/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2390 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

if Corona-Chan can actually cause infertility amongst most men who catch the virus, there are going to be some lucky neets.

ONE OF THE FOUR BEASTS

youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

Does anyone have the Italian Infected/Dead ratio from today’s update vs yesterday? I missed it today

Do you have the individual images for each stage?

kikes can try this method and let us know how it works out

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>respiratory illness
>causes infertility
Stop sucking dick then?

I'm on lockdown too fucker, let me bake something at least tomorrow

You better start running, there is an emu right behind you Imagine losing a war to a bunch of birds, kek.

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>BAT SOUP
UMA DELICIA

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SHOOT THEM BEFORE THEY TURN

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my former roommate is a nurse in norcal and accoridng to her husband (also former roomie) the hospital has been very calm.

local traffic at my isolation location has just been bros with dirtbikes coming in then leaving

Reminder: masks DO prevent the spread of the virus. Even homemade masks can help!

>INFO
researchgate.net/publication/258525804_Testing_the_Efficacy_of_Homemade_Masks_Would_They_Protect_in_an_Influenza_Pandemic
>Our findings suggest that a homemade mask should only be considered as a last resort to prevent droplet transmission from infected individuals, but it would be better than no protection.

smartairfilters.com/en/blog/diy-homemade-mask-protect-virus-coronavirus/
>The homemade cotton masks captured 50% of 0.02-1 micron particles, compared with 80% for the surgical mask. Although the surgical masks captured 30% more particles, the cotton masks did surprisingly well. The researchers concluded that homemade masks would be better than nothing.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2440799/
>Any type of general mask use is likely to decrease viral exposure and infection risk on a population level, in spite of imperfect fit and imperfect adherence, personal respirators providing most protection.

>GUIDES
Poorfag Mask. Least protection but better than nothing:
instructables.com/id/DIY-Cloth-Face-Mask/

Now You're Trying Mask:
mustsharenews.com/cloth-face-mask/

Schizo Mode:
Same thing as above but replace the paper towel pleb shit with an HVAC filter. Normalfags aren't buying these (yet) so you can still snag some. You can make multiple, reusable masks off just one of these.
mechreps.com/PDF/Merv_Rating_Chart.pdf
Google a filter with a MERV rating from the link. The higher the rating, the better.

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>drones are deployed around my area to do surveillance and call out loiterers
What a fucking timeline

True NEETs are hikki. They don't want soulless 3D femoid roasties and want nothing to do with society.

quédate en casa la p*ta que te parió

Chek't. My mindset I either die from corona leave this miserable world or live to see the birth of a new era of nationalism and Tucker 2024

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Here we go
>pic related

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Latest from Seattle

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GAD ZUKES for BAT SOUP

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>memeflag

PLEASE ALL CORONAS

People still care about this italian flu?

Friends, be honest with me. I have dry cough with a discomfort behind the breastbone.
Not other symptoms. Had flu two weeks ago.

A-m I fucked?

no but i have this

HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE
AZITHROMYCIN
WELL UNDERSTOOD
MASS PRODUCED
COMPASSIONATE USE CLAUSE
CURES IN 10 DAYS

IT'S OVER

already debunked:
>"i-it hasn't cured America yet" not even a week has passed since the study was published (not an argument)
>"killer 2g" is 10 TIMES THE RECOMMENDED DOSAGE OF 200mg
>fauci's "it's not a prophylaxis" literally means it's not prevention, THIS SAYS NOTHING ABOUT IT NOT BEING A CURE
>only 6 patients in the study ALL 6 WERE CURED
>>one relapsed after ONLY THE FIRST ROUND out of 6, the treatment isn't bunk
>>one died ON DIFFERENT TREATMENT
>32- and 65-year-old drugs are NOT experimental drugs
>H's retinopathy sometimes caused after 5 years of use or 1000g taken in one sitting (recommended dose is 200mg), neither applicable
>A's heart issues are extremely rare

mediterranee-infection.com/hydroxychloroquine-and-azithromycin-as-a-treatment-of-covid-19/

>more studies
chloroquine: archive.is/w2VDD
chloroquine: ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1232869/
remdesivir/chloroquine: ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7054408/
azithromycin: erj.ersjournals.com/content/45/2/428
chloroquine: jstage.jst.go.jp/article/bst/advpub/0/advpub_2020.01047/_pdf/-char/en
NY begins using hydroxychloroquine: msn.com/en-za/news/other/new-york-begins-testing-chloroquine-on-coronavirus-patients/ar-BB11wfe3
recommended treatments: koreabiomed.com/news/articleView.html?idxno=7428

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Hail Satan(ia)
Hail Corona-chan!

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you have read the pastebin, right?

It's too late to stop it now, we're all gonna live in misery and fear for the next decade or so.

ahhhh!

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HOW COME COVID19 IS SO DEADLY BUT THE HOMELESS PEOPLE HERE IN SF ARE STILL SHITTING IN THE STREETS AND BUTTFUCKING EACH OTHER IN ALLIES HIGH AS A KITE ON METH BUT NONE OF THEM ARE DYING. IT'S BEEN HERE SINCE JANUARY???

ONE REASONABLE NON-JEW EXPLANATION PLEASE.

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,054 (3,261) Italy 53,578 (4,825) United States 26,888 (348) Spain 25,496 (1,381) Germany 22,364 (84) Iran 20,610 (1,556) France 14,459 (562) South Korea 8,897 (104) Switzerland 6,863 (80) United Kingdom 5,018 (233) Netherlands 3,631 (136) Austria 3,024 (8) Belgium 2,815 (67) Norway 2,164 (7) Sweden 1,770 (20) Canada 1,328 (19) Denmark 1,326 (13) Australia 1,286 (7) Portugal 1,280 (12) Malaysia 1,183 (9) Brazil 1,178 (18) Japan 1,054 (36) Turkey 947 (21) Israel 883 (1) Ireland 785 (3) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Luxembourg 670 (8) Pakistan 645 (3) Thailand 599 (1) Chile 537 (1) Poland 536 (5) Ecuador 532 (7) Greece 530 (13) Finland 523 (1) Iceland 473 (1) Indonesia 450 (38) Singapore 432 (2) Slovenia 383 (1) Philippines 380 (25) India 332 (5) Peru 318 (5) Bahrain 310 (1) Russia 306 (1) Egypt 294 (10) Hong Kong 274 (4) Mexico 251 (2) Panama 245 (3) Lebanon 230 (4) Argentina 225 (4) Iraq 214 (17)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +46 (+6) United States +2,681 (+46) South Korea +98 (+2) Malaysia (+1) Philippines +73 (+6) Colombia +14 (+1) Austria +32 Australia +214 Thailand +188 Mexico +48 Argentina +67 Armenia +30 Uruguay +25 Lithuania +6 New Zealand +14 Georgia +5 Uzbekistan +1 Honduras +2 Aruba +3 Eswatini +3…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Do you know where you are posting? We all bought masks in January...

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Same like me amigo, no flu, no sore throat no coof but a mild breathing discomfort. I guess we got blessed by corona-chan. It's only a matter of time for me anyway haha!

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Give it more time.
Or maybe they already caught the weaker version.
Or maybe Meth is the real vaccine.

youtube.com/watch?v=OR1tvbQHc9E

Post music

New Orleans is kill.

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Come on, it wont be THAT bad...right?

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IS METH/CRACK/LUBE/POPPERS THE COVID19 CURE COMBINATION COCKTAIL OR IS THIS ALL BULLSHIT??

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Jacksonville Florida is under complete lockdown starting Monday. National guard just rolled through JAX.

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Curious. Is it only discomfort on your left side (heart)?

Meth gives you super powers.

yo on some level we as a huminatarian planet got fuct; we got set back upon our seasons, and the productive part of our farming destroyed but do not LET THAT BE A HINDERANCE; WE MUST FEED THOSE AROUND US IN THESE TIMES. PLANT THE SEEDS AND GROW THE FOOD THE PLANET NEEDS. FUCK THESE POLITICAL FAGGOTS; START GROWING YOUR OWN GARDEN AND STOP LISTENING TO THE GARBAGE THEY KEEP SPOUTING WHILE YOU START SPROUTING. youtube.com/watch?v=5HsTGE-tl4o FUCK YOU CORPORATE POISONIOUS WORLD THAT SPRAYS SHIT ON OUR FOOD THINKING IT HELPS US; FUCK A SYSTEM THAT USES POISONS; FUCK ANYONE WHO CULTIVATES BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS. GROW FOOD NOT WEAPONS.

if the world makes it out of this clusterfuck, how fucked is China? literally every country on the planet will want to burn that entire place to the fucking ground.

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BUT EVERYONE ELSE DIES IN JUST A FEW DAYS, AND PEOPLE HAD HOMELESS PEOPLE MONEY ALL THE TIME SO THE HOMELESS POPULATION SHOULD BE DYING LEFT AND RIGHT, NOT BUTTFUCKING ON THE STREETS OF THE TENDERLOIN

I’ll just stick with my year-old pair of P100s. If I can still breath through them, I’m good.

Don't tell me you have also breathing discomfort but missing the rest of the symptoms?

henlo frens

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Gotta help the nothingburgers out too. Can't be smug to their face if they wind up dead.

>Or maybe Meth is the real vaccine.

>IS METH/CRACK/LUBE/POPPERS THE COVID19 CURE COMBINATION COCKTAIL OR IS THIS ALL BULLSHIT??
WHAT DON'T (((THEY))) WANT US TO KNOW?

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>Meth gives you super powers.
WE HAVE FOUND THE CURE TO COVID19, ANDREW GILLUM WAS TRYING TO SGNAL US

>Press P to praise Corona chan
P

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oh no...

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Italy has proven that strict quarantine doesn't do shit to this virus, it just keeps escalating. I don't know what China did to prevent the spread, but it's clear that whatever they did, other countries can't. Not because of political reasons, but because of economic ones. If a country less wealthy than China tried to do what they did, that country would collapse econimically.

The one upside to opioids and stims is their immune boosting capabilities. At least, the body will “ignore” many pathogens. Anecdotal bc nobody does studies on this crap (pharma losing out etc) but I can imagine that a bum high on meth would have basically zero mucus. That means he has covid but his lungs are staying clear bc he’s hacking it all up easily and with tweaker’s compulsion

t. a very awake person

No, it is not central. Like in the lower part of the larynx or the windpipe

This is the premise for a harem hentai that I've read.

Exactly, my friend. Just dry cough

This is literatelly what the Netherlands is doing.

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>I don't know what China did to prevent the spread
They didn't.

The powers are only temporary. We need to become lifelong users to survive this.

Seattle is naturally inoculated because social distancing is the normal culture here.

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All governments need to follow chinas example and lie!

>china prevented spread
according to who? china? their country still silent on lock down

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It's the high fever that does it. Not uncommon as a result of that symptom... Not unlike having a hot laptop on your dick.

And balls.

Honestly, the Chinese welded their people in and unplugged people before they could even post shaky videos to weird little sites for others to see.

Italy is brutally honest. I applaud them, someone had to show the world the “Excruciating truth is better than Chinese style lies” and it was the Italians

Keep it under observation then just like what I am doing now. Most of the time, keep your cool. Who knows how this will turn out aside from being holocough'd lol

For comfy happening bunker music and vibes
>comfyradio.blogspot.com

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no tests available, rolling if i have corona

Not gonna lie, it's kinda funny seeing everyone panicking right now.

Because the elites have this to us, to the homeless will be the last to get it transmitted to them since everyone stays away from them

>The one upside to opioids and stims is their immune boosting capabilities
HELLO JEWISH PERSON

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This is the video that really did it for me
youtube.com/watch?v=n4no04822NQ&t=251s

Realistically, how do we even TRY to stop something like this? It's growing significantly faster than any other previous pandemic of the century.

Breathing discomfort with coughs but producing a little bit of phlegm (clear normal color). Stuffed nose as well.

I guess this is just a big global fake so Bill Gates and other reptiloids' hands can be untied and used for chipping us.

Btw is there a summary about Event 201 and other zog-related coronavirus information?

>iNdIa Don't HaVe MaNy CaSeS
Kill yourself

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how's the view from your spaceship

fuck off

See for gif

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Who is panicking? I'm drinking and smoking, enjoying the show.

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>9pm on a Saturday night in London
niggas scared while this aboslute Chad is mogging everyone

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>Greek or Chink

Which is it?

Same

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This guy wearing buttcloth over his mouth is surely fucking dead

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Why is strict quarantine not working?

Observe how nobody actually tries to debate this post because panicking and doomsaying is more instinctive.

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Any other symptoms? Diarrhea, nausea, headaches? Anything besides dry cough and the pain you mentioned?

>Smoking

Not gonna make it

Pretty comfy honestly.

Neither.

I got the same for 3 days, I'm doing fine by now.

HE WAS TRYING TO SAVE US ALL AND YOU FUCKERS SHUNNED HIM.

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Good music

Eskimo

it’s a bot poster, it spams every one of these threads with the same bullshit

I don't believe the shit about 7/8 recovered in China but just look at that death per day growth rate. Insane.

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I'm keeping an eye on it, if I develop even a small fever or another symptom I'm going to the hospital ASAP.

Yes, but is the information incorrect?

Everyone was out hiking today. thestranger.com/slog/2020/03/21/43212686/on-second-thought-please-dont-go-hiking

The only masks I saw out of my apartment windows were being worn by Asians. I’ll be keeping tabs on the new cases daily, but this isn’t winding down anytime soon it seems.

Smoking cannabis which oddly has anti-malaria effects like HDC

FUCK

youtube.com/watch?v=yQERX63Ot08

so you're saying that concentration camps will work?!
Hitler was truly a visionary but his work was just a stepping stone for the masterpiece of China's One Lung Policy

CRY MORE
CORONACHAN IS ALREADY DEAD

Yes, but misleading.
It’s being tried in hospitals, but there’s no studies that reliably indicate in any way that it is a “cure” or an effective treatment. That remains to be seen, and the preliminary data is sketchy at best

I also suggest to practice breathing techniques, such as Resonant or Coherent breathing. It really helps a lot to alleviate the gasping of air.

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yes
>IT'S OVER
is a factually incorrect statement so why would anyone care about the rest of his post?

why havent you created a snakeoil (supplement) company yet and cash in on the corona crisis?
there's very limited supplements that actually do anything and these niggas are rolling in the dough regularly and even more so now
AAAAAAAAA

expressen.se/nyheter/coronaviruset/blufflakare-och-halsogurus-tjanar-pengar-pa-corona/

>r8 the stack

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I'm not a bot just a concerned citizen
btw ur gay lol

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Good to know. Ty

The information is heavily flawed, based off a small sample size with results that were only barely better than the control group and in at least one case saw an almost immediate reinfection

About to head back to China for the summer, any chance I can just get some goggles for the trip home and not be infected? There's no cases there so it's probably safer than being stuck here.

>>COUNTRIES LIST
>China 81,054 (3,261) Italy 53,578 (4,825) United States 26,888 (348) Spain 25,496 (1,381) Germany 22,364 (84) Iran 20,610 (1,556) France 14,459 (562) South Korea 8,897 (104) Switzerland 6,863 (80) United Kingdom 5,018 (233) Netherlands 3,631 (136) Austria 3,024 (8) Belgium 2,815 (67) Norway 2,164 (7) Sweden 1,770 (20) Canada 1,328 (19) Denmark 1,326 (13) Australia 1,286 (7) Portugal 1,280 (12) Malaysia 1,183 (9) Brazil 1,178 (18) Japan 1,054 (36) Turkey 947 (21) Israel 883 (1) Ireland 785 (3) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Luxembourg 670 (8) Pakistan 645 (3) Thailand 599 (1) Chile 537 (1) Poland 536 (5) Ecuador 532 (7) Greece 530 (13) Finland 523 (1) Iceland 473 (1) Indonesia 450 (38) Singapore 432 (2) Slovenia 383 (1) Philippines 380 (25) India 332 (5) Peru 318 (5) Bahrain 310 (1) Russia 306 (1) Egypt 294 (10) Hong Kong 274 (4) Mexico 251 (2) Panama 245 (3) Lebanon 230 (4) Argentina 225 (4) Iraq 214 (17)…
>
>>LATEST CHANGES
>China +46 (+6) United States +2,681 (+46) South Korea +98 (+2) Malaysia (+1) Philippines +73 (+6) Colombia +14 (+1) Austria +32 Australia +214 Thailand +188 Mexico +48 Argentina +67 Armenia +30 Uruguay +25 Lithuania +6 New Zealand +14 Georgia +5 Uzbekistan +1 Honduras +2 Aruba +3 Eswatini +3…
>
>>FULL LISTS
>pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

257 cases here in panama shit getting real really fast

proof that it's a bioweapon?

Strict quarantine works only if the authorities actually enforce it, and the quarantined subjects comply with the quarantine. Otherwise, what's the fucking point? That is the problem Murica is having, the government doesn't have the balls to do what's necessary and the majority of our population are room temp IQ mongrels that couldn't tell their ass from their elbow.

We.deserve. this

What the fuck should I go do, contract the virus and test it out?

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God that’s even worse, you take the time to actually shit your bullshit

ESTONIA 0 DEATHS

2 in ICU, 1 in critical condition.

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>every day a new cure/vaccine/drug is super effective
>people still dropping like flies
Can you guess or are you retarded?

Here you go, not direct proof but it's kind of obvious. Such a deadly and infectious virus; unlike anything of this century.
Wuhan biolab selling bats to the market is the real kicker.

P

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TO JESUS: oUR PILLGRIMAGE IS MERELY A THOUGHT AND WE AINT DEAD WHEN WE LIVE IN THE SPIRIT. youtube.com/watch?v=QvD_D2GxScY

Lol who took the pictures? His meth slave?

You don't. It's simply going to infect the entire global population eventually (like in 3-4 months tops) and there's not much we can do to stop it. Maybe a few outliers here and there, people who literally don't go out for months, might stay clean. At that point, it's just a gamble on who has a body capable of living through the virus going through the system until you gain natural immunity to it. And that's when the whole ordeal will be sort of over, until it begins again with a new mutation of the same virus, at which point we have to start the whole carousel over again, but it might be even worse this time because every country on earth is in shambles and the virus might be even more deadly.

if youre young with no previous heath problems all you panic pussies running to the hospital are gonna do is clog up the fucking places for people who really need help. stop being such a fag

and you sit here tempting fate and swimming in fear... don't be sad that there's a cure, you might still get a round of trumpbux.

Safer according to...ah yes, the Chinese People’s Party. Green light user, and shake the hands of our comrades upon landing

>Andromeda Strain 1971
>Space virus eats everything and adapts
>Solution to stopping it from spreading is to cloudseed in order to raise the PH of soil, air, and seaweater
>Real props for handling nuclear matter were used
>Movie disclaimer is that it was a real event
>Talks about a lunar bioweapon lab that wasnt made public until 1974
What the fuck did I just watch

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can we replace china with ???s its skewing the real data.

I'll take it into account, friend. Godspeed, I wish you the best of luck in the times to come.

>the other day you were dabbing with 0 deaths
>today 1 critical condition
>soon deaths
>still dabbing
stay dabbing lil froggie

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Occam's razor is proof it is a fuckin bio weapon of mass destruction. You have to be a legitimate retard with TDS to not realize that by now. Trump can't just say it's a chink bio weapon on TV or else it is WW3

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Yes, but call them first. Instead of possibly being infected and standing in a waiting room. Good luck fren

I DON'T KNOW I WASN'T THERE, HE WASN'T THE HERO WE WANTED BUT HE WAS THE HERO WE NEEDED. ANDREW GILLUM IS LIKE A GAY METH HEAD BATMAN

Know anything about the critical condition case? Old, sick?

Funny how none of the "muh 10% death rate" alarmists ever talk about Estonia or any of the other countries that have 0 deaths but hundreds of cases.

Only if the PCC is held responsible. Enough is enough. Every year is something new with these fuckers.

Hiv spike, hiding from tests,china expending more energy for propaganda than to combat the actual disease, medic papers from 2018(?) bragging about inserting hiv spike into sars, top of my mind. Lurk more and you will see.

Hope nothing happens to the jewish communities

This guy understands what’s coming.

>98.2% effectiveness for N95s after 3 hours
Wait, am I being memed? I was under the impression the filter for disposables degraded to half-effectiveness after 4 hours of use.