlier threads.

Now show recovery rate faguette

99% of deaths in Italy have at least 1 underlying health condition, the avg age of death is 79.5 & Italy records ALL ppl who die & have the virus to have died of the virus no matter what conditions they may have had.

shit...
well, thanks user. hope others will chime in. I am trying to find any proof if the "Virkon S" is effective at all, because I can't find anything.

youtube.com/watch?v=B5cbkovLqMQ
Good morning everyone. Anyone interesting die yet?

so is RE-INFECTION possible or not? i keep seeing multiple conflicting data

Today in Estonia, + 20
15 people in hospital

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12% of deaths in Italy had no previous conditions

>mfw

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It's a really long wait, NYC is a preview of the hell to unfold.

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Is living in Lombardy one of underlying conditions?

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Thank you

>Pierre thinks hospial care grows on trees
not surprised tbqh

>days when only /cvg/ cared
>all cheering the collapse of the economy

>all the normal wagies get laid off
>CHINA MUST PAY FOR SHUTTING DOWN OUR ECONOMY

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Why wouldn't you stay home in that case? I doubt laying on the floor in a hospital is any better.

I dont think we've yet come to terms with the implications of this happening which even to us which have been paying attention, has come on very quickly. This article in FT is terrifying and I fear I may live in a City17/North Korea type scenario by next year.
>The World After Corona Virus
archive.is/C51Pb

>i keep seeing multiple conflicting data
and you'll keep seeing it
permanent lung and testicular damage is also uncertain

To add: the average number of health conditions is 3.4 and virtually all of those are mainly caused by smoking, followed by poor diet.

I think all in all, he's done a decent job. Can't blame him for all the CCP lies. When the second wave hits them, then we'll all be happy.

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Top Kek, they should rename it to "Realistic"

Kenny Rogers died.

express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1258310/Kenny-Rogers-dead-How-did-Kenny-Rogers-die-Cause-of-death-latest

About that economy bouncing back anytime soon.....

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I mean i've wanted China to pay for everything they've done for years now, the virus is just the icing on the cake

Was importing chinks back in 2003 to make luxury items to sell back to China a good idea?

That's outdated. It's funny because you said, "Italy records ALL ppl who die & have the virus to have died of the virus no matter what conditions they may have had", which you got from an article that explains 12% had no previous conditions. Confirmation bias is one hell of a drug.

Underlying health conditions include
>bmi higher than 25
>high blood pressure
>asthma
>diabetes
That's over 60% of any population in the West

Anyone got the lost of China blocking out foreign news journalists?

I seen it yesterday but now I'm getting grilled in a group chat for suggesting it. Need the screen grab asap.

Same here.

>Mushrooms can make things that could be a cure.

youtube.com/watch?v=BlcKBKJ8uro

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>mind

Completely false. 1.2% of deaths were 80+ y.o. people with no health conditions.

lmao
Remember someone mentioning ghis and sure enough draw fag got it done!
Cheers!

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Shout out to all the ruralniggers, we swerving this shit easy.

Imagine being scared of the flu

w-what did she mean by this???

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>only 32 new cases in Austria today
Feels good having a relatively competent goverment

The wood that makes it good chicken guy?

How has Switzerland not gone to shit yet with such a high number of cases per million? Is it because it includes mild cases more accurately while Italy's doesn't?

I don't like chinks

well bmi higher than 25 is already very fucking common lmao. hell I am in that.. trying to lose weight as fast as I can tho! guess death is nice motivation.

anyone regarding this?
ie.: it seems that THIS product is not effective against COVID...

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I almost feel guilty to say it, but the fact that I'm witnessing the biggest happening WW2 is exhilarating. I find myself actively cheering it on, hoping for shit to get BAD and I feel guilty for feeling that way.

Anyone else?

So what Russian military plan to do in Italy? Anyone from Italy knows maybe?

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Germany doesn't have that retarded system & SOKO proves if you do the testing the death rate reduces to under 1%. If you import a load of chinks & then ask the citizens of your city to hug them to show you are not racist you will inevitably get a spike in infections in that area

we went from 2800 to over 3k in the past 17 hours my dude

Because they can't breathe and they have oxigen bottles there , and ICU beds if you need one.
But they don't have enough for everyone.

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>w-what did she mean by this???
GAS THE JEWS!!!

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We don't really have any data on reinfection from Europe or Iran, yet.
China says reinfection chance is 13%.
>believing chinese
They could have false negatives, that was pretty common when outbreak started. Or they can be straight up lying downplaying situation for some reason. We don't know.
And i believe 1-2 cases of reinfection were reported from Japan and Korea.

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