/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2391 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

>bought a bunch of cringey shit I could never justify buying without a pandemic
>2kg of pussy and ass modelled off a JAV idol's holes
>type 81 rifle and 2500 rounds of ammo
>one of those bear onesies that lain wears
>ceramic plates armor, plate carrier, mag pouches
Thank you Corona-chan for giving me excuses to buy things I actually want

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i miss gary

Who else /short/ stocks?

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The rate of increase is decreasing in all of Europe
It’s over
No new cases in Europe by mid april, maybe earlier
World pandemic happening cancelled
It’s becoming a us domestic issue now

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maybe

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Chinklet has his eyes like he's already aiming

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1201971219303285
>In the winter seasons from 2013/14 to 2016/17, an estimated average of 5,290,000 ILI cases occurred in Italy, corresponding to an incidence of 9%.

>More than 68,000 deaths attributable to flu epidemics were estimated in the study period.

>Italy showed a higher influenza attributable excess mortality compared to other European countries. especially in the elderly.

thelocal.it/20180119/italy-worst-flu-season-in-14-years
>Nearly 4 million people in Italy sought treatment for the flu in recent weeks, the highest number of cases since 2004.
>There were some 832,000 flu patients between January 8-14th, according to the National Health Institute’s virus monitoring service, making a total of 3,883,000 cases since September 2017.
>“The spread of the influenza virus this year is very intense, higher even than the pandemic of 2009-10 and comparable only to the 2004-5 season,” said Antonino Bella, one of the institute’s specialists in infectious disease.

telegraph.co.uk/global-health/science-and-disease/have-many-coronavirus-patients-died-italy/
>But Prof Ricciardi added that Italy’s death rate may also appear high because of how doctors record fatalities.

>“The way in which we code deaths in our country is very generous in the sense that all the people who die in hospitals with the coronavirus are deemed to be dying of the coronavirus.

why are people still pretending it's real?

Feinstein

Guys the virus didnt meet my expectations of happening levels. So many countries are beating it. Only a few are getting clobbered.

That's why the government is advising social distancing among other things. That's what we've been trying to explain to you guys since the start.

It's not just about deaths. It's mainly about exceeding health care systems' capacity.

I wanted something to happen. Life is short and miserable and there's nothing to look forward to other than the inevitable death that God refuses to grant me despite my begging every night.

Stop being pussies

fucking park is packed with kids playing. japan got so lucky you wouldnt even know the happening is happening

that commment and that chart....nearly every other country.

>2 kilograms worth of rubber pussy
B A S E D
also what's the website?

>the inevitable death that God refuses to grant me despite my begging every night.
too pussy to suicide?

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>Guys the virus didnt meet my expectations of happening levels. So many countries are beating it. Only a few are getting clobbered.
He doesn't know about the second wave

Why are governments so god damn fucking stupid?!?! If you're announcing quarantine or lockdown, you have to do so out of nowhere and catch people off-guard. why do we keep giving these people DAYS worth of warning before locking them down?

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Life is short but Hell is forever

Because the happening is cancelled
See

I don't like the chink government but the people didn't deserve it F

>country going into lockdown

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Yup shut em down and weld them into place

except for the fact that

HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE
AZITHROMYCIN
WELL UNDERSTOOD
MASS PRODUCED
COMPASSIONATE USE CLAUSE
CURES IN 10 DAYS

IT'S OVER

already debunked:
>"i-it hasn't cured America yet" not even a week has passed since the study was published (not an argument)
>"killer 2g" is 10 TIMES THE RECOMMENDED DOSAGE OF 200mg
>fauci's "it's not a prophylaxis" literally means it's not prevention, THIS SAYS NOTHING ABOUT IT NOT BEING A CURE
>"only 6 patients in the study" ALL 6 WERE CURED
>>"one relapsed" after ONLY THE FIRST ROUND out of 6, the treatment isn't bunk
>>"one died" ON DIFFERENT TREATMENT
>32- and 65-year-old drugs are NOT experimental drugs
>H's retinopathy sometimes caused after 5 years of use or 1000g taken in one sitting (recommended dose is 200mg), neither applicable
>A's heart issues are extremely rare

mediterranee-infection.com/hydroxychloroquine-and-azithromycin-as-a-treatment-of-covid-19/

>more studies
chloroquine: archive.is/w2VDD
chloroquine: ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1232869/
remdesivir/chloroquine: ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7054408/
azithromycin: erj.ersjournals.com/content/45/2/428
chloroquine: jstage.jst.go.jp/article/bst/advpub/0/advpub_2020.01047/_pdf/-char/en
NY begins using hydroxychloroquine: msn.com/en-za/news/other/new-york-begins-testing-chloroquine-on-coronavirus-patients/ar-BB11wfe3
recommended treatments: koreabiomed.com/news/articleView.html?idxno=7428

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Live the life Leafag. While you still can.

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>decreasing in Europe

Europe reports once a day and it’s still night/early morning here. wait til mid afternoon CEST

They are so retarded

I'm doing the same thing when I get Trumpbuxx. Sex dolls, guns, lots of alcohol.

We dont wanna die, we just wanna see fireworks. The most exciting life I can think of is one where you get to sit safely on the sidelines and watch all of human history unravel.

The 2000s are boring compared to the last 4 or 5 centuries.

Were just obsessive watchers. And we wanna see what happens next as long as we can. The more exciting the better.

Corona Joe has infected this thread!

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NUKE CHINA

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BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just want my BAT SOUP with 3 dipping sauces all delivered by door dash!!!!

GIVE ME MY BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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> Forsynthia but IRL

what is with that pic ahahahahahaha fuck you

And the second wave will be brutal exactly because of the lockdowns.

In all seriousness this is even more evidence that this was pre-planned and released to drive people in while the storm happens. Shills BTFO.

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twitter.com/CMichaelGibson/status/1239718351573843973
>Overall, masks produced a 3.4 fold (95% CI 1.8 to 6.3) reduction in viral aerosol shedding.
twitter.com/RealYeyoZa/status/1241287149938507777

why aren't masks mandatory yet?

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Dude will you shut the fuck up we aren't hospital doctors we get it

Shill doctors are saying no...

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>inb4 you are broke with a cold

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Literally found it on amazon.

amazon.ca/dp/B00TLNF9CG/ref=pe_3034960_233709270_TE_item

frens around the world, we will get through this together! be safe, be smart, be clean!
godspeed you glorious faggots!

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,054 (3,261) Italy 53,578 (4,825) United States 26,892 (348) Spain 25,496 (1,381) Germany 22,364 (84) Iran 20,610 (1,556) France 14,459 (562) South Korea 8,897 (104) Switzerland 6,863 (80) United Kingdom 5,018 (233) Netherlands 3,631 (136) Austria 3,024 (8) Belgium 2,815 (67) Norway 2,167 (7) Sweden 1,770 (20) Canada 1,328 (19) Denmark 1,326 (13) Australia 1,286 (7) Portugal 1,280 (12) Malaysia 1,183 (9) Brazil 1,178 (18) Japan 1,054 (36) Turkey 947 (21) Israel 883 (1) Ireland 785 (3) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Luxembourg 670 (8) Pakistan 645 (3) Thailand 599 (1) Chile 537 (1) Poland 536 (5) Ecuador 532 (7) Greece 530 (13) Finland 523 (1) Iceland 473 (1) Indonesia 450 (38) Singapore 432 (2) Slovenia 383 (1) Philippines 380 (25) India 332 (5) Peru 318 (5) Bahrain 310 (1) Russia 306 (1) Egypt 294 (10) Hong Kong 274 (4) Mexico 251 (2) Panama 245 (3) Lebanon 230 (4) Argentina 225 (4) Iraq 214 (17)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +46 (+6) United States +2,685 (+46) South Korea +98 (+2) Malaysia (+1) Philippines +73 (+6) Colombia +14 (+1) Austria +32 Norway +3 Australia +214 Thailand +188 Mexico +48 Argentina +67 Armenia +30 Serbia +17 Uruguay +25 Lithuania +6 New Zealand +14 Georgia +5 Uzbekistan +1 Honduras +2 Aruba +3 Eswatini +3…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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>Live the life
Aaaargh me maties, it's me, blue balls the Pirate, Aaaaargh

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>DOJ IS ASKING FOR THE ABILITY TO INDEFINITELY DETAIN PEOPLE DURING A CRISIS.
This was the plan all along then, this is why our response has been half-assed

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He's been missing

Lol who is gonna pay their rent when you can't get evicted anyway, trump bux are for weed, liquor, and guns.

why buy a loose onahole when you can buy a loli onahole.

someone post based black man in florida calling out the old white woman

Flipfags here how's your situation today?

Dont die

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This is to dissuade asymptomatic people from traveling to the state in advance. This makes it easier to change plans, alleviating the burden on everyone.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/I just want my BAT SOUP with 3 dipping sauces all delivered by door dash/

it's not over.

there are so many cases and even when only a handfull of infected made it through the quarantive it will all start again.
not to mention (self-)reinfection possibility etc.
not to mention all the niggers that are floating to europe and reinfecting the areas that have been rid of it again...

asymptomatic spread is a really annoying bitch...

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Imagine how amazingly exciting that would be. A reverse coup against the deep state by the White House, DOJ, and Generals.

Lol

Post ufw you are bloodtype O(-)

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>Germany 22,364 (84)
Nothingburger flu

youtube.com/watch?v=cetTZ7ZP4V4
you can include these god damn long ass trains loaded with tarmored vehicles and tanks

>DON'T TRY DRUGS ON DYING PEOPLE TO TRY AND SAVE THEIR LIVES WITHOUT TESTING IT FIRST
kill these people