It looks like Germany peaked this Friday

Other Western European countries such as Austria, Denmark, Norway and Finland also seem to have the virus under control now.

Crisis over by Easter Sunday?

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it cant be, how the fuck did Germany handled this so fucking well

Have they shut down travel within the Schengen area? If not, then it's just begun.
Can't forget all the migrants going back and forth

They're afraid of their economy imploding, so they're going for plan B: fabricating the numbers and letting everyone contract it.

>tactically posting the night time graphs with only partial updates to make it seem like it's getting better
for the past week the john's hopkins graph has looked like pic related at night
immediately when all the important people wake up in the day time, it updates and looks like a standard graph of exponential increase

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To add: this is a HUGE gamble, since there's hardly any upside to this - if shit gets worse Merkel's credibility is gone. No idea why they would follow the China playbook on this.

the happeningfags btfo once more

it was just the flu all along

Lockdowns, Rigorous testing, tons of coherent information for the masses.

We are Japan/Singapore without masks.

The rate of increase is decreasing
This is what happening subhumans refuse to see
It’s over

Germany has not peaked, and youre going to silently act like you never posted this after you're proven wrong

Is that true for the US as well?

No, my graph cuts off for the full day, ... and you can see by the total numbers right now that it’s slowing in Germany.

Just look at how fast America passed us in the stats... we have peaked, our measures are working. Soon the recovered number will spike.

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They will just hold back the numbers and let them pile up and then have a big day where they report 15 000 at once like China and hope no one notices.

Germany's numbers are as credible as China's numbers.

>refugees
>rape crisis
>terror attacks
>coronaviris

Wir schaffen das.

Meanwhile the country is burning.

Until you guys realize that as soon as you guys lift measures it comes roaring back like a backdraft flame.

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Germany has peaked, Austria is 2 days ahead of us and the peak is even clearer there.... despite thrj doubling testing per day since Friday to be more rigorous in detections.

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No.
But it is in Europe
The us will be the epicenter of the pandemic, maybe after that Africa and Latin America

Kek naw dude it might have just been a Saturday. We'll see what Monday brings. Besides the diagnostic capacity may be at max soon so confirmed diagnosis won't tell us much about the infection rate anymore cus we'll start prioritise diagnostics to sick people

Everywhere else is slowing down

Latest bar is always unfinished on a time graph

hahahah america number 1.

suck it!

>Until you guys realize that as soon as you guys lift measures it comes roaring back like a backdraft flame
It doesn’t come back if you keep borders closed. We are 2-3 weeks behind South Korea... our situation looks very much the same.

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>Japs have very low death rate
>krauts have very low death rate
>wops die like flies

Italy is the retard of the Axis once again.

We just need to keep our borders shut for 2, 3 or 20yrs and we’ll be fine.

Nope

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The rate of increase may begin to go down now that big social distancing measures are being introduced like bars and clubs being closed. Even if the rate goes down a bit, if it continues to infect steadily even in the face of such measures, it will continue to be a huge pain.

Italy currently has a 9.0% mortality rate

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The biggest peak passed
It’s going to become seasonal
In other words: a nothing burger
Like the flu
It’s over
Cope

We haven't even begun to peak user,

And when we do peak, the whole fucking world will feel it.

>now that big social distancing measures are being introduced like bars and clubs being closed
We have introduced those over 10 days ago...

just wait for this shit to go crazy over here, our libshit government has not been able to handle this at all

America doesn’t want to peak, all your spring breakers are infected.

i think us and Brasil are in for the long ride though

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Looks like you don't understand that image, those peaks are only occurring because of lockdowns, which means there would be cycles of 2-month lockdowns with 1 month off for the next year and a half. Have fun.

>why does a country with larger population get more cases?
Why do idiots like this get access to the internet?

numbers are Shit
- not testing ppl with mild symptoms
- testing takes roughly 3-4 days
- numbers are updated only twice a day

We test a shitton, 97% of our tests come back negstive.

>a deadly flu that comes from time to time to absolutely rape us all
the world is never going to be the same, is it?

If that was a good comparison then America wouldn't have surpassed our number of cases this quickly

...

its easily treatable with a hugely available malaria medication and zinc + vitamin C so expect that to catch on like wildfire around the world, and then a vaccine will be developed

why do you think the niggers in africa weren't getting rekt? they eat anti-malarials all the time

Most are probably asymptotic and don’t want to hang around old people

Fuck Chinkland. I say you Germans get a head start on taking care of them and Charles Lieber

Best of luck to Germany, Austria and the nordic bloc.

Lombardy had a drop in new cases for a few days before the number of cases exploded for 3 days in a row. Don’t get cocky, it could get worse in Germany too

That's a fucking terrible graph

Thank, going all in on the stockmarket Monday morning.

All covid cases placed in ovens

>under control
top lel
Finland abandoned testing week ago
schools open for 1-3 graders
daycare open
bars open
ski resorts open

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We dont really have control. Massive lockdown have killed economy. No telling how long it will last. Retards still running around infecting people. We are the next Italy. You can reclaim the land in a 100 years or so.

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That’s an old picture

>It looks like Germany peaked this Friday
They hit their peak level of testing

How many tests were conducted?

we as in the Germanic nation, das Vaterland

i hope you're right user, im not much liking the happening desu, I can't even sleep anymore

>believing your unfuckable lardass
I don't trust China, Hong Kong, Thailand, South Korea, Weebistan & Germany.
All of these countries have proven to be censorship prone nations, and the populace is too cucked to stand up against them.
If I were to pick a country that has no choice but to tell the truth it's probably France

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If only the US had social democratic policies like these countries and healthcare wasn't tied to the employers that are laying off millions....

kek

Because sauna kills the virus.

160k this week, 300k planned next week.

Cope
It’s over
Nothing burger status

As many as died from 9/11 died from Corona yesterday

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>A decline after 1 day during a global pandemic
>Seems to be under control
No m8. It's called containment, the problem with containment is you need to keep containing it. It's still there, you're going to have to fight it at some point.

yes it's over

only problem is to not wait to long until we let life continue.

this lock-down is strangling our culture and economy.

Source?

Explain it to me, so basically apart from Italy everything everywhere looks sort of manageable. Meanwhile Italians are already clamouring for gibs...

WE'RE GONNA TAKE OFF LIKE A ROCKET SHIP, BELIEVE ME, LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE

>It looks like Germany peaked this Friday
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You naive stooge. That just means you had a hickup in your testing capacity. Nothing more.

Look closer, yesterday’s numbers were lower than every day for 5 days now. The uptrend is broken, also called “a peak”.

And we have seen this with all civilized countries with people who have self control - Singapore, Japan, Korea, Austria, China etc.

The countries were shit is out of control are the undisciplined ones... Iran, Italy, Spain,... America?

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FUCKING NO I WANT ANOTHER MONTH OF COMFY HOME OFFICE GOD DAMN

Austria needs 10 more days until you can return to normal, as long as you build an Iron Curtain towards infected countries surrounding Austria.

> They do not tests dead people.
Merkel doesn't care, she said one german equals one pajeet. So she doesn't give a fuck about germans she knows a million pajeets is ready at the border to replace them.

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Fucking this.

>virus under control
>peaked
Stop OD'ing you filthy fucking kraut.
Peak is seen after a week, not a fucking day.
24 hours with less reports happened here as well plenty of times.
Also go fuck yourself.

>Explain it to me, so basically apart from Italy everything everywhere looks sort of manageable.

Italians are screwed because they couldn’t contain the infection early on. In the Italian kisses, embraces, handshakes and discussion society, the virus spread unhindered. And tests then started to lag behind... with a spike in old cases their healthcare system got overwhelmed. PLUS, Italy until yesterday had a serious problem with lockdown skippers (saying they jog or walk).

In other words, Italy got screwed due to timing, response, capacity and their societal response.

why you being meany

Dumb meatball nigger. You have had more die in a day then we have in total so far.

They just told Brits that all elderly, people with severe prior illnesses, pregnant women and people with asthma should prepare to stay indoors for AT LEAST 12 weeks.

Because the user is an asshole, clearly.

Ah yes, overconfidence of the kraut.

One data point is not enough to claim a break in the trend.

Yes, and what I'm saying is the disease is still there. You might have a more disciplined approach to this, but it hasn't gone. It's being contained successfully. The progression has slowed, that is all. This is great news for the country's infrastructure, but the population have to be quarantined/contained for a longer period.
If we get a vaccine soon then yes it will have worked out better for you. Otherwise, I hope you're getting comfy, you have a long wait ahead.

Calm down, Mario. It’s not a bad thing seversl European countries show that the rate of increase is slowing.

You have a fascist president

???

JUST

A

FLU

this virus culling your old&weak gives you 5 or 10 more years until national bankcruptcy, why don't you chill out and thank grandpa for departing a little earlier

We're not brits you stupid nigger

>It's being contained successfully. The progression has slowed, that is all. This is great news for the country's infrastructure, but the population have to be quarantined/contained for a longer period.

Yes and no. Yes, social distancing will be important until May/June. But factories will open again.

Your ignorance is showing.
You can't call it peaked until you see it keeping the trend for at the fucking least 5 days, given the incubation period.
Moreover it's widely known that your country is testing less people overall to contain numbers; we've seen this reported since november.

Discipline. Seriously, other than some young yolo people leaving the house, everyone stays the fuck inside. It's so good to see. More and more people wearing masks and gloves, myself included. Everyone is concerned and realizes the gravity of the situation.

No, but I am sure Merkel will also make sure vulnerable people stay home longer

But you’re not vulnerable
Also, the refugees will be roaming the streets with the white woman

>this virus culling your old&weak gives you 5 or 10 more years until national bankcruptcy
Keep jerking off to that, you filthy idiotic degenerate.
Less elderly around, more jobs, less social spending.
With EU taking out regulations there's no more greek-like bankrupcy.
But you don't care; you are just posting out of boredom, being the filthy cunt you are.