I’d hate to see you lose all your money and the shirt on your back because you got your lazy ass up at 12 noon and the market already open for hours and down 3,000+ points.
You’d better wake up nice and early on Monday Yas Forums
Colton James
Sebastian Garcia
The thing that I love about this pandemic is that the wagies can truly see. A life without an over lord, or quotas, or direction. They can make there own way, their own reality if only if they have the will to make it manifest.
Jaxon Ross
based bobro
Brayden Hill
I love watching you poor losers struggle while you blame outside sources or conspiracy theories for your failures. It’s almost as classic as your made up pizza gate shit. If I was a poor loser I guess I would make up crazy things as well!!! Once you make over 200k and still feel this way get at me.
Ryder James
not sleeping. I want to watch
Ayden Sanders
>I’d hate to see you lose all your money and the shirt on your back because you got your lazy ass up at 12 noon and the market already open for hours and down 3,000+ points.
Imagine being long on equities now. Whew
John Foster
This, Im up since Friday and already hallucinating, by the time the S&P crashes tomorrow I will be delirious.
Also kept my shart inside for maximum buildup. Plan to dump it on Monday when the market opens. Already prepped my bathroom with all necessities, tablet, internet, coffee(shart supplement), food, etc
tldr; will be sharting all day Monday
t. bear with built up putrid shart inside
Carson Bailey
is there anything to invest in?
Levi Thomas
>oh no muh stonks, it's time to kill myself
kill yourself
Nicholas Richardson
I found the guy who own puts. Stop shilling for your options to make money. If anything Monday will be green after Friday was red and an all time low.
Austin Morris
SNSS Buy the dip
Daniel Jenkins
Matthew Harris
*Wake up at 3 PM*
*Close short positions to another day of +200% profit*
*Place new short positions before the market closes for the next day*
Why didn't aanyone tell me making money from boomers was this easy? They just HAND YOU their money.
Jason Nguyen
>me
>having money
Lmao I have 22 dollars in my bank account and I'm not even a NEET.
Jordan Cook
Post your port
Cooper Hughes
>wake up at 1pm
>BTC is up $1000
>go back to sleep
Adrian Parker
There has been a ten year bull market that "seemed" like it would simply continue....
Ryder Lopez
Anything that has been beaten down, but that is fundamentally a good company.
Angel Phillips
Unironically NVIDIA is super undervalued right now, I'd wait or at least do a tiered strategy because it can go lower but you're gonna make money if you don't die from Coronavirus first
Christopher Adams
Got intel?
Nathaniel Cox
I'm thinking about buying stocks and i'd love to get a NVIDIA stock. Is robinhood app a great place to start or what?
Blake Martinez
No. They can be very sketchy.
Jeremiah Reed
so what fucking app do i download so i can start buying stocks
Robert Morales
When you see posts like this, you know it’s time to keep selling and that the bottom is far away.
Xavier James
no really what app do i use so i can buy some shrares
Brody Turner
>get at me
Nigger nobody gives a fuck about your $200k. You are nothing.
Brody Ross
Ok groomer
Connor Campbell
I havent bothered with any of the shit the u.s dollar is meme tier like buttcoins. Areall of you just selling shares lmao.
Asher Taylor
Schwab
Xavier Jackson
I'm not looking to open a charles schwab retirement account like a fucking b00mer. I'm looking to pick and buy stocks
Jayden Ramirez
You dont buy shares nigger.
Aaron Young
what the hell are you talking about? I wanna buy shares/stocks of some cool companies?
Tyler Baker
wake up early for what? i'm waiting until it hits rock bottom to buy anything
Adam Sanders
just trust the plan and buy the dip, qoy
trust the federal reserve, migapedes
Brody Davis
Learn what shares and puts are.
Nolan Watson
quick rundown on stonks?
Jayden Martinez
Sell your shares. Wait untill they pump it and buy puts.
Aiden Bennett
Open an individual brokerage account and buy stocks retard
Robert Young
it's dead cat bounces all the way down
Juan Cruz
nasdaq = nvidia.
Josiah Sullivan
Buying stocks right now is retarded af green comes after quarantine.
Luke Brown
you can literally pick what type of account you want with schwab
Gavin Rogers
not going to look into it because it's a stupid name
why the fuck do i need a brockerage account? I don't want any particular acocunt i just wanna download an app that lets me buy stocks and shit
i already know what shares/stocks are. Just parts of the company. Don't need to know what puts are
Caleb Adams
>selling
>when markets are down
I am fucking baffled. You make all your money in bear markets, you just dont realize it.
The whole fucking point is to BUY when it's cheap!
>inb4 catch a falling knife
Buy incrementally over the course of the drop. Anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together is going to make a fucking killing on this. I'm probably going to be able to retire a decade early.
Luis Fisher
th-thanks
Joshua Sanders
Then download RobinHood app like every other retard without an IRA who wants to play stock lottery with the grownups
Logan Wilson
Market is gonna pump at opening you bafoon. I hope you're not holding puts over the weekend.
Hudson Hernandez
You are not min, maxing then. Other than that im not even participating in this shishow of muh flopping fish market.
Jack Young
Looks nice to me
Ryan Price
Looks really good to me.
Jace Hill
I still have $23G in the market (down 50%), and I honestly don't care anymore. I burned most of my possessions, which isn't much because I'm a college poorfag. I'm just glad I was right about the virus. I sold everything when Dow was at 28k, but bought snss 3 days later when drunk. I've been doomerposting on 2 snss forums ever since. The replies I get are worth it. It's been the most fun I've had since I was a child playing war.
Jaxson Parker
Keeps looking good.
Joshua Williams
And it keeps rolling.
Levi Thomas
image 404'd??
Jeremiah Turner
Why would you trade while drunk lol retahd its not magical pink coins from dr marios buttsex adventure
Ryan Watson
That pic was funnier when it was Naruto and Sasuke
Angel Cruz
Why do they keep deleting these?
Chase Brooks
Because that's how I made the most money before. I bought 300 of square at $23 when drunk. Bought 42 gwph at 105 and 16 Tesla at 260. It's all gone but it was fun. I donate sperm so I'm not too worried.
Sebastian Reyes
Essential wagies, its almost time to get back to work.
Christopher Brown
Uh bruh you might wanna check the charts
Carson King
What jew flag is that?
Camden Richardson
Wh wha what's this the real alien pic?
Aiden Wood
WAKEY WAKEY TRADIE
Austin Ramirez
wagie wagie stay in cagie
Jaxon Green
BASED