AUS/POL/ - ECONOMY BTFO EDITION #2

G'day lads,

>What's in the $66b second virus stimulus package
indaily.com.au/news/2020/03/22/whats-in-the-66b-second-virus-stimulus/

>Government's $66 billion coronavirus stimulus package seeks to keep businesses afloat and workers employed
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-22/coronavirus-second-stimulus-economy-federal-government/12078982

>Coronavirus live updates: Federal Government tells Australians to avoid domestic travel, reveals second stimulus package
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-22/coronavirus-australia-stimulus-live-updates-covid-19-latest-news/12078506

>New coronavirus lockdown measures are coming into force. This is what they mean for your routine
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-22/coronavirus-lockdown-what-it-means/12079242

>NSW, Victoria move to comprehensive shutdown of non-essential services amid coronavirus pandemic
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-22/coronavirus-nsw-victoria-shutdown-non-essential-services/12079124

>Western Australia, South Australia to close borders in response to coronavirus pandemic
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-22/wa-sa-set-to-close-borders-amid-coronavirus-fight/12079044

>Government's $66 billion coronavirus stimulus package seeks to keep businesses afloat and workers employed
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-22/coronavirus-second-stimulus-economy-federal-government/12078982

>Australia is easing superannuation access for those worst-hit by coronavirus. But can we afford it?
theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/mar/22/australia-is-easing-superannuation-access-for-those-worst-hit-by-coronavirus-but-can-we-afford-it

>Australians stranded in Peru asked to pay $10,000 for delayed emergency flight home
sbs.com.au/news/australians-stranded-in-peru-asked-to-pay-10-000-for-delayed-emergency-flight-home

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first for youth allowance cucks, why didnt we get doubled >.>

fuck neets!

>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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because you are a fucking child

>spend 5 years NEET then 4 years studying and finally ready to become an independant human and the economy gets deadstopped by corona chan

jej see u next year

>If you value your time, I don't think it's worth working full time for less than $45-50/hour given the increased taxes when considering the opportunity cost. That's $1500-$1700 net a week for 38 hours. Or yearly salary no less than $78 to $88k.
I'm a brainlet someone break this down for me.

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look at this retard. You don't get more money because you have to get a job to pay for all the abos on the dole

user, I don't think you understand.

2020 is going to be the largest NEET party in history.

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Waiting for the debt forgiveness.
>jubilee year pls

>Borders Hardened
>Doubling wealth of the NEET class
>Pic related

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I should just quit my fucking "essential service" job, and neet it up with the bros on Yas Forums sounds comfy as fuck

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Check out my new job, mates
Fuck Cenno and Fuck Scomo, i just wanted to work for my money like everyone else.
If it was going to be mass casualty event horrible, they would have shut the fuckin schools by now

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Let me access my super.

I'm a blue collar grub, am i going to work tomorrow? What's the go? I aint worried since I have a bit of savings, a fridge full of piss and food and a fill tank of fuel

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>tfw was a NEET for 16 years
>finally decided to get a job last year
>This happens
Fuck it. I tried. Back to NEETdom

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You're going to work tomorrow, but then never again lol

You die for the guy next to you, looking at history it was probably the same for soldiers as early as Vietnam, especially given the leftist bullshit already back then

This would be amazing. I feel like credit car debt will be forgiven so they can get people spending again once this shit is over though maybe I'm being way too optimistic.

I’ve always worked on the principle of what you would earn full time for the same job, drop two zeros, that’s your hourly rate.

I miss this son of a bitch like you wouldn't believe

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You have to be 18 years old to post here

>credit car debt will be forgiven

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

He's basically saying you should get a well paying job if you want to do full-time hours or else no job is worth it. A minimum wage job is essentially worthless right now.
Like I get $40p/h and only do like 25 a week but live better off than someone on the dole while having heaps of free time. Doing full-time at a low wage basically becomes worthless because you are just spending all your time at work.

kek, we're all gonna be neets soon

and some of those guys standing next to you are the invaders taking advantage of our disgusting system

They'll need to keep the cycle going. If people are unemployed and debt ridden they're just going to not pay or declare bankruptcy. Plus the economy will need to be stimulated by spending which people won't do without money and existing debt.
Though your reaction is probably the right one.

I'm 35 though

You got more than doubled if you're on Youth Allowance (Job Seeker), if not then switch to it.

*three zeros; two for day rate.
Too much rum....

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>we're all gonna be neets soon
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
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so i have to drop out of uni?

Dan Murphy’s employee here, our shelves are getting fucked at the moment, stock up if you need to or try go sober

After coming to here to see how the ol mother country was getting fucked, I have come to realize that there are alot of disenchanted young Aussies stuck in the grind. Have you ever considered leaving?

"For Australian citizens, the Working Holiday Maker program offers the opportunity to travel and work overseas in over 40 different countries or jurisdictions. Australian participants can generally stay for up to 12 months and undertake short-term work and study."
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for me, I have worked and lived all over the continent, and after returning to Australia to realize it really is just an economic zone with shallow culture written by google algorithms, I soon made plans to leave and never come back.

for me, I chose Norway. My home base, comfy as fuck.

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can I still get gaming mouse delivered?

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No, just drop down to part time.

WE CANT LEAVE, THE BORDER'S FUCKIN CLOSED

Yeah same. All of it, with no conditions.

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Fair question; is the postal service still running?

thank you user, exactly the kind of advice i was looking for. will call them up on mon

I'll be fine, I have a pretty good recession proof job and have a bit of sway at work to get paid corona virus leave. What should I be doing with my fortunately very secure house hold income? Should I hoard for the upcoming tough times or spread some love and spend big at local earnest businesses

None of those working holiday schemes allow you to stay after they expire

Post some /pricegouging/

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user I meant fellow soldiers. Not any random person off the street.

Aussies are niggers

That is such a bad idea.

Another Reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.

If you drop to part time study you get nothing, lol. You only get youth allowance or austudy if you're full time.

Council worker here. Fucking hoping i get sent home with full pay, pay that will be provided by the general public's rates. Thanks m8s

>recession proof
Oh sweet child. You're going to need a fucking apocalypse proof job.

You should probably save, because no matter how "secure" you think your job is, it likely is not.

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>all that snow

Jealous as FUCK. If I survive ima fly somewhere with snow for the first time of my life

>NYC is completely fucking dead
wtf anons, is it actually happening?
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"Fellow soldiers" are increasingly Muslims, trannies, women, etc.

You'd be dying in Afghanistan or Iraq to serve the interests of Israel anyway.

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>All states except QLD locking down

Lmao we're fucking dead.

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can't believe only 99.8% of the world will survive this
it's over lads

I'm fine, I have some precious metals.
>mfw lockdown closes all the coin shops

Once again proof that QLD is the most based state
That's also where the cure is going to come from, UQ are testing the treatment devised by the French team

Scomo being vague as fuck on abcnews right now

Can't believe a few thousand 80 year olds will unfortunatly drop dead, better shut down the country

Don't even think about asking for a vaccine before 2021, this shit is ages away.

Don't go outside
In 2 weeks from tomorrow all ICU beds in Australia will be full

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Why?

>Price gouging
It's just supply and demand.

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gee it's almost like the military is as rotten with diversity quotas as corporate and government are

Yeah do it.
Japan goes alright, so too leaf land. Best skiing is the alps; go all day on a single run unlike the fucking yo-yo runs around here.

he should hurry up and close the state, i dont want to go to fucking work tomorrow

The wagies need to rise up!

Yeah, it's an essential service, so still running. I think amazon orders and shit might be delayed.

SA isn't either.

>close borders but don't lockdown

derp

It's not a vaccine, it's a treatment

where did you pull this retarded graph from

There's no supply problem here. merely an availability problem.
there's about of stuff knocking about.

I won't get into specifics, but the employment in my household will be considerably more secure than the average person, but I appreciate the reply, I will probably save

I've got a fair bit of precious metals as well, coin and bullion shops have pretty much sold out of silver. What metals are you after? I might be able to point you in the right direction

Think of how much they contribute positively to the economy user.