Australians to receive $750 and then an additional $1100 per fortnight for 6 months

That's not how taxes work.

>Best women
Only the Finnish ones the vikings pillaged.

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wait, what? is this for dole bludgers or can wagies get gibs too.

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How the fuck did you know

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What's that $23 in American?

I speak English, Finnish, Skolt, Estonian and Aussie.

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THE SEPPO KNOWS, SHUT IT DOWN CUNTS

BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

$600 ausbux is like $6 USbux so okay, good job you cunts

I haven't received shit from the government ever cause I'm not a leech.

Abos receieve triple that for their entire lives.

When factoring all the septic nonsense like taxes and tips, it usually works out pretty close.

You're getting kangaroo dollars though which are worthless

Oi, you insulting tips culture, mate?

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>tips
>actually tipping your government

At every available opportunity.

What the fuck is a fortnight? Stop using kangaroo time.

learn english josé

Enjoy your inflation sheep shagger

>tfw just found a job and going to miss the Scomobux

I wanted to buy the new Doom game

It's the new hip game all the kids are playing.

It's about $8000 USD :^)

Meanwhile you use fucked up units like furlong, scoobies, rackslamankenzers, etc.

It's for small business owners, burnouts with no jobs and people who claim the family benefits tax breaks.

Only for NEETS, Or do us tax serfs recieve any of this?

If you lose your job soon (like I did) you'll be eligible. People with jobs will be eligible to withdraw $10,000 from their super though, if they've lost at least 20% of their hours.

>People with jobs will be eligible to withdraw $10,000 from their super though, if they've lost at least 20% of their hours.
Guess I'll be hitting up work for some RDO's

i still have two jobs technically but no hours and i'm not going anywhere near my super, i think they're baiting people into destroying any long term investment they may have and put all their dependence into nanny state reforms.

Someone has to pay for the gibs

pretty good deal, how many copies of fornight do you have?

I would happily raid my super and move it into actual assets that I can cash out of at any time.
By the time we can access it, the retirement age will be moved up to 90 years.

>Tips you $4.39 USD for being a cunt.

Why are wagecucks crying about not getting it?

You should have lots of savings from all that wagecucking, right?

I mean damn, I’m on autismbux and I have over $30k in savings

That'd be great. I'm sick of doing it for free.

And you'd be able to so many things with that, right?

>Australians to receive $750 and then an additional $1100 per fortnight for 6 months.
That just to compensate for the Chinese invasion driving prices through the ceiling.

one way ticket to comfy town baby

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is this a ubi? or does it have strings attached?

Your mouth must fucking REEK

are we are getting nurgle dollars?

only when I forget to brush my tongue

Yeah I can do a lot of things with it. What’s your point?

Like what? You wouldn't be able to buy a house, travel, start a business, have a family, or do anything worthwhile in life.
Why even bother making the trip to Centrelink?

>Australians
fake news. I'm employed and getting nothing. fuck you neet leeches (unless you lost your job to corona)

I don’t have to live DSP payment to DSP payment.

Something like 70% of wagies live payslip to payslip

So? Other people are poor financial managers. How does that answer the question?

I’m going to inherit a house

You guys are allowed to do this? Did you ask Merkel for permission?

The cost of which will eat into your subsistence, but that still doesn't answer the question.

Where's the source?

What makes you think I don’t have any freedom to enjoy life with $33,000 in the bank and 0 debts?

Is this for everyone or just derros?

Because what could anyone do with only $30k aud? You wouldn't exactly be comfortable on the $30/month interest on it.

you gotta pretend to look for work

I work in a warehouse, does the lockdown mean that it has to close? or is it only restaurants and cafes?

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Ive got an ABN which I used to use for a shitty online store I ran years ago, can I claim to be a small business and then ask for money?

yes unless it’s essential. Only logistics allowed are to do with groceries, servos or banks and pharmacies

Imagine being australian, kek
youtu.be/6PyTgps46LQ

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it goes off how much tax you pay your staff, so they will check BAS statements etc

i.e you wont get jack shit

>WAGIES GET NOTHING
>NEETS WIN AGAIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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WAGIES BTFO ONCE AGAIN
THANKS FOR FOOTING THE BILL WAGIES

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Im sensing some waggie cope, let me break things down for you Normie.

1. 70% of women are obese, 90% of women get obese when they get married

2. 60% of marriages end in divorce within 7 years

3. Most men who have kids get stuck paying child support, mortgage and whatever other expenses and debts for their kids for 20 to 30 years, who they rarely see and who end up hating them anyway

4. 70% of normies live week to week riddled with debt and a soul crushing jobs

5. The NT normie brain is beta, simp and cuck in nature, and will accept being destroyed and slowly broke down by women and the system just for the shot at having kids who they will most likely never see, and who will resent them.

If you’re so concerned about “Muh DNA going to next generation” - my siblings all had kids of their own, and according to DNA your nephews and nieces have 30% of your DNA, which is only 20% lower than your own kids. So my DNA is moving onto the next generation through the fact my sisters had kids. So my genes live on to the next generation with 0 cost to me except a few birthday presents for the nephews and nieces.

It’s a safety net so I don’t have to worry about the next bill, and can purchase something like a new phone, or computer, gym equipment, or book a holiday without worrying about if I can pay for it.

so fucking surprising how no one does this. How do they possibly live like that without being stressed.

AMERICANS DONT WANT HANDOUTRS
SIGN

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money isn't real, it use to mean something.

>t. doesn't understand future ramifications of helicopter currency drops
fucking brainlet

>normie
Is that meant to be bad? Same with coping with be able to thrive?
And if you genuinely believed such stupid statistics and had such little faith in yourself to ever do anything worthy of breath, why not just top yourself now? I just can't comprehend why anyone would want to subsist like a coon.

>$30k
>Safety net
And yay, at least you can do some very low tier consumering, and if you're lucky, a backpacking holiday where you can eat once a day. How fulfilling that would be.

Most people do, but usually with a bit more money. Otherwise they'd be fucked on a rainy day.

> $750 and then an additional $1100
australian dollars or american dollars?

>Goldman

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>Australians to receive $750 and then an additional $1100 per fortnight for 6 months.
is that to compensate you for the Chinese immigrants driving prices higher?

But $1000 in upside down money is only like $3.50 in freedom units so.... yeah