I bought 1000 ramen as my whole prep stash. last for 3 years. why do people say this is bad for prep...

I bought 1000 ramen as my whole prep stash. last for 3 years. why do people say this is bad for prep? pack of ramen + vitamin youre guaranteed to survive

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sounds like a great plan OP, genius actually, imagine how much money people could save if they followed this diet every day. you should tell your family to do the same.

Enjoy uncooked ramen when electricity is gone fucktard

>youre guaranteed to survive

But at what cost? Your fucking humanity???

The amount of sodium...

Uncooked ramen is just fine you fucking pussy

They taste fantastic but aren't they just salt and fat?

Survive long enough to fuck your sister and kill your mother. I know I would certainly snap if I was forced to eat that shit EVERY DAY.

>he doesn't break up the ramen and sprinkle the flavor on the pieces and eat them like chips
Fucking loser. OP, my dumbass partner had this idea and had I let them, this is what our prep would be right now. I'm sure of it. All to save some shekels like the crypto kike they are.

Yeah, if you like getting worms, you gross pig. I suppose you eat your meat uncooked too? Dumb faggot.

anyone who does this is clearly a chink and has no humanity to begin with.

Shit's prepackaged. Are you cooking ramen that you find out of a garbage can you fucking crackhead?

I bought food I like to eat anyway so Incase of nothing burger I just eat normally through the beginning of the depression

You do know they fry it then it goes straight into the package, right? It's not raw. You must be 18 to post here, man. Gtfo, underage b8.

Ramen is the most unhealthy food invented on earth. Good luck trying to survive on that garbage food

You gonna age like raw milk bruh.

Holy shit you are dumber than a literal cave man.

>you can starve to death or eat some textured vegetable protein
>you decide to starve to death
>another stupid person bites the dust

I just brought six egg laying chickens but I guess gross ramen is a pretty neat way to prepare as well

If only there was some sort of magical technology that let us boil water without electricity.

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You can burn dry ramen as fuel to cook the other pack

It really is. Cheap and calorie dense for what it is. If it's gross then you'll be disinclined to eat through your reserves, though you should like it someone to rotate your stock out for maximum shelf life in the event of an emergency.

because they want chunky soups and shit and don't get that it's not about luxury but survival

how to feed the chickens user

you people eating nothing but ramen are dumb as fuck

ive got burgers and potatos and vegetables and chicken

and you're eating ramen

are you fucking kidding me
you fucking lost the (food) game

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I guess it's food but malnutrition would eventually hit you if you only ate this.

Looool, when we went to the store after Trump said we are in (another) national emergency, everything but the campbells chunky was wiped out.

you will die from kidney failure. you dumb fuck.

i think a selection of different pastas and some canned sauces and some rice and beans would diversify your collection without increasing cost significantly.

also you overestimate the bioavailability of multivitamins. they are intended as a supplement and not as a longterm replacement. the nutritional science around whether or not some of those vitamins even work is still kind of up in the air. its a good idea to have them but not to rely on them alone.

also fats and proteins. carbs and salt arent the only macronutrients you need

i love you, user

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Wew. Imagine thinking you need electricity to boil water.

over 3 months of food is overkill for a prep stash, unless you have a fallout shelter

Enjoy all that MSG eating giant, or in your case small, holes in your brain, newfag. I don't think you've thought this one through.

>youre guaranteed to survive
You will die by shitting.
Death by diarrhea

give them omelets

Yes they are, OP is fucking retarded.

salt nigga
S A L T

>salt is a macronutrient
Absolute cringe.

Did a single person in this thread point out OP will die of rabbit starvation? Probably not. Fucking joker zoomers.

Just use half of the seasoning packet. The sodium is ridiculous in these things.

Actually rabbit starvation is lack of fat, OP will die from lack of protein or at the very least shrivel.

Bubba you're not gonna make it
Beef/chicken powder on empty calorie noodles. For your anniversary you can splurge on shrimp flavor. His does one become such a chub

Need some protein with the noodle soup

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ramen is ~150 cal a package. Multiplied by 1000 is 150,000. Lets say you eat 10 packages of ramen for a cool 1500 calories a day, you have 100 days worth of food, minimal nutrients, enough salt to pickle an elephant and sphincter shattering diarrhea a week into your survival. Fantastic shopping you darwinist.

rice is healther than ramen desu.

No it's 390 a pkg.....

Would work if you're 18. Any functioning adult human would probably stock up on something with a better backbone though - rice, noodles, wheat.

... is fine

Two servings per pack right?

Cont.
Personally I'd stock up on non processed foods. Honey, pickled foods, rice, dried fruits. All these will last hundreds of years if stored right

>ramen
Just say noodles you fucking weaboo faggot.

they go rancid in a month... shit's fine as a short term prep but fuck eating it past that.

>SARS-CoV-2 is gonna target infrastructure next

do you even know how food works?

all that sodium.

I suggest you find a good power/weight ratio concentrated weight training program and a good water filter. If you don't you're probably going to die.

Sodium will be worth it's weight in gold if shit really does hit the fan. OP would be smart to only use half the packets and ration the rest.

you don't need to feed them if you have safe area outdoors for them. they'll grab insects and whatever.

>tfw the virus infects the local substation and spreads through the power outlets

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>Enjoy uncooked ramen when electricity is gone fucktard
Someone post the cave paintings for how to cook Ramen without a microwave.

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bro you went full retard

Ramen has almost no nutritional value. Its just low quality carbs and sodium. Thats it.

This shit tastes like trash i don’t get the hype

Excceve amounts of sodium ,processed onions product.

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I know you have vitamins but it's still better to supplement the ramen with some veggies and meats as well. Chickens might be a nice investment for eggs

Lmao. Enjoy your tumors and cancers after using and rationing ramen packets as a viable sodium source.