/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2386 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

NOTHING

BURGER

Please come to the Olympics

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>pastebin.com/6dFz4pEW
filthy degenerate faggot

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE CORONA VIRUS IS DESTROYING OUR PEOPLE!!! THERE IS ONLY A 98 PERCENT CHANCE THAT WE WILL LIVE!! WE NEED TO FIND A CURE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE OR SOON THERE WILL ONLY BE 98% OF US LEFT!!

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I'm a youngish white man with very healthy lungs. This virus doesn't hurt my type, right?

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Indian doomer reporting in

Actually doing better than every other affected country till now which is surprising.

>298 cases as of yesterday. Majority of the cases are of those who came back from other countries.

>Govt marking all of the travellers that are returning. Some states in lockdown.

>No community spread till now

>A nationwide "people's curfew" being followed today.
AND IT'S FUCKING BEING FOLLOWED FOR ONCE!!

The weird part being that the curfew did not have to be ENFORCED and is more of a people's decision.

DESERTED ROADS!!! I REPEAT DESERTED ROADS!!!

Actually feeling that we might NOT get hit that bad.

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Any new cases in Missouri? I asked last time but got no responses at all

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The Chad Doctor

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Will we ever get to the bottom of the true origin of corona virus?
It's clearly not an overt chink bio attack as it started in china itself and some say they couldn't even possibly have the skills and resources to manufacture something like this. Yet at the same time a lot of people are saying it's just came from the wet markets, which is an incredibly flimsy theory as there are hundreds of wet markets in china and the virus just so happened to come out from the city that also had a nearby level 4 virology research laboratory.
So what gives? Some greedy bugmen selling used lab subjects for meat to the market? Or maybe the market wasn't involved at all and it was an accident at the lab they tried to cover up?

I’m ready for a dominatrix at this point

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Better think again. It just takes longer to kill you.

I unironically hope they do, would be amazing to hear about peak fitness athletes dying

Italian new yorkers are losing it lmao

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Stop destroying the economy, the show must go on

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health.mo.gov/living/healthcondiseases/communicable/novel-coronavirus/

It'll hurt your parents and, once they clog up the ICUs, there will be no room for you. That's why the patients in Euro ICUs are getting younger and younger

somebody needs to dig through the archives thread and build a wall of Gary posts in chronological order.

Nice Larp faggot you need to be gassed

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So can you burn 6M boddies in the time given or not?

Try it

I'm fine with 1 to 2 rolls per month.

What county?

>NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooohoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE ARE DOOMED!!! ONLY 99.8% OF PEOPLE UNDER THE AGE OF 40 WILL LIVE!!! A WHOPPING 0.2% WILL DIE! WE ARE HEADING TOWARDS AN EXTINCTION!!!

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>not letting your creativity flow during lockdown
lazy nigger

2% chance of death is massive though. It's the most danger you've ever been in your whole life.

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That’s a sloppy visual

>Coronavirus killed Kenny Rogers

This isn't fun anymore, I want it to end

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I found this BD user post from today. Over a million dead chinks.

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>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
Bro what are you shitting.

>90 CONFIMRED CASES
Oh shit, WHICH COUNTIES?

Thanks for the threadly chance to post this.

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Give it 2 weeks

Try the numbers on round 2

If you haven't found a gf yet, there's no use but to die lonely.

twitter.com/CMichaelGibson/status/1239718351573843973

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What's with all the chink glowshills spamming these threads. Don't they have something better to do like closing their wet markets

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Anyone got some funny stories about the Wuhan virus? Might as well get a giggle.

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send me 100 boxes of your finest cow piss.

>estimated
>in 3 months wuflu already kills more than the regular flu every day

You are loved!

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>Defend tlmuh economy at all costs
It's just like that south park episode

>that flag and theory
We're getting hit too

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There's billions of them. In fact, there's probably a lot of them in confinement with nothing better to do.

health.mo.gov/living/healthcondiseases/communicable/novel-coronavirus/results.php

YES! AS A 24 YEAR OLD, THIS DATA FROM ITALY REALLY HAS ME WORRIED! I BASICALLY HAVE A 100% CHANCE OF LIVING! GOD I'M SO SCARED!

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Lockdowns finally starting in Australia. Time for bunker mode and 24/7 shitposting till it blows over

>give your life so the corporation's stock doesn't crash
When can we just start cleaning the population?

Why’s Florida looking like? Still have a job at a hotel near the airport. Got most things covered prep wise.

Who remembers him?

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Been away for a while since yesterday. Did that one user fuck his sister yet?

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I smell microbenis chinks on proxies

kek

Yeah cuddling would be lovely, but I (and the rest of the facesitting fags probably) would like it if you'd finish the facesitting tangent first

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>712 Infected on Diamond Princess
>8 Dead
It's closer to 1%, still bad but like he said; really not a big deal.

1.4 billion of them m8
More than all the white nations put together

Chek't for Jackie Yas Forums

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Are you my nurse?
Thanks, but I'm not sick anymore

We Own your shit tier irrelevant country

Never forget it

Taiwan number 1

I'm nothing.

HAHAHAHA this has to be a south park parody.

ZOG guarding that supply like it's immigrant rape & murder statistics.

>Cup sizes aren't eeriely close
What the fuck, Ebola-chan should be just as big as Corona-chan

eu.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/music/2020/03/21/kenny-rogers-dead-piers-morgan-more-stars-mourn-rip-gambler/2890683001/

I'm having nausea and diarrhea, but I show no fever. Should I be concerned?

Poor Ebola chan was way too good at what she did

Friendly reminder that only one BASED country has the QUININE in its coat of arms

>the tree in the top right section is the cinchona tree (the source of quinine, a powerful anti-malarial drug and the key flavorant in tonic water), on a white background, representing the national flora

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He will be a martyr for the destruction of china

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People still buying shit at the local Walmart. Quarantine still not yet in effect, people still playing and doing yard work in suburbs.

>economy has collapsed

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Pretty much the same story in vancouver

>job at hotel near the airport
F

I think it's going by number of cases, rather than deaths.

>Keep the economy going, goy
>Don't care if your parents and grandparents die
>We taught you to hate them

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I get what the pic implies but they are both around the same number of deaths, shouldn't they have the same tits size for now?

Delete

Yes, don't remember his name but his message scared the fuck out of me and got me prepping in late jan

>Why’s Florida looking like?

>youtube.com/watch?v=2bgCCXSrwHA

>miamiherald.com/news/coronavirus/article241401496.html
>DeSantis considers new strategy in Florida coronavirus fight: isolation shelters

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>nausea and diarrhea
isn't it every day for muricans?

>China had done a great job containing it! See no new cases!
How do I tell my family that China is feeding them obvious bullshit?

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Its chimk made

HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE
AZITHROMYCIN
WELL UNDERSTOOD
MASS PRODUCED
COMPASSIONATE USE CLAUSE
CURES IN 10 DAYS

already debunked:
>"killer 2g" is 10 TIMES THE RECOMMENDED DOSAGE OF 200mg
>fauci's "it's not a prophylaxis" literally means it's not prevention, THIS SAYS NOTHING ABOUT IT NOT BEING A CURE
>only 6 patients in the study ALL 6 WERE CURED
>>one relapsed after ONLY THE FIRST ROUND out of 6, the treatment isn't bunk
>>one died ON DIFFERENT TREATMENT
>32- and 65-year-old drugs are NOT experimental drugs

throw more retardation at me this is great

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I member

I'm living under a rock. Who is this?

die chinksect

Stop eating so much McNuggets and stop drinking Coke.

>None in Lincoln yet
Good enough to sleep tonight, here's hoping that everything stays good tommorow tho

No need. You'd probably get looted and shot dead by a nigger till then.

Anons should pay attention to this when thinking about DIY masks.
Also, there's a protocol how on to apply, remove and dispose these masks.

The first whistle blower doctor that told us how bad it really is

>DESERTED ROADS!!! I REPEAT DESERTED ROADS!!!
Where are people shitting now?

last I checked up he was just about to after he threw his hissy fit, idk if he actually did tho because i didnt get any updates

Why not spend some time with them before they die bro stop trying to freak them out at dinner

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>covid19info.live
dude do I get a free MyPillow™ if I go to that shekelgrubbing site?

Every time I hear/read/see "just a flu!" type bullshit I wonder if the person saying it has ever *had* the flu.

It fucking sucks, bigtime.
If this Coronavirus doesn't kill you, it will still give you one of the worst experiences of your entire life, imagine every cell of your body in pain, fucking hell....

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Just wait a few months as China remains in lockdown and rioting starts.

Listen up kid, I'm a trained and practicing psychologist of 30 years and I've had 1000's of patients over the last 3 decades.
From general #100 I've been observing. I've only got one thing to say about the type of people who skulk this thread; cause I don't really think you understand the animals you hang around:

Their psychopathic behavior and attitude is way more than enough reason not to trust any of the retarded bullshit on here.
They suffer from a pathetic, parasitic existence and only wish to see innocent happy people die to fill some sick void. This void was likely caused by some childhood trauma.
It's sad to watch really, why they don't seek some kind of help is beyond me.

Stop making these threads. Go outside, get some fresh air.
Look at the Diamond Princess.
>712 infected, 8 dead
This isn't going to kill us all. Just relax before the stress kills you. You need to relax. You're terrifying your family.

This virus will not do substantial damage. There is a mountain of evidence to prove that.
It's time to leave this thread, leave this site and leave your computer.

It's time for you to move on.

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26552008

>A SARS-like cluster of circulating bat coronaviruses shows potential for human emergence.

Yeah, drink ginger ale instead, user, it's way better than Coke

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Both, kufr. We Muslims kill and are killed (Surah 9:111). Inshallah.

Checked, by the way.

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twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1238076579466674178

As long as there a people dying there's no cure. If there was a cure, and with this drug being so common, there wouldn't be any deaths today. Cures either work or don't they don't wait for presidents to pray to god.

Hundreds of passengers flew back to their country of origin, you can't base your numbers on the cruise ship you fucking mong.

based

Wasn't a Doctor, just some dude. "Citizen Journalist"

is the HCQ treatment legit or not, wtf is going on? Why isn't it being rushed to push this slut in her place

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Delet this

just kill the bats, no big deal.

Chen Qiushi. He told us that they were running out of testing kits, and that the CCP was doing a piss poor job
youtube.com/watch?v=5hFNOiCOLJ0

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But you have the Chinese commie flag, why should we believe you?

Come collect then BITCH.

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What's scary about this graph is countries that are showing more cases early on actually have the means to test. We all know damn well that South America and Africa aren't going to have the infrastructure that Europe and N. America has.

Fair enough. I assume they bring it is as a little bit of national pride (which they despise for some reason). We are half Chinese

>It fucking sucks, bigtime.
People get the sniffles and think it's the flu because it sounds cooler.
Flu sucks ass. Now try being 80 and a diabetic or something and get it.
NOW try increasing mortality by about 30.
No wonder this thing kills.

I will never forget a chinese man that speaks against the CCP.
I hope he is alright but i fear he might be captured or worse.

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Alright, I'm out for a while. If someone sees facesit user give him that pastebin (pastebin.com/6dFz4pEW), I guess I'll finish it later. Have a good time shitposting with the shills, guys.

Show us your flag

Same here. Although, the cute girl at the gas station was giving me the eyes earlier.

(obligatory my dad works for nintendo meme here)

Fuck China
Xi looks like Winnie the Pooh
The virus is overrated, maybe even fake
We will just get more tyranny, the jew is eternal.

>DeSantis considers new strategy in Florida coronavirus fight: isolation shelters
I mean, all the hotels are next to vacant anyways, might as well just use them.

Who is this girl and how is she so based?

HIS NAME WAS CHEN QUISHI

>medicine
>side effects: death

*

>twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1238076579466674178

is this lady in danger? she's tweeting all kinds of shit. is she /ourgirl/?

Do people in general trust South Korea? Because they seem to match China in making the slope negative after a few weeks.

>Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
>archive.is/CI9sO

Where does that link say it infects bacteria? I don't see it.

Don't they already own half of Africa and Canada?
They'll literally buy you while you're sleeping.

>As long as there a people dying there's no cure.
SHIFTING THE GOALPOSTS
WELCOME TO THE LIST
>b-but if the virus isn't completely extinguished then the c-cure isn't a cure!!!!

>is the HCQ treatment legit or not, wtf is going on?
Anecdotally it seems to help and it's a standardized part of Korean treatment regimens. We just don't know if it actually makes a difference or not since the one study published in the West regarding it was obviously goalseeked.

Start the bat genocide

Because everybody knew about it and tried using it since January. The fact that it did nothing is proof enough that it will continue do nothing no matter how much praying Trump does.

Hope your mother will be raped

the tablets are made in wuhan so probably not
also during the white house press conference the lady said no it wasnt legit

Wuhan China

They knew this stuff at least since 2015, they were co authors in this study.

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1% when you're in the first weeks of the outbreak, all the world attention is on you and there's plenty of space in hospitals to get treated. That 1% is the absolute best scenario which doesn't last long until the hospitals are overrun during an outbreak.

You're really all in on this aren't you? Why don't you up the sample size and start licking doorknobs and then take those meds yourself.

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Bill Mitchell: Biological Accelerationist

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Chen Qiuishi
A god amongst men

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Finally

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i believe it

>death
fuck off here's the list you delusional kike:
headache, dizziness, ringing in your ears; nausea, vomiting, stomach pain; loss of appetite, weight loss; mood changes, feeling nervous or irritable;
skin rash or itching; or hair loss.

A real human being, the guy that tried to warn us all.

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So you are telling me that the US has a cure found in many households but still leaves 80 people to die today for fun.

Are you stupid? Chloroquine and hydro-chloroquine are SYNTHETIC analogues. Not structurally related to quinine

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This mother fucker hasn't done an honest day's work in his life.

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Kill yourself

Go tell the authorities then. Oh wait, you think the authorities are jews trying to steal your brain through your TV.

oh... ok. Bye, user. Thank you for your service!

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Same at seatac,. They are releasing people who say they have it so they can fly.

He has disappeared for over a month. He is either in a gulag being raped every day and being worked to death or if he got lucky got a shot in the head and is rooting somewhere.

>feelsgoodman2.0.jpg

Is there a Chinese team on /cvg/?

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It's like 325 cases fag

RIP Chen.

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channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/covid-19-singapore-no-entry-short-term-visitors-12564546

No entry or transit through Singapore for all short-term visitors amid heightened risk of imported COVID-19 cases: MOH

SHUT IT DOWN. Except for trade. Oh and those essential services. And citizens and PR and well it's not actually that shut down you know?

Death rate in Korea and Japan is awfully low.
Italy probably fucked up counting.
Bill Gates is talking about putting microchips in everyone.
We're fucked.

Inshallah

God imagine being in your 50s or however old this guy is and all you do all day is spam twitter.

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It looks like you guys were wrong

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Thanks for the link mate

shutup you canadian cuck. you mutts deserve to be wiped out

Funny how total random accidents work with a virus that also serves every major US foreign policy goal, huh?
And they MAGICALLY had the cure all along ready to break out when it its the US hard. How fortunate.
If only there was more evidence like, say, trying to buy out curavac, thereby prolonging the suffering in Europe.
Fucking burgers, man.

It feels like it sometimes. But it could just be a bunch of severely autistic brazilians

the treatment is already being used on coronavirus in hospitals through "compassionate use." the drug through these means is already vetted for all intents and purposes by the doctors (no need to wait on FDA approval). while FDA looks into it, the treatment is already happening. it's over.

>2015-2017 mass shootings

>2018-2019 mueller probe & bogus impeachment
end of 2019 impeachment ends

>2 weeks later KungFlu

>2020 Kungflu shilled so hard the global Economy takes a shit and uses ALL the toilet paper in an attempt to wipe its' own ass.

we are here

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Spain is catching up to Italy.

>shopping for elderly neighbours
you want them dead so the pension funds can be directed to niggers, muzzies, illegals and trannies. It's kinda your thing

I have dry cough and a discomfort behind the breastbone every time I breath. Two weeks ago I had flu like symptoms: dry cough, fatigue, nasal congestion, and a small fever (37.5 ° Celsius)

Did I get corona'd? (Also, I was asthmatic my whole childhood, 9 years without an attack)

This """miracle cure""" is Trumpfags' last chance to salvage any hope of him getting re-elected or of staving off total economic collapse. That's why they're hoping and praying that it'll work but there are no valid studies that show it will. If anything, there's negligible difference and taking too much will kill you. Oops.
>inb4 muh chang
>inb4 muh shill
Suck a dick Trumniggers. This is all on you guys.

Why is that shit in English and not in Chinese?

>t.didn't buy the dip

I was arguing with somebody before about India/China and I said that we haven't had many major diseases come out of India. I could be full of shit and just not know my history, but nothing major springs to mind.

Is there any kind of reason for that?
You guys probably don't have wet markets and I feel like if somebody set one up they'd get clobbered and their shit set on fire.

China appears as a more sanitary country, but in the last 20 years from wet markets we've had bird flu, sars and now this shit. China is a petri dish of disease.

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the study ended Tuesday faggot. "it hasn't already cured USA" is not an argument.

that's why i fear the worst, the most likely options is that he is a corpse, a slave or the next involuntary donnor of organs.
But i still can't accept he is gone.

>there are more infected people in New York than the entire UK
Absolute degeneracy.

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We don't have anything because chinks bought them all, our healthcare system is fucking terrible, and our country is ran hy legitimate retards.

Can you get tested in Mexico or do they just send a cartel squad to saw off your face

Was the pool closed or what?

If I was to crane in a concrete lid for that hole, say 12 inches thick, would all those niggers be able to lift it off and get out?

why would it not be in chinese, retard?

>Go tell the authorities then.
trump already tweeted about this cure and doctors are already prescribing it.

Can St. Corona Chan, cleanser of planets, get a DORIME?

youtube.com/watch?v=4jNgrf6aDvw

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What is that pic?

I hope corona doesn't do this to everyone. Absolutely disqusting

Who cares about infected numbers when those are limited by test kits? Deaths are what matter

How come I cant tell them apart

it was translated see twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1238076579466674178

yeah i feel you, what could we post so that they could expose themselves? The could be reading this right now, but i mean who cares lmao.

reddit.com/r/HomeDepot/comments/etth22/asians_buying_all_our_3m_dust_masks_coronavirus/

>January 25th

You guys test less than our most of our provinces do alone