ROLL CALL

Quality source, Boris.

Plenty of food here in NE WI

FEMA region IX here, stores are relatively well stocked, except paper products (which disappear within an hour of opening), rice, beans, flour, chicken, canned tuna.
Liquor stores are still open.

Zone II, the libs and jews are putting everyone on lockdown to avenge the fictional holocaust

Zone IX
Most infected county in CA
Also am gook
I'm gonna hunker down with the rest of the neighborhood and shoot at any one else who isn't viet

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Good to know. SE wi wiped clean of pasta, rice, beans, frozen, tp, bleach and most of the meat.

Oh, stop. You aren't going to gain any traction here blaming rice rabies on the US. Tell your CHICOM handlers to start publicly blaming jewry if you want shit to get spicy.

Zone II as well, not to bad where I am but I still have to work. You guys sent home?

Zone IV First in Flight and lung cancer reporting in.
[Accelerating]

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Stocked for at least three weeks on all essentials other than beer but I've got some homemade hard cider for the meantime. Watching shit.

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More people have now died in Washington state from corona than from regular old flu.
94 corona
86 flu
doh.wa.gov/Portals/1/Documents/5100/420-100-FluUpdate.pdf
komonews.com/news/coronavirus/2nd-victim-dies-in-whatcom-co-pushing-statewide-death-toll-to-84

>He's not in FEMA zone 9
Lmao

um youre maps missing iowa dipshit

chinese virus*

Zone 6. Going to HEB sucks now, they've implemented a whole queue and bouncer out front, and when you go up to pay you have to wait on these little red squares. I just wanted some lime Bubly, but they didn't even have that, perrier, or any other sparkling water really. Walmart still fucks, they don't give a fuck in the least and they had one case left. I really appreciate the traffic being almost completely dead since my job still has me coming in.

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Zone VI reporting. Plenty of spicy foods at the store. The rest is gone. Plenty beer to drink

WI here. Fond du Lac county. We're not taking it seriously.

Zone 1,
Shits going to worse than Wuhan. Would like to thank your president for not saving us and putting all the money and resources into NY and CA where the illiterate live.

Florence?

Fond du lac county has plenty.

NY, CA... voted against Trump.... coincidence?

Any specific brand? I don't get why there's so much beer available. It's making it hard for me to stay sober. It's funny seeing HEB have only Bud Light stocked in the entire beer aisle (along with the craft beers), but Walmart having everything except Corona.

Everybody all crammed together waiting in line out front to get in because they are forcing people to spread out inside. Does that make sense?

Holy fuck I love that lime central market mineral water too

I guess it does to them. I got excited because I saw the parking lot at normal capacity for once, but saw that there was actually just a line of people going around the store and gave up. My father went two days ago and complained to us that he had to wait for four hours just to get inside.

Corona obviously. Seen Shiner Bock, IPA and Bud Lime.

Bud Light is the fallback option when the bottled water runs out.

>signs on floor
Weird as fuck.

>Supplies are scarce. Meat sold out.
Yeah not near Oakland this afternoon. Everything in stock at Target and supermarket today except toilet paper aisle.

FEMA Zone IX reporting in~

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Me too bro. I'm an alcoholic and trying to go clean, and nothing helps take the edge off than this lime sparkling water stuff. I think that I'll actually start getting upset about this whole buzz once it becomes even more difficult to get more.

>Bud Lime
Even when the entire stores run empty, no one is going to buy that shit.

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go on and git

White liberal trash of the NE need to be cleansed too
Fuck you bitch, go ask for a refund
Lol

zone seven reporting in.

mid-midwestern masterrace!

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zone VII here, we are the most prepared for this. Our grocery stores aren't empty because so much food is grown in our region. People haven't truly started freaking out yet, streets are quiet.

Btw it was us who started the Quarantine Beer Chuggers facebook group, growing by over 10k per day

Zone ll jews saved by malaria pills sent by Israel in kJ Oc no signs of violence yet. Stores were stocked twelve hours ago

Brah that lime fizzy water is so refreshing and clean and doesnt weigh down with any sugar but tastes so vibrant and delicious. I have like 3 dozen bottles

fucking checked, zone VII is true master race

your post is kinda gay though in that it is STL centric. Note the map that Kansas City is the capital and headquarters of this region

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Just found out that I can buy an 18 pack of lime Bubly for cheaper than buying it at the grocery store over Amazon of all things. Fellas, I think I'm going to cruise through this pandemic in style.

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Checked.
The first time I set foot in Missouri it was after taking a ferry from Illinois, and the first thing I saw after getting off the big raft was a sign with marks from a shotgun peppering it.
Alright state but hell of a welcome.

Beary based, my dude. You're going to make it through this, but you should probably snag more just in case.

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I just stole a traffic cone and destroyed a yard sign with a bat.

Good now people will learn how superior organic pastured eggs are

Was it worth the effort?

Zone III, PA, right off route 80, 1hr 20 away from NYC. Conservative (opiod) town, pissed at cancellations, clear lack of understanding of any element of spread. Know of families nose-in-face continuing regular behavior to spite it, families planning trips to older relatives in Florida, and families taking up to four shopping trips. I. Can't. Wait.

Zone X here big happening tomorrow

Are you stocked up already?

What do you mean?

what's happening?

Link me bearbrah

the rumor is the first true lockdowns begin on sunday or monday

Border area of vi here.
We have around 500 in TX, and just got our first 7 confirmed in the border area.
I work at hosp, so I'll know more soon.

It gave me that little adrenaline shot I was craving. So yeah.

Kek

Its like everybody is being forced to live my regular daily life. I have barely changed a thing.

Can confirm.
Saw the bread lines blowing past Alamo on my way to McAllen today.
Strangely, Walmart had none.

No problem, brother.
Bubly -
amazon.com/bubly-Sparkling-Water-Lime-ounce/dp/B078NDPNX5/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=lime bubbly&qid=1584855521&sr=8-2

and for perrier if you're more into that brand.
amazon.com/Perrier-Flavored-Sparkling-Mineral-Water/dp/B01F1NWEGI/ref=sr_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=lime bubbly&qid=1584855528&sr=8-3

Well hope you find something of use to do with the cone, otherwise you don't get anything lasting from that stuff. At least shoplift, if you live in CA then you won't get arrested.

Same. My room mate can't stop leaving to hang out and party now that he had the whole week off, and will again next. My sister keeps posting videos of herself tearing up from how stressful it's been just chilling at home with her dogs after like two days of this. Why are people so goofy with being told to just sit back and relax?

Yo, I'm in McAllen, bro. Shouts out.

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Don't shout too loud, I'm incognegro most the time.

I wish someone would carbonate coconut water

Zone V is where all the fun stuff will happen.

-t. Madisonfag just waiting for the Chicongo Riots

Do you live here or just visiting?

Bruh
amazon.com/Vita-Coco-Sparkling-Coconut-Ginger/dp/B07GDR6PW6