/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2385 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

Cooked numbers on pol
cebm.net/global-covid-19-case-fatality-rates/

Is there a country that could even possibly EVEN STOP Corona-chan?, Let alone cure her. And I'm not talking about bat mutated and transmited Corona-chan. I'm not talking about chimeric experimental bioweapon escaped from Wuhan p4 laboratory, with mixed genes from SARS and Chinese horseshoe bat coronavirus with her equipped SHC014 spike in a wild-type backbone that can efficiently use multiple orthologs of the SARS receptor human angiotensin converting enzyme II (ACE2), replicate efficiently in primary human airway cells and achieve in vitro titers equivalent to epidemic strains of SARS-CoV. I'm talking about the Corona-chan that is capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures With her von-Wille pathophysiological agents sub-units exhibiting non-toxic repair dysgenesis utilizing phospholipid functional kinase. This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation though if it's capable of ectopic negative transcriptome and can endure equal unilateral stress

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What happens when corona arrives in japan and literally wipes out the country? what will happen to anime?

Her email is floating around, just saying we should do something with it.

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Whats happening right now is sort of reminiscent of the war on drugs. "doing drugs may ruin your life. so if you do drugs were going to throw you in prison and ruin your life"

Governments need to be recruiting those with mild disease that have recovered to work in patient related jobs, so doctors aren't as exposed.

That looks very unpleasant.

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you too

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I have dry cough and a discomfort behind the breastbone every time I breath. Two weeks ago I had flu lile symptoms: dry cough, fatigue, nasal congestion, and a small fever (37.5 ° Celsius)

Did I get corona'd?

what the fuck it's even happening in China

and why hospitals are claiming people dead from corona instead of people dying with corona

why nobody it's asking this

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>Refuse the quarantine! Be a patriot! You don't rule the world by doing what other people tell you to do, forge your own path fuck the quarantine, roam the earth, kill you enemies and 'ave a pint you soft nonce
youtu.be/GvPyF733sFw?t=54

>nypost.com/2020/03/21/top-new-jersey-health-official-judith-persichilli-says-everyone-will-get-coronavirus/amp/
nypost.com/2020/03/21/top-new-jersey-health-official-judith-persichilli-says-everyone-will-get-coronavirus/amp/

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she's fucking dead. if corona didn't get her the CCP did.

It’s ogre

Then we can actually start clearing our backlogs.

FELLOW IMMUNES!!! Ready for the take over?!?!

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I don't really feel like backing up the schizophrenic black latino's argument, but the MTHFR mutation suggests about a fifth of the human population is unable to digest folates from vegetable sources, and instead need to get it from animal sources, especially from organ meats.

Protip, it's all fucking fiction, you ignorant lunatic. You don't understand the middle class, let alone the upper class, and the elite may as well be on Mars for all you can guess about them.

Duplicate reply because these fucking threads move fast.

can you fuck vocal cords?

>>WA:
>94 deaths
>>NY:
>80 deaths
>>CA:
>27 deaths

Not surprising.

It's already in Japan.

I'm so fucking lonely. I want a boyfriend I can fuck and cuddle in quarantine.

Nigger she's already become an involuntary organ donor

so what the gary bot just reposts the current death count as the same for the past 5 days with the same copy pasta?

i don't understand

youtube.com/watch?v=RHCBokFAnZU

Italy circling the drain.

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descanse en paz josé

INCOMPREHENSIBLE

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kys

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youtu.be/Wi9OdFmHb9E

Tfw when you live in a city full of buck toothed chinks which think driving a Porsche makes them human

Guys I'm scared.
I've been coofing since this morning and have a really dry throat. Should I be worried??
My parents are boomers and I don't want them to die. Plz give me some reassurance frens.

Wilmington North Carolina

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tits or gtfo

Someone pray for that CA number to rise to the #1 spot plz

>when
user, it's one of the first countries to have been hit. Where have you been for the last few months?

*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*

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kek

SHOW ME TWO HEALTHY YOUNG PEOPLE THAT DIED FROM THIS
YOU CANT SO I DONT CARE ABOUT IT

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>and why hospitals are claiming people dead from corona instead of people dying with corona

The next big thing. The pastas are cooking the books.

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So, is he advocating suicide via corona-chan or just trying to make people who do get it feel better?

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There are talks about ID microchips being implemented. Do you think there are chances for a virus being merely an excuse for this?

I've got a bunch of delivery job interviews for next week but I'm wondering if it'd be smarter to be a NEET for a while. Any advice? Should I risk it to make money or bank on Trumpbux helping me out through the epidemic?

Let's kill all Chinese! Let's Nuke China!

Help Corona chan do her job

>t-there isn't a cure
>y-you'll maybe go blind or die i think
HYDROXYCLOROQUINE- 1955
AZITHROMYCIN- 1988

GET FUCKED FAGGOTS

>wikipedia is w-wrong
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydroxychloroquine
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azithromycin

HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE'S EYE FEARS: "the risk [of retinopathy] begins to go up when a person takes the medication over 5 years or has a cumulative dose of more than 1000 grams."
>200mg 3x a day for 10 days means you'll lose vision permanently
WRONG FAGGOT

AZITHROMYCIN HEART FEARS: "The FDA noted in the warning a 2012 study that found the drug may increase the risk of death, especially in those with heart problems, compared with those on other antibiotics such as amoxicillin or no antibiotic. The warning indicated people with preexisting conditions are at particular risk, such as those with QT interval prolongation, low blood levels of potassium or magnesium, a slower than normal heart rate, or those who use certain drugs to treat abnormal heart rhythms."
>if you take it you'll have heart issues
Well, maybe you're ri-
"Most common adverse effects are diarrhea (5%), nausea (3%), abdominal pain (3%), and vomiting. Fewer than 1% of people stop taking the drug due to side effects."
FUCK OFF

1955
1988

GET FUCKEDDDD

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Central banking is the highest level of scam

>You either live and recover, or you die.
>Nobody expected that.

What the fuck kind of third option is there? Turning into a zombie?

...well shit.

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How comical is it that Tim Horton will be remembered longer than Wayne Gretzky

anyone has the HD pic of picrelated? Also post Corona Chan lewds

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>takes 3 fucking flights to get across this country
>have had this awful thing on my face for 12 hours because long layovers
>no food for obvious reasons
>bridge of my nose hurts and my whole face itches
>just have to ignore it because im infected the moment I take it off
I JUST WANT BE HOME AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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My dad and mom managed to come home from work as soon as it was officially declared a pandemic and now we have enough food for at least next winter. It's actually super comfy because they essentially retired early.

Sadly no one outside my nuclear would listen to me. Upper 60s, grandparents, none of them think it's an issue. Hilariously almost all of them are beyond wealthy and could easily quarantine but choose not to.

The lady at walmart that saw me buy a shitload of supplies two months ago has to think I have connections to brilliant people in the upper echelons of society when in reality its just because I'm on a Japanese image board for anime and video games that just happens to have a near biblical level of clairvoyance.

1in 500 young person dies from this
That said not dying doesn't mean you're going to be ok

So when did Corona chan reached 200k? A few days ago and she is already over 300K? Damn she is growing so fast.

Jacksonville NC here
Walk south and don't stop until you hit the keys

Anybody here also living in outbreak areas and have some hoard hacks?
>dishwasher soap with alcohol because all the hand soap is gone
>menstrual cramp pills with aceto in it is stocked while all tylenol/other aceto meds is gone because I guess men think it'll make them gay
>womens sanitary napkins in place of toilet paper
I already have a good stash but the stores have been sold out for two weeks so Im getting what I can

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Does this dooooood really have memes on his wall???

Friendly reminder that Corona Chan is /our virus/.
>The Globalist elites fear the virus.
The Globalist elites fear the virus.
>The Globalist elites fear the virus.
The Globalist elites fear the virus.
>The Globalist elites fear the virus.
The Globalist elites fear the virus.
>The Globalist elites fear the virus.
The Globalist elites fear the virus.
>The Globalist elites fear the virus.
The Globalist elites fear the virus.
>The Globalist elites fear the virus.
The Globalist elites fear the virus.

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"It's easier to fool a man than it is to convince a man he has been fooled"

Why are you faggots still stuck in the general #500 mentality; where you thought millions were dead and the CFR was 50% for all ages?
All this new info comes out to prove all of that wrong; China is healing and getting back to work and it's slowing down percentage wise in every country.
Yet you persistently make this threads, dispite the mounting proof this is all but nothing.

It's been both sad and funny to watch this general progress into baseless conspiracy theories and bad math.
Everyday you slowly got BTFO by scientists and people who actually know what they're talking about.
You coped and coped but that doesn't make the mountain of evidence disapear.

Listen, I'm a trained and practicing psychologist of 30 years and I've had 1000's of patients over the last 3 decades.
From general #100 I've been observing. I've only got one thing to say about the type of people who skulk this thread:

Their psychopathic behavior and attitude is way more than enough reason not to trust any of the retarded bullshit on here.
They suffer from a pathetic, parasitic existence and only wish to see innocent happy people die to fill some sick void. This void was likely caused by some childhood trauma.
It's sad to watch really, why they don't seek some kind of help is beyond me.

Stop making this threads. Go outside, get some fresh air.
Look at the Diamond Princess.
>712 infected, 8 dead
This isn't going to kill us all. Just relax before the stress kills you. You need to relax. You're terrifying your family.

This virus will not do substantial damage. There is a mountain of evidence to prove that.
It's time to leave this thread, leave this site and leave your computer.

It's time for you to move on.

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F

At least she's honest.

Considering asymptomatic and very mild cases drive the infection, it's almost impossible to control without everyone staying in their bedroom for 2 months, and someone delivers food and supplies.

I hope you catch it GARY

I'd like to see 3rd world countries start spruiking why manufacturing should move to them instead of China.

The CCP won't reform a god damn fucking thing, they'll just get better at lying.

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The 18th

If I develop a dry cough Im going straight to my government issued suicide kit (assuming we have them by then) and doing the got dang deed myself Ill tell you that right now.

It will eventually especially if the homeless get infected and spread it amongst their tent cities and under highway shelters

No 1/5 hospitalized as in went to the hospital for care, only 6% need that and those are 99% oldies

*HEALS YOU*

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Femanon?

They are putting all the people who had heart conditions and shit as hypertension deaths when corona virus is what did it

Do you want to cuddle user?

China numba wan!
Virus is defeat!
Virus is below of control!

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I said YOUNG HEALTHY people

Stop, you're embarrassing yourself. Faucci already said no fucking HCQ

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I wonder how much one of those trillion dollar platinum coins wouldll sell for if it went up for auction?

>air canada

You deserve the virus for giving them money

the internet is more powerful than people realize. freedom of information can change the game

facesit user let me know if you're here

(you)

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make sure to spray down the mask with disinfectant when you get home and do a full body wash. Don't wanna ruin it when you get home.

There's been several.

Cytokine Storm would have done them in. That's just a roll of the dice.

A guy in my office is from Wuhan and talks to people on the ground every day. He says that they moved the emergency treatment facility to the suburbs so that they can make a show of closing the main treatment center.

They'll have 2 weeks of covering up new cases of community spread, then they'll show how bad it is and blame it on re-spread from western countries. And westerners will eat it up.

No, hospitalized as in ICU
Mild cases are told to stay at home

Reminder China beat this by going door to door with rifles, locking people inside, and dragging infected off to quarantine camps, the west will never be able to do this.

Chirst, i can't bear to see my president, he seems tired, scared, his voice is wavering. He seems about to break

Quarantine is no more!
China is win!
Virus is defeat!
China numba wan!
Pic related!

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air canada is the better of the bunch though

Writefag please don't stop
We need your aid and succor in these troubled times

Is the illuminati party, is that from that vampire movie??

Ye?

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You won't be healthy after your lungs perforation, leaf

So why are these drugs not being administered in American hospitals?

Have you changed the filters user? Also remember to sanitize your hands after taking the filter covers, change filter and placing them back.

>boyfriend
That's pretty gay, user. Go find a girlfriend.

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>There's been several
Show me two

>traveling by plane now
nigger you dumb

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>modern technology crematorian can only burn two bodies per day
Hold up

Remember to get a crowbar!
Pic related!

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Have you seen Bolsonaro? Looks like a molten wax figure and can't stop coofing

I didnt book the flight, my employer did. If I could book I wouldve done it 2 months ago

Any new cases in Missouri? I have to go out to work at my wagie job tommorow, so I'm just making sure

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if he can have on

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There's a thread on the worldnews community of reddit right now... Jesus. Like, I know this place hates discussion of Reddit, but you need to see it to believe the level of shilling China is engaged in.

>spruiking
>verb. (intransitive) Australian archaic, slang. to speak in public (used esp of a showman or salesman)
Neat. Also, fuck China and the WHO

Proof?

Here's a better one

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kure beach fag here
self-quarantine or you'll kill most of the boomers in the county too

Fauci didn’t say that, he dismissed the evidence as anecdotal, I.e., not rigorous double blind placebo etc., the shit works and ought to be prescribed everywhere

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Gary these only numbers are starting to get kinda high...

Im more afraid of losing my job, my school closing, my gym closing, and me not being able to go outside or be able to pay rent.

shut the FUCK up chang, 14 million of your fellow bugmen are dead. and you know what that is? a good fucking start. every single one of you needs to be hunted down and exterminated.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE CORONA VIRUS IS DESTROYING OUR PEOPLE!!! THERE IS ONLY A 98 PERCENT CHANCE THAT WE WILL LIVE!! WE NEED TO FIND A CURE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE OR SOON THERE WILL ONLY BE 98% OF US LEFT!!

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Let me guess, "muh holohoax?" There's a big difference between an actual cremation and just throwing all the bodies in a giant furnace and burning them unceremoniously. Fuck off.

>I want a boyfriend/girlfriend to help me through this
I dunno man. Things got tense with my girlfriend after I told her no, she shouldn't tip the pizza guy in person, just leave it sticking under the mat. "But thats rude". We argued for a while. And we're in a fucking outbreak zone

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Corona Chan will Cleanse the world.

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