Emergency UBI. When?

Rent is due in 10 days. Many of us are gonna be absolutely fucked unless something happens.
At least $1,000 monthly until this crisis is over. Keywords: UNTIL CRISIS OVER. Not some one time payment that just delays the fucking.

I'm a bartender in California and I just lost my job. Fucking loved that job. Bars aren't open anymore. Restaurants are also all closed down. People are being forced out of work by this shutdown. It's just all too much at once.
Emergency UBI. When?

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Do you not have savings?

Never gonna happen. Enjoy "freedom," soon it'll just be the freedom to starve

Lol americans live paycheck to paycheck. Muh shekels

corona virus won't kill you, it will attack your immune system leaving you vulnerable to other shit
like pre-existing conditions but especially cancer and lifestyle diseases, it will be a long agonizing road of death not some quick swoop

Some faggot in another thread dates a legit whore and is shilling anons to go fuck her.
Are you at that level yet? If not stop complaining

the crisis will never be over. the crisis is manufactured. you think youre a slave now? lmao just wait dude

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Lol poorfag. When I signed the lease I just paid for 3 months. So whenever I paid the rent it would be 3 months ahead. You stupid fags can't into financial responsibility deserve everything coming to you. Oh and trumpbux are for people who pay taxes only, so get rekt Tyrone.

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aren't you paying attention? there is a 60 day freeze on interest, foreclosures, and evictions. More time can be added later if needed. We're also getting the due date to file taxes pushed back until July 15 and we're getting some cash assistance as soon as Pelosi quits blocking it in the House. relax.

is this photo-shopped?

You don’t have savings? Retard. Waiter bartender myself and have a year worth of savings. Unemployment checks will keep me floating for another year. Stupid fuck learn how to save

Wait, it's that real?

user people with kids who are lower middle class live paycheck to paycheck.

an overwhelming majority of americans have less than $1000 in savings

Lol fuck off. I have a little saved, but most people I know have nothing. I'm mostly worried for others not just myself.

Do you really believe it won't happen? I am genuinely worried for people I know and love

I'm not as much worried about the virus as I am societal collapse.

what is there to lmao about? You are here with me.

I pay taxes lol

Maybe they should've waited until they were better off financially to undergo one of the largest financial burdens that a modern american can undergo.

Wait no, Shaniqua got knocked up by her baby daddy.

it doesnt matter if you do when everyone else doesnt. everyone needs money to flow through the economy. poverty and unemployment should be treated like a virus as well, it spreads from a singularity as money flow evaporates around it

I’m out of work too, I have an interview at Target on Monday

>t. licensed CPA

>You are here with me.
not for very long lmao

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check redpilled and based

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Evictions are frozen in many states. Even if they weren't, good luck finding a judge to sign evictions right now during lock down it would cause much unrest.

Courts aren't even going to look at your eviction requests until at LEAST early May, and even that's probably too early.

Dude, every bar and restaurant is closing. Anything that isn't a huge chain is most likely going out of business completely. In the past few days ALL staff has been let go.

Yes, thank you.

>he isn't sitting on at least 3 months worth of savings
I might not even get laid off. Even if I do I'm still in a better position that you lmao

>tfw I handed in my notice at the start of the year to go backpacking
>tfw borders are now closed
>tfw six-figures in savings and nothing to spend it on
I didn't choose the NEET life, the NEET life chose me

Im gonna check these nice 4s

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>baby's first happening
also take your meds schizo

>Oh and trumpbux are for people who pay taxes only
wrong.

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Evictions might be frozen but doesn't this just mean the Rent is going to keep piling up.
How will people go from not having work and zero income to having to pay three times their rent in three months?

Just tell your landlord you lost your job and can’t make rent because of Corona. They won’t be able to evict you, and they won’t even try, California courts never side with landlords. Niggers get away with years free. If a nigger burns the building down, you have to pay for their hotel. I own buildings in Cali, it’s a nightmare. The courts side with niggers and trash every time. So you, hardworking, honest white man who will miss rent one time because of a pandemic, have nothing to fear.

Caring about other people? Isn’t that how your shithole state cali is so fucked? Jamal isn’t going to show any empathy when he breaks down your door looking for food and cigs. Die like a retard

Yeah believe it or not, I care about the people I've been working with for years who all just lost their income for doing nothing wrong other than live in a state that shuts down all public businesses.

Is it a common sentiment in america that you hate your countrymen and would prefer to see them starve rather than help them? And, if so, do you think nationalism, or even any kind of patriotic national cohesion is possible in america? I don't.

>I own buildings in Cali
Scum

>the youth should wait until financial security in their mid-thirties or early-forties before having kids. The birth rate is nothing to worry about, economy is God

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I understand what you're saying but this is my main concern with that I just wanna work and pay my rent, man. This would all be so different if I was fired from my job for fucking up or something. This was all totally out of my control, as it is for most others

I truly wish the best for everyone, and it's sad to see that isn't the case for many out here. Example: people price gouging each other on masks or sanitizer or fucking toilet paper. It's evil

How is you and your Jansport relevant to this in any way

One of the downsides of living on a mutt country is having zero unity of social cohesion, so when times get tough we all fight each other for toilet paper and gasoline

Holy shit is that real? That cat has moves!

That's why I'm fearing societal collapse more than anything. If these people don't get paid soon, they're gonna start robbing and killing each other.

Next time vote for the candidate that meets your needs and is rational or else deal with being a whiney bitch who doesn't vote

Lrn 2 surive it's in your code awake friend follow the light

ok thanks

Yes it is a real gif

Oh you mean like how Clinton would have saved us? Is that what you're saying?

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I got 10k
eat shit faggot

You think you're safe? The poors are gonna eat you.

just go with the flow bro youll just fine the way bro just ride it out for a year or two bro you'll be fine bro oh wait you need food and water? just...just get them bro

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who cares about impending chaos.
get out there and shine your light bro

Holy shit, is that real?

Yes, it's a cat/kangaroo hybrid the Japanese made

Mate, our Govt just announced unemployment benefits for all those who lose their jobs and now our two most populous states have decided to shit down all non-essential services without providing a timeframe, however they keep referring to being prepared for six months, the economy will be dead by then.

Aren't you a republican? Grab those fucking bootstraps you motherfucker and quit holding your nigger hand out

Shutting down all essential services means 80% unemployment. These people will become hungry, then violent.
Not sure why others in this thread think they will be safe. It will come for us all.

You're either doing a bit or you're a heartless fuck. Either way, it's your world that's gonna end too.

This right here, when's the last time a republican hasn't been in office for a recession, war or other catastrophic bullshittery

>UBI
No one should be paid for doing nothing.

Imagine being a cucked retard living in a high rent city

I'm a nurse, guaranteed good money and I'm a Democrat so I vote for the party that doesn't constantly bring on recession and not support social safety nets. I also have savings and a nearly paid off home in a nice white neighborhood in Texas... You know the state where everyone owns a gun. I'll be fine sport. I'm sure pols meme magic will guide you losers through though

>Rent is going to keep piling up.
This is the real problem. It's not what is happening today that is the concern, it's what happens afterwards. 50 million evictions all at once will wreck the economy. Anons that can't into reality will be crying like faggots a month from now when they lose their jobs permanently because the economy crashes for real.

How did they made that cat dance like that hahahahah what the hell

Don't pay rent buy food instead. Fuck the parasitical landlords.

Are you have female with boobs or gay?

Don’t worry. Trump has got you covered, he has everything under control, remember this is just a move in 4d chess and you are a pawn , you can’t see the bigger picture, oh wait , you’re a working class boy from California. YOU ARE FFFUUUCCCKKKEEEDDD

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>At least $1,000 monthly until this crisis is over. Keywords: UNTIL CRISIS OVER.
Who the fuck are you making demands of? Do you think you have politicians that represent you? Do you think you have a political body that gives a fuck if you end up homeless? What planet are you living on?

We have a culture of Protestant Work ethic. Its tough love to get them moving and saving, you just ruin them if you indulge it.
I garintee 89% of the people worried have big screen TVs and other frivolities that that could have waited on to store a nest egg. But they wanted to play now and suffer later instead of suffer now an play later.

>a nice white neighborhood in Texas
Fucking kek, tell us how that works out for you.

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>wondering the same thing
>going to be pissed if i get evicted or go into debt over this while jews pump trillions into stock market
>began working on my immune system today so i can survive it
>if i get it i'm going to coof on every rich person i see
>tfw zoomers were right all along

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This is true, the economy isn't even at fucked yet

OK so open all the public "non essential" businesses like stores and restaurants back up and give the jobs back to everyone who just lost them.
Did you even read the post, dumb fuck?

Imagine being a smug prick who thinks societal collapse won't make it's way to your front door.

When this falls apart you'll quickly realize how right you were that everyone around you owns a gun. You won't even have to wait until your neighbors get hungry. Where you live all they need to know is that you didn't vote for Trump.

By God, you are the only person in here who fucking gets it.

And you're from... Catalonia? Shut the fuck up memeflag

More than half of the population will be facing stacks of unpaid bills and eviction. You really have no idea what horrors await, do you?

>have big screen TVs
And no family, are unmarried and will never be able to own a house. But fuck'em, they're living high because they have nigger tech to distract them from their complete lack of future.

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Lmao. I feel like I'm poor until I remember how shitty others are at budgeting.

>garintee

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