I accidently said niggers tongue my anus out loud while i was with my girlfriend and her friends and now she's breaking...

i accidently said niggers tongue my anus out loud while i was with my girlfriend and her friends and now she's breaking up with me. Thanks alot faggots

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No problem!

God I wish that were me

you had a gf in the first place? lucky

if she wasn't ride or die, she wasn't the one.

oh user, you never had a gf
and never will

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I totally believe this, m8.. was she cute?

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And this is why is stopped saying nigger even in private. You never know when it's going to slip out. I once screamed fucking nigger while playing smash and I got really nasty looks from my nerdy black friends.

I hope you learned a very valuable lesson.

Yup, a girl who dumps you for showing your powerlevel could never be the one

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>my girlfriend
I'll take Shit That Never Happened for $400, Alex.

mild kek

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A year ago I was passing through Texas and found a safe place to bury a few pounds of my stash. They are sealed bags of pot in an ammo can, and late one night we buried them in a location no one would suspect. I cannot return that way anymore due to lack of money. It's yours if you want it at GPS
29.775739, -95.727555

good, you should never be allowed the chance to reproduce

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I bet my ass that's just a taco bell ain't it, FATTY?

send here to pic related and call her a cunt.

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are people's speech patters actual influenced by what they type on the internet because i say horrible things i would never say irl but it never floods over ever in any way. am i the only one?

>tfw I can meme around mine and now they're even on Yas Forums
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OP, maybe don't be a literal homo to the point where if you say something jokingly your retard normie lefty roastie gf dumps your faggy ass. In what situation would you say it anyway? Did you just blurt it out, or what?

sucks bro

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>>I did a thing
>>it's you fault
Oof

user your a retard and a terrible liar. You faggot

Nothing lost. She probable has rice nigger aids.

lmao she probably thought you have Tourettes or something

you should have called her a niggerwhore

No, many of us hide our powelevel, OP is just an idiot.

Lmfao

>showing your powerlevel
I wouldn't date a delusional retard either

If that didn’t make her instantly squirt then no big loss. Move on.

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K.. keep me posted

If she wanted to break up with you over a couple of words, then good riddance ! You are now free fren.

Man I’m on here a lot I have never said “niggers tongue my anus.”

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I accidentally did the same thing actually
>hanging out with big group of friends and gf
>one or two mystery meats in the group
>someone asks where we should go to eat
>someone says “how about black anus lol”
>immediately spurt out “niggers tongue my anus”
Needless to say it was an awkward ride home, but I didn’t get broken up with at least.

"nigger, tongue my anus" is pretty close leaf

That is so funny!

Too bad it never happened

Is it good shit, or some harsh ass ditchweed?

She sounds like a jerk.

I'm on Yas Forums so much that I was on the phone with my mom and was talking blacks looting in LA now and I think I accidentally called them niggers at some point instead of "black people".

>i accidently said niggers tongue my anus
retarded underage faggot.

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when you're talking about blacks, never relax.

This dumb nigger never had shit.
Demoralization thread.
Fucking faggot.

Sucks but probally for the best. Don’t want to end up like that married (now divorcing) Nordic guy from yesterday

The land prophesied by Kek

Lols

No, take her on a roadtrip.
I've prepared a course for you.

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Your fault for having a retarded girlfriend.

Your hand is breaking up with you?

Anytime my friend, you'll thank us later.

I call my girlfriend a potato nigger cause she's irish and she loves it

Laughed so hard I'm pretty sure my neighbors heard me.

lol, read the reviews for mount coom

Anyone who doesn't regularly say the word nigger is a fucking retard and you're better off staying away from them.

Autism terrets?

>niggers tongue my anus

what is it about this phrase that is so powerful?

If she can't laugh at that then you are better off without. No more dead weight.

Nice larp faggot.
Also you would only have yourself to blame.
Also KYS
Also why would you care what a hole thinks there worthless.

Kek, this explains Aussie shitposting. You've been doing it since you were banished there.

>implying you have morals

>accidentally
imagine having no self control

You're welcome!

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