CHET HANKS - MOST BIZARRE VIDEO YET

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truthful sarcasm

Gnosticism is the ACTUAL religion that investigation normies call the "Illuminate Satanism Luciferians!". But these terms are distractions and help them hide by creating a straw-man badies for Christians to chase.

It's basically a offshoot of Paul's Christianity the appears in Alexandria Egypt during the 60s AD. Paul even writes to them in 1st Corinthians and tells them to stop practicing incest orgies and scamming people out of donations (ch 1).
Christians got blamed by many ancient cultures from Gaul to Thracian lands... for doing sick shit ( drug orgies, cannibalism, homosexuality, incest/pedos) but it was in fact the Gnostic branch following them around.

In the 60s AD there was a large Judean community living in Alexandria, but they were at war in Judea with the Roman Empire and it's Hellenic culture.
So a group formed a secret society called "the knowers". The symbolism they use is a sort of anti-Platonism. Roman elite kids in Alexandria were going to Platonic universities. The other major theme is transgender homosexual Goddess worship because the cult of Isis was a major religion in Egypt.

Every modern occultism group within Judeo-Christian-Islamic lands is just a branch of Gnosticism, this includes Hermeticism, Kabbalah, Rosicrucianism, Templars, Saturnians, Illuminate, Satanism, Wicca (Crowley), Luciferians (Blavatsky), Sufism and Manicians (Islam), and the "New Age" (Alice Bailey). They all claim to be from older pagan traditions but it's a lie.

Freemasons were two forms and enemies engaged in a 'wizard war':
1. Gnostic occult masonry (see Queen Victoria).
2. Scientific Deism (see America's Founding Fathers... Aristotelian-Platonic-Stoicism themes)
Hitler often spoke like a Deist to give you a hint about how intensely opposing these two groups were in ideology.

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He can go suck a fat one. What a faggot.

Pupils fully dilated, what’s he on?

He looks scared as fuck. Completely zonked into his sympathetic nervous system processing mode. Literally fight or flight for him right now.

Lol he mentions us and you fags are actually giving this wigger fruitcake real estate in your brain? Pathetic he’s just gonna use this to stroke his clout cock

You can tell Chet posts here, hes the loser son of the Hanks clan.

Who knows, probably opiates

he was mostly right tho

Who cares about this guy
Has been to rehab already. Has meme tatoos that make no sense (ie: Illuminati AND christian)
I mean he clearly is not intelligent, you can tell he spent his whole life pampered with Daddy's money and deep down he's just insecure and desperate to fit in

sonny and chers trans "son", nice

what is sarcasm

Don't do cocaine kids!

Get off Yas Forums chet, you wigger cunt

dont do it chet. you're just giving the schizo Qboomers fuel.

I hope Chet starts visiting us often

Why did his parents call him chet? They must have been on something.

Bath salts are pretty cool, try em Chet

white guys who act black get more pussy then white guys who are white wash

Not bizarre at all. He is mocking conspiracy theorists with sarcasm. He’s also right.

The fact that this jobless wigger thinks he's "trolling" anyone is cute.

Literally, the moment to try to get one over on Yas Forums you've already lost by acknowledging we exist.

Fuck his pedo dad, fuck his wanna-be-a-nigger -so-I'll-act-like-one schtick, it's all too funny that he only cares because, for fucking once, someone is talking about him.

He deserves whatever gets thrown at him.

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a tranny discord channel

Top kek, I fully encourage him kicking the hornets nest

>have universally-loved (for most of the time) dad who is rich, powerful, respected, and can open any door for you that you'd like, the sky is your limit, whatever you want, it can happen
>become tattooed white nigger with drug problems and failing mind who thinks he's "in on the game" when he's just being mocked mercilessly by everyone
>keep trying, because all press is good press

This wigger is gonna OD on crack within the month, I can feel it.

looks like we got ourselves a chet haze fan in the house

based bakerposter

Carry on, this is super interesting, Fábio.

That's just Chetty, or one of his drug buddies, I'm sure they're getting f'ed up on meth, coke and weed while bumping the latest Drake album and thinking they're gonna get those mean conspiracy theorists.

I'd be surprised if he's still alive by Summer.

I always thought that he was a wigger . And now he turned Forest Gump into a niglet owning grand parent. So disgusting to see that. He’s a rich kid from (((Hollywood))) of course he’s just been brainwashed by Jewish hip hop moguls and their pet nigger rappers his entire life. Even tho Tom Hanks seems like a square guy and probably is you know if that his son turned out to be a wigger by the media lifestyle growing up.

Chet Hanks 4 lyfe.

Early on May 13, 1988, Baker was found dead on the street below his room in Hotel Prins Hendrik, Amsterdam, with serious wounds to his head, apparently having fallen from the second story window.[18] Heroin and cocaine were found in his room and in his body. There was no evidence of a struggle, and the death was ruled an accident.[citation needed] According to another account he inadvertently locked himself out of his room and fell while attempting to cross from the balcony of the vacant adjacent room to his own."

LOL

Hes the embarrassment of his family. Compare him to his brother and it's like night and day. Chet is wigger neet that smokes weed and wishes he was black while his brother is a successful actor who is ckeancut and well spoken. Chet the type of rich white boy youd see on dr Phil.

i liked chet when he was in his vin diesel phase

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HOW IS THE GLASS ABOVE THE PLATE? The plate curves up, so it's probably a quarter inch off the counter as it is, and then somehow the glass is magically above the plate.

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It's leaning

sorry chet, "you arent a winner"
zonked indeed

Reminder that this loser has pec implants

Q anons/pizzagaters/schizos are the biggest group of retarded boomers on planet earth.
They make all Trump supporters look bad.
Thats why we have to fucking call these retards out on their schizo bullshit

>tattooed retarded shit over all his body
>brags about it online
>reeee you're the weirdos for calling out my mental illness

tfw is all true.

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Its a secret sign he is a pedophile
He drinks that glass at the local pizza parlor where he rapes little boys
ALL pizza places are pedo chambers. Even your local Dominoes and Papa Johns
I'm glad us pizzagate geniuses have finally figured this out.
Us boomers are really great investigators.
the million fucking threads about this really made the world a better place.
Great job retards.

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you afraid bud

I noticed that in one of this pictures & it still looks like he has no muscles

go to bed, chet

Madonna saying fried fish and signaling her hand
she ran out of pasta

hmm

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You and your kind are right to be afraid. The day of the rope is coming, and the rope will remain taut.

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Conspiratards BTFO.

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>Gnosticism is the ACTUAL religion that investigation normies call the "Illuminate Satanism Luciferians!".
No it's not you pleb. They took real Gnosticism and said, "oh, it's Luciferianism, we swear!" To destroy Gnosticism even further.

me in the blue shirt in the middle

Didn't you see the glass???
It was on top of the plate!!!!!!
Thats another clue that Hanks is a secret pedophile.
I bet he does his pedophile things at his local pizza parlor.
We should look up all the pizza parlors by his house.
Lets start a thread about it!!!!!!!!!!
They probably do satanic stuff and "human trafficking" too!!!!!!!!
Yeah lets make a thread about Hanks pizza parlor
Are there any Dominoes in Hanks neighborhood.????????
C'mon you boomers...START INVESTIGATING

wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/30613

Why do these satanists want podesta's pasta

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Why is this in my redddit feed?

i hate the way all of these people talk to each other.

looks like he's trolling to me. the hand sign at the end was interesting though

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do not listen to this historically illiterate dumb ape, he is providing disinfo

>HERMETIC TEXT DON'T APPEAR UNTIL THE Renaissance, the oldest speculative data is 1200sAD.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermetica#Character_and_antiquity
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Discourse_on_the_Eighth_and_Ninth

Why do schizo fags take random meth heads / other schizo fags so seriously when they're just talking shit and rambling

She ran out of pasta!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my fucking god... there it is. The proof we've all been looking for.
Do her and Ellen Degenerate go to the same pizza parlor????
LETS INVESTIGATE THAT!!! LETS START A THREAD ABOUT IT!!!!!
Where my boomers at???
We got to investigate it guys. Is there a Dominoes pizza by Ellen Degenerate???
I bet she is raping little girls at that Dominoes

By the way, my local store was out of pasta too :/
And also bread, tp, and hand sanitizer
But I'm not a pedo
I investigated my local pizza hut and dominoes and didn't see any suspicious activity, but i'm still monitoring the situation.
I'll let you know my results in the next thread about "human trafficking"

the very existence of this video is an admission of guilt

Enough with the superpower shit.. Enough and it's so sad to see adults play make believe to fuckup the young.

man you kiddy fuckers are really losing it. not even coherent anymore. I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOUR DEATH PENALTIES. YOU KNOW THEY'RE COMING.

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lmao the fuck kind of name is Chet

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Q predicted this.

he knows what his dad is doing.
he just doesn't want to accept it himself

>supports trump
>against Q
>posts here
Ok buddy

Right. They dont even try to hide it anymore

calm down, chet

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Which one is for you?

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Some random pizza shop owner becomes a top 50 most influential person in Washington D.C. because his famous walnut sauce?
Yeah I don't think so.

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If I done told ya once, I done told ya a million times I ain't no pedo!!!!
I'm investigating my local Dominoes and Pizza Hut for human trafficking!!!!!!!!!!!!

But my grocery store did run out of pasta because of Coronavirus, which was made by illuminati.
The illuminati also took away all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer from my local super market.
FUCKING PEDOS!!!!!!!!!

I bet those fuckers eat fried fish.

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Guy seems based desu

plz nigger tongue my anus

Your alright sometimes chet ,dont go to temple tommorow.

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Nah fuck that niggers are dumb animals . Embrace white male rage the focus of a thousand generations of conquering warriors

The rope snaps your neck when the hatch opens. Should be quick if you don’t fight it

Maybe he’s holding the glass you absolute faggot.