Reminder that while you are all starving I'm gonna be staunching cunts for their tns

Fpbp
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Oi you need a loicense fer that m8

How’s my Ausi loadout?

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No gun, enjoy being under-armed compared to all of southwest Sydney.

Unless you are actually Nepali that's a meme knife.

Lmao @ all these noguns Aussie and europoor fags kekekeke

yeah nah nah nah ya facken' sikkkunt

Good luck you fucking nigger. If I see you and your shitty poofter excuse for 'gear' I'll fucking shoot you.

oi yeah fucken oath bra

fuck off queer cunt

cheers cobber, if it gets worse im gunna grab a swag n esky and be set

looken good, fuck off with tha gun tho

yeh cunt wanna square up n chop? fucken DOONG DOONG OUS OUS

Shutup you fucking nigger faggot. Kill yourself.

whats tha matter softcock? gunna shoot me? meet up OUS OUS FACKN DOONG DOONG BRUZ

hp boyz got notin on me cuz

aaaaaaaah stop shitting up the board you faggot kys or bunnings in 20 minutes

fucken oath cuz wanna fight cunt? boolaroo bunnings car parck ya facken GRONK

sooo, which one of these items is your anal toy?

if thats weed, thats the worst baggie of weed ive seen since the mexican border.

>boolaroo
fucking deliverance hick cunt

ya mum HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

not weed cunt. yeest

WHAT?

It’s a meme loadout m8

this all the posession u can take from the con boat?

I’ll do whatever the fuck I want. Can’t do that without the gun

Fpbp

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what breed of yeast cunt? if your brewing with that, enjoy your primary/secondary infections in your wort

You are going to be blinded by some boomer with a can of spray paint.

this tha shit cuz
ebay.com.au/itm/Premium-Wine-Champagne-Yeast-H2S-Preventing-Non-GMO-Home-Brew-Free-Post/283630967283?_trkparms=ispr=1&hash=item4209b919f3:g:vL4AAOSwOttcmH1w&enc=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&checksum=283630967283c821cbed8e1d4baaa575069ead7ff53f

whats a wort?

Is that a bottle of jenkem??

>Saccharomyces Cerevisiae Bayanus

the fact you actually bought that marked up re packaged bullshit is proof your retarded. all that shit has been bought in huge bricks, opened and repackaged in a non lap environment. wouldnt even use that to bake bread.

only buy yeast from legit companies who package it in thier labs, dont buy that shit from bruce on ebay you dumb cunt

>has an airlock and bung
>using a fucking 2L bottle as a carboy

6/10 troll if not your an actual retard and you should learn how to brew

Did you know smoking is bad for you?

dunno wtf thosse big words are

whats lap mean

why not

dunno what a carboy is, what m i doing rong?

i meant lab

yeast needs to be kept and stored in a sterile environment. it also needs to be packaged in a sterile environment. teh cunt you bought that from buys it in bulk bricks from the legit companies and repackages it, probably in his kitchen or his shed, which has a huge chance to contaminate it, which leads to shitty fermentation, and potentially botulism. there are strains you can do that with, mainly kviek strains, but Saccharomyces Cerevisiae Bayanus AKA ec-1118 is not one of them.

wort is the unfermented liquid

carboy is the container you ferment in

go buy some 20L containers and some rubber gromits, or go to the homebrew store and buy some proper fermenters/carboys

its worth the investment if you want to make quality homebrew

Okay, i'm gonna stop trolling and be entirely honest.

What is wrong with using an airlock and a bung? I'm only trying to make small amounts before moving onto bigger projects.

My recipe is this:
Apple juice
Sugar
Yeast
2l bottle
Airlock and bung
waiting for eight days

It deffo tastes alcoholic.

>tns
triplenigger surprise

>What is wrong with using an airlock and a bung?

nothing at all, its just confusing you would buy them and then use it on a 2L soft drink bottle. its like putting a turbo on your 50cc scooter you ride to work.

>I'm only trying to make small amounts before moving onto bigger projects.

then its perfect, much better than the balloon shit i see people do

after the 8 days, transfer it to another bottle and put the airlock back on and let it ferment for another week. after thats done, chuck it in the fridge for 2-3 days to let all the yeast go doormant with the cold and it will all fall out and the quality of your cider will sky rocket, its called a cold crash/cold crashing. will also make it look clearer as well.

also, look into kviek yeast, it has a fucking insane tempreture range, can ferment VERY good at 35 degrees, up to 40, and not produce any shit off flavours. its perfect for aussie summers. you can also collect the yeast slurry from the bottle of your fermenter, and dry it out and store it in the freezer without worrying about it getting infected, the shit is insane. that means you can buy 1 sachet of yeast and use it for around 5-10 brews which saves you cash

add a bit of fruit, feeds the yeast

the cider has enough nutrients in it for what hes making

>afraid of respiratory disease
>better stock up on cigarettes

why? because you were too dumb to prepare lmao? i bet you were a 'it's just a bad cold' fag too haha

Kangaroo Jacking people for their shit. LOL

Thanks fren. I appreciate it.

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Yeh nah cunts r fukd ayyy

fuk off gronk

HAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Get farked ya money grubbin' dog cunt.

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OP irrevocably BTFO! /thread

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your mum feeds the yeast

Australianfags are the best, never change

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Lol none of you have a brick on a chain.

>tfw bogan-abbo faggot rocks up to my rye bread, onions milk, veggie juice, canned tune and low-carb protein bar stash, and realises he'd rather stave inside a Macca's skip than eat anything I have

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Get fucked i’m undefeated at Bunnings cunt. Loser has to buy snags

what the fuck are you doing with your rear sight dude

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Fbpb fucking rekt

fucken a bro. Do not under estimate the power of thr boomerang. Not that one though.

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its the thing on the end of your nose you witch.

I made 20L of apple "wine" once using some leftover safale 05 yeast. Holy fuck, easily the worst hangover ive ever had. Dont recommend.

you can join my road warrior gang, except there's no poofters in this one, unlike the Mad Max one.
I'm planning on catching gooks, and trading them as slaves/food to the Abo clans up North. Gonna have a tasmanian devil called Drongo as a pet. Gonna feed it roids to get it swole.

You'll get a dirtbike for starters, but after the probation period you'll get a dune buggy with a machine gun on the roll cage

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go hard bro. just safe distance and wash your hands. mad cuntz

Rare

Is that a Kangaroo rape starter kit?

Is that pedo art on your box of smokes?

>Reminder that while you are all starving I'm gonna be staunching cunts for their tns
What does this mean in English?

nah cunts, thats durry packing in aus

why do you have a bottle of semen

Shooting the newly imported 198gr Bear Subs? They run fantastic in mine.

eetswa

fuggen oath burz

Your house looks derro as fuck

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"head smasha" LOL

Many years ago, my bogan mate was convinced this wog cunt stole his metallica t-shirt, so when the wog came over with mutual friends to smoke bongs, my mate tied him to a chair and beat him nearly to death with a metre long length of 25mm diameter orange electrical cable that he kept as a weapon and called "wog basher".

Turns out the wog didn't even take it, his missus threw it out LOL

He went on the run to India and hid in an ashram for over a fucking year, and when he came back to Oz he found out the cops hadn't even been looking for him at all LOL