/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2387 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

► Detected: 308,227 (+3,237) ► Died: 13,064 (+60)

►~◄ Remaining to surpass H1N1: 5436 deaths ►~◄

>NEWS
China "lost" 15 million phone users since 2020 started
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Mayor in Italy says death toll 4 times higher than detected
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38 year old civil guard dies in Spain, no previous conditions
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Nurse in Italy: "We no longer count the dead"
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Jordan under lockdown, 9 million people
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>RESEARCH
Patient tests negative four times, was infected
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Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
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Resistant to antivirals
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Patients remain on intensive care for 20 days on artificial ventilation
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Virus spreads through pipes
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>REMINDER
China covering up "second wave" of infections
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Infection could reach 60% of world population
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Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
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Infected in Sudan only discovered post-mortem
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Norway expects 2.2 million infected
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>LATEST CASES
03:31: 109 new cases in Germany.
03:06: 585 new cases and 25 new deaths in New York state, United States.
02:54: 168 new cases and 3 new deaths in California, United States.
02:52: 67 new cases in Victoria, Australia.
02:48: 97 new cases in New South Wales, Australia.
02:30: China’s National Health Commission reports 46 new cases and 1 new death across the mainland, excluding Hubei province. The death occurred in Shanghai. All but one of the new cases were imported.
02:30: 5 new deaths in Hubei province, China. There were no new cases.

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>MORE
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docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE
intelnews.org/2020/03/18/01-2740/
washingtontimes.com/news/2020/mar/19/preserving-the-continuity-of-the-federal-governmen/
latimes.com/politics/story/2020-03-20/lawmakers-falling-ill-coronavirus-congress-remote-work
youtube.com/watch?v=cldlPMLoh_4
bnonews.com/index.php/2019/12/tracking-coronavirus-australia-data/
news.abs-cbn.com/news/03/22/20/3-covid-19-patients-in-qc-sent-home-due-to-lack-of-space-in-health-facilities-mayor
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26552008
harvardtothebighouse.com/2020/01/31/logistical-and-technical-analysis-of-the-origins-of-the-wuhan-coronavirus-2019-ncov/
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1584842570008.webm
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>US State Leaderboard
348 total deaths
32/50 states (+DC/GU/PR) on the board (GU, MN, PR new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
94 deaths
>NY:
80 deaths
>CA:
27 deaths
>GA, LA:
20 deaths
>NJ:
16 deaths
>FL:
12 deaths
>MI:
8 deaths
>CO, IL:
6 deaths
>CT, TX:
5 deaths
>IN, OR, WI:
4 deaths
>KY, MD, MO, OH, SC, VA:
3 deaths
>KS, MA, NV, PA, VT:
2 deaths
>AZ, DC, GU, MN, MS, OK, PR, SD, TN:
1 death

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Listen up kid, I'm a trained and practicing psychologist of 30 years and I've had 1000's of patients over the last few decades.
From general #100 I've been observing. I've only got one thing to say about the type of people who skulk this thread; cause I don't really think you understand the animals you hang around:

Their psychopathic behavior and attitude is way more than enough reason not to trust any of the retarded bullshit on here.
They suffer from a pathetic, parasitic existence and only wish to see innocent happy people die to fill some sick void. This void was likely caused by childhood trauma. Father drank, mother left, etc etc.
It's sad to watch really, why they don't seek some kind of help is beyond me.

Stop making these threads. Go outside, get some fresh air.
Look at the Diamond Princess.
>712 infected, 8 dead
This isn't going to kill us all. Just relax before the stress kills you. You need to relax. You're terrifying your family.

This virus will not do substantial damage. There is a mountain of evidence to prove that.
It's time to leave this thread, leave this site and leave your computer.

The snow will be gone in the summer.
It's time for you to move on.

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kys chankoro

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Is it Happening?

Yes.

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PRAISE
CORONA
CHAN!

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And this is exact the behavior.
Needless hatred against people you don't even know.
What happened kid? Dad drank? Mom left?

> soviet flag
> trained psychologist
> repeats government propaganda

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LOLEMAO

Is it too late to prep up?

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>tfw no boyfriend to fuck and cuddle during quarantine
Why am I so lonely anons

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KEK

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What's the best food to stockpile? Something nonperishable and calorie dense I imagine?

you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded

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>"For the first time in the modern history of the United States, the Department of Defense has been given standby orders to ensure the “continuity of government”, in response to the COVID-19 pandemic. These extraordinary measures, which include evacuating White House officials to remote quarantined locations, and devolving the nation’s leadership to “second-tier officials”, were originally meant for the aftermath of a nuclear war."

>"However, according to Newsweek, “Above-Top Secret” contingency plans are now in place, in case the nation’s Constitutional power successors are incapacitated by the pandemic. Standby orders have been issued for a series of plans under the US Northern Command (NORTHCOM), which was created in response to the 9/11 attacks as a homeland defense military authority."

>"These operations are codenamed OCTAGON, FREEJACK and ZODIAC, said Newsweek, and include CONPLAN 3400 (homeland defense if the US itself is the battlefield), CONPLAN 3500 (defending civil authorities in an emergency), and CONPLAN 3600 (defending the National Capital Region from an attack). Newsweek added that the Defense Secretary, Mark T. Esper, has authorized NORTHCOM to “prepare to deploy” in support of these “potential extraordinary missions”. These include “the possibility of some form of martial law”, where military commanders would be given executive powers across the US until a new civilian leadership would emerge."

>intelnews.org/2020/03/18/01-2740/
>washingtontimes.com/news/2020/mar/19/preserving-the-continuity-of-the-federal-governmen/
>latimes.com/politics/story/2020-03-20/lawmakers-falling-ill-coronavirus-congress-remote-work

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This is my wife after just one week of coronavirus infection. Take this thing seriously folks. You don't want this to happen to you or a loved one.

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Make more breast envy art.

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people dying from the droog?

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Every day that goes on the more im convinced this virus was manufactured by Bill Gates in order to introduce id 2020

See You could really get better by just going to get help kid.
This hatred is worse for you than this virus could ever be.

you can overdose on it. There were 2 overdoses in some shithole african country

>Needless hatred against people you don't even know.

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dilate tranny

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It's an immunosuppressant

literal nothingburger

Last 2 digits of your post are the amount of days left for the virus to leave your town.

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post salsa, hold the bat.

I have dry cough and a discomfort behind the breastbone every time I breath. Two weeks ago I had flu like symptoms: dry cough, fatigue, nasal congestion, and a small fever (37.5 ° Celsius)

Did I get corona'd? (Also, I was asthmatic my whole childhood, 9 years without an attack)

What's wrong? I strike a nerve?
Daddy drank a little too much?

yes, we have entered the stage where it is no longer called "prepping" but "hoarding"
it is still a useful endeavor if you want to have supplies

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you must be destroyed.

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Woah, I really did hit right on the money.
Hope you find help sometime in the future.

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HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE
AZITHROMYCIN
WELL UNDERSTOOD
MASS PRODUCED
COMPASSIONATE USE CLAUSE
CURES IN 10 DAYS

already debunked:
>NEW: "i-it hasn't cured America yet" not even a week has passed since the study was published (not an argument)
>"killer 2g" is 10 TIMES THE RECOMMENDED DOSAGE OF 200mg
>fauci's "it's not a prophylaxis" literally means it's not prevention, THIS SAYS NOTHING ABOUT IT NOT BEING A CURE
>only 6 patients in the study ALL 6 WERE CURED
>>one relapsed after ONLY THE FIRST ROUND out of 6, the treatment isn't bunk
>>one died ON DIFFERENT TREATMENT
>32- and 65-year-old drugs are NOT experimental drugs

throw more retardation at me this is great

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nice tumblr speech larping bro im literally seething

>Pic related
Please be true

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I have to say I was fairly happy for you diehard Yas Forumstard for finally getting their happening but I feel like I've finally gotten to the blackpilled stage of coronavirus. I'm a fit 30 year old and I'm reading up a lot on the loss of sense and smell being alternative symptoms. No fever and no cough. I fear for my parents and grandparents now and it's the ignorance shown in the UK is really dangerous. It's likely going to take someone I know. I know I'll be fine but it's fairly shit. I understand you likely want to watch things burn and finally live le ebin chernobyl lifestyle in some /k/ recommended gear but hey, I really hope you or your loved ones get through it.

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Nu/cvg/ is low effort garbage
Copy paste previous thread with no country summary

kys

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Yeah those are obvious measures to take during a pandemic. There's only like a 15% chance even a single presidential candidate will die, according to one betting site.

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no cure
no vaccine
no hope for the boomer remover!

ok boomer

Can I get a DORIME for St. Corona Chan, cleanser of planets?
youtube.com/watch?v=cldlPMLoh_4

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Lick the doorknob, faggot.

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See? They know they're in a strategically weak position. This reinforces my earlier post.

Shit's getting real, mates...

How many people do YOU know personally in hospital with this meme flu?

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Holy shit. China really released a bioweapon to quell the civil unrest in their country and Hong Kong, didn't they?

Stop that, you won't feel better this way Mr. Chang

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When do we start winning lads?

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>boomer remover

more like the....

ZOOMER CONSUMER.

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difference between chinks and us is that more than 90% of the EU population, including leaders, were in denial until a week ago. Chinks moved pretty fast, but even so, I doubt they managed to contain it, they're just too many

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See Let it all out kid.

>a tale of three cities
>one city

Reminder for leafs that you can still buy a gun if you dont have a PAL, but you'll need at least 2k for a usable antique, and finding exotic ammo may be an issue

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You too UK bro. Keep your loved ones safe.

writfaggot come back. you can't blueball me like this god damn it. i want my cuddling

If anything, people who want this jewish world order to stay in place are the psychopaths.

>seething boomer
there will NEVER be a cure for CovidChan

Asian daytime hours on Yas Forums
Off the charts influx of panicking chinks
It gets much better during Euro and burger daytime hours

based, what about redemsivir or whatever it's called?

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All Hail CovidChan!

HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD
CRY MORE
CORONACHAN IS ALREADY DEAD
IT'S OVER

AHHHHHHHHHH, had to deal with some serious bullshit today. Anyway, did I miss any juicy updates in the last six hours? What did Conte say today?

Why would a virus need protection?

How many liberals with the china virus won't take chloroquine when their doctor offers it to them just because Trump said something positive about it??

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2

pretend you're important
waste more of your time on me
your most precious resource
the fire rises

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these threads have gotten extremely shitty in the last few days
i blame the chinese

First week of March was the last week you could "prep." Now you're going to be choking on the virus, crammed in long lines at Costco like the other normalshits.

Sauce on pre-haz suit image?

Yes! Covid-Killer spares NO-ONE of any age range

>all the magaretards are about to overdose and die from forsythia

Nice try Chang but your shithole spent 3 months pretending it's not happening and killing every whistleblower

so it looks like the outbreak only lasts about a month, which means US should control it by mid April assuming they aren't incompetent

All of them. They'll be asking people to not call it a chink flu as they choke on a ventilator.

>man lives just fine with obesity
>man lives just fine with diabetes
>man lives just fine with whatever else
>gets chinese virus
>dies
>it's the other things and totally not the chinese virus that killed him
You're a coping grasping retard.

I think you're only looking at all the bad in the world.
The world's a great place, you just need to enjoy it.

> noooooo I'm not going to let a little flu virus stop me from marrying my beautiful bride in front of all my friends and family!!!

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AHAHAHAHHAHAHA my airport still releases people if they don't have fevers HAHAHHAHAHA

>Where's the fucking masks Lebowski?

>n=6 (six)
>one relapsed
>one died
>cures in 10 days, the symptoms only last 10 days anyway, so there is no proof that the meds worked and that the virus didnt naturally wear off
ok retard

kys

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Wuhan has been under hard lockdown for over 2 months now, approaching 3. This will last longer than a month.

>UPDATE!
UPDATE!
>UPDATE!
UPDATE!
>UPDATE!
UPDATE!
Colombian prisons are going full riot mode some already escape!
Source: Dude trust me!

Your country literally half chink so you'd be drowning in Covid by now. But you're not. Really makes you think.

I dream big

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What does this say about u trying to troll the troll. Give me my toll fucker

Me, personally? I just despise Asians.

>buys antique firearm
>loads 80 year old ammo
>raider knocking on door looking for some snacks
>pull out antique firearm
>it backfires, blinding you and removes your right hand thumb
>raider takes your snacks

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Sounds like someone is afraid of the "100% cure".

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Kill yourself, 50 cent shill.

See Go ahead kid, seek out my posts.
Let it all out.

Wouldn't it be nice to get Corona?
Wageslaves live the NEET life two weeks long
You'll finally just live life like a loner
I've got the instructions in this song

If you want it then it won't take ages
Not yet airborne but it's reeeeal contagious

If you want to go and get Corona
Go outside and lick each single pole
Don't think of your shit workplaces' owner
Think about that free two-week payroll

Lick each handle, door, chair and table
Can't forget all those metaaaal handrails

Wouldn't it be nice?

user, iiiiif you're sat at home just thinking that it might kill yoooou
(Jan-nies, you toooo)
user, theeeen just go for it, just trust me man, I'm not a jew

You could be happy
(You could be happy)
You'd stay at home fapping
(You'd stay at home fapping)

Wouldn't it be nice?

Now that you've gone outside and got Corona
You can live happy, just enjooooy your boner
Though the woooorld is over

Wouldn't that be nice?

Good night, sweet user
Sleep tight, sweet user
[Repeat until song fades out]

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Holy shit!

This is awesome.

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>people literally die of Trump Derangement Syndrome
This timeline...

bnonews.com/index.php/2019/12/tracking-coronavirus-australia-data/
1237 and ramping.
It's coming.

based

will these lockdowns work?

>They
Interesting choice of words given your proxy

>I know I'll be fine but it's fairly shit.
There's going to be massive economic and political fallout. Hopefully it'll be fine, but I'd say that's the less likely possibility.

Fuck China
Fuck Xi the Winnie the Pooh
Those cases of the young dying are rare as hell
Only very old and sick die in any serious numbers
The governments were deliberately slow, so they could let disease in and cause panic, giving opportunity for more control over citizens
Bill Gates is open about chipping people we will be like cattle
Economical disturbance will only affect us, the common people.
The Jew will always profit no matter what happens
This is blackpill

Why are you here? Literally nobody fucking cares what you have to say. Drink Bleach Mouth Breather.

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just do it :)

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>only 6 patients in the study ALL 6 WERE CURED
5
>one died ON DIFFERENT TREATMENT
We don't know that. It could have been H and A. It was never specified.

news.abs-cbn.com/news/03/22/20/3-covid-19-patients-in-qc-sent-home-due-to-lack-of-space-in-health-facilities-mayor
How fucked are we Yas Forums?

500 mg a day for 6 days is not an overdose, dumbass, that's what the Koreans are using. The Chinese used 600mg in three 200mg pills, one pill every 4 hours or so.

Depends how long people are willing to comply and enforcement

In less populous areas i think it will fizzle out. Cities are fucked though.

>no writefaggot updating
>no user fucking his RL sister update
why even read these threads. it only has 80% shills and 20% cool people

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Australia has more cases now than Japan (allegedly)
>muh Olympics

During a news conference on Monday to provide an update on the pandemic in the country, New South Wales Chief Health Officer Dr. Kerry Chant said six guests from the March 6 wedding at Tumbling Waters Retreat were infected with the virus. By Saturday, that number had climbed to 37.

"I was a guest at a friend’s wedding in Stanwell Tops on 6 March. After satisfying the guidelines of direct exposure and flu symptoms, I have tested positive to Coronavirus," said Australian Australian Senator Andrew Bragg.

***********************
My partner @scottjmaggs and I tied the knot in a glorious fashion on the 6th of March at the beautiful @tumblingwatersretreat in Stanwell Tops. We were surrounded by our nearest and dearest and it was one of the best moments of our lives.

The only media attention my and I were hoping for was to hero all the amazing people and small businesses who helped make our day so special. But due to factors outside our control, our wedding has become front page news for something we could never anticipate…
On our honeymoon we were messaged by a couple of guests who had developed symptoms of COVID-19 and were smart enough to get tested. For this we are eternally grateful, because when their results came back positive it enabled us to immediately inform our guests, provide information to the Health Department and contain the transmission of something currently spinning the world into unprecedented fervor.

There are now 37 confirmed cases in our guest list. Some of whom are elderly family members and people who travelled from interstate and overseas.

Normally, Scott’s charity (@beardseason) is all about ‘early detection’, but unless you’re showing symptoms it’s important not to overwhelm the health system. Instead, know the warning signs, look out for each other and give people a (sanitised) hand instead of pointing fingers.

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Let it all out. Keep going.

>not owning a banana knife

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2g is lethal
Good luck

just read an article on weixin about how new cases in china are from chinese who came back to china from abroad. they have flight details of the people, routes and dates where they travelled from. all new cases, it says, in the last few days are due to cases imported from abroad. 16 provinces and 3 municipalities have cases "Imported".

does anybody have the "styles of 2020" meme???

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Let it all out kid, what happened to you?
Mommy left? Aww poor guy. There are therapists you know.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26552008

The doubt continues, could be man made, they knew since 2015 of the danger and yet here we are.

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ok kid

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Nature paper BTFO

harvardtothebighouse.com/2020/01/31/logistical-and-technical-analysis-of-the-origins-of-the-wuhan-coronavirus-2019-ncov/

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I've already debunked both of your arguments faggots, CRY MORE.

From what I remember, it doesn't look any better. Hopefully a more knowledgeable user can chime in.

you can do it. you have the power.
end your suffering

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Why so many white piggu drop dead than the Chinese? Is it because they’re inferior?

>will these lockdowns work?
Yes and no.
Normies can't into NEET at all.
I expect many to hang themselves in week 2.

keyword: outbreak, of course there will be numbers before and after that

I don't consider myself as a part of the governments

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I'm sure that's what happened
Just like 14 million chinks just dissolved into thin air

Now because of these chinese fucks I have to worry about not getting beaten because apparently all asians are chinese. Fuuuuuuuck

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how long until the millionth case?

That’s legitimately cool

>The only media attention my and I were hoping for was to hero all the amazing people and small businesses who helped make our day so special.
>was to hero
such a narcissistic outlook on things. everything is an opportunity to Social Brand your life.

RFID chips are a meme. They can be hacked, erased, cloned, or rewritten with a $15 device off of Amazon

I heard something about a grey fluid that seals the lungs. Is there any evidence of this?

J U S T I C E

Keep going, spill it kiddo.
This is all those negative emotions pouring out.

Know why you hate me? You don't. You don't even know me.
That's how I know you have issues.

Sure you don't Ching Chong. That would be blasphemy in your commie shithole.

It will upto a certain time then you realize that a huge portion of the population is unprepared for this and food supply will eventually run out. So a chimpout will happen

>2 weeks bro

If you keep replying to trolls/shills they'll keep coming.

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i just noticed that the s protein (in red) looks like it's sitting cross legged and coofing into it's shoulder...

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>►~◄ Remaining to surpass H1N1: 5436 deaths ►~◄
She'll surpass H1N1 deaths by next week.
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1584842570008.webm

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Same

dayz is about to come true. if you can shoot, carry enough food to survive, and loot. then you may not die. Make peace with and pay your respects to your elders. they are not going to be around much longer. Yas Forums may seem to enjoy this happening now, but once the internet goes down, it wont fucking matter anyway. At least we warned people, which is 10 times more than anything any (((official))) outlet had done up until a couple weeks ago.

No.

Now that they go so fast, filters are a must.

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It's just paranoia, I sat in an uncomfortable poang chair all day working, and then my back hurt and I thought it was my lungs (no nerve endings in lungs but if you coof a lot your back muscles hurt). Then I realized I'm retarded because it can't hurt from lungs unless I cough a lot and am no longer worried.

I am worried about my grandfather though. He is 85 but insists on going out to buy stuff on his own even though corona has been detected in our town. I tell him I'll buy the stuff for him and he goes "it's just a cough, plus basically no one in the stores when I go there." Michael Haneke movie-level deathwish and he doesn't even have any health problems.

Why would you let this poor roastie get a fever?

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nice $10 words i didn't read nerd
embrace the void. walk off a balcony

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>Normally, Scott’s charity (@beardseason)
holy shit these cunts are insufferable. beardseason is Movember but with beards for winter. a non-profit scam where the guy makes 6 figures from charity donations.

Ignoring reality isn't debunking. Lick the doorknob.

I have if everything newfound respect and affection for China's unfortunate neighbors
But the yellow commie niggers have to go, every single one of them

No

This is winning

They probably died while taking it for malaria hence the source is a shithole country

At the current rate of growth, we could hit 100k deaths in less than 2 weeks

Nowadays it's literally the same pastas over and over again. I think I'm only going to open these threads when Italy's numbers update from now on .

New Orleans user here. Rate my oc before I die in the plague.

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>I'm sure that's what happened
it's the first time i have seen that narrative written about on chinese social media

Wheres the live feed hombre

Should of put yourself out more fag

>Uncle isn't taking this seriously
>going out everywhere just to look at empty stores
>came over yesterday
>was constantly coughing without covering his mouth

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Begone.

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reminder:
>shills accelerate corona-chan with misinformation and "nothingburger" posting
Yes it's JUST A COLD
the annual flu has killed more, this is an absolute nothingburger, this faggot virus is no pandemic
FAKE NEWS, this is a ploy by the media to slander Trump's re-election, don't fall for this
>keep on posting this and similiar to accelerate the happening and praise corona-chan
ACCERLATE, more misinformation, DON'T PANIC, why contain it? WEW WEW WEW KEK

Keep going buddy. We'll solve this puzzle together don't worry.

>he doesn't know about regex
pathetic

>manufactured bioweapon released
>economy collapse
>governments start to enact massive lockdowns
>activating many special groups
More like the start of The Division imo

Same

Oh no, I love clowns...

Fuck, second day of lockdown, at least I've got re2 to keep me company.

just fucking ignore him already

Don't know if we will actually get here but I'm prepped

Won't be an issue here in 95% white land everyone behaves and stays in line

I'll only lick the doorknob if you lick my knob.

Lets go with lung CTs for $200, Alex

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>the symptoms only last 10 days anyway
well there's that one nasty symptom: death. you saying it only lasts 10 days? so people are coming back to life on day 11? praise jesus. also: zombies.

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It's nice when larps debunk themselves

>Yas Forums may seem to enjoy this happening now, but once the internet goes down
My biggest fear. I have piles of books I haven't read, but if the internet goes down I will crack.

Trump should fucking isolate. Stay away from potential coofers. The press is the most dangerous at point. These people live unhealthy lifestyles of hedonism and coofing. Stay the fuck away from them. Move to virtual press conferences. Keep the coofers in the press away.

Burn the coal, pay the toll.

ok retard

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I'm almost 100% certain I got this. I've been sick for 3 weeks straight. It has finally started to get a bit better, but I'm coughing up nasty shit daily still. I have a sore throat and fever that continues to come and go in spells, as well as a headache, which went away but has since come back for the past three days. I was initially miserable and bedbound from this shit. It's been a slow recovery. For all I know this was not COVID-19 though and just the regular flu(Which I've had before.) This sort of reminded me of that but actually not quite as severe. The only thing weird about this is how long it is lingering, and how certain symptoms keep coming and going. So dunno. I've been self-quarantining in any case.

9/10, will add to my collection

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for 88% of people so far - yes

If you'd looked carefully, there's a simple regex in there, but since most of the pasta is legit ctrl+v pasta, it isn't needed.

The government has like 3 billion lbs of meat, 23 billion lbs of eggs, over a billion lbs of cheese, 4 billion lbs of vegetables, and 2 billion lbs of fruits. We aren't starving any time soon.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I was designed by the top virologists in the Wuhan National Biosafety lab, and I've been involved in numerous infections on chingchongs, and I have over 500 confirmed kills. I am coated in a protein shell and I'm the top pandemic in the entire country of China. You are nothing to me but just another healthy person. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am infecting my secret network of chinks across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare to the sneeze, maggot. The sneeze that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be on any doorknob, anything, and I can kill you in over seven hundred coughs, and that's just with my spike glycoprotein. Not only am I highly contagious, but have a transmissible incubation period of two weeks and I will use it to its full extend to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddman idiot. I will shit mucous all inside your lungs and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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im sticking around hoping for updates to either of those. sister fucker was funny but i hope he scored and writefag was writing pretty good in my opinion
i feel dumb that i havent been doing this

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>assuming they aren't incompetent
why would anyone do anything so utterly asinine?

>if the internet goes down I will crack
I on the other hand will get a lot more shit done.

Infect the pensioners. Fuck are you waiting for?

A common pattern in corona is that symptoms get better, then you get re-sick, then you get better, then you get re-sick. There was some celebrity that described that same pattern, and there was another user in Dallas, TX who said the same thing

We can never know more than the experts. Ive been worried since end of January. Ever since user talking about bats in Brazil can mutate it. He has been right thus far. Told everyone to mocking me being paranoid. What about h1n1 or swine flu...fucking normies. Only believe what they read somewhere that someone told them was trusted sources without critical thinking. But when u say told ya so now get looks of disgust.

Because europeans aren't disinfecting the surfaces, nor wearing gloves nor do they know how to remove them without getting contaminated nor wearing proper masks.

>So, how long does SARS-CoV-2 stick around in the air or on surfaces? That depends. According to a preprint posted Tuesday on medRxiv, the virus persists in the air for up to 3 hours and for 2 to 3 days on stainless steel and plastic surfaces. In research published in the Journal of Hospital Infection, researchers found that a related coronavirus that causes SARS can persist up to 9 days on nonporous surfaces such as stainless steel or plastic. And according to reports including one published yesterday in JAMA, SARS-CoV-2 has been detected in feces, suggesting the virus could be spread by people who don’t properly wash their hands after using the bathroom. But thus far, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention says there is no indication that it spreads through drinking water, swimming pools, or hot tubs

>So, what about outdoors? According to a variety of local news reports from cities including Shanghai and Gwangju, South Korea, the disinfectant most commonly used outdoors is a diluted solution of sodium hypochlorite, or household bleach. But it’s unclear whether bleach destroys coronaviruses outside, and if it does kill them on surfaces it's unclear whether it would kill viruses in the air. Bleach itself breaks down under ultraviolet (UV) light. Then again, Leon says, UV light seems to destroy coronaviruses as well. And coronavirus exposure from outdoor surfaces may be limited already: “Nobody goes around licking sidewalks or trees,” Leon says.

We're cleaning the door handles and the building with bleach because that's all we can get since we're just regular people.

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Ni hao /cvg/ many friend hellos from glorious China..just to say no worries about silly virus, haha, few little problems but now is all ok now, much sorting out of crap by bestest leader Xi. give shoutings out if you needing helping sorting shitty stuff out.

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you can't just take any girl in a china dress and call her coronachan

>Dr. Edsel Salvana
>@EdselSalvana
>Please don't take hydroxychloroquine (Plaquenil) plus Azithromycin for #COVID19 UNLESS your doctor prescribes it. Both drugs affect the QT interval of your heart and can lead to arrhythmias and sudden death, especially if you are taking other meds or have a heart condition.

>There are instances in which doctors may use either or both in CONFIRMED COVID infection, but for compassionate use through a carefully monitored process.
There is data it MIGHT work but it is very early. DO NOT take ANY drug unless an MD prescribes it and monitors you closely.

>I hope that people understand these meds are used by sick people for other infections and autoimmune diseases. If you start hoarding them "just in case" then there will be none left for those who need them NOW. Please act responsibly. There will be enough if we all work together.

That's a guy isn't it?

>born too early to have a sexbot
>born too early to have a robot gf
>born too early to fuck aliens
>born to experience current year political climate
Take me away Corona-chan

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>those little convulsions at the end
fucking kek

Data as of yesterday for Germany
>pic related

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>he didn't download the internet

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That's ten pills.
10 pills of anything in one sitting can kill you.

GALLVIM THREESOME has deployed the National Guard in California.

This is the same guy that told everyone about faggots getting married ".......WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NNNNOOOOTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!"

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Keep going buddy, I'll even set you up with a therapist.

From what I've read by you so far I'd say it's Early onset schizophrenia. I'm only here to help kiddo, stop panicking.

naming that drug was not good. now doctors are starting to fraudulently hoarding it for themselves, some even claiming they are going to malaria infested areas, as i saw one pharmacist report.

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Pasta, rice, meat in canned, oil.

you have to print the whole internet out sheet by sheet.

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Go eat some bat soup.

Damn, I'm gonna start larping for all your free (you)s

Who here hyped about spring break!

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I should clarify - more incompetent than the countries with previous outbreaks

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Normalfags are too incompetent to stay indoors for 2 weeks.

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Hopefully all of them desu

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