The world is about to end and I never had sex

Whats she on? Lmao fuken roasties

yes, and then, no

YO DUDE, SHE'S HUMPIN' THE AIR!
SHE'S ASKIN' FOR IT!
I'M GOIN' IN!

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Had a pretty similar experience, but if you find someone who's fun and you have good chemistry with, it's actually great.

Try harder, n*gger

sex is over rated...youre almost at wizard level... save your powers for good not evil

You don't get powers at 30 anymore.
With the huge increase in the number of incels we had to raise the minimum age for powers to 40.

He was probably not into jews trains unless destination is aushwitz.

Do NOT LISTEN to any faggots in this thread telling you sex isn't worth it. They don't know how to have sex.
GOOD sex is fantastic and absolutely worth it.
Mediocre and bad sex are not worth the trouble and only provide a better feeling hole to cum in.
The problem with being a virgin is your first time is going to suck. And you're going to think "was that it?" and if you never get good at it you'll think you've been cheated.
But I'll tell you what's worse. Being good at sex, having had great sex, knowing great sez is a thing, and then not having the chance to fuck anyone. That's a real struggle.

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Sex is kind of a waste of time unless you love the person, or at least have feelings enough to want to see them again afterwards.

If you don't have that feeling, it's probably more depressing. That feeling after you cum and you feel more lonely with another person sitting beside you is quite terrifying, to be honest.

HERE...take this puppy...you will know what to do with it when teh tiem comes...God speed

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42 and sexless. dk
I'd imagine sex is pretty good. Maybe next life

Didn't wanna get metooed

I think I will probably pay for it before I get to that point.
I'll be completely disgusted with myself and it will be something I can never undo, but at least I will know what it's like.
At 31 it's pretty much too late for me.
I'm too old to get with girls who are relatively inexperienced, and too inexperienced to get with girls who are my age. I occupy this strange "no man's land" that separates me from others.

Fuck off with that degenerate shit. You're an addict.

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Idk, 28 year old volcel here, and every opportunity I had to do it was wrong and would have made me regret it if I did it.
At this point I think peole like us have missed too many developmental milestones, and are permanently fucked even if we do lose our virginity, as it will most likely be a monetary transaction or some type of pity fuck that never goes anywhere and will leave you feeling even more hollow and lonely.
Maybe I am just putting words into your mouth, but the type of love that I wanted doesn't exist in this period of human history, or probably wasn't even ever a possiblity.
All I know is that I might as well keep being a virgin and trying to find the truth as to the nature of existence and reality, and not concern myself with the cares of this modern world or societal expectations.
And if we truly are living in the end times as according to the book of Revelations, then God is going to need some virgins to fight the forces of evil, and I would be more than happy doing that.

go to Vegas, flights are cheap.
Hookers need the money.
you got 14 days to live your dream

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Go to bed, baron.

The turth is in front of our eyes but most people are averse to it. Just because god sent a messenger, after Jesus, who was Arab people deny him. Its crazy!

Have you actually investigated Islam properly, with no prejduice, verses in context and understood how the Prophet peace be upon him and the companions understood it

>It is He who has sent down to you, [O Muhammad], the Book; in it are verses [that are] precise - they are the foundation of the Book - and others unspecific. As for those in whose hearts is deviation [from truth], they will follow that of it which is unspecific, seeking discord and seeking an interpretation [suitable to them]. And no one knows its [true] interpretation except Allah . But those firm in knowledge say, "We believe in it. All [of it] is from our Lord." And no one will be reminded except those of understanding. 3:7

If you mock realize this:

>Beautified for those who disbelieve is the life of this world, and they ridicule those who believe. But those who fear Allah are above them on the Day of Resurrection. And Allah gives provision to whom He wills without account. 2:212

>Christ says love your enemy
>Moohamad says God tells you to loot your enemy and fuck their wives
really nogs the joggin

You are a lying donkey. Very very stupid and sad to see. You are lying about a noble prophet peace be upon him.

Spend a huge amount of time around women and they'll make you gay.

No. Modern Women are worthless and deserve to die.

hyper larper

Yes, but get ready for lots of people who've had it a bunch to say you aren't

Just get a whore. They're having fire sales right now. Pussy is cheap when life is precious.

Man I would have at least fingered her there

First time I I did it my gf offered it up on my 15th birthday. She had been giving me BJ's where I cummed in her mouth for 6 months before that and I thought sex was pretty lame compared to the bjs.

Correct, pussy flows without stop when you're a med.

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You’ll be able to rape all the young Arab/jew (etc.) girls you want soon, user.
Just be patent and work on your choke holds.

>20
Me too but I had to go study abroad on the other side of the world in bumfuck nowhere with no other Americans, making me chad of the land by default

Reeeeeeeee

QUICK STOP HIM!!! THATS RAPE

She looks 100% jewish

None of you guys purchased an escort from the SKIPTHEGAMES website or gone to a Asian massage parlour.

Based and holy pilled

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Not really. I mean it’s fun but so is vidya

this
the amount of investment for the payoff just isnt worth it

sex is an urge, like an an urge to piss or shit

Some of you virgins need to become catholic monks and priest.

And some of you virgins need to go to the Phillipines and impregnate women.

Shes possed by a demon but I'd probably still fuck

Sex is fun if the girl your banging is hot and the pussy is not loose.

This guy touches kids. You can tell.

I swear by Allah I am a muslim and I am being sincere. I am not larping. If you were knowledgeable about islam pretending to be a muslim is something so incredibly dangerous

No

Nice try Canadian glowies, but I am not that dumb, nor will I ever follow the teachings of the Saturn black cube death cults.
Seriously, what is it with you poodle-fuckers and going after virgin white males?
I bet you are some mid 20s roastie diversity hire that they had monitoring this site because your higher ups didn't understand memes. Or maybe your a guy with a gash between his legs. Either way go fuck yourself, you have a lot bigger problems in your country than dudes who want to be left alone to live their lives away from others.

Holy shit I'm the exact same, 31 and everything, spoopy

Technically you can never have real sex if you have a mutilated penis and have to wrap it up in a condom.

That's the reason having the feeling of 'that's it' is because they're having fake sex.

I feel terrible for virgins, honestly. A fate worse than death

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Sounds like Taqqiya to me, Mohammed.

Corona tourists just learning about GATE
pls lurk moar

Really? I thought he was some kind of pajeet

Sex with someone you truly love is the most comfy wholesome experience you'll ever have

ya I bet the most elite hookers, really elite, supermodel cleam hookers maybe even some tight ones, are super cep right now, hotel is cheap too oh wait are all hotels closed, that cant be

if the world's ending nobody will care about rape

based but that doesnt make much sense to me lol

>hot female coworker made a pass at me today
It's not that hard man. Just don't be a dick.

there we go

actually God through the legit Christ says be fruitful and multiply as well, have sex with wives you are married to because it says marry and it says women will be saved and vindicated through childbearing, it literally says it's their sole purpose and fulfillment and duty to God and man

Le ebin 5’5” masculinity

where is this subway video from? what country ?

nah.

i've found that every time I didn't have a gf (most of the time), I wanted sex really bad. but when I actually had access to a goo hole I would get kinda bored after a couple weeks. wouldn't even crave sex every day. eventually you'll literally just start fapping again like normal, and have sex a few times a week.

then when the relationship was over, i would think back about the sex that i took for granted at the time, and fap like crazy to the memory, and wish i had a gf again.

it's just one of those things you build up in your head to be better than the actual moment when it arrives.

True wizard

>people think of infertile sex but not having the next kids and preparing them to be better as the next gen. Winning the game of life.

Bunch of genetic dead end coomers. Keeping jerking it - it makes no difference.

I was in GATE before you were born.