/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2388 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

United States growth levelling off already.

Stay indoors or else

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>US State Leaderboard
349 total deaths
32/50 states (+DC/GU/PR) on the board (GU, MN, PR new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
94 deaths
>NY:
80 deaths
>CA:
28 deaths
>GA, LA:
20 deaths
>NJ:
16 deaths
>FL:
12 deaths
>MI:
8 deaths
>CO, IL:
6 deaths
>CT, TX:
5 deaths
>IN, OR, WI:
4 deaths
>KY, MD, MO, OH, SC, VA:
3 deaths
>KS, MA, NV, PA, VT:
2 deaths
>AZ, DC, GU, MN, MS, OK, PR, SD, TN:
1 death

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Cope some more.

I have dry cough and a discomfort behind the breastbone every time I breath. Two weeks ago I had flu like symptoms: dry cough, fatigue, nasal congestion, and a small fever (37.5 ° Celsius)

Did I get corona'd? (Also, I was asthmatic my whole childhood, 9 years without an attack)

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God i hate the shills

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>Report unusual behavior.
>Barricade your homes
>Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
>Wait for official instructions

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Reminder: masks DO prevent the spread of the virus. Even homemade masks can help!

>INFO
researchgate.net/publication/258525804_Testing_the_Efficacy_of_Homemade_Masks_Would_They_Protect_in_an_Influenza_Pandemic
>Our findings suggest that a homemade mask should only be considered as a last resort to prevent droplet transmission from infected individuals, but it would be better than no protection.

smartairfilters.com/en/blog/diy-homemade-mask-protect-virus-coronavirus/
>The homemade cotton masks captured 50% of 0.02-1 micron particles, compared with 80% for the surgical mask. Although the surgical masks captured 30% more particles, the cotton masks did surprisingly well. The researchers concluded that homemade masks would be better than nothing.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2440799/
>Any type of general mask use is likely to decrease viral exposure and infection risk on a population level, in spite of imperfect fit and imperfect adherence, personal respirators providing most protection.

>GUIDES
Poorfag Mask. Least protection but better than nothing:
instructables.com/id/DIY-Cloth-Face-Mask/

Now You're Trying Mask:
mustsharenews.com/cloth-face-mask/

Schizo Mode:
Same thing as above but replace the paper towel pleb shit with an HVAC filter. Normalfags aren't buying these (yet) so you can still snag some. You can make multiple, reusable masks off just one of these.
mechreps.com/PDF/Merv_Rating_Chart.pdf
Google a filter with a MERV rating from the link. The higher the rating, the better.

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Japan doesn't fear the chinese virus.
Why do you?
youtube.com/watch?v=ZagsLrNzg3I

GARY WHERE ARE YOU

>Normie friends say they're going crazy after spending a week inside
When they probably spend zero time outside, they just go spend time somewhere else inside

>NOOOOO COPE HARDER WE ARE ALL GOING EXTINCT!!!!!!! YOU ONLY HAVE A 100 PERCENT SURVIVAL RATE RATE IF YOU'RE UNDER 40!!!!

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>15m ago
March 22, 2020

WA confirms 120 coronavirus cases
Western Australian premier Mark McGowan has fronted the media to confirm the state now has 120 confirmed cases of COVID-19.
There have been 30 cases confirmed today alone, bringing the national tally to 1316.
One of those cases is a clinician at Royal Perth hospital.
And from Tuesday, the state will shut its borders, following similar measures in South Australia, the Northern Territory and Tasmania.
It will consider acquiring some hotels for conversion into self isolation zones, as well as turning Rottnest Island into a quarantine zone.
Holiday-makers have been urged to cancel their trips, and locals to return home immediately.

checked
It this on the final chapter of the Dark Carnival ?

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>the economy

Who else wants to see sick liberals refuse to take chloroquine in a couple of weeks just because Trump said something positive about it?

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it'll be better tomorrow.

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It's literally a Nazi medicine. You should ruthlessly shame anyone who takes it on social media.

BRAZIL CIVIL WAR INCOMING
THE GOVERNORS AND THE STATES ARE REBELLING AGAINST THE FEDERAL GOV
g1.globo.com/go/goias/noticia/2020/03/21/entrada-de-passageiros-de-onibus-e-aviao-segue-proibida-em-goias-diz-caiado.ghtml
oglobo.globo.com/brasil/witzel-reage-atos-de-bolsonaro-sobre-isolamento-de-estados-diz-que-segue-lutando-contra-virus-24320970
twitter.com/lucasfelix/status/1241399436485505025

BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just want my BAT SOUP with 3 dipping sauces all delivered by door dash!!!!

GIVE ME MY BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Liberty mall posters so it's final chapter of dead center

Man on TV said masks don't work. Checkmate retard.

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So much for exponential growth...
Happening over, the lockdowns seem to be working already.

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GALLVIM THREESOME has deployed the National Guard in California.

This is the same guy that told everyone about faggots getting married ".......WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NNNNOOOOTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!"

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,054 (3,261) Italy 53,578 (4,825) United States 26,867 (348) Spain 25,496 (1,381) Germany 22,364 (84) Iran 20,610 (1,556) France 14,459 (562) South Korea 8,897 (104) Switzerland 6,863 (80) United Kingdom 5,018 (233) Netherlands 3,631 (136) Austria 2,992 (8) Belgium 2,815 (67) Norway 2,164 (7) Sweden 1,770 (20) Canada 1,328 (19) Denmark 1,326 (13) Australia 1,286 (7) Portugal 1,280 (12) Malaysia 1,183 (8) Brazil 1,178 (18) Japan 1,054 (36) Turkey 947 (21) Israel 883 (1) Ireland 785 (3) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Luxembourg 670 (8) Pakistan 645 (3) Chile 537 (1) Poland 536 (5) Ecuador 532 (7) Greece 530 (13) Finland 523 (1) Iceland 473 (1) Indonesia 450 (38) Singapore 432 (2) Thailand 411 (1) Slovenia 383 (1) Philippines 380 (25) India 332 (5) Peru 318 (5) Bahrain 310 (1) Russia 306 (1) Egypt 294 (10) Hong Kong 274 (4) Mexico 251 (2) Panama 245 (3) Lebanon 230 (4) Argentina 225 (4) Iraq 214 (17)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +46 (+6) United States +2,660 (+46) South Korea +98 (+2) Philippines +73 (+6) Colombia +14 (+1) Australia +214 Mexico +48 Argentina +67 Uruguay +25 New Zealand +14 Aruba +3…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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>12% fatality rate
>normalfags still think it's "just the flu"
Can't wait for Kung Flu to mutate.

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>be chink
>have virus spread from bat soup/bat testing labs
>close da city
>bulldoze everything into nothingness, quarantine that shit, try to stop it from spreading and actually succeed
>almost everyone in the city is dead
>open it back up
Based chineese overlords, I welcome them with open arms. They will do what the US failed, they will unite whatever remains of this putrid world under its rightful rule and this will be the starting of true space exploration & colonization age

nigger

Whoops meant this.

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ooo i rike dat rery much, rook rery tasty

same thing happened in uruguay
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/19/uruguay-coronavirus-party-guest-argentina

What the fuck is up with the sudden surge of qtards again.
>check catalog
>threads about celebrities xyz "getting arrested"
>threads about debunking the virus
These niggers arrived not even a week ago. Who is paying them?

Honest question:
>Why has Trump not used the DPA to increase PPE production?

He has somehow bullshit "activated" it but hasn't repurposed any factories or anything. this stuff is really needed

I feel a fever coming. No coofs, tho. Should I be worried?

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Been running the numbers today.
NY is the worst, shit will be hitting the fan there about 4/3. > 10% infection.
For other places, like CA and other populated areas, it's more like 4/15.
For less coastal areas (like CO where I am) it won't be > 10% until about 5/1.
So we all have time to do more shopping.
Just 10 more shopping days until the shitstorm in NY, 15 days elsewhere, unless you're in the sticks, then you have closer to 30 days.

this. it's not happening

I don't feel so good...

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WHERE'S MY 300K CORONACHAN

When will we get a /cvg/ hunger games editions?

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u ded man, enjoy the lung damage and ball pain

Here.

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There is a case in Madagascar. We are dealing with an expert player here

>futuro.cl/2020/03/asistente-al-concierto-de-the-offspring-en-chile-asegura-que-tiene-coronavirus/

>They didnt cancel The Offspring concert in Chile (15.000 assistants), Then someone at the public tested positive

Fake graph. Post source you lazy nigger

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It's over.

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>China instructions to spread misinformation on the internet leaked
>archive.is/RUAeY

We can only hope, I am tired of this happening it cost me money

IT'S SLOWING DOWN
>IT'S SLOWING DOWN
IT'S SLOWING DOWN
>IT'S SLOWING DOWN
IT'S SLOWING DOWN
>IT'S SLOWING DOWN
IT'S SLOWING DOWN
>IT'S SLOWING DOWN
IT'S SLOWING DOWN
>IT'S SLOWING DOWN
IT'S SLOWING DOWN
>IT'S SLOWING DOWN

OUR LOCKDOWNS WORKED
HIP HIP HURRAY! WE ARE SAVED!

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>can’t even draw coronachan with a non-Asian ass
Pathetic

shit

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worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/
GET BENT FAGGOT

>OUR LOCKDOWNS WORKED
what lockdowns lmao

What percentage of the deaths in italy are from young people?

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Someone better make a TDS death counter

Post source nigger

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we had 7k infected today dumbass

It was a Saturday, less testing done on weekends. Italy was the same before it shot up again.
Besides, I'm more worried about how people will recover from this virus. The vaccine is more than 1 year away.

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additionally,

HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE
AZITHROMYCIN
WELL UNDERSTOOD
MASS PRODUCED
COMPASSIONATE USE CLAUSE
CURES IN 10 DAYS

IT'S OVER

already debunked:
>"i-it hasn't cured America yet" not even a week has passed since the study was published (not an argument)
>"killer 2g" is 10 TIMES THE RECOMMENDED DOSAGE OF 200mg
>fauci's "it's not a prophylaxis" literally means it's not prevention, THIS SAYS NOTHING ABOUT IT NOT BEING A CURE
>only 6 patients in the study ALL 6 WERE CURED
>>one relapsed after ONLY THE FIRST ROUND out of 6, the treatment isn't bunk
>>one died ON DIFFERENT TREATMENT
>32- and 65-year-old drugs are NOT experimental drugs
>H's retinopathy sometimes caused after 5 years of use or 1000g taken in one sitting (recommended dose is 200mg), neither applicable
>A's heart issues are extremely rare

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RIGHT HERE FAGGOT
GET BENT

I mean do they really need to keep those < 40 quarantined? Just say you shouldn't come into contact with old people.

would help herd immunity and help the young people hurting for money

It just infected so many people in america that there's nobody left to infect.

NO WE DIDN'T LYING FAGGOT
IT WAS 4K, WORLDOMETER HADN'T UPDATED YET
worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/

get out schizo

hot

How true is this?

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The only valid arguments they have is
>average people are retards and can easily overdose
>hcq+zpack should only be taken under medical surveillance due to high likelihood of heart issues it can cause
But instead these faggots keep harping about
>LMAO HOW CAN A DRUG AGAINST PARASITES KILL A VIRUS
>ROFL TRUMP JUST ADVISED AN ANTIBIOTIC AGAINST A VIRUS LOOOOL WHAT A MORON

>Spring Break zoomers pack into airports to go back home
>infection rates tenfold.

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NOOOOOOOOO IT MOST BE SOMETHING ELSE
MY ALCOHOLISM MY BAD DIET PLEASE IM NOT COOFING CORONA CHAN PLEASE DONT RAPE MEEEEEE

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It is not slowing down, it just isn't the end of the day yet. The numbers of cases go up every day, on average about 33% each day.

>Virus hits Africa, Nigerians killed by chloroquine poisoning
Fuck, they have stockpiles of this shit, forgot.

Vaccines don't help you recover.

we're going to make it.

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Ok big fucking question right here isnt the fucking panic here in the states is whats making this shit so much worse? I mean our hospitals are fucking drained as it is right now and my state is only fucking recording 700 cases right now. From what im fucking guessing THERE IS A FUCKTON OF DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS WHO ARE SHITTING THEMSELVES RUSHING TO THE HOSPITAL DEMANDING TO BE TESTED BECAUSE THEY COUGHED

That's an ew from me dawg.

>98%
>believing 98% of the population is under 40
>believing those under 40 can run society after those who are doctors, engineers, educators, and other decade long professions die from eh virus
>assuming there won't be mass starvation and infrastructure won't collapse, and anarchy won't take over globally
Yes, thank you kind shill, you and other like you accelerate this happening by spreading misinformation and telling people not to worry when they should
fuck society, fuck humanity, may chaos reign, ignore quarantines, ignore government authority, and praise corona-chan

Colombia is under lockdown, meanwhile there are riots in the jails of the country, taking advantage of the current situation, nigs gon nig.

>webm related
>twitter.com/hashtag/picota?f=live

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all of these people show up whenever trump makes a mistake

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P A N D E M I C
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Anyone have an answer for my blessed trips?

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can an user tell me what the song is in
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1584837915386.webm
?

We NEED to find out about the genuine chinese numbers, we are absolutely FUCKED otherwise

We have a government that is willing to do this.
Watch the shills flood this out.

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Nigger, this day just started and that site shows nearly 3k in the states. Use your brain and you'll see that it's 7k added. Your coping is pathetic

New Orleans user here, another version of the oc from last thread.

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doctors already using it to treat coronavirus. trump already tweeted about it. CRY MORE.

1000 LESS CASES ON THE 21ST THAN THE 20TH IN AMERICA

IT'S PLATEAUING ALREADY

HAPPENING OVER
>/CVG/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
HAPPENING OVER
>/CVG/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
HAPPENING OVER
>/CVG/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
HAPPENING OVER
>/CVG/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

worldometers.info/coronavirus/

That's exactly what's fucking NYC right now. Massive lines of people with literally just a coof, they're turning away people who seem fine.

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upvote

The Chinese numbers don't matter anymore. Just look at Italy to see how bad things will get.

>cases already leveling off

Doombros, I don't feel so good...

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>Oh the cases went down a bit for one day Happening cancelled!!!!
I swear to god you nothingburgers are so deluded and it's funny to see you cope

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Its all over.

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hold in there Columbia bro

I can see why prisoners want out, those places are fucking tombstones right now

Okay faggot just ignore their graph saying 5k on the 20th and only 4k on the 21st.

How’re the people? Aren’t there a ton of poor Colombians who get paid per day? How will they fucking eat?

Met a lady who said she boiled paper for her kids to eat once just to make the hunger stop.

Have fun getting winded after walking down the stairs

They found a cure, that's it

This gives me a mix of panic and arousal

We have to see the general trend. This could just be a hiccup.

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>one day anomalies is proof
Tomorrow this user will be silent as the daily count doubles.

Yeah, I should have worded it differently. I realize that even without any vaccinations right now, the risk is still at a high point. We have like 10+ different treatments right now that are not officially confirmed to work properly, unless further research is done.

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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT TO ASSEMBLY

Sure. Have a look.

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COPE HARDER

THE SKYS ARE CLEAR
THE ROAD IS UNBLOCKED AHEAD
THE SNOW IS GONE IN SUMMER

WE ARE SAVED, OH HOW WE ARE SAVED
CORONA CORONA HOW YOU CAME AND WENT, AS THE SPRING WIND DOES.

Or we’re running low on tests

So Michael J. Fox is there shooting phone video?

Hi guys, how is everyone doing tonight? Still no CoronaVirus here but a whole of actors getting it.. weird

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>it's funny to see you cope
damn right it is, kek

you're an idiot
the US is on an exponential
their containment is one of the worst

i expect millions will get infected in the US alone

What would be the time between someone with the chinkvirus coughing directly into my mouth and beginning to feel symptoms?

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I don't think nothingburger fags understand. according to this graph its taking just as long to go from 100k to 1 million as it did for it to go from 100 to 1000

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I had COVID-19 for a week - light cough, lethargic, headaches, pretty much just mild flu-like symptoms. Now I feel like a million bucks. This is a bigger nothing taco than Y2K and Al Capone's vault and you sucker faggots are drinking it up like Belle Delphine's bathwater. This is the most pathetic doomsday cult I've ever seen, the world will never share your miserable existance no matter how hard you circle jerk and spread your speculative schizo disinfo. Oh look now there's Hydroxychloroquine treatment that btfo your blessed Coronachan. Oh look I just went through another roll of Angel Soft today
>inb4 bro your lungs and balls are fucked4life!!1!
Lol yeah no life's good kiddo, I'm about to fuck my gf and order an All-Star special from Waffle House. How's all those sardines and ramen tasting?

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>believing official numbers

The point that you're missing is that even though it shows a slight drop yesterday the already high amount today implies that the cases weren't reported until after midnight. Still 7k in about 24h

Bad luck with the cargo flights they get no doubt, one of the personel in charge of that must have caught it and spread it there.

Based logical krautposter

I hope not.

Friendly reminder that ten years ago there was a massive flu pandemic, way bigger and deadlier than this one and you didn't give a shit about it. Take a step back from that media/internet fueled hysteria and find out who's profitting from all of this. Be cautious, but don't let the panic (or excitement) cloud your mind.
You're undeserving of your tin foil hat, you're not supposed to be this gullible to propangandists.

I must know from europe, are the people starting to believe China's lies? that would be another horror to this disaster if people cannot see the real enemy. They are trying to buy you over with masks and doctors. I hope you take them with grace but do not buy into their lies.

NOT POSSIBLE
WE HAVE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS NOW

OH MAN WE ARE SAVED
YES OH YES WE ARE OKAY

HOW'S IT FEEL HAPPENINGFAGS? SAID MY COUNTRY WOULD BURN.
BANG. HAPPENING FUCKING OVER. ENJOY YOUR VIRUS EUROFAGS BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's almost like they're economy tanked and people couldn't pay their phone bills!

Wait until the hospitals are full and the doctors & nurses get sick or straight up flee. When there's no more insulin or antibiotics.. Shit hasn't even begun to begin.

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5 days up to a few weeks. Shit is random

If testing capacity is limited it's going to be more or less the same amount per day as it's a % of tests statistically. If Americans released teh numbers on testing it would at least give some grasp of dynamic instead of some faggot politicians going "20 gorillion are probably infected, stay in your homes."

2-28 days

Andromeda strain watch it

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Good luck m8, here jails are kinda tense but no riots yet.

>Al Capone's vault
I'm still upset about that.

There's a ton of people who might just starve to death.
That's just how things are.

But hey, at least there's gonna be free internet and public services for a while.

I love the inside. People annoy me so I just prefer to avoid them.

i think hes just going through the first stage of grief

Down? nah. Up, hell yeah. It sucks.

Perhaps I should say we shifted but you have only the subtle experience of the subjective self to determine the reality of the experience of the shift. Yet we are all merely conscious observers of the shift and thus contemporary time observers of what is taking place. We are the beholders of our Alpha and Omega. Mere mortal beings whom are quantum observers of the hyper dimensional space time. Our Prayers shift reality much like consciousness shifts the timelines. We are but beings used for Good or Evil and the balance is always present. We must wake up to the facts of our enslavement from social economical tentacles that murder our most beloved. We must break free. WE MUST BE FREE FROM ALL ENSLAVEMENT.

Yep. each week is another order of magnitude. A few more weeks like this and its fucking OVER. Time to see if the quarantines worked. How lucky is everyone feeling?

The swine flu was nothing compared to this.

>that pic
The guys with electric razors just gonna look like this

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Based Left 4 Dead 2 predicting the future

Based.
Thanks for stopping by to tell the truth, these faggots will reel and screech shill, but you're just telling an obvious fact.

I have the brap strain already

Are the chinks right to do this? is mass slaughter the only way out of this hell? Not rhetorical I genuinely want to know what people think

Start 7g c vitamin dailybspread overbday. Nit creates hydrogen peroxide which destroyes viruses

Theme for this year's Spring Break: "It's just a flu, bro!"

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It's insane to me that the elite across the globe are willing to shut down economies over this virus. This thing must be way way worse than they're telling us.

Soon the whole world will be shut down.

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did you get tested or is this self diagnosed

The only schizo in this thread is you.

There are, sort of.
that twitter link might have some vids of nigs running around with the guard's weaponry

checked

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>total cases down
>President Trump has found a cure on his own, baffling the medical industry
>asymptomatic spreading is possibly Fake News
>toilet paper has been restocked

Press 'D' to dab on this faggot virus that WON'T become an Extinction Level Event.

D

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>Store finally fucking makes it so we can only prepackage meat and can't directly serve customers anymore
>All the customers at my store are already shambling around coughing their lungs out
Fuck these stupid greedy corporations dragging their fucking feet refusing to do anything until it's already too late. Doing only prepackaged meat would've been lifesaving two weeks ago, and it would've probably helped a week ago. But there are far too many disgusting orcs shambling around coughing their lungs out for me to believe that this will save a single employee. Chances are me and everyone else in my department has the kung flu now because my fucking store waited until the last possible second to declare that maybe, just MAYBE DIRECTLY INTERACTING WITH CUSTOMERS AS A DEADLY DISEASE IS GOING AROUND IS A BAD FUCKING IDEA. I hope they enjoy the extra million they made in total from keeping all the deli departments open, because chances are they're gonna lose 4x that when all their customers die off because they were too stupid to ban customers from asking for meat and cheese ends. If I don't die then my fucking store is going to wish I did.

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Range banned phoneposter so cant dump images but autism activated, need anons to search and share following leads:
>why is Germany sitting pretty?

Jagermeister?
>56 botanicals mascerated, then cold infused in grain alcohol for 3-4 days
Its a fucking TINCTURE!!!!
Mountain-Folk Medicine ftw
>Originally marketed as a cough medicine
>Ingredient list kept secret, but known to include licorice, mint, juniper, rosehips, cloves
Its a tincture on fucking steroids!

This is already happening in leafland. Nurses in Alberta are refusing to test people because they're not giving them N95 masks and are walking out. Alberta just just fired 750 nurses back in November too.

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is the US ever going to stop domestic flights

>asymptomatic spreading is possibly Fake News
link?

Australia closing internal borders.
news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-live-updates/live-coverage/63a8a567e77ea494fe9b33c1fc2a897f

I'm going to read this post in a couple of months on the archive, just to have an anchor on the feelings of people at the time, and compare it to where we'll be then.

Got a source champion?

My state has 500+ tests waiting for results since Monday, we really are fucked

Time to delete my coronachans, I'm packing up.

No because muh flight companies

We will surpass h1n1 deaths in aprox 4.0-4.5 days according to my models.
Cap it and watch.

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Checked, and...

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his medical advisor said herself theres no basis to see if it will work or not

This German user is correct, it's all about the trend. Needs to see multiple days of decreasing cases to flatten the curve.

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Please post your cutest and sexiest Corona-Chan's (pretty please)

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La Dance Macabre 2020.

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holy shit i remember you the deli guy from last night. Im still fucking baffled that you guys arent getting hazard pay for this shit. They fucking have grocery store workers as "essential workers" but wont fucking pay you as such