Brit/pol/ - Lockdown Brekkie Edition

That would fill up the tank for a few hours working.

>mfw I realise some twitch jannie had to watch eddie screaming "Danny" while there was a bunch of naked blokes on the screen

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Disgusting.
Apart from the hashbrown. I'd have four of those and two soft-yolk fried eggs in a roll with red and broon sauce and be a very happy chappy.

Lads head over to Landlords one forums. They are afraid topkek

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Why is everything so cringe?

*LandordZONE

If you served that to me I would slap you in the face with those 2 white wieners. Disgusting looking breakfast.

It knows it's days are numbered

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Parasites are freaking the fuck out

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The state of these people, do they not realise their are going to the gallows soon?

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cobra beer desu

Jesus! quick kill it before it makes a sound.

That's fake but yes there are too many cameras

>"i deserve to charge people exorbitant rent on shelter because i assume the risk"
>risk happens
>"NOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHH"

why do your hot dogs look like a shit after drinking the night before?

Is that this lad?

your king

I'm a spaz and forgot pic

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could be

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It's you, innit? You chunky fucking slag.

Absolute parasites kek

just an honest landlord toiling away

If you're a fan of Gregg's DON'T go to their twitter page and view their replies to Twitter users. Thousands of people finding hairs, mold, foreign objects, and more in their food.

I don't know who you are, but I hope you die. Where's the actual fry-up you fucking cunt. Fuck I hate you so much.

It's lockdown edition, how the fuck could there be a full monty

luv borisbuxx
'ate landords
simple as

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pakis bought all the beans lad

Imma break your neck later, you filthy flange

this post has some very nice alliteration

>Don’t self qurantine
>cops come and arrest you.
>cops get sick and die
>inmates get sick and die
Sounds like a perfect time to tell the government to “eat a dick”

Just show me a fucking fry-up. I miss them so much. Now all I get to eat is tins of fucking sardines. I don't even like them. So just show me you fucking bastards!

only beans i've got are the ones with the little sausages lad, i'm sad too.

never forget

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Our local paki was in Sainsburys yesterday buying booze on offer to stock his shelves with it at full price.

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i haven't eaten in 12 hours
heating up some beans now

fucking hate pakis tbph

based

You have beans with sausages? Sometimes I hang awake at night dreaming of beans with sausages.

Thank you my man. I've been licking the screen for a few minutes at I am pretty sure I can taste it.

i regularly subsist on less than 2000 calories a day, i'm going to outlive you all

hard times create strong beans

same mate, had 2 slices of toast and some ritz carckers, smashing out the beans in a few

they're shit mate, the little sausages are better with spaghetti hoops

based and beanpilled

cry harder wh*teboi

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So there's some stong beans? Fucking show me where. Where are these fucking beans. I just need some beans. I will trade some toilet paper with you.

What the fuck did you just say nigga? Am I going to have to stab a bitch. Spaghetti hoops have nothing on beans. Oh some one pass me my Vaseline. Some fucker about to get fucked.!

just want a proper brekkie from the caf lads

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I think I’m gonna die of boredom before I get the virus. I have to go outside and socialise. Being stuck inside is fucking boring

i'm a shut in by choice and i'm already bored of being a shut in by force

m*slim detected

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Beans are obviously superior, that's not what I am saying. I am merely pointing out that with mini sausages, spaghetti hoops make a better partner than beans.

spaghetti hoops are fucking minging tbph

so glowies have been working for over a century to reunite the anglosphere under one banner. When it actually happens can we use pic related as the official flag?

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What kind of fry up is that?
People are going to get fed up with the quarantine and are just gonna say fuck it. I hate being in all day

it's a dirty lockdown fryup
pakis ate all the beans

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Well, these are tough times. So as long as we both agree that we would rather have beans, we can let this slight disagreement pass.But just know once this has passed. We will become enemies, but for now we will have a truce.

why doesn't she go and get a loan then?

How long until the food shortages cause riots?
I give it another week.

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>I have to go outside and socialise
A lad whom can't stand his own company doesn't deserve the company of others

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Proper HMP brekkie

I must say, as a burger, the triangular hash brown is the superior form. that said, I do like pic related when eating with something like an eggs benedict or something 'runny'

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