Victoria about to shut down

Already announced
google.com/amp/amp.abc.net.au/article/12079124

>most of the right hand side except for TAS, the little island at the bottom is pozzed
pretty sure everything in QLD outside of Pozbane isnt pozzed.

WA are getting roasted by the press on ABC news right now, saying NSW and VIC are closing why aren’t we blah blah blah

Yeah this is true. Rural QLD is all the is left

this is a fucking joke. Wouldn't it just be easier to quarantine high risk individuals (e.g. 80+ y/os, people with cancer, diabeetus, etc.) than lock down the entire fucking country, and without a doubt fuck the economy

link to site? looks useful

Where will I get my decaf almond milk latte?

Melbourne and Sydney always bleet this lie.
The two cities are unbelievably irrelevant not just nationally but globally much to their charge in so they make up bullshit like “the worlds most liveable city” so they can sleep at night.
You see everyone from Melbourne and Sydney is a little teenage girl inside, vulnerable and insecure, who needs constant reaffirmation and reassurance while they listening to boy bands and post vagaytion photos on Instagram.
I hope COVID kills all of you poofters

>abc.net.au/article/12079124
don't post amp links, that shit is google trying to dig its claws in deeper

SÖY

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Rural Australian will survive

petrolspy.com.au/map

>Australia's asshole gets shut down
We're officially constipated

Id laugh until I shit my daks if WA used this virus as a way to secede

Wow. That's damn near what we pay for a gallon here.

if they secede and make a based state i would move there 100%

Also are bottleshops counted as groceries? Or do I have to buy all shit brand booze at Aldi now?

Vic user, I got a call to come into work as early as possible tomorrow morning, employed by an energy company.

They are relevant though, they're the faggot containment cities.

What the fuck is going on in the Eastern states that your petrol prices are that high?

91 unleaded here in Adelaide is averaging 99.9, with most United servos going for 93.5

Queensland won't do shit, we're still like 3 weeks behind the rest of the country.

The simple answer is Jews

the most based state in Aus tbqfh

3 more weeks of panic buying sounds good to me

Neil Mitchell was calling them out last week

>petrol $1.05 all the way out in Toowoomba
>petrol $1.59 in Brisbane city

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>not having pre millennium fuel prices

who baking

also russia, this is a prime time to nuke melbourne.

1.94 for unleaded here, cheapest it's been in 10ish years

It's $1.09 here, I'm an hour NW of Brissy.

As usual, cityfags BTFO.

who else /new computer/?
getting a 3700X / RTX2080 super rig myself

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can we just bomb tassie while all this shit is going on? surely it would take a while for people to notice.

So when you say shutdown, what do you mean? obviously borders will close. Obviously supermarkets, petrol stations etc will stay open. What about normal retail stores? What about bottle-os?

Us VIC anons have 48 hours so I’ll be getting two more shifts, as of Tuesday night it’s illegal to go out i believe.

It’s all still unfolding and an address tomorrow will clear it up, the news is about an hour old.

Strueth, we've been locked down for days waiting for you mainland cunts to catch up.

Why are you so mad?

Good job infecting Tom Hanks, lads.

it's the same over here. the key players in the fuel industry hold all the servos in the inner cities, because the land is too expensive for the smaller, cheaper companies to break into. so as soon as you go out of town, petrol is 20-30c/l cheaper because of united, waitomo, gull, etc.

Here’s the latest, lads.

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Can confirm, live in Sydney. This place was overdue for a good plague purge.

Maybe north Queensland shouldn't shut down yet, but south east should do ASAP

not even mad. we could bomb NT first but what is the point?

I was waiting for case and monitor I wanted to come into stock. Now virus has fucked everything.

Even if I could order today, the businesses/postage will probably be shut down or delayed

Fuck you filthy prison descendants. What you did to the aboriginals. You deserve the nightmare that’s coming to you. Fucking fires and plagued. Lmao.

>s-s-save muh koalas

Remember to spread misinformation.

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yeah thinking about getting a gaming rig and some big nice monitors and claim work expense on it at tax time

Cheers, cunt.

I'm alright with that. I was telling chicks I knew to stock up back in January, most of them were "just a flu bro" shills. Now all of a sudden they're very appreciative.

We try.

stay safe boys, we'll need you in the days ahead

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I live in NSW, and yeah we're shutting down to. However I work for McDonalds so I wonder if they'll be forced to shut down. KFC has suspended their in-restaurant services however Maccas has done jack shit so far

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One of my brothers is up in Rocky, apparently it's not bad up there. I'm out in rural SEQ and we're getting raided by chinks already.

Maybe Ubereats will keep you going

I live in Nowra, we don't have any Uber services here, not even McDelivery.

Family is back in Cairns, chinks have raided all the shops & they're starting to lose it. No rice, flour, toilet paper, all the essentials are cleared out by midday supposedly, and economy is going to shit with tourism collapsing

Damn bro, you might actually be McFucked

You think Maccas won't just operate as Drive Thru only?

if they keep trading they will shutdown the store and keep the drive through open

mate is a cop in cairns he was just down here buying another gun

look at that red virus

I'm from SE QLD. I live in Melbourne. Brisbane is a fucking paradise by comparison.

We'll see. Drive Thru might be considered non-essential

thanks

fuck off cunt, I live here.

source? where'd you get this release?

isnt SEQ literally brisbane and sunshine/gold coast?

It depends if they class you as an essential service I reckon, I’m VIC and we’ll be finding out the finer details tomorrow morning.

pretty much

good for him, what are the firearms rules like over there? never really considered it for the duration i was over there, had family that had them but never really asked, the hunting over there pales in comparison to here

Lmao yeah they won't be classed as essential.

>source? where'd you get this release?
Google it bruz

Is working in a call centre essential? It's for electricity provider, so I'm assuming they r still gonna have calls coming in

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i like to think of it as more of a cleansing fire

I'm a manger of macca's in NZ on the side with uni, we're currently making preparations for this as sales have dropped by 40% due to the situation + hospitality registers. Given NZ/AU macca's basically operate in unison, I would say so, but will be EFTPOS only

call centre should already be working from home

Snag a shift and cop some stock, it isn’t immediate as far as I’m aware.

We pay 1.5 dollars us a liter here

A mate of mine works at a NAB call centre, he said they're doing 2 weeks in the office and then 2 weeks from home rotations, so who knows