/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2389 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

Dude quit being a buzzkill and let us LARP.

Where are you at in your progression toward understanding the Chinese Virus, /cvg/?

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Reminder that the guy who wrote the blog post alleging that the coronavirus is a bioweapon is a pedo sex offender.
harvardtothebighouse.com/2020/01/31/logistical-and-technical-analysis-of-the-origins-of-the-wuhan-coronavirus-2019-ncov/

linkedin.com/in/dan-sirotkin-928882180

wjla.com/news/local/daniel-sirotkin-former-md-coach-and-teacher-charged-with-sexually-abusinng-a-teen-girl-to-be-sentenc

dpscs.state.md.us/sorSearch/search.do?searchType=detail&anchor=true&id=5827652

WHY ARE YOU FUCKERS TRYING SO HARD TO GET ME TO JACK OFF TO A VIRUS

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Big cock doctors?
Or are they black?

That's all this is, a big fat larp.
So very sad.

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>Pic related
Please be true

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shit is wild

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Hmm...

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Only 10000 dead?

Fucking nothing burger

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(((sirotkin)))

British Columbia retard

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>Get out while you can
No thanks I'm comfy here

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Shut the fuck up, Marine. Your hands are covered up to the elbows in shit from your nightly fisting adventures.

> archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/filename/OGRE/

stress reliever, if nothing else.

''Kill all niggers. That's my official instructions''

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REMINDER:

personifying a virus, and sexualising said personification is extremelly mentally ill and degenerate. its brony tier faggotry and is not welcome in these threads. praising this personification to spread this virus is on par with literal aids infested faggot bug chasers, literal POS bullshit.

British Columbia. They're all jews

>it's may first
>Only 250,000 dead? this is a fucking nothingburger guys give it up

Meanwhile in Japan

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>shit hole countries with no medical system have zero cases because they don't test anyone
>people falling dead is a non issue because it's the norm
Gee I wonder why no cases in Africa

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Based Ellis.

anyone care to explain how we aren't irreversibly and unimaginably fucked?

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How dare you.

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really tickles the thinker

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>250,000 dead

HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE
AZITHROMYCIN
WELL UNDERSTOOD
MASS PRODUCED
COMPASSIONATE USE CLAUSE
CURES IN 10 DAYS

IT'S OVER

already debunked:
>"i-it hasn't cured America yet" not even a week has passed since the study was published (not an argument)
>"killer 2g" is 10 TIMES THE RECOMMENDED DOSAGE OF 200mg
>fauci's "it's not a prophylaxis" literally means it's not prevention, THIS SAYS NOTHING ABOUT IT NOT BEING A CURE
>only 6 patients in the study ALL 6 WERE CURED
>>one relapsed after ONLY THE FIRST ROUND out of 6, the treatment isn't bunk
>>one died ON DIFFERENT TREATMENT
>32- and 65-year-old drugs are NOT experimental drugs
>H's retinopathy sometimes caused after 5 years of use or 1000g taken in one sitting (recommended dose is 200mg), neither applicable
>A's heart issues are extremely rare

mediterranee-infection.com/hydroxychloroquine-and-azithromycin-as-a-treatment-of-covid-19/

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my former roommate is a nurse in norcal and accoridng to her husband (also former roomie) the hospital has been very calm.

local traffic at my isolation location has just been bros with dirtbikes coming in then leaving

ZAGREB BROS?????

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6.0 earthquake in Croatia
volcanodiscovery.com/earthquakes/croatia.html

I meant the doctors. I'm not a jew

This but unironically.
If by May there's only a quarter million dead it serious is a nothingburger.

There's 7 BILLION people on Earth. Don't know if you knew that.

I CANT EXLPAIN IT WE ARE SCREWED LMAO
MY MUM JUST GOT BACK FROM INDIA AND TWO PEOPLE ON HER FLIGHT HAVE TESTED POSITIVE FUUU

Deli user, I'll just say this. Don't go to stores anymore. Seriously, fucking don't. From how disgusting my customers are you're probably more likely to get the kung flu from just walking around a grocery store for a few minutes than you are from getting fast food. Assume that literally every single surface as been coughed and sneezed onto and if it's around head height for either a very small child or an adult then chances are it might've been licked as well. I would not be surprised if this virus makes people subconsciously want to see what random surfaces taste like and what the weather in a foreign country is like this time of year.
I went on a very long rant last thread about just how fucked everyone that hasn't been hiding out in a bunker for the past month is. The amount of coughing retards I've seen has tripled in the past few days. At this rate everyone in my entire city is going to be wheezing to death on the side of the street by Saturday. AND WE STILL HAVE NO FUCKING TESTING.

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WE'VE HEARD THAT SINCE FUCKING JANUARY EXPLAIN TO ME WHY PEOPLE ARE STILL DYING IF THIS MAGICAL 100% CURE RATE IS LEGIT.

KOJIMA IS FROM THE FUTURE AND IS JOHN TITOR

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Denial, acceptance, denial.

Mutt's Law

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It was telling people to please practice social distancing or else they may be in a similar situation as Italy where they'll have to start choosing who lives or dies. It wasn't really anything revealing. The user probably deleted it because it has sensitive information on it or something.l and was scared of being doxxed.

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,054 (3,261) Italy 53,578 (4,825) United States 26,878 (348) Spain 25,496 (1,381) Germany 22,364 (84) Iran 20,610 (1,556) France 14,459 (562) South Korea 8,897 (104) Switzerland 6,863 (80) United Kingdom 5,018 (233) Netherlands 3,631 (136) Austria 2,992 (8) Belgium 2,815 (67) Norway 2,164 (7) Sweden 1,770 (20) Canada 1,328 (19) Denmark 1,326 (13) Australia 1,286 (7) Portugal 1,280 (12) Malaysia 1,183 (9) Brazil 1,178 (18) Japan 1,054 (36) Turkey 947 (21) Israel 883 (1) Ireland 785 (3) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Luxembourg 670 (8) Pakistan 645 (3) Thailand 599 (1) Chile 537 (1) Poland 536 (5) Ecuador 532 (7) Greece 530 (13) Finland 523 (1) Iceland 473 (1) Indonesia 450 (38) Singapore 432 (2) Slovenia 383 (1) Philippines 380 (25) India 332 (5) Peru 318 (5) Bahrain 310 (1) Russia 306 (1) Egypt 294 (10) Hong Kong 274 (4) Mexico 251 (2) Panama 245 (3) Lebanon 230 (4) Argentina 225 (4) Iraq 214 (17)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +46 (+6) United States +2,671 (+46) South Korea +98 (+2) Malaysia (+1) Philippines +73 (+6) Colombia +14 (+1) Australia +214 Thailand +188 Mexico +48 Argentina +67 Uruguay +25 Lithuania +6 New Zealand +14 Uzbekistan +1 Honduras +2 Aruba +3 Eswatini +3…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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What is experiencing an earthquake like? Just the ground shakes?

>Croatia just got hit by a 5.3 earthquake
What the fuck is going on?are the end times trul beginning?

twitter.com/CMichaelGibson/status/1239718351573843973
>Overall, masks produced a 3.4 fold (95% CI 1.8 to 6.3) reduction in viral aerosol shedding.
twitter.com/RealYeyoZa/status/1241287149938507777

how come masks aren't mandatory yet?

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Add these studies to that copypasta:

archive.is/w2VDD
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1232869/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7054408/
erj.ersjournals.com/content/45/2/428
jstage.jst.go.jp/article/bst/advpub/0/advpub_2020.01047/_pdf/-char/en

And add this to it:

msn.com/en-za/news/other/new-york-begins-testing-chloroquine-on-coronavirus-patients/ar-BB11wfe3

JUST. A. FLU.

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>Qshnerfag

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>PeePee. PooPoo.
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Depends what kind of quake. Sometimes everything wobbles, hard to stand up and everything around you moves and falls over.
Kinda like walking on jelly if it’s mild one

BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just want my BAT SOUP with 3 dipping sauces all delivered by door dash!!!!

GIVE ME MY BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what?

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soooo this is good?

Oh, and forgot to mention, add this:
koreabiomed.com/news/articleView.html?idxno=7428

>“More than half of corona patients in the East Limburg Hospital in Genk are of Turkish origin”
Here in one hospital in Belgium half of them are mudslimes. Me thinks this hits the shitskins the hardest.

I must disagree

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cringe
keep larping though, it's killing my sides

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE CORONA VIRUS IS DESTROYING OUR PEOPLE!!! THERE IS ONLY A 98 PERCENT CHANCE THAT WE WILL LIVE!! WE NEED TO FIND A CURE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE OR SOON THERE WILL ONLY BE 98% OF US LEFT!!

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please give me ANY good news

GALLVIM THREESOME has deployed the National Guard in California.

This is the same guy that told everyone about faggots getting married ".......WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NNNNOOOOTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!"

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RIP

>>YOU and YOUR FAMILIES are SAFE.
>>PROMISE.
>Proceeds with Operation Day of the Coof: Boomer Removal.
Can't deny it's an interesting coincidence, though.

Seriously user, answer me fucking that. Do you think they would NOT be trying this if it worked and was 100%? Do you think doctors are just mindless drones who wouldn't act.

This isn't new, and if it was 100% this would've ended at worst by late feb. give it the fuck up retards

It says BC on an Italy trajectory

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Is there likely to be a second wave outbreak in China?

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They are mainly dying in countries that are not using it now.

>other place safe so plague not real
>never mind WHO attention to these same locations
user, kill yourself

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I'm sick of this happening...

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wonderful news!!! this continent will be purged :D

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>UGHHHH WHO CARES IF MILLIONS DIE MUHHH ECOOOOOONOOOMMMYYYY

I would be disappointed if it's not underway already.

/sp/ here. can you give me the quick run down on how fucked we actually are? from my limited knowledge base, i'd say were like a quarter of the way between "it'll all blow over soon" and "complete doomsday boogaloo" but id like an informed guess at what the world will look like in 2 or 3 months time?

Wow, in just a day and a half that has increased, lil less than 50k infection and 2k dead?

If we listened to the WHO, we would still think human-to-human transmission is not possible.

So what are you saying, they killed Kobe because he knew who did 9/11?

No, the British don't own Columbia.

>azithromycin
anti-biotics don't do anything against viruses retard

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Australia will be fine because they're giving everyone more gibs. That will placate the masses. I can't speak for any other country.

link

perfect

Dude you could have at least helped the person and removed their personal info

When my store doesn't pay anyone when they go on quarantine can I sue them or is that technically legal but scummy?

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how updated is this?

how updated is this?