Global pandemic

>global pandemic
>not one user has it
>or knows someone who has it
When did you realize it was a hoax?

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Fakefags are the worst. Go back to GLP and take your meds

>antisocials becoming infected

A teacher at my wife’s school has it.

there's been a bunch of anons making threads claiming they are infected you retard

now whether or not they are glow niggers larping is up for debate

Don't you mean your wife's son's school?

Shhhh! You're going to spoil the plan.

>anons making threads claiming they are infected
Shills.

just fyi i farted

Don't worry we are all dying.

Saying you know someone with Winnie the Flu is the new equivalent of saying you knew someone at Sandy Hook

I've already had it. Back to work. Occasional cough and frequent fatigue but otherwise I'm fine.

When the 5g stuff came up I knew it wasn't muh cronavors. Its really shocked me how far this bullshit hoax has gone through

my aunts husband knows somebody that i believe died from it in ontario recently

Most anons here would only get it from their mom sliding infected tendies through the door before running away from the putrid stench of dried semen and piss coming out from the gap.

I made a thread that only one person replied to. Here’s my pasta.

Pretty positive my family and our friends have/had it. Live in MD near Rockville and other confirmed cases. Timeline as follows
>Round 1 Fight!
28 Feb - friends’s 5yo son gets nausea, diarrhea, headache, body aches, chills, fatigue, and fever.
29 Feb - wives of friends still get together for their book club despite protests from us husbands. Mom of sick kid goes. Son is sick with symptoms for 5 days. Son tested negative for influenza, denied covid testing.
1 Mar - parents of sick son get same symptoms. Parents sick for 5 days.
3 Mar - my wife gets sick with same symptoms. She is sick for 3 days.
6 Mar - my 2yo (almost 3) son gets sick. A husband of another wife gets sick. My son barely shows symptoms, pukes a few times, back to 100% following day. Husband of other wife sick for 5 days. All same symptoms of original case.
7 Mar - I get sick. A husband of yet another wife gets sick. My only symptoms are puking, very mild diarrhea, some body ache. No fever, chills, fatigue. Sick only 2 days. The other husband has nausea, diarrhea, fatigue. Suffers fatigue and stomach issues for 6 days. He tested negative for influenza, denied covid testing.
>Round 2 Fight!
12 Mar - 5yo original victim gets sudden 104+ fever, cough, and congestion. Again denied covid testing. Told it’s likely a combo ear and sinus infection.
15 Mar - Other husband who became sick in 7 Mar develops slight cough and says he gets periods of chest pain. Denied covid testing. Tells me his brother’s family has been going through the same things since 8 Feb. His brother’s wife and 6yo daughter had the gastrointestinal issues for a week. His brother got sick immediately afterwards on 15 Feb. His brother developed a persistent cough 1 Mar and has been denied covid testing. On 17 Mar, his brother’s 6yo daughter developed a fever and hacking cough. As for me and my family and everyone else mentioned, no respiratory issues yet.

Dead on! A corona teacher just now literally just knew a kid whose parents flew over my neighbor's house

I got it or the flu. That's the real trick. Even if I tested positive. how would I verify the test. I, ironically, I was going to start a course to get certified in gene lab work. But I didn't have the money

So sick and contagious but not confirmed.
Just paranoid about cv but not the new 5g tower on your street

They won’t fucking test anyone

They tested random NPC who showed up at drive up testing station in Riverside, South California.

my step dad's boss got it
did u have a runny nose? if u get corona you have flu symptoms except a runny nose

Except that I do???

Because they know why people are having health reactions. The test changes nothing.

Probably pre-planned it. I now doubt that covid testing is a real thing. I don’t think they can truly test for it.

he's right though how do we even know it's been spread here? where are all our corona chan vids of people collapsing in the streets?

>no one has it because no one is making threads about it
>but the people making threads about it are lying and don't have it

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Yeah but I would get access to additional paid sick leave if even one of the people tested positive. Tons of employers are telling employees about access to unlimited paid sick leave if you test positive for covid or are ill and were recently around a confirmed case. Impossible to levy when docs refuse to test.

I've been living NEET style in my mom's basement for about 10 years. Does that answer your question? Now everyone must feel the pain of what I enjoy.

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it's not a hoax. overblown? yes. but not a hoax.

Sounds like a big company thats in on it. Why would they agree to pay a large percentage of their staff to do nothing if they didn't think it was horse shit?

This is from queens on march 4th

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>not one user has it
I had it when I flew out from thailand and had a layover in japan.
I'll post a pic when I was in japan after this post.

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Coronavirus doesn't just make you pass out on the sidewalk lmao.

>Sleepy nigger pic
Well I'm convinced.

in my town the flu is fucking everywhere and it's a serious flu too, high fever and stuff. but we just got our first two corona cases yesterday so idk

I unironically have it

Post a positive test result

Everyone said that this was a prank and the guy got up and walked away, which didn't convince anyone because they all thought he was still infected and just regained consciousness.

And you unironically have no proof of that statement

there was one in /cvg/ yesterday iirc before it was 300K infected

Corona-virus literally just flew over my house. Confirmed.

Here's me in tokyo.

Couldn't get one in my state when I was feeling the worst symptoms. I feel a lot better now probably because I'm a zoomer, but people are underestimating this hardcore.

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I know someone who has it tho.

cuz we all yung gunz super spreDers

I know of someone that died of it in December.

Yeah it does, where the hell have you been?
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post a negative test result faggot

All I know is that most of us are really just hypochondriatic and filled with pandemic anxiety.
Truth is, we really don't know. We just don't know.
I'm not gonna run around outside like the rest of the mindless turds to risk my ass.

Then post obituary

>>not one user has it
>>or knows someone who has it
I know pic related

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I got a dry cough a few days ago, and had fatigue and body aches. But I never had a fever, and I seem to be getting better. My lymph nodes have swollen up and my cough is kinda going away slowly past two days.

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Better to overreact and have people tell you you were being silly then don't care and fucking die tbqh.

Its real faggot. Pic related 20ft away from me.

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Yesterday

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>This little AIDS monkey
Why would I take a test? Or anyone I know? Or they know?
BECAUSE NO ONE FUCKING HAS IT!!!

prove you dont have it then, retard
you cant

The virus fills your lungs with fluid. So yeah it can make you collapse be you fucking mong.

Mate, you're looking at multiple people posting people they know, lung scans, and myself telling you that people have it and you chose to act like a moron.

I mean, go ahead and go out if you want. It's starting to hit the little towns now.

Nice no link and tranny pic

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Prove the moon isn't made of cheese faggot

>Nice no link and tranny pic
cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/coronavirus-patient-1.5502501

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posting more Webms

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>deflecting
ok you lose, later retard

Probably had it and it was a literal nothing burger. 4 days of minor symptoms but nothing even remotely impactful although I am in mandatory isolation for another week to make sure it doesn't flair up later.

I've been taking vitamin C + selenium supplements daily and more if symptoms increase to anything beyond that. Also thank your mom if she is antivaxx because that might effect the severity of it as well.

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You’re married to a schoolgirl?

I was sarcastically implying that you can't prove something you can't reach

you are incredibly ugly

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passed out Italian in webm

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