/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2384 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just want my BAT SOUP with 3 dipping sauces all delivered by door dash!!!!

GIVE ME MY BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>307 cases
>19 deaths
>somehow the ones that died are "security experts on china" aka the commies that supports going with china in flipland
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Q predicted this...

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>(+32,030) ► (+1,663)
oh.
oh, what the fuck?
happening?????

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>trannies die
>obese die
>smokers die
>HIV positive die

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>Under experimental conditions, it found that the virus remained viable in air for the entire three-hour experiment.

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You remind me of that guy, whose toilet didn't work anymore. He started to shit in garbage bags. Only he was too autistic to take them outside.

Without futher interruption, let's celebrate and suck some dick.

For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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Anons who were prepping back in Feb and being mocked by friends and family over it. How's the schadenfreude?

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It lives in Boomers.

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I think Gary mutated

>mfw I accidentally release a bioweapon

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Are we going to see a boomer culling?

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>Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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Anyone got a pic of when the infection numbers were around 250k~270k?

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>a virus to wash the sinful away
we have been blessed

channeling pos vibes for argiebro

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>Blasphemous
Nice choice
>Souls
>Doom

>Anons who were prepping back in Feb
>Feb
newfag raus

Please do continue.
Also mind the face sitting route for the other user.

Suck it Volunqueer state

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Anyone have a current Corona name list

hi gary

Nice try, Chang.
Return Scarborough Shoal and show Winnie the Flu.

We're already seeing it

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how long until the militaries start to killing infected?

The time is 2:30 am, /herd/ gang hours, and you're tuning in to- the comfy late night threads broadcast.

Was wondering if you guys had any reccomendations for music/books/shows/films that I should be listening too whilst quarantining. I've already largely exhausted my existing supply. In return, here's one of my own recommendations; criminally underrated singer-songwriter by the name of Jerome Reuter, claims to be a centre-leftist but so did Mosley.

youtube.com/watch?v=S-0rF1HJL2U
youtube.com/watch?v=XCrjEPjJp18
youtube.com/watch?v=6y0ec2SH3dA

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its hilarious, and I look forward to free trumpbuxx because normies didn't take caution and spread the shit everywhere

I wish I could live in her pussy

OH thanks for reminding me! I'll do that now!

AWWWWWWWW YYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

GOD DAMN, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You britbongs are fucking screwed.
>MuH hErD sTrEnGtH
You waited too long and you have no trap cards on the field. This Red-Eyes Black Dragon is going to sweet across your country and take out your life points once and for all. Your tea can't save you now.

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BRAZIL CIVIL WAR INCOMING
THE GOVERNORS AND THE STATES ARE REBELLING AGAINST THE FEDERAL GOV
g1.globo.com/go/goias/noticia/2020/03/21/entrada-de-passageiros-de-onibus-e-aviao-segue-proibida-em-goias-diz-caiado.ghtml
oglobo.globo.com/brasil/witzel-reage-atos-de-bolsonaro-sobre-isolamento-de-estados-diz-que-segue-lutando-contra-virus-24320970
twitter.com/lucasfelix/status/1241399436485505025

Since we're talking about shit, how do I avoid using the toilet at my family's house?

Do I dig a pit in some hidden corner of the garden and shit in that? Would throwing road salt in afterwards reduce the smell?

delicious although I am happy I was able to convince my family to do some shopping just before it got worse. Now my parents have about a month of food, if they stretch things, and won't starve.
Florida is going to be disaster

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It's not good because I didnt prep nearly as much as I should but I was riddled by doubt even though I still have more than most.

Bio-weapon confirmed. Plan accordingly.

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w-what's kentucky doing that we arent?

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I saw Xi Jinping at a wet market in Wuhan yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask himhow he cured his country so fast.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was cough but he kept cutting me off and going cure? cure? cure? and opening partially infected provinces back up in my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and heard him chuckle as I collapsed. When I came to the airport to leave the quarantine I saw him trying to walk on a plane with like fifteen bats in his hands without going through customs.
The girl in the hazmat suit was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to release lethality statistics and start testing again first." At first he kept pretending the virus was largely contained and a medications already existed, But eventually made corrections and released them to the public.
When she took one of the bats and started testing it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to test them each to "prevent any electrophoretic infetterence", and then turned around and coughed on me. I don't even think that's a word. After she tested each bat and put them in a soup and started to say the R0, he kept interrupting her by coughing really loudly.

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Mass surveillance and control is going to be increased
-implanted chip with ID (ID2020.)
-mandatory vaccines to kill you quicker.
-complete surveilance of every digital device you own, digital devices without internet connection won't even exist anymore.
-meat to receive further tariffs, taxes, etc. in the way to being outright banned.
-"health checks" at all international borders, with mandatory vaccines to board aicraft or ships.
-cash will dissappear, and you'll only own digital credits, so you effectively are your money from now on. any felons will simply have all their credits removed with the press of a button.

You guys know all this stuff is coming. At this point seeing what the changes to society in the future are going to be is just common sense, and a basic capacity of logical deduction. They have been preparing us for their version of the future for years now. If you want to know what they want the future to look like, just go watch Netflix.

Those who died this year were the lucky ones.

youtube.com/watch?v=olRC0Z6adJk

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Can't return something that was never yours.

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/cvg/ goes to shit when you're not here, but you still need to get some sleep. If you die, the threads will be shit forever.

I will run for Prime Minister of Canada and kick out every chink. Let it be known that there will be no chinks in Canada in 35 years

Bless Corona chan for opening our eyes
And bless Ebola chan for trying to kill niggers

What will you be listening to in your happeningbunkers, fellow Gigachads, this is my choice.
youtube.com/watch?v=34HCvwXPKVs

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Thanks doc

>only 12% of the dead italians have died ONLY because of corona
Which puts death rate in italy at 0.9%.

Happening is over, Nothingburger confirmed.

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what happens to my dick after I get coronachan?
i heard it doesn't work anymore

AAAAAAAAAAAAA IM FUCKING SCARED
IF THERE'S NO CURE, WE'RE FUCKED
IF THERE'S A CURE WE ARE GON' GET JEWED
IF ALL OF THIS IS HOAX THEN WE ARE ALSO JEWED
IF IT'S NOT THEN WE ARE FUCKED
FUCK CHINA, FUCK TOURISM, FUCK ALL OF YOU AND FUCK ME WITH A CACTUS JUST MAKE IT STOPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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They're not zombies you fucktard.

Just set up a compost toilet, yo. Say it's for gardening, n shit.

About time, free the south from the mutts

Nine dash line is a nothingburger. No imperial documents or ROC ones to support it.

>HCQ FAGS BTFO ETERNALLY
>HCQ FAGS BTFO ETERNALLY
>HCQ FAGS BTFO ETERNALLY

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this is accurate and in no way gay

Send her dick pics

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our governor put in restrictions very early. closed bars, churches, etc.

Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions.

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UK is overcrowded anyway, the weak die the strong survive. This virus is a positive for us all

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Can you maybe step into the shoes of "them" for a moment and explain how you will personally benefit from preventing poor people from eating meat?

I'd vote for whoever ran on that platform

>>somehow the ones that died are "security experts on china" aka the commies that supports going with china in flipland
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

You aren't using it anyhow, so no need to worry.

>millions start dying a day
>but it doesn't count because they had the sniffles prior to coronachan

800,000 fearless warriors have something else to say about that.

Beautiful boobs dear

Oh fuck

Put wood ash on the shit. Seriously

Is there any proof hospitals in the US are overflowing?

This is a hospital in Brooklyn. Looks completely normal.

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sure thing chang

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now I'm scared af

Thank you Satan

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Fucckkkkkkk, don't bring your shit across the border you filho da puta

DON'T STOP
I'm also interested in the facesitting and lovey dovey cuddling that other anons requested

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I'll listen to something comforting.
youtube.com/watch?v=IGrhyOtikQ0

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Why don't you control for population?

Truly the end times.

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I convinced everyone I cared about to prep. Family pooled resources for essentials, disinfectants, masks and quercetin, then spread the word to my inner circle of friends.

Jokes on you we have no tea!

Nice boobs dear

cringe disinfo, fauci is a hillshill

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did you go inside?

checkd. and you should be. its over for you. sorry.

Cope. Not that this info matters to you diabetic mutts.

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>HIV positive die
Is this how trump planned to eliminate AIDS?

Kinda related, so He has four or five albums full of this stuff.

>did you ask fir a cure?

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Yes, sure.

Humans are obligate carnivores. You cannot do shit with the protein from things like lentils or other seeds and grains because those are protected by anti-nutrients the plant has to protect itself, you cannot digest it.
Also, all plants lack micronutrients found only in animal tissue, their flesh, fat, and organs.

Taking meat away from people will keep them docile, ignorant, infertile, and passing away sooner. Veganism and gov based diet protocols and food pyramids are tools of depopulation.

More like he has a degree, you MIGA shill

I might need it some day

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>all our countries are getting the "multi cultural" treatment
>most of the invaders tend to be young
>native population is mostly older
>pandemic targets older population
>sound of hand rubbing intensifies

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Do we actually have any accurate data on fomite survival times for different surfaces?
I'm disinfecting everything coming into my house, but fucking companies are still sending letters and such, can't really disinfect the interior, should I just start burning all post?

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jokes on you there is no immunity

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radio.bienvenidoainternet.org/

Kek

>bigots
Don't use that reddit tier word here. I'm not a bigot, I'm a racist

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just finished a 5 hour outdoor walk.

fuck everything.

finally back

its his plan to eliminate gays

awww. fauci isnt going to be able to push his vaccine with his buddy bill gates. trump is keeping an eye on this manlet.

How long did the last H1N1 spread last?

Extremely based Polak

haha fucks sake I knew the Wops were cooking the books for EU gibs

Kill urself habeeb

god damnit guys it didnt really hit me how bad it was until today.

how contagious is this shit? like wear a mask everytime you go out shopping and wear gloves? or just wash your hands often and shit

>Haven't been out in 4 weeks
>Haven't eaten anything but stash
>Haven't had contact with one single person
>Today I get a bad cough
What the fuck is this? How is this even possible? This isn't rhetorical...somebody smarter than me please explain how this happened.
At least I don't have a temperature yet.

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I could fuck that belly button with my micro penis

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No they're not, numbnuts. The majority of a humans teeth are meant for a herbivorus diet. The fact that we have pointy teeth, is a mutation, because assholes found it easier to kill animals than look around for fruit n shit to eat, or cultivate edible plants.

Funnily enough, both Italy and UK got infected on the same day, the 31st of January. Must be doing something right if we're two weeks behind them.

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I want some lovey cuddles... especially now that we might get the borona

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Listen to Digitalism - Mirage.
If you enjoy it, check out their other albums.
youtube.com/watch?v=TSvgi9z0EBM

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>juking the stats means the problem has disappeared
Baltimore does the same thing with their crime figures and it does not stop niggers from murdering people

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My brother was a nothing burgerian. Ridiculed me for taking it seriously and stocking up.

He had to come over and ask for toilet paper, he was awkward the whole time and kept defending his lack of preparation. I know it is eating him up.

The schadenfreude is great and all, but really I'm more glad that I was ready to help my family out.

lol that's gay

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>t-there isn't a cure
>y-you'll maybe go blind or die i think
HYDROXYCLOROQUINE- 1955
AZITHROMYCIN- 1988

GET FUCKED FAGGOTS

>wikipedia is w-wrong
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydroxychloroquine
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azithromycin

HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE'S EYE FEARS: "the risk [of retinopathy] begins to go up when a person takes the medication over 5 years or has a cumulative dose of more than 1000 grams."
>200mg 3x a day for 10 days means you'll lose vision permanently
WRONG FAGGOT

AZITHROMYCIN HEART FEARS: "The FDA noted in the warning a 2012 study that found the drug may increase the risk of death, especially in those with heart problems, compared with those on other antibiotics such as amoxicillin or no antibiotic. The warning indicated people with preexisting conditions are at particular risk, such as those with QT interval prolongation, low blood levels of potassium or magnesium, a slower than normal heart rate, or those who use certain drugs to treat abnormal heart rhythms."
>if you take it you'll have heart issues
Well, maybe you're ri-
"Most common adverse effects are diarrhea (5%), nausea (3%), abdominal pain (3%), and vomiting. Fewer than 1% of people stop taking the drug due to side effects."
FUCK OFF

1955
1988

GET FUCKEDDDDD

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He's truly done for.

>cousin has been ranting this is a death to capitalists
>he doesnt realize all the people getting sick are already in vulnerable positions
>he honestly thinks that the virus is affecting people indiscriminately
>he fails to acknowledge the fact that the wealthy are more than capable of hunkering down until this blows over
>his cuck friend on jewbook are all ranting the same shit

Oh yeah i forgot that suddenly everyone being infected and forced to be quarantined was totally deserving of it right?

This thing spread like 5 weeks ago

>degree
degree does not remove the stain of corruption in a man

ups/fedex/usps carrier coofed on a package. now you are going to die.

The main concern is that the health care system is about 2 days to 2 weeks away from running out of PPE so rationing has begun. Many nurses and physicians have already gotten sick with gear. You know how the story goes.

I bet it was that one goddamn gnat.

You gotta give is some archives, bud.

We're accurately(ish) reporting deaths from it unlike them, who are lumping it all in.

Inshallah

inquirer.com/health/coronavirus/philadelphia-police-coronavirus-covid-pandemic-arrests-jail-overcrowding-larry-krasner-20200317.html

What the fuck are you burgers doing????

youtube.com/watch?v=bVNlsIJrR80

boomer parents never follow my advice

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Apparently Corona-chan isn't from Wuhan anymore.

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It shows there's nothing to be scared of unless you're an obese boomer. Which there are plenty of in the USA ofc.

based

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>Only focusing on mortality rates
Pleb

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hahaha okay user, i'll wait for more reports of "oops turns out they mistook over 4000 deaths for the first time in history!"

Someone join me in praying for that CA number to go way up tomorrow.

Yeah, but how will the rich stay rich if their workforce is de- oh wait robots.

This guy is a libertarian and a pseudo-scientist. He's just good friend of Macron's staff, which explain it all.

He started first denying the outbreak (said it'll stay in China), then downplayed it stating it was just a seasonal flu.

And now he's stating that he's having a cure, based on a very flawed study, statistically irrelevant and with confirmed biais.

You want the West to start counting the dead like the Communist Chinese have done? No, in the West, all bodies that need to be cremated were killed by SARS-CoV-2.

Not being Volunqueers.

But, look at that chart, Gov. Beshear declared an emergency as soon as we got our first case, and has been shutting shit down much earlier, relatively, than other places. He's just being more proactive. I hope he calls up the national guard to completely shut the state down soon.

>implying boomer jet setting internationalists won't get sick
oh user they are going to get hit hard

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I cannot, and will not pander to your stupidity.

There is a reason why all vegans constantly makes dishes trying to imitate meat.

There is a reason why human's maternal milk contains saturated fat and cholesterol.

There is a reason why it is so common for vegans to be infertile, lose their teeth and hair, etc.

There is a reason why "s-oyboys" look effeminate, the testes need cholesterol as a precursor for testosterone production. I'd call you a shill, but I think you are just a brainwashed slave.

Tree allergies and it's spring

>UK fags in africa are breaking quarantine and fleeing everywhere
I didn't know bongs are agents of coronachan.

Even Pence didn't believe what Donald "Greatest pandemic of human history" Trump said about HCQ. Trump apparently prays to make drugs work.

>HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE'S EYE FEARS: "the risk [of retinopathy] begins to go up when a person takes the medication over 5 years or has a cumulative dose of more than 1000 grams."
mg 3x a day for 10 days means you'll lose vision permanently
>WRONG FAGGOT
Son, ask Lupus patient why it's OBLIGATORY to see an ophthalmologist when under Plaquenil

Okay, Mr Elite, so why don't you move to southern India and live in your paradise of docile vegetarians?

Except they're not even slightly infertile. Bit of a problem there.

Another problem with your views (lol) is that you think people at large aren't already ignorant and docile. A person with a medical degree says "Do this," and the average person says, "Yes sir, please sir, right away sir, you know best."

what's this HYDROXYCLOROQUINE
AZITHROMYCIN and how can I eat it?

None of you fraudulent memesters will be able to do shit to China or Rothschild or anyone else. Lmao all you can do right now in the face of the best crisis in a century when global order is at its most vulnerable is circlejerk, what will you do when the status quo starts to renormalize and get their defenses back up? Nothing but consume once again, just as you've always done.

Embrace corona bliss. Political scenesters lmao.

>well this guy had a cold 3 years ago thats what caused their death!

I really hope the world gets together to exterminate every last Chink on this planet.

well at least we got a dude to fuck his sister so that's something

Nobody dies directly of AIDS either. Let's infect everyone with it 0% mortality.

They didn't "mistook" them, 88% of the dead had pre existing health problems. So, seesee

It lives in cleavage up to 100 days. Mandatory topless hotties is imminent. Gotta hang the bags in the sun

Like the sound of what I've been hearing so far, I'll have to look into both of these more when I finish the radioshow i'm listening too right now. Thanks anons.
Already knew about this one, my patrician fren, but thanks for sharing it with everyone else.

>muslims are going to remove themselves
Europe saved.
Corona-chan confirmed /ourgirl/

No, just the next step. The second wave of countries is done incubating and saturated the capacity of their healthcare systems, now the dying starts. The others will follow soon

Why are people like this? Can't they see the writing on the wall? It's not complicated.

user dont do it die like a man

>Lupus patient
UH HELLO FAGGOT

WE'RE TREATING KUNG FLU

FUCK OFF

This virus is a big nothingburger. Everything will blow over in 2 weeks

100% cure rate only applies to a non-randomized sample size of 5

if you take all 6 people who took H and A, 1 of them relapsed in 1-2 days
if you take all 26 people who took H, 6 had to stop treatment (1 of them died) and another 6 did not get better in 6 days

For the face sitting user, gonna start off from post fellatio. I think you wanted hair right?

>she finally releases you from the post orgasm sucking
>she swallows hard and opens her mouth, spreading it with her fingers
>she says while doing so, making English hard to understand
"Y-yeah I see that..."
>She stands up, letting her dress finally fall to the floor
"I, uh, what?"
You stand, weak in the knees from not having recovered from the massive load you just expunged from your body
She has a malicious grin on her face
You sit and she walks over to you, your head level at her abdomen.
You grab the pieces of fabric around her hips and pull down slowly
>Her pubic mound gets exposed in a slow fashion, covered in a moderate but trimmed amount of hair
You pull down the rest of the fabric, strings forming from her slit to her panties, growing long until they finally snap and rebound
>She places her hands on the back of your head, fingers digging into your scalp
>You look up and she's breathing hard, almost panting at this stage
>Her arms forcefully inch your head closer and closer to her slit until you are buried in her womanhood.
>You know what she expects of you know
>You smell her womanhood

>how contagious is this shit?
EXTREMELY
>wear a mask everytime you go out shopping and wear gloves?
Yes
>wash your hands often
Also yes

Why is there so much anti-corona posting?

BAT SOUP
BAT SOUP
WHATCHA GONNA DO
WHATCHA GONNA DO
WHEN YOU GET THE WUHAN FLU

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Anyone have that anons post with archives about reinfection and blood brain barrier? Need to send it to my Dr. Friend.

AAAAAAAAAAAA

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Pics or no believey

Guys I'm scared.
I've been coofing since this morning and have a really dry throat. Should I be worried??
My parents are boomers and I don't want them to die. Plz give me some reassurance frens.
Wilmington North Carolina.

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People in India are not vegans just because they don't eat meat. Wtf?
All throughout history native tribes prized animal foods, and elites would eat meat and make their slaves eat grains. You are in denial because you don't want to see that you are a slave.
Eat raw meat and be free.

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Pathologic 2

I pray not for death, heretic, but for life.

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That and all the people out of jobs looking for work and willing to fill any position.

"The bullet didn't kill him. He was old and was going to die anyways."

can someone post the quarantine suit template png please

It means they were diabetic, had a weak heart/heart failure earlier in their lives or asthma or whatever, ON TOP of being +80, stupid mutt.

How's your nostrils, eyes and ears?

>you don't rule the world by doing what other people tell you to do, forge your own path fuck the quarantine, roam the earth, kill you enemies and 'ave a pint you soft nonce
youtu.be/GvPyF733sFw?t=54

Did he actually do it? I asked to take pics but he flipped out and left l, that's the last I heard

Authorities don't want to risk Corona spreading in the crowded prisons.

Taking samples in the throat, where the virus doesn't develop
not taking samples in the deep lungs (a place hydroxycloroquine can't reach), where the virus do develop and make its damages

It's the pseudorationalism of the fucked up libertarians at play here, guys

The crematoriums in Wuhan, China were burning bodies day and night, those were people infected with SARS-CoV-2, whether they were counted in the official deaths or not and many Chinese aren't fat or obese.

did you get a package recently? did you get anything from outside inside your home?

THIS
You're all schizos

>Someone join me in praying for that CA number to go way up tomorrow.

can you like..not...

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I'm still in trouble but I picked a good time to lose weight, started dieting in December

let me know when you die so I can update my spreadsheet

Yes user, they were +80 year olds with lots of health problems.
If you aren't an obese 80 year old who had 2-3 heart failures already, you have nothing to be scared of.

Daily reminder

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Take a bucket and place it beside your toilet, open the top part of it and then hang yourself.

Dear young people you are not invencible

how can i volunteer and help our cucked government?
I don't care if i get infected

pretty good. although i convinced my parents to stock up a little bit. they only did it because they wanted me to stop bothering them. i told them exactly what was going to happen including people panic buying everything at the stores. it's nice to be right, but i wish i was wrong this time. i fear things might get bad.

because faggots are frightened and they want very badly to just wake up from a bad dream.
quite the timeline we're in.

"pre existing conditions" is a blanket term covering dozens of ailments that most people may have one or more of. If having ANY pre-existing conditions fucks you over, then that's gonna be a lot of people in most countries.

If we're counting only 100% healthy people that have never ever had a medical history in their life as "real" deaths from this, then you can apply that to every disease and say "oh well its nothing"
Most human beings do not live in a vacuum though

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Killing Pinochet by eating RED tomatoes.

But the economy is getting affected, if the countries dont resolve this soon, how long until they realize that they can end the epidemic by killing the infected, I don't know murican frens, you know that (((they))) only care about money.

Ruopolo?

Someone explain Korea and Japan.
The death rate is low there.

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Oh and kys btw

Okay, so will that make me immune to 5G? And where do the reptilians fit into this?
>reptilans are.... carnivorous
>retpilins...... like 5G..
>relly makes u think......

>meat
>not a single item on a plate would pass as a 'meat' or even 'food' in a civilised country

But they would rather let people get away with low-level crimes which will certainly put them in jail after this. Can't wait until it will go sideways.

Dear old people you are weak

Just fast and exercise dumb ass. Ride a bicycle