BASED, I SAY
Imagine having such a based landlord
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Landlord is obviously a Jew.
Holy shit america is the land of the jews.
Didn't Trump say rent and mortgage payments would be suspended for a while?
We need to take up weapons and begin forcible evictions of these Jews
Hahaha I have zero intensions of paying my landlord on the first and there's not shit he can do since evictions are blocked and in my state the liberal judges that award someone who destroyed an apartment their full security deposit back make the final call.
VEE VANT TO ENSURE ALL ARE TENANTS ARE HOUSED DURING DEE CRISIS SO PAY RENT OR WE KICK YOU OUT
pay now goy before they change the law
"We want to ensure all of our tenants are kept in their homes during this time, but we can only ensure that if your rent is paid"
Literally, objectively not a true statement
If that kike was my landlord, I'd stop paying rent immidiatley, stay rent free as long as possible, the DAY before the sheriff pulled my ass out by force, I'd flood the place with toilet water, and smear shit all over the walls.
Kek Muttmerica the land of the Jews
Evictions stopped being processed in most areas.
This
My apartment complex closed all of their amenities, but my rent is the same price. Why am I paying for a pool and gym that I can't use?
evictions banned in us this is fake and gay
Why do we not have laws that limit how many properties someone can own?
>thinking this is only america
Thats funny, I just had the opposite conversation with my tenants today.
They are getting nervous
>mom and pop
Toppest of keks. Takes out huge loans from bank to rent seek from working class people who could have bought properties for themselves if the housing market wasn’t blown up by speculation and investors
Because kikes would inevitably find a way around it and use it as a means of shutting out anybody else and preventing competition
The government can't suspend a private contract between two individuals. The most they can do is not let the landlord evict you while you don't pay. You would still owe them the money.
>raises rent during pandemic
BASED
Tap into your rainy day fund, son
>Portland
Liberals are so dumb they'll try to tax landlords with random fees and then get surprised when the fees just get passed on to the tenants.
>im supposed to be considered higher in society than you, and definitely am in an objective sense, but that doesnt mean i have to be more responsible than you hahaha
>If you don't have a car to sell, sell your ass.
based landlords
>both sides still not noticing the most basic of back magics of dnc
>The government can't suspend a private contract between two individuals
Sure it could. If it really wanted to.
Plus they have zero problem raising home owners property taxes on a fucking whim.
for maximum effect flood the water into the walls
drill several small holes, flood it with a medium amount of water for 3 months before you are evicted and plaster it up before you leave
absolute best way to fuck the rentier class
of course this is just for role playing purposes
FACT: tenants will not pay rent
FACT: no one will be enforcing evictions, either as official policy or unofficially down the chain
FACT: real estate owners will have to pay interest once this clears up
FACT: real estate owners will have to pay property tax once this clears up
FACT: property prices will plummet
FACT: all currencies are about to inflate
seethe and cope landlords
I'd tap into my rainy day fund to buy a rope for the cunt
Technically yes, but they'd have to amend the constitution.
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why are all landlords such fucking scum?
ive ne er seen an example of a good landlord, they always try to blame tenants for everything, like problems with pipes or the building and they never go after problems, they always try to fuck people over and get more and more money
its disgusting
and i hate saying it because commie faggots keep saying it too and im no commie
but goddamn dude, they're all such kikes
Ot they could say fuck the constitution we're not holding anyone liable for any rent debts from now till may.
Fact: ur a nigger
Careful. They wont be so lenient if you're a white male.
Good luck kikes & shabbos goy. Reminder that NatSoc strongly disapproves of rent seeking parasites too.
Landlords will still try to collect. It's a bluff
>Oy vey, muh rent seeking
Get rekt fuckers lmao
>Ot they could say fuck the constitution
That's called a constitutional crisis and it would be worse than you having to pay your rent.
>they're all such kikes
Here that isn't even a metaphor. Every white landlord I've had has been fine but kikes let the places go to shit, don't upgrade it ever and just push the cost of their refusal to maintain their property on to you.
>and it would be worse than you having to pay your rent.
No it wouldn't
You're a putrid human being. As someone that rents out property I pray to G-d I never have to deal with low lives like you.
I would just reply to them:
"Tap your rainy day fund because it's raining"
They're already banning gun sales and restricting freedom of movement in some states. Constitutionality is REALLY out the window now
NatSoc and Fascists are generally in agreement with the commies on this issue as well. So are some forms of Ancap. It's only our shitty, parasitic system of plutocracy and it's bootlicking doomer defenders that will justify it. They didn't make the land, and them wanting to endlessly clip the ticket on something they necmver created & that's maintained by the whole nation is cancerous in general.
kys
>FACT: property prices will plummet
>FACT: all currencies are about to inflate
So what you're saying is that I'll be able to pay off my mortgage with a week of 2021 wages?
It's time for a 1A Check.
I'd have a rainy day fund if the fucking media didn't cause a panic.
Lost over 60k out of my 'rainy day fund'
Found the owners cell # in two clicks, unfortunately I don't want to get b& for doxxing. That said, owner name can easily be found by typing company name into google. On a completely unrelated note there is this cool site I found www.truepeoplesearch.com
>Landlord is obviously a Jew
Italian
i see nothing wrong with this? is he supposed to let people live there for free or what? are you really still a mental child?
Because your a cuck and wont do anything about it and your jewlord knows it
The mountain kike has spoken and reveals his true form...
you're going to be poorer overall and spend a larger portion of your income on consumer goods.
i hope your based socialist state evicts you and replaces you with a somali family.
i've honestly never had a bad landlord, maybe i'm just a good person so that rubs off on people aroundd me
Gross
To all the renters who think this will be a free for all for them and there is nothing us landlords can do.... guess what faggots 2 can play this game
What you faggots fail to realize is the SAME court that we landlords go to evict you that are now closed... Is ALSO the SAME court your ass has to run to for help if we landlords decide to make your lives a living hell
>In this unprecedented environment self help evictions are back on the table
>We will tow your cars and block access to parking lots
>Turn off your Power
>Turn off your Water
>Play polka or redneck country whichever we decide your personality would hate more... in the hallways, all day at the building
>Change your locks
>Block access to the building
>Literally turn your domicile into a 3rd world wasteland
>The same cops we want to evict you will say sorry it’s a civil matter, will be the same cops telling you sorry that’s a civil matter
>You tenants have no idea how bad we can fuck your world up, eviction courts closed meaning there”s no rules.... for BOTH sides
>use a service
>refuse to pay
How hard of a concept is it to pay what is duly owed?
It's war then
Come, send your goons to change my locjs
Good luck evicting when the courts will toss it. Disregard letter. Pay when and if able.
Technically, it's his locks. You're just renting it.
>An Italian name
Of course it has to be the Jew
>wont do anything about it
I've been setting an alarm for 3:30 am and coughing on all the doorhandles in my apartment complex.
man i imagine trying to kick someone here with this chinkvirus, landlord would probably get killed trying to pull this shit off
Thank you
Yes we will see you on the battlefield. Just remember your fighting on our playing field
>memes
here's your problem.
Because I am unable to buy.
Due to greed
Due to shitskins
Due to incompetent government
I am forced to rent. I am the one that throws rocks through the windows of houses with "for rent" signs out front.
>>Turn off your Power
Uh no, it's in my name you actually cannot do that
>Change your locks
>Block access to the building
Both illegal
Fake news. It's just rent for SOME small businesses. He asked big private landlords to suspend it.
throw rocks through greedy/government/shitskin windows then you doublenigger