>Coronavirus live updates: Federal Government tells Australians to avoid domestic travel, reveals second stimulus package
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>Victoria and New South Wales to push for full community lockdowns amid coronavirus pandemic
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>Government's $66 billion coronavirus stimulus package seeks to keep businesses afloat and workers employed
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first for how do i access my super and claim double neetbux
How good is ScoMo?!
Praise him
double neetbux starts from april but the 750 starts from march 31. then middle april you can apply on mygov for 10k super then 1st july you can get another 10k super
First good thing the cunt has done since he started, now if he brings back manufacturing to Australia the LNP might have my vote next time.
>first for how do i access my super
mygov
>and claim double neetbux
automatic
He's the best.
so there's no urgency to become unemployed? i've got a couple of weeks to convince my boss to make me redundant
I've been put on unpaid leave at my work, I can't get any if this... I'm fucked lads
Corona cure is currently 10 - 15 years away with the best scientist working on it 45minutes a day
>pic related
You are already too late for the one time 750 Kung flu bucks, but if you get on to cenno you should still get the extra 550 fortnightly
You NEETs seed, right?
>liberals condemned Rudd and Swan for giving people a $1000 stimulus to avoid the GBC even though it was successful
>turn around and do this
The Liberal party is such a joke. Thanks for the dosh, Scomo, I'm going to buy a Switch.
Pic related. Loose 20% of your hours.
See
Yee, whatcha downloading?
big win for Dan Murphys, street level drug dealers and rub and tug shops.
so does it count if I instigate the 20% loss? Like if I email my boss and convince them to give me 20% less hours does it count?
Praise your environment
Praise your freedom
Breed our white women
>GBC
DOOM Eternal, all done just sharing now.
Didn't like DOOM 2016 desu but this one seems a lot better so far, environments are more complex and varied and it's much faster.
the drug dealer who lives on my street has been having lots of business the past week
WHERE’S MY CORONABUX YOU SAID THERE’D BE CORONABUX!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Don’t look up the price of 5l of isopropyl alcohol on ebay, I beg you
(Usually $29 delivered)
We are about to have our worst harvest since the 1950s.
Back then it was a record large harvest, enough to feed 9.5 million people at a time our country only had 8 million citizens.
We will feed 9.5 million people once again, but this time we have 27 million mouths to feed.
>this is what the global lockdown is really about
This is just from my download box I just rebuilt. I'm on 100/40 FTTP.
Don’t directly ask for it, but do hint at it
send to dutton, he’ll send em to the gulag. He is after these fuckers. Pic related
The hero we need, not the hero we deserve
Glad to hear, I got 2016 and thought it was a bit meh, but am hearing great things about this one.
If only I could be bothered setting up my old pc to play it...
Why clain the double neet bux and start dealing all the drggies have just got double pay
Nice, on 100/40 HFC here. Most of my seeds are from public trackers or semi-public ones with easy access since they're the easiest to seed for, the exclusive ones have 20 seeders with gigabit connections for every peer which is a real pain.
My cenno ends next week
Will I still get the $750 since I had it when it was announced
Want those gibbs
holy shit check my id out
Can anyone tell me about GP to patient confidentiality? Can they reveal illegal shit to the cops? I'd assume so if it could cause imminent hard to someone but this isn't the case here.
Yeah my brain had a gigantic retard moment. I mean the global financial crisis.
yes if they suspect you or another person is in harm
"We yearn" hmm something is strange about thisthis. She is probably educated and is in contact with members of the ccp, this is a form of economic sabotage. This is an act of war. First the baby formula, now food. These zipperheads need a serious lesson. We need right wing nunchuck squads down at every china town 5 rows deep, wall to wall, nunchucking the dog shit out of every slit eyed creature walking our streets.
what was revealed?
Would you fuck Tracey Grimshaw?
And we were told to be outraged when Gordon Ramsey called her Miss Piggy
Just drug related stuff.
they're obligated to report any criminal wrongdoings to the police. they seem to turn a blind eye to victimless crimes like pot smoking (which, in my experience in therapy, they seem to support or even encourage) but anything that is far too abhorrent they will report you.
still no proof of any virus
when I was a teen she was very attractive. Clearly since then she hit the wall.
I would fuck 20 year ago Grimshaw with the fist of an angry god
here she is in 1999
What about MDMA or LSD?
has australia even approved any meme bucks for their neets?
even though trump has promised it the caveats keep piling up
>you must satify any one or more
>one
>you are unemployed
>you are eligible to receive a job seeker payment, youth allowance for jobseekers, parenting payment (which includes the single and partnered payments), special benefit or farm household allowance
It's on the official services website, so I'd assume so.
non working adult males. That would eliminate all NEETs
You will have to be on centrelink when the payment comes through. If you have built up your working credits to $1000 you will still recieve centrelink until you earn that amount.
this implies being unemployed is enough? regardless of how or if you are on other payments already?
It does seem to imply this
>big win for Dan Murphys
>Government announces double newstart payments for six months.
>Centrelink system collapses as every neet and his dog want to know how soon they'll get their money.
The absolute state of the greedy.
My fucking sides.
What a fucking gauging chink cunt, she deserves to be shot.
also pic related
>tax free, doesn't affect existing centrelink payments
now now wagie, back in your cagie
>Would you fuck Tracey Grimshaw?
By the look of that ham planet, I think she fucked herself.
Fucking shit balls
Kill me then
>paying a gook to wank you
Talk about a danger wank
Are uni kids getting youth allowance for full time study eligible for the extra $550 a fortnight? I get around $130 a fortnight rn.
hat about non working females, zero children but 10 cats?
are they granted a vagina privilege and have access to assistance?
Test
I have a Centrelink phone interview on Tuesday. What can I say to make sure my claim gets approved and my NEETbux get flowing?
>Youth allowance NEETs will get $1100 per fortnight
WHAT THE FUCK! I work three days per week and get only $100 or so more than this.
>can't finish centrelink claim because there are no available dates for phone appointments
they didn't think this through
Say you have corona and cant leave the house
How do you expect they're going to verify you're unemployed without making you go through the same exact process as applying for newstart?
say that the world is on the verge of social and economic collapse and every nation is now under intense isolation measures rendering all forms of accepted social customs and etiquette obsolete.
>there are no available dates
Sounds like what happened when I tried to order from woolies. They let you add shit to your cart but when it comes time to pick a delivery date, they're all locked.
there's a reason for that. every single person in the country earning less than 600 dollars a week just applied for it
Wait what, so unemployed American women get the payment but not men?
I’m sitting on just under 30 litres (I bulk buy it for my company). Trying to work out what to do with it. I don’t want to be a kike and profiteer.
Snitch on him.
exactly which is why they didn't think this through.
>NSW pushes ahead with major lockdowns
>NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has announced the state will move to enforce major lockdowns of non-essential activities, in the first state to strike out without federal backing.
>"Tonight I will be informing the National Cabinet that NSW will proceed to a more comprehensive shutdown of non-essential services. This will take place over the next 48 hours," Ms Berejiklian said in a statement.
>"Supermarkets, petrol stations, pharmacies, convenience stores, freight and logistics, and home delivery will be among the many services that will remain open.
>"Schools will be open tomorrow, though I will have more to say on this issue in the morning.
>"I will update NSW tomorrow morning about the impacts and our plans following the National Cabinet."
Yes, youth allowance seems to get the extra $550 a fortnight, as well as the one time $750 payment
I suppose if you meet eligibility for newstart such as providing a separation certificate etc
Trust me the police are well aware of them, their house has been raided 2-3 times since they moved in. Cops are just so bloody useless.
mate i work 5 days a week and make $800 a fortnight
If shit is shutdown, can I get a refund from stores that haven't shipped out my products?
The average person on youth allowance receives 200 a fortnight