Costco Essential Worforce Letter

I've head rumors that a lot of them are getting temporary raises and double overtime.

Im okay with this only if the workers are paid more.

Ron Simmons sounds like a fucking faggot and so does your sister.

thanks user, now I will print this out myself so I can move freely through the mandatory lockdown

Mind you, they are also the only ones getting paid right now.

>all those typos

I work at a grocery store and they're only offering us a one-time $300 bonus as of now. If my state gets quarantined and I receive a letter like this I'm fucking quitting unless I get a raise. I'm not fucking dying for the company or a bunch of angry Karen's who want TP and Purell.

kek, basically got the same thing from UPS.

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yeah with an authentic Costco badge

SHOW YOUR SISTER'S NIPPLES

not a bad idea, but could risk breaking some kinda federal fraud law if you run into the wrong clown

Girlfriend got one today too, works at a food production facility

Hello fellow Wallyworlder

Show me your papers, waggie

Catholicism is the best form of government

my badge is in my locker along with my uniform at the costco

>global pandemic happens
>mr noseberg still expects you to go to work on time
>no raise
>no hazard pay
>no protective gear of any kind whatsoever
gee, thanks guys. really feeling appreciated here.

NICE

What state?

Anybody have a good scan of one of these that we can reprint?

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 9 rolls per day. If you have a family of 15, that's 945 rolls a week. 3780 a month. TP will be worth its weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

How will customers get to grocery stores?

Who can generate it using MS WORD, its not like it has a holographic mark or is notarized.

is gpd a double typo or something i've never heard of before?

You’re allowed to go to grocery stores. The letter is unnecessary.

Walmart here

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Lmao why? Are you gonna drive around with illegals in a van to ship and just want some protection? Fuck you faggot

Navyfag here, unconstitutional as fuck. The police have no authority to prevent you from traveling and lawfully carrying out your business.

I'm exempt because military but even if I wasn't I'd go out and violate that shit out of principle. I'll still probably get in trouble but I don't give a fuck.

If this post becomes evidence in a trial, the jury should be made aware of JURY NULLIFICATION. Juries can find me not guilty REGARDLESS of evidence presented if they do not agree that the broken law is just.

>Washington
>blue state
Figures.

Fuck off and die euronigger

>really thanks for working in absolutely dangerous places
>we aren't paying you a dime for that tho
>i need to buy the new tesla, work!!!

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Coronahoax is being used by global capitalist elites to secure their wealth by stripping us of our freedoms because there is no more growth potential in our late-stage capitalism

Lmao you’re obviously very young great job letting it be known
You have access to a plethora of knowledge in your pocket, use it.
It’s not a typo zoomer

I work at a grocery store deli part time and we got one 25 dollar gift card.

Quiet, mutt

Imagine thinking the constitution will have any value after this.

We're all essential bros.

I know someone that got essentially the same letter but from Walgreens yesterday. In AZ, if any are curious.

there will be certain hours you can go probably. nj is under some kind of quarantine that just got more strict, but you can basically just say you are traveling to a close friend's or family member's still.

lol :)

retard at UPS has
dyslexia

Underage b&

Everyone is getting these.

If in a time of war the government can draft you and send you to die then they can do this during a quarantine

Based, I have 2 costco badges up for sale that will allow safe passage. $10k each or highest offer.

These are fake as fuck

Martial Law and State of Emergency declarations null and void the Constitution. All authority stems from the barrel of a gun.

humans call them restaurants. fucking ayys

I’m not going back either way but here’s one from Philly area.
Just like the USSR. Here’s everyone’s working papers. Major unrest coming

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They treat you like shit for years and then suddenly you're so important and deserve a raise. Fuck these people. Wish there were unions to do a general strike right now.

Bread delivery guy here. I got my papers a few days ago.

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Project pogo. We’re fucked.

wtb costco id card

>the National Guard is going to stop people from going to Costco
>unless they work at Costco

So why do they need to go to work?

For the sake of OpSec I'll just say the North East.

How are the cops going to enforce curfew on niggers who are just roaming around for shits and giggles?

Nope you can print the walmart one off of the wire on their coronavirus update page.

Ain't no thang, dispatch told me to give the coppers my CDL. When there is no room in Hell, truckers will roam the earth.

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>me being a grunt in the navy makes my assumptions correct

fake and gay. you wouldn't need to carry around a letter saying you're employed there because if that were true, then shoppers would need some letter saying they need to shop.

THIS MAKES NO SENSE AND IS A FUCKING BULLSHIT LIE

>In the event you are stopped by law enforcement OF the National Guard

Fake. No Corporate HQ would ever send out a letter with such an erroneous typo.

Cop asks for travel papers. Whip out copy of constitution.

wait, when did they deploy national guard? and checkpoints?

Go ahead and quit now you fucking pussy wagie

Hopefully by killing niggers who start to hijack and loot.

People have been posting them everywhere.

i dont work at costco, but at another grocery store, and i am getting a raise, and double overtime if i really get that far. rarely do i get overtime.

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Costco HQ is at that address.

Goes out the window during martial law which is going to happen retard

Of course I get the job at Kroger deli just in time for a global pandemic and lucky enough to have to work while everyone else gets Trump bucks while I get coofed on all day by fucking boomers.

Fuck it I'll quit when it gets too bad fuck you Kroger I'm not killing my parents for 11 dollars an hour

do all corporations send out letterheads with as many typos? fake and gay, go fuck yourself faggot

Comcast is doing that. UPS is enacting a discipline policy for attendance...

lol amen

I think this shit is California only because I work in infrastructure and I have not received one.

i take payment in crypto.

They havent but they will soon for sure over here in sothern california.I know alot of people on here say they know someone yadda yadda but I know people in the CHP and I was told they will have freeways on lockdoen and only for use if you use it for work.You will get stopped going onto on ramps

Tfw this is the kind of trash we have manning nukes

To all retards: Tomorrow we close everything, wait for announcement.
DC here, good luck, shit is about to get serious.

false

Same for SamsClub, Indiana. Not official yet but word from upper management. Guess it's the big ones friends. Better get your ham radios and boog supplies ready.

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>law enforcement of national guard

fake and gay

Fuck off and die meme flag

The costco that letter came from has footer of specific store address
mapquest.com/us/washington/costco-303314384

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My company gave me something similar last night, no quarantine in my state yet but they wanted to be proactive.

Wagieeeeeeeeeeee

You also get your myshare early at the end of April. It'll be based only on sales and not cff. Then you get it again at the end of May assuming you stayed above plan.

I haven't seen physical copies but the official website says that

Fred Meyers?
Fake
How can a costco stay open if everybody but employees are banned from travel?

Dissenters will be dealt with on the spot

No it doesnt. You wont post a link because it doesnt exist.

Wife works at Whole Foods. They all got a temporary $2 raise that was supposed to end april 1st but has now been extended indefinitely.

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>American bakers association
Nigga you going to get laughed at and thrown in the back of a car.

:(

Indeed it's true. Not double overtime, from what I know, but time and a half, for now.

You hitch a ride with either cosco employees or UPS delivery drivers.

we didnt even get that, nothing formal, just an email with 2 lines that says we make stuff for x company and they make stuff for x company, therefor we are essential. i will sue them if i get sick, sack of shits. forcing me to work in such environment just because you want to make money. it just takes 1 guy getting infected for the place to shut down and im just waiting right now, with 200 employees who none of which dont practice good hygiene, its bound to happen.

there is no point having essential shit stay open when everyone falls under that category, we need someone to enforce it otherwise we will be forced to work in such conditions otherwise we get paid nothing.

That's it, keep working sla- I mean Costco associate and *essential* worker! The world is counting on you and we are very proud of you.

>well that's good I guess b-but don't you think I should get a raise for taking all this risk to do my jo-

EHEGHGHEHGM ehhh sorry this is an automated letter please cease any further correspondence.

DC here again, you will be allowed to go to grocery stores and a few other things, most roads will be monitored. Watch tomorrow

Extraordinarily ignorant comment ... along with being grossly inaccurate.

>Ron Simmons sounds like a faggot
DAMN!

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I got one too, work in center city

Nope printed it last night
Got this message too

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